When I covered those Jennifer Aniston photos yesterday, I noted the fact that she had a pillowy-looking bump which was most likely the product of layered winter clothing. I was trying to anticipate the fact that Aniston is forever getting baby bump rumors, which are so prevalent it feels like we’ve been talking about her womb for two decades nonstop. Anyway, I just wanted to point out that Page Six noted Aniston’s bump-like thing too. Page Six sounded exhausted with the speculation as well, and they even say that they didn’t even bother to check with Aniston’s publicist about it at this point.
Anyway, here are some more photos of Jennifer and Justin Theroux, out and about in NYC yesterday. I’m also throwing in a few photos of Jennifer earlier in the day, out and about by herself. Those pics are basically a SmartWater ad. Keep hustling, Jennifer! This New York trip was sponsored by SmartWater. I don’t have much to say about her ensemble other than fedoras are not her strongest look. Perhaps a newsboy cap would be cuter?
Radar has some Jennifer Aniston-related stories this morning, but both of them are pretty dull. Let’s see… Julia Roberts wants style tips from Aniston. More than that, Julia wants to steal Aniston’s style and “Julia has developed a bit of an obsession with Jennifer, especially in the looks department.” Is that why Julia went blonde and wore a black doily to the Oscars? Anyway, that story wouldn’t surprise me because I think a lot of women try to emulate Aniston’s “look”. Her look veers towards that sort of Real Housewife vibe, IMO, and that’s very popular with a certain demographic.
Radar also has a boring story about Charlize Theron trying to become an Aniston-level comedienne, which is dumb because Charlize already filming A Million Ways To Die In the West with Seth MacFarlane and while many hate Seth, he gave Charlize a really funny, raunchy role.
Meanwhile, I kind of think Aniston is trying to copy Scarfy Depp.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
My comment is sponsored by Idontgiveaf-k
Ha! Are we going to see photos of you wearing an IDAF t-shirt?
I’m drinking bottled IDAF myself. Delicious!
Eau d’Af?
LOL!
Well, a good thing you can say about her is that she won’t ever be caught with some other bottled water. But seriously–did she taste that water before she signed on to do ads? Because it’s gross, flat, and disgusting…..
The bottle is probably filled with something else 😉 nobody saw her open the bottle…
Smart Water tastes just like…..water.
@Jen
No it doesn’t—it tastes worse than my sink water (which NO ONE in the house drinks). They strip out the natural vitamins and minerals that is present in the water—and it has a really weird, gross after taste. It’s gross. My mom bought it because she had to go on a three hour drive and forgot to bring her water–and I tried it when she brought it back bc I was curious. It’s nasty.
@Hiddles
HAHAHA! Maybe Jennifer’s smarter than we think and dumps the water out, replaces it with some vodka and maybe a little lemon juice…..I would.
She’s got a high profile paid for gig coming up, the MTV Movie awards where her PR flack purchased her own special category (remember the dirtbag award? this year it’s the topless award – not that she was topless. I know, I know. She gets a ‘bar lower’ pass even with cheesey awards)…I’m thinking she wants to be ‘coupled up,’ at that then dunzo by late Spring.
That said, he must read the comments about himself, because the question about how his bald spot is concealed under artfully arranged swoops and swirls of forward flying hair, seems to have been read by him…today he’s letting his balding 5-head fly, hair is looking thin and noggin is like, BAM!
I think he is even more self obsessed yet as insecure as she is.
@Cleo
Topless award? Seriously? What is this, Hugh Hefner’s version of a film award? Who would even accept that? It seems incredibly sexist and degrading to women–do they have men in the category too? Even if they did—my chest is not something I would want highlighted at an awards show, however humorous. At least the Dirtbag award is for best villain or whatever–acting skill–not how amazing your rack or pecks are…gross.
To quote Homer Simpson, “I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.”
Ha! So funny
“Her look veers towards that sort of Real Housewife vibe, IMO, and that’s very popular with a certain demographic.”
I am insulted that you think all us drunken housewives want to look like Jennifer Aniston.
I’m not insulted actually.
Mimosas anyone?
I’ll take one! I’m not insulted either…..but this drunken working wife doesn’t want to look like her either! Nothing against JA, I just kinda like myself the way I am. 🙂
Theroux looks good in these pics
He looks like he just rolled out of bed and is nursing a hangover.
Theroux looks less waxy – but he also looks like he’s being paid to act like her boyfriend. There is no affection in their body language. Anyone else agree?
Oddly enough I’m finding Theroux mildly attractive in these photos. Might be because he doesn’t look as over-groomed as he usually does. Still hate the skinny jeans though.
Forgive me for getting my bitch on but I can’t imagine having “an obsession” about Aniston’s incredibly vanilla look. I see nothing unique or “obsession-worthy” about her bland appearance.
Yeah, we’re all just a frosting cap and Victoria’s Secret sweater away from acheiving this.
@Original G — I just read this and in spite of a sinus headache, guffawed out loud at your comment. The image!
She and I are the same age. I knew a guy in grade school who went to high school with her – I always had a huge crush on him and they apparently went out and she broke up with him badly. That whole scenario takes her down a few notches and I don’t see her as some celebrity.
What’s the story? I want some dirt!
@Virgilia – I don’t know the details… probably just standard high school drama. I found out a few years ago actually.
He does look better with the scruff.
Plus he’s no longer orange — I think that’s a huge improvement! Still can’t get past the boy band pants on a grown man.
“…boy band pants on a grown man.” That’s a funny and accurate description, but I have a feeling Thereoux would be deeply wounded by it.
I agree that the scruff and lack of orange makeup looks good on him. He always looks better in New York. In L.A., they make him look utterly ridiculous. I love the photos of Anthrax in L.A. They’re priceless.
I dunno. I can’t get past the cape he insists on wearing.
I’m curious as to why they always stay at a hotel and not his apartment. I mean they are engaged. His home is now her home; yet maybe not; because that LA mansion was bought by her; in her name only
I wonder that too?
And actually, on Justin Theroux’s fan site their are photos of an LA home that’s his and it’s not her current home or her previous rental.
Link, woman!
Actually, that was the home they were both renting while waiting for renovations to be completed on their new home.
@VG. Hello and here ya go.
http://justintheroux.org/gallery/index.php?cat=82
@sophie. The photo dates are a year before they were engaged in 2012. This rental looks very different than the one on JT.org to me?
http://www.forbes.com/sites/trulia/2014/02/28/buy-jennifer-anistons-former-beverly-hills-rental-for-9-9-million/
Justin Theroux has a fan site?
Good question. It’s not like she’s having loads more privacy at the hotel.
She always does the fedora thing when she’s in NYC. It like the ’94 version of cool which is to say lame.
I will say that she has the most amazing and extensive collection of black handbags ever.
I love the Tom Ford double-zip bag. My fav. I found a good knock-off of it that was great quality & a more affordable price.
I love that bag too.
Exactly what I was thinking! Why would anyone want to emulate JA’s style? She’s totally stuck in the 90s, and not in a good way!
I like the color of her scarf–love a deep purple color.
I want her sweater thing, as it is STILL freezing here–although yesterday it was almost like spring..for us 🙁
Her hair looks ten times better now that she’s cut it–I never got the hoopla over her hair. It would be one thing if it was permed/flat ironed all the time, highlighted blonde, AND it looked super shiny, thick, and glossy–then I’d get it. But her hair ALWAYS looks like straw….I winced at her Oscar look last year.
I’d say these photos are a better attempt at convincing the media that ‘JustJen is 4evah!’….a lot better. He’s even touching her in these photos!
/sarcasm
I hate Justin’s skinny jeans–I hate it especially when dudes wear them. If he wore normal pants and quit talking forever (his voice annoys me, quite a let down after the hot irish-although terrible–accent) then I’d think he’s hot.
Well you must live in Hillbillyville because where I come from all of the guys wear tight jeans……just like Justin!
Where I live a ton of guys my age wear tight jeans—it still looks terrible. But I haven’t really seen any adults wear them, so there’s an added blessing.
I HATE skinny jeans on anyone, especially a man. I don’t get why all of his clothes have to be super tight all the time—his leather jackets are almost always zipped all the way up. How does he breathe? I’d be worried that I’d pop the zipper.
@Maggie, who wrote: “Well you must live in Hillbillyville because where I come from all of the guys wear tight jeans……just like Justin!”
Hillbillyville?? Right. Try to keep up.
Well his jackets are snug I’ll agree with that. He has a nice body though.
I’ll agree with you on that—but I think he dresses ridiculous for his age…if he wore regular jeans, then it’d be a lot better.
Where I come from, the stereotype is that the low-class guys are the ones wearing super tight jeans. Btw, besides looking bad, they lower sperm count. Maybe that’s a plus though.
Just bc everyone wears something doesnt make it less ridiculous. No need to be snide.
“Jes’ Like Justin”
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Enough of the bump watch already. At her age, the baby would be born with a tail.
False. One of my best friends got pregnant at 46. No IVF or anything, all natural. She wasn’t trying but didn’t bother with birth control because she thought she couldn’t conceive. And her baby’s just fine, better then fine.
As to the Anniston “pregnancy”, I agree with the general exasperation. If she wanted a child, she’d have one. If not her own, an adopted one.
Laura Linney gave her four more years (shudder)
And this woman gives her ’til 53:
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/grandma-53-birth-twin-granddaughters-article-1.1427640
That made me laugh out loud! However, I don’t think it’s true. You never know what can happen, but I’d be worried about birth defects and other health issues. I barely have patience for myself, I don’t know how I’d deal with a child at my age (45 in April).
I agree with you. It’s not like she’s in her prime baby years. And while, yes, a woman her age could get pregnant w/o IVF, it’s not statistically very likely, nor is it medically advisable.
People should just get over it. If she wanted a baby, she’d have one. Kids aren’t everybody’s thing, and better to realize that than to have a kid just so the nannies could raise it.
Enough of the bump watch already. At her age, the baby would be born with a tail.
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OMG!! I just spit out my coffee on that! Good one!
My grandmother got pregnant accidentally in her late 40s and gave birth to a perfectly healthy baby. As the mom says in Moonstruck, it ain’t over till it’s over.
But Aniston is not going to get pregnant. If she’d wanted a baby, she would have had or adopted one by now.
&Pandy – I have no idea what you mean about Aniston’s baby being born with a tail bit I am laughing my head off anyway.
Aniston has been wearing scarves for years. Also, as far as them staying at his apartment which he now uses as his office, the paps know where it is and would be camped out just like they did at the apartment she briefly owned. She did not want to put her neighbors through the hassle of the paps. The hotel has a garage entrance so they can get in and out easier.
I don’t think the paps being camped out at his apartment is a good excuse for staying in a hotel every single time you go to your fiance’s adopted home-city…..I’m sure that there are tons of paps that are waiting for her when she comes in and out of her home in LA.
How do you know he uses the apartment as an office–and for what? I know he’s supposed to be directing Zoolander 2, but haven’t heard anything about a release date or anything, and now he’s shooting a tv show, so when would he direct?
I wouldn’t want to stay at his old apartment which is now his office. The hotel would offer a better sense of privacy, security & services. I’d pick the hotel for a temporary stay.
He said he uses the apartment as an office when he did an interview about the Leftovers. He was talking about some of his odd collectibles which he said he now keeps in his NY apartment which he uses as an office. As far as paps at their house, when they leave their house they are in a car which offers a little more security, especially considering how nasty some the the paps are and the vile things they say trying to get a rise out of people so they get a good picture.
His apartment is his office? Then where does he live? He lives in his office, LOL?
I don’t get all this subterfuge about Jen not wanting to stay at his apartment. She doesn’t want to stay there. OK.
BTW, celebs are almost invisible in NYC. That’s why many of them chose to live there. Most NYC photos of celebs are event photos not papped ones.
I agree with Orig. G—he most likely stays at his apartment while he’s in NY, office or not. If he plunks down cash for hotels, then he’s an idiot—but if he’s at his apartment while he’s in NY, then why can’t she stay there, or if she doesn’t want the paps to get at her as easily, find a condo/apartment that has a parking garage.
She just doesn’t want to be in NY for any longer than necessary–that’s what this is about. Not the paparazzi.
Actually, the paps don’t seem that interested this time. Who drives in NYC?
Sorry Sophie but you have to come up with something better because a lot of celebrities live in NYC with out staying in hotels.
I am imaging Justin’s closet, with row upon row of skinny, itty bitty little pants in all colors of the rainbow. Which skinny Minnie pants shall I wear today?
And rows upon rows of things. Can’t have panty lines with pants that tight.
This made me snort so loudly. Brilliant!!
Maybe Smartwater could sign up Wills and Kate and give British taxpayers a break.
Do you guys think these two call the paparazzi or no need?
I don’t think so–I don’t think Jennifer needs to call them….and now there’s an interest in Justin because he’s with her. If they ever break up, then he’ll probably go back to not being pap’d at all….but I do find it funny that she complained that NY was a fishbowl, but LA isn’t?
Girl, whatever. You just didn’t want to be there anymore after you got Justin to be your purse carrier.
I know it’s cold in NY, but come on! She has had something done to the bottom half of her face.
I don’t think she did–this time. I know a few years ago, she did have something done, because everything below her nose was TIGHT and plastic-y…it was really weird. But she always bundles up in scarves, covering the lower half of her face…..
Maybe a cold sore?
Its what I’d do if I had one and had to face photographers..that or just not go out.
I’M obsessed with her “look”- I’m obsessed with how bad she can possibly look after all these year in the spotlight. That fucking 90s brown belt she wears with her awful stonewash 90s jeans with actually makes me angry! I’m obsessed with how much time and money she spends on her hair while her hair is over-processed shapeless straw. I’m obsessed with how she keeps tweaking her nose, tanning, and chain smoking while touting her “healthy” lifestyle. And I’m obsessed with how someone so talentless, so banal and mundane to the core can be so rewarded by our culture.
Just a quick comment: I think she’s great looking and so is he. BUT they can’t get it together unless he stops loving NYC and can live in LA. LA is kinda boring and vacant and he thrives on the NY vibe. She can’t get into the culture, museums, street life etc. -she needs her yoga mat and sunny days. She’s not a bright girl, not much depth but a zillion dollars-so there IS that. What is a man to do??
Or unless Jennifer compromises—Justin did for the first two years of their relationship….it’s only been since shortly before the spring of 2013 that Justin had a job (filming The Leftovers–he’s been doing that all year)…..THAT’S when it became an issue for them to spend time together….they were together before that. It seems pretty selfish to me that she can’t even live in NY for half a year, or even three or four months…..she’s 45 years old and has a ton of money. It’s not like he’s asking her to live in a crappy apartment, where she doesn’t know anyone, and has to keep all her windows and doors locked all day, unless she wants to get robbed in the middle of the day.
She has more than enough money to buy a condo and fix it up exactly how SHE wants it, kick back, sit on her butt, smoke, and do yoga all day. If at any point she got tired of looking at Justin’s face, all she would have to do is tell him that she’s flying down to LA for a week or two to hang out with her girlfriends (and maybe pick up a few scripts while she’s there), maybe go to Cabo and get her drink on—but she doesn’t want to do that.
Just like that bs, a month or two after she and Justin got together, about NY being a fishbowl. Please. I hardly saw any pap pics of her, and the ones that were taken were probably taken because she’s ‘new’ in NY, and if she’d stayed a little longer, then she wouldn’t have attracted as much attention. At any rate, I doubt the paps in NY are worse than the ones in LA. It’s not about NY being a fishbowl. She just didn’t want to be there. Period. She had her man, and now she’s OUT.
I have an aunt just like that….she uses guys (not saying that’s what Jennifer’s doing)—but my aunt puts on one face, gets them sucked in into taking care of her and her kids, while she does absolutely nothing but leech off of them. She does it by basically showing them ONE face, and then as soon as she’s in and comfortable, she shows who she REALLY is–a user.
I wouldn’t even say LA is boring–you can do a lot of things in LA that you can’t in NY. They’re two entirely different cities. The point is that she wants it her way–because even if she doesn’t outright say she won’t live in NY (to the media/interview), we plebians can see that. We’re not blind. She goes to NY to visit him–and its on her terms. How is it that he can follow her around for two years, going where she wants to go–but when its his turn, then there’s an issue. Heck, if they didn’t want to be seen during the Oscars, she could’ve flown up to go and be with him in NY. But he flew down to LA.
A lack of compromise is what stands out to me, on her end. And while I don’t feel so sorry for Justin–he chose to get into bed with her and her pr, while disrespecting his and Heidi’s relationship, like it was nothing–I would be pissed if I was him. But hey, sometimes the grass isn’t always greener. And I bet he knows that now.
Meh, I don’t blame anyone for not being able to live somewhere. I know what it is to be stuck in a place you can’t stand, and it’s hellish. I cannot understand not wanting to live in New York City, but if she hates it, she hates it. And NYC is a place that I would not leave for anyone, were I lucky enough to live there on a decent salary, a nice one-bedroom apartment on the Upper West Side… anyway. It would be like living without cats. Everyone has some things they won’t compromise over.
That said, these people are loaded. There’s no reason they can’t spend some time in LA and some in NYC every year, or have a long-distance relationship in which they visit a lot.
You seem to know a lot about them, obviously you’re related or close friends………judging by the amount of posts about these two!!! Bwahahaha!!!
@Emily C.
I know the feeling–my mom absolutely hates it where we live now. She doesn’t know anyone, no one wants to know her (she goes to school, and she only has two people who talk to her–everyone else looks away at her in the hallways), she has no friends, and the relatives that we have up here are less than friendly. They’re friendly, up until you get mad at them for only calling you whenever they want something–which is what they do. I live fifteen minutes away from my aunt, and the only time I see her is if I call her and tell her that I want to go over her house–which she doesn’t care if I’m there or not.
But my point is that Jennifer isn’t like a regular person. For whatever reason, she hates NY. But she has the opportunity to escape whenever SHE wants to, on top of not even having to be there all year–they could even just go for the summer. She can leave whenever she wants to–to go work on another film, or just to go see her friends. Or her friends could fly up and spend time with her for a week or two between projects. But she doesn’t do that. So I find it odd that they’re engaged and in lurve, and yet they spend very little time together—by what is seemingly HER choice.
But the issue is compromise. From what we see, Justin hates LA. He prefers NY. But he was in LA with Jennifer for two years. How come he can compromise for two years—barely spending any time in NY, where all of HIS friends are–but she can’t spend 3-6 months out of the year in one of the most diverse cities in the world?
“she can’t spend 3-6 months out of the year in one of the most diverse cities in the world?”
Because she likes sitting on the beach sipping margaritas. And once someone has been single for as long as she has, they often don’t want to change anything. Honestly I think the only reason she keeps having these “it’s true love this time” relationships is that it’s expected of her. I think she’s a serial monogamist who doesn’t want long-term commitment with anyone or to live with anyone else. But admitting that wouldn’t play well with her image.
How come you don’t have the photo of him awkwardly holding her hand making sure the paps could take a photo of her still wearing that ugly asss ring? That photo is so hilarious and super calculated.
And no, i’m still not buying this fake relationship and fake engagement.
If she looks pregnant, then I’ve looked pregnant every cold day of my life since I was fifteen years old. And I’m probably carrying quadruplets right now.
You and me both, Emily C. Although mine may have been reduced to triplets—-I spent three hours last night sitting on the toilet–puking up everything I had eaten yesterday and diarrhea. Ugh.
I just wanted to post that anecdotal stories of friends who got pregnant after 45, or who had birth defects when they had a baby after 45, are the very rare exceptions.
Odds of getting pregnant without assistance after age 40 is around 10%, and at 45 it drops to less than 1%. It doesn’t mean it NEVER happens, it means “less than 1%.”
Odds of having a baby with birth defects increases with age, but it is still a very small percentage. For example, odds of having a baby with Down Syndrome at age 25 is 1:1,250; at age 40 it becomes 1:100; and at a 45 the risk is 1:30 (3.3%).
So when a celebrity is pregnant at 45 or above, the ODDS are that assistance was used (by a very large probability); and the ODDS are that the baby will be perfectly healthy (also by a very large margin). I just get tired of hearing “my friend’s cousin . . . blah, blah.” Yes, it can happen, I’m just saying the ODDS are against it. So unless someone has inside information that definitively says otherwise, it’s a good bet that (1) assistance was used, and (2) the baby is perfectly healthy. That’s my assumption in all older female celebrity pregnancy stories.
Plus, the latest studies indicate that older men have a bigger impact on the baby’s health than older women, at least for autism.
I think it should be assumed by now that if JA wants a child, it will be through adoption. I don’t know why this issue is ocd for the tabloids. Give it up already.
His brother Louis does great documentaries 🙂