Conspicuously absent (or perhaps blurred) from Lindsay Lohan’s list of lovers a few weeks ago was the name “Leonardo DiCaprio.” What’s this, you say? When did Leo and Lindsay ever spend time together? It was a simpler time, circa 2008-09. Lindsay was cracked-out back then, but at the time, many people still had some hope that she would eventually clean up her act. During that time, Lindsay had an on-and-off relationship with Samantha Ronson which probably involved a great deal of crack-stalking (on Lindsay’s part). But at some point, Lindsay found herself without Sam and she tried to latch onto Leonardo DiCaprio. Did Leo tap that? We’ll never know. I’ve always suspected she tried to tap that and Leo might have gone along with it… but, like, only in a club bathroom or something.
I bring up this shared Leo-Lohan history because this Star story made me think of it. Apparently, Lindsay crack-hustled her way into an event hosted by Leo, and she proceeded to act like a cracked-out drama queen so Leo just had her kicked out:
Leonardo DiCaprio banned Lindsay Lohan from a late-night party at his house on March 11, after she played in a checkers tournament he hosted at West Hollywood’s Bootsy Bellows.
“Lindsay wasn’t even invited, but she still showed up,” says a witness. “Being a nice guy, Leo allowed her in.”
But Leo soon learned that when it comes to Lindsay, no good deed goes unpunished!
“She was whining about everything, like not having a place to sit or not wanting certain people near her… if she doesn’t have all the attention, she throws tantrums. It became such an annoyance, he made a buddy kick her out 15 minutes after she arrived.”
[From Star, print edition]
I feel like Lindsay and Lady Gaga are on similar paths as far as it relates to “star power” or the power to hold an audience. We’ll probably always report on LL or Gaga’s crack shenanigans, but at some point… it’s a non-event when they show up somewhere and act like an a—hole. I’m actually sort of surprised Lindsay didn’t punch someone in the face OR throw a drink at someone OR run over a baby on her way to seduce Leonardo.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
my baby Leo would never stoop that low.
MTE
First rule of a house party – don’t let a Lohan in.
exactly.
and this behavior epitomizes her overall personality and sense of entitlement. Do the nice thing and ALLOW her into your party tho she wasn’t invited, and then she acts like it’s HER party, or at least one thrown in her honor. the whole “give her an (undeserved) inch and she acts like she’s entitled to a mile” thing.
she clearly still thinks it’s 2004 and Mean Girls was just released and that she can command that type of treatment.
I’d let her into my house…after locking everything I own in a safe lol. Seriously, how do you sit and drink/talk with your friends knowing there’s a Lohan in hour home?
Don’t do it! You’d look around after she left and realise she’d pilfered rugs, furniture, small children, and anything else she could stuff in that giant crack bag she always lugs around.
Why just limit her restriction to house parties? I wouldn’t let her in any day of the week under any circumstances.
I think Leo wanted to be polite poor thing. But now he knows she’s bad news.
Remember that party she attended a year or so ago and she tried to hide (steal) a bunch of the owner’s Rolexes? And then said it was because she was worried someone else was going to steal them?
Beware the Cracken – she will take anything that’s not nailed down. It wouldn’t surprise me to see her pushing out someone’s SubZero refrigerator. I just didn’t want anyone else to steal it!!
I don’t think he went there. Leo has a specific type. Tall Victoria secret model. Lohan is too short and too ginger and doesn’t have that Germanic Amazonian look that he likes. Besides the story at the time was that she tried to get with him and he told her to get it together because she was such a mess.
Too ginger? Really? I don’t think a hair color would prevent Leo from sleeping with somebody. A drug problem? Sure. Drama? Yes.
Yeah–that’s the main thing that always makes me roll my eyes at scandal involving Leo. Dude goes out of his way to keep his private life on lock. I saw this video on youtube–paparazzi were talking about him, around the time he was with Bar Refaeli. They were talking about how they hated him, because he always avoided doing premieres in the US (unless they were in NY), because of the paparazzi–the paps in Europe/overseas I guess are nicer??? They were also talking about why the basketball game pics of Leo were always worth a ton of money, because that was the only time you’d get his face
I do think that Leo goes for those young, dumb models (beyond them being young and stupid and more willing to let him boss them around) because he doesn’t want a ton of drama.
I mean right now the most we can trash talk Leo for is being a total hypocrite about alcohol i.e. he drinks too much while bragging he’s never done drugs, and the fact that he dates models MY AGE. Other than that–what can you really criticize him for, in his personal life? Nothing much. And that’s the way he likes it.
@ Virgilia Coriolanus
1. How do you know he drinks too much?
2. Drinking and being against drugs does not make you a hypocrite.
Leo likes his girls drama-free and I can’t blame him tbh. He is so private and I like that about him.
@qwerty
Have you seen his face when he’s not working? He’s a bloated mess…..and I find it hypocritical to brag about not ever, ever, ever, EVER trying drugs, when you’re clearly drinking yourself into oblivion the minute you have free time.
For his bonafides? Absolutely. There is no question he has a type. But for his hookups? Considering how much time he’s spent on the LA and Euro party circuit, apparently he’s not as picky when it comes to hooking up with club girls. Its not like Leo’s known for his fidelity.
I can’t get over how rough Lindsay looks. What will she look like by the time she is 40? She should be a poster child for what drug and alcohol abuse can do to a person. It is just sad
+1
Agree just look at the difference between her now and what she looked like in the Leo lap dance story CB linked back to. Massive difference. Before and after photos of her should be shown to all high school kids to keep them off the gear.
They should hand out flyers with Lindsay (when she was blonde) on it to school children. It would be the best anti-drug campaign ever.
No kidding. They could use that photo for everything! Eat your vegetables, or you’ll look like THIS. Don’t get too much sun, or your skin will look like THIS. Be nice to your siblings, or THIS will sneak into your room at night and terrorize you.
Remember the old posters – “this is a pretty girl”, “THIS is a pretty girl on drugs” ?
hahahahahahahahahaha
Kaiser, the point at which Lindsay turning up and being an ass becoming a non event was about three years ago. How’s about we start rewarding positive behaviour and only cover stories where she does well? And no, simply turning up on time does not qualify as doing well, no matter how beyond her capabilities basic functions are right now.
I saw her show last night. Her schtick is she knows all the dialogue, all the BS, all the things to say with a completely straight face to fill in the dead air when people are trying to tell her to behave. It is absolutely maddening. Nobody falls for it and she just keeps on talking about how she’s improving herself yet there is zero evidence of any change. When you lie so much your entire life, I guess you start believing your own lies.
I liked the GFY take, that there’s so much nothing going on in her life that she’s embarrassed about it and throws shit fits about filming as a result. And that she really doesn’t pay attention to what she agrees to or what people are saying, then tries to blame everybody for her mistakes. She talks a good game but her actions are incredibly boring, repetitive and revealing. I think on some level she knows this and it just feeds the cycle.
Lilo’s always thrown crazy fits, though. The GFY ladies are just nice. Remember the story from SamRo’s mom? One night at a party Lilo was mad that people weren’t paying enough attention to her so she threw herself on the ground, kicking and screaming, throwing a toddler style tantrum.
Unfortunately, Lindsay has always thrown these fits. She feels that her fame entitles her to whatever she wants, and has no trouble acting horribly to get it.
She’s also constantly deflecting peoples questions and they don’t call her out on it. There was a part in this show where she says something about reliability being a good quality to have. And when her life coach asks her what it means to her she goes on about how OTHER people need to be reliable or else she cant trust them, nothing about her own self not letting others down. It said a lot to me about how self centered her life is.
I’d be very surprised if he ever got with her. His type isn’t women who look decades older than what they really are.
^ This. I was just about to type the same thing.
Lucas Haas is the closest she got to getting Leo on the list. He passed up on her.
Yup I think She was “with” Lucas Haas in an attempt to get to Leo.
Juicy. Details please?
Leo can choose.
Lukas? Nah. Ha-ha.
Checkers tournament? Is checkers the new ping pong, which is the new poker? My fantasies of Hollywood life do not include checkers tournaments.
yep!
I had to read that sentence twice. Haven’t finished my coffee yet. What’s next? Dungeons and Dragons?
Magic The Gathering FTW.
You two just made me spit my coffee everywhere! Leo Diablo LAN party anyone?
I believe this story. Even if it isn’t completely true, I believe that similar scenarios have happened
I heard the Kardashians tried to bring back Scrabble, but they got into a cat fight over the Ks.
Skrabble. Ha ha.
OMG I’m dying.
Another sad story about her. I just watch the video with her and Billy Eichner destroying a HIMYM car (don’t ask, it’s dumb). First of all, it was her most dramatic part in years – there will be Oscar buzz and second, it sounds like she breaths TAR & NICOTINE instead of oxygen. If she’s really serious about “her art” then she needs to quit smoking a.s.a.p. She sounds like a 60 year old emphysema patient ………….but she won’t be able to quit cigs or drugs, so you know……………..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/27/billy-eichner-lindsay-lohan-destroy-car_n_5042161.html
Only if he was blind pissingly drunk out of his mind and she was wearing a Bar Refaeli mask.
Actually as I wrote that I realized I would sooooo do a drunken, wasted Leo in a bathroom while wearing a Bar Refaili mask. But I’m quirky like that.
Plus. Is “checkers tournament” code for something?
No, Jaderu–she was wearing a Gisele mask 😉
Random comment, but I think it’s time for her to stop it already with the blowing kisses and puckering up at the camera, etc. It’s just delusional; she’s not a sex symbol; she’s a punchline.
There is drama queen Regina George inside of her.
I wouldn’t let her into my house either… Oh my God, the Cracken… NEEEEVAAAARRRRR
They prob use pills for pieces which would be why lindsay showed up
Pills for pieces OMG, hahahaha! PS: My cubicle neighbor’s name is Kimber 🙂
Leo can have his pick of women…trust me, he isn’t picking Lindsey for anything…
I remember when Leo’s face was blasted all over the teen mags I didn’t find him attractive at all. Now I feel so sketchy for finding the older bloated Leo far more attractive. Legitimate crush on Jordan Belfort right here.
She would wear real fur. Just because the animals in the leg hold traps should be honored to die horrific deaths because she is Lindsay Lohan and wants to wear them.
It’s long overdue at age 43 but I’ve decided life would be a lot easier if I didn’t have a conscience. I wish I were a bad girl sometimes and didn’t give a rat’s ass what anyone thought of me. Not like hurt people but be bold enough to hustle my way into an event without an invite. They say nice guys finish last, but that applies to girls too.