After a long dry spell at awards shows, Michael Fassbender is on something of a winning streak. A week ago, Fassy won Best Supporting Actor for 12 Years a Slave at the Empire Awards (he was not there to give a speech or anything), and then he took home another supporting actor award at this weekend’s “Irish Oscars” (also known as the Irish Film & Television Academy Awards 2014). The awards were held in Dublin, and many of the Irishmen we know and love turned out. I’m including photos of The Bender, Andrew Scott, Colin Farrell, Jamie Dornan and Brendan Gleeson. Fassy looked really good! Shark teeth!
I was going to make this a “who would you rather?” post until I chanced upon this CRAZY story in the Daily Mail. Apparently, the shark-toothed one has a new famous girlfriend. And this mess will not end well, I’m just saying. According to the Daily Mail/The Sun, The Bender is dating Naomi Campbell. OH MY GOD.
Even at age 43 Naomi Campbell is proving that not only is she in top shape, but she can still attract the hottest men in Hollywood. According to The Sun newspaper supermodel Naomi Campbell is now dating 12 Years A Slave hottie Michael Fassbender.
The two were allegedly seen openly kissing and canoodling at a restaurant with the paper reporting the pair went public with their relationship after they had secretly met up at hotspot Coya on Tuesday in London’s upmarket Mayfair district.
A showbiz insider told the paper that the pair were in a cordoned-off area within the members area of the restaurant which gave them plenty of privacy but the pair didn’t mind being seen together and were being openly affectionate towards one another.
‘At one point they ever started snogging,’ the source reveals.
Before the Tuesday night PDA, Naomi had been attending the launch of a fashion exhibition at the V&A Museum in London. Michael had pre-recorded an appearance on BBC1’s The Graham Norton Show and then the two met up afterwards. They made sure though that they arrived at the restaurant separately to avoid being photographed together.
The newspaper’s insider maintains that Naomi is smitted with Michael and told friends at the V&A event that she was looking forward to going on a date with the movie star later that night and everyone was desperate to find out who it was with. Another pal told the paper that Naomi always has famous and rich men chasing after, especially being a supermodel, so it’s one thing to go on a date with someone but another if it turns into something more serious. MailOnline contacted Naomi Campbell’s representative for a comment on this story.
The Mail then goes on to claim that Michael dated Lupita Nyong’o which… I mean, I kind of wanted to believe that they had a brief fling, but other sources say Lupita dated Chiwetel Ejiofor while they filmed 12 Years a Slave. Hey, maybe Lupita banged both of them (atta girl). As for Michael and Naomi… IF it is true, I don’t believe it will last. This might just be a fling, a conquest-bang for both of them. Naomi is the kind of woman who likes luxury and she likes a man who is going to shower her with gifts, jewelry, attention and vacations. Michael just isn’t that guy. If this is just sex or some kind of fling, I’m fine with it. If they try to wrap it up as some kind of “real love affair,” then I’m going to have a problem with it.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Great looking couple. Get it Naomi. Haha
Wait, what? Dude, protect the face when she gets pissed is all I’m saying.
Blackberry Fassbender.
Ha!
lol…. Blackberry Fassbender… love the comment!!
Oh wow. LOL!!
Good one.
omg, rofl!
I……don’t get it?
Oohhhh, that incident from several years ago which she has already served time for! Ha-ha! How quickly one forgets. #stillnotoverit #angryblackwoman
He looks delicious to me.
If true, that is hilarious. Deary me.
If, as more likely, it’s all PR planted rumour, it’s um. Still hilarious. I’m trying to decide which is the LEAST appealing narrative: Tommy the Sparkling Unicorn (puke); Benny the slightly irascible don with a penchant for bouncing (he actually isn’t very bright, is he?); Fassy the Dirty Dog (isn’t that just slightly pathetic rather than alluring?)
Yes. Happily, it all brings me back to the BLOKE. I’ll take Tom Hardy Who Loves Puppies as my storyline du jour and du forever. Hooray!
But there are never any stories about Tom………..what are we supposed to do in the mean time.
The only time we see much of Tom Hardy is when he’s gone off Charlotte and is banging his new co-star. I adore him, though and want him to be naked forever. As for Fassy, I hope he’s got good dental and a hard head. Tee hee. It will be damned hard to remember your lines with a Louboutin stilletto embedded in your brain.
@sixer whilst I can see Benny attempting to have a famous girlfriend I can’t imagine the Unicorn king doing this. Tommy is scared that his sacred virgin image would be ruined by a normal girlfriend as it is.
I hope this isn’t a PR stunt. There would be literally fireworks with these two and their tempers. *grabs popcorn
Hahahaha that is the best description of… ahem… Hiddles’ issues with a girlfriend.. Bwahahahaha
No, you’re missing my point, ladeez. The point is that virgin Tommy and dongtastic Fassy ARE the narratives. See? Equally unreal but chosen to fit personality traits that make them vaguely credible. Different stories but equally fake.
I know what you mean Sixer lol.
It would be more funny if and when the virgin Tommy and the Dirty Fassy attempt to the opposite of their creative image. Fassy being a golden boy everyone wouldn’t take serious and Tommy getting drunk and making out with women in front of cameras would be laughable.
They’ve created their image now they are stuck with it as both went too extreme. If we ever saw photos of Dirty Fassy and Virgin Tommy on the night on the titles, the unicorn brigade would preach that fassy is corrupting the unicorn’s mind- even if it’s Virgin Tommy’s idea to get rid of his golden boy image.
I think it would be MARVELLOUS if they all played swap the image. They could have a blind draw once a year. And we could all play at first to guess where the new persona came from.
If Virgin Tommy ever wants to change his image, meaning getting shitfaced drunk, going to strip clubs and cavorting around in public – hey, just call me, Hiddles!
Fassy can call me too (anytime, anywhere). We can cavort all together.
Hahahahahahaha.
That’s all I’ve got.
Yep, me too.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
If true, her rage will be epic when he takes his Fassdong elsewhere.
Gah I was thinking the same thing. Pics or GTFO!!! Lol. This pairing seems weird to me. Not on an asthetic level because they’re. Both gorgeous but because I think the Ms. Campbell is kinda coocoo.
There’s a blind knocking about with Naomi raging already over that wandering Fassdong. Cat fights R Us!
(I think it’s all bollocks – why don’t I say bollocks more often? I should – but am in a good enough mood today to be laughing rather than screeching that PR is evil).
Bollocks is indeed an amazing word, and it applies perfectly to this story.
Bollocks the BEST English swear word ever – something you can really get your teeth into (in a manner of speaking) I say it all the time and several times on this site, we need to spread it around though… how about making it a policy to use it at least – ooh lets say once a week? (just don’t let the more ‘delicate’ flowers know what it actually means – it could quite upset the exquisite refinement of some ‘bitchy ladeeez…(the smiley face thing’s not working – bollocks!)
Just imagine the blow up when this thing is over. Both have fiery tempers. They’d look so good together.
HAHAHAHA! That was what I was thinking. I really don’t know who’d be off worse if they’d blow up in their faces.
But then I also think this is complete bollocks too.
As long Fassbender is swinging the Fassdong around freely, he will be linked to every beautiful WOC who might be in his proximity or not. I call BS.
I hope he has a helmet. It will be no time before he’ll find an iphone hurling towards him.
lol… if he doesn’t own one, he’d better buy one… soon…
#TeamCellphone all the way.
IF the DV abuse rumours are true, then homeboy should hush because Naomi will provide a clap back and smackdown so hard, it’ll knock the ginger straight out of him.
Bahahahahahahahhaha
@pinotgrigio
I ended up spitting my tea on this one!
Really. She is beautiful, but I’d be scared!
He should borrow the Magneto helmet.
I seriously worry about anyone who dates Naomi, worry for their safety that is.
Me too. Ain’t no one safe from her temper. Run, Fassbender! Run now!
ROTFL THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD *the finest of Pop Corn*
yes, this is something that I REALLY would like to see..maybe it’s mean, but I’m sure it would be soooo entertaining!
He better get a goalie mask and cup to protect his face and “Fassdong” from any flying Blackberry
He looks great!
But here we go again. Too bad The Sun stepped on his win at IFTA with this story–conveniently without photos, except of Naomi, and candids of Michael with his parents in Dublin. Sounds like the “story” is from Naomi’s PR person. (She only seriously dates billionaires, people! She is in demand!) And we’re already provided with the convenient end of the nonexistent “relationship” in that last paragraph.
And if you want to know who I would rather–no contest!
I can see it. Michael has a type and probably fancied Naomi since he was young boy and she was a 90s supermodel. Probably won’t last but they will have crazy a affair.
She’s 6 years older than him. Hardly a May/December romance. If HE were the older one we wouldn’t be discussing an “age difference.”
yes but she’s been famous for 25 years. That would have put him a teenager at the time.
“Even at age 43″…
What is this ageism?? Naomi’s only a few years older him, sheesh! =/
I know, right? She will look amazing til the days she chokes on her own crazy anyways.
And bish still looks late 20s, forever and always while Ashtray McBoozy looks 40+.
I KNOW! The crazy must keep Naomi preserved, because—THAT ASS. Oh my Lord. I swear to you–I googled pictures of it.
I’m an unapologetic Fassy lover but Ashtray McBoozy made me laugh so hard and then I nearly choked on my gum.
This story is from the Sun so it is BS.
Poor taste in woman. Beautiful but crazy.
Andrew Scott is adorable. As is Jamie Dornan. So disappointed he’s doing that horrible trash 50 shades.
Good luck with that Michael.
I don’t believe it Naomi only dates billionaires. She has for years guess it’s one way to save your own money.
She was once engaged to Adam Clayton of U2. I doubt he showered her with gifts. But that was a while ago. So maybe she’s into money now.
Fassbender is not a billionaire in his pocket but I think he is a billionaire somewhere in his zipper. And she knows that.
She is gorgeous- hope it true just for photo ops! Seriously, he’d just be a detour from oligarch search!
If this story came out a year ago or two years ago, I would have believed it. Now, not so much.
This is pretty hilarious. Not sure Naomi would lower herself to date Fassbender but this is a pretty awesome rumor. I’m calling the Mariah Carey Nick Cannon vibe if this becomes a thing. Smh.
I like MIchael but at the very least he needs to get familiar with some Crest White Strips……blech!
Before or after she threw the waffle iron at him.
A little bit of crazy is good. Naomi crazy is no good.
This looks like a casual thing. A fling. Jump offs. Just banging. Good for them.
But… he is too poor for her… I mean… he ain’t a billionnaire.
Okay, if this happens God help us all. Don’t forget, Fassy can throw down with the best of them. Didn’t he have some kind of domestic fight thingy a while back? Can you imagine what he’s like when he’s had a few drinks. I’m sure that Irish temper comes out. I’m actually scared for both of them. They might kill each other. Let’s hope Naomi has calmed down in her old age.
There’s been numerous rumours and allegations that this man is an abusive person. I’m always always surprised he’s so well liked here, actually.
Hey Kaylen–one allegation. ONE. Four years ago. From an ex-gf (ex by quite a few months–always an unimpeachable source) whose motives are more than a little suspect.
Fassy, you in danger, girl!
Congrats to him on his win, well deserved!!! I must say he looks soooooo handsome in that Tux.
I hope the rumours about Naomi is just a fling nothing more.
That is weird
It was 2009 and I was covering the Cannes FF, we were invited to the Inglorious Bastards after party and there he was of course Fassy along the whole cast and director Quentin Tarantino. One of the best parties of the Festival, one of the jurors was Robin Wright freshly divorced from Penn and looking for fun. She hooked up with the, back then, not so famous Fassdong, they were seen dancing and drinking for most of the night , even if he was with a date, a black girl. The date suddenly was left alone. For the rest of the evening. Yes. He loves casual sex.
Im impressed that this comment isnt getting many replies.WOW.Robin,GET IT GIRL!
I write for an Italian newspaper, and of course I cannot report what we see and hear at after parties, I can just tell, off the record, that PR teams work hard to let people know what they want to be know.
What? He left his date alone for a pale blonde?? Wow… Sounds great – chances for casual sex with the Fassdong are rising for me haha.. (by 0.002345%)
They were pretty wasted by the end of the night, all of them. That week I remember Sean Penn withdraw the divorce, and all the press were talking about it and wanted a commnet, but all I can say is that Robin Wright didn’t care too much about it, let’s put it that way.
I actually believe this and there are pictures to back it up…
http://michaelfassbenderarchive.tumblr.com/post/14559760138/robin-wright-penn-dancing-with-michael-fassbender
Wow thank you! I actually feel a bit for his date right now… :/
Thanks! There they are all of them!
He wasn’t as known back then so… climb, climb, climb…if that means sucking up and entertaining the more famous woman, then so be it.
On another note, never got the attraction with him.
OMG the beard is gone!!!!!!!! He is looking so fine and put together now. Ugh this man gives me so many feelings. As for Naomi, I prefer her to Madalina any day!! I wonder if there will be tons of crazy scandalous drama between them. Oh boy!
THIS! Unfortunately I think it’s all made up, but if it means he’s over the golddigger chick, I would be very relieved. Even if it’s phone throwing Naomi.
When I first saw the story , I was shocked and flabbergasted, and hoping it is not true. Anyone wishing that Michael and Naomi should be a couple are totally lost their marble. That woman is cray cray, did she or didn’t she blacklist that poor modeling girl from the fashion industry, I mean I sure what she did is wrong but come on, shouldn’t Naomi have some decency for herself. Maybe it is alleged, so that’s another story fro a another time. My second point is she is just mean and nasty to other young models, and let’s not forget the biggest one of them all SHE THROW A PHONE AT HER HOUSEKEEPER. Ok, it was a long time ago, and a few of you may think she has change, but have you seen the latest episode of “The Face”.
Again she is CRAZY. So if this is true, all the Fassloonies, let us bow our heads in a deep prayer and hope that Michael Fassbender ask Bryan Singer for the Magnet helmet, he use does need it.
P. s. Even though Naomi Campbell is crazy, at least it is huge step up from That Golddigger Magalina Ghea.
Haha… I was just thinking how lamentable someone’s taste in women has to be if crazy Naomi is actually a huge step up. Oh Fassy… why…
We’re still doing the angry black woman thing? Ok…one phone throwing incident and you are marked ‘the angry black woman’ forever. Good to know.
I don’t think her skin colour has any significance here… She could as well be the angry white woman. And it’s not just the phone throwing incident, she has a huge reputation for being catty, short-tempered and aggressive. A further problem is that it has become comparatively quiet around her apart from her behavior so of course it’s the thing the media (and everyone else) focuses on.
I don’t have a problem with it either Kaiser. Doubt it will last long…
And my god he looks hot in these pics, yum. Love his shark teeth!
Um hello, did I mention that she’s crazy?
He may be crazy as well.
Omg! Great rumour don’t know if it’s true I’m hoping not for Fassy’s sake don’t want him getting beaten up!
I read in yesterday’s blind that she already caught him with another woman and went ballistic. What a shock (on both parts)…..
Low hanging fruit. The dude just knows how to pick them. I doubt very much that lupita had a fling with this guy. She’s way too smart
I don’t really get the appeal of this dude. He’s not that handsome to me, and his teeth, when he smiles, freaks me out.
I would with him, 500 different ways. I love him.
Fassy is going to be the old man in the club, if he keeps this up.
Well actually I think fassy loves any skin colored women but somehow he gets fascinated to be in press on pics dating only black it’s so funny he makes image of himself so stupid image I will date only black, but I guess in reality he never cares if girl is black or white. Just complex