Just know… this post is really just for me. Even though I know his dating habits are sketchy (not James Franco sketchy, but still), even though he recently got a DUI in New Zealand, even with all of that going against him… I have become a convert to Chris Pine. I can’t help it. Chris Evans does nothing for me. It’s all about THE PINE. These are photos of Chris Pine arriving at Heathrow earlier today. Heads up to British Celebitches, I suppose: The Pine is in your neighborhood.
Anyway, I just glanced at these pics for a second and already they were working for me. The scruffy, grey-flecked beard, the messed up hair, the glasses, even the denim-on-denim is working for me. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! He looks like we just spent the weekend in bed and he slipped on those jeans with no underwear. God. Even the bag is working for me. And he was reading a book on the plane too. He has a degree in English, and he loves books. But what is he reading?! I swear to God, the book cover looks like Fifty Shades of Grey. No. He wouldn’t, would he?
So, Scruffy Pine: would you hit it?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Scruffy with glasses Pine, yes most definitely. Any other time, no.
Couldn’t agree more.
yes, i would hit it with a stick to keep it away.
Ha, nice one.
Hahaha!
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
The scruff hides his lips somewhat. It’s a good look for him!
I like facial hair but something about the combo of his beard, eyebrows and hair makes him look like he transforming into a werewolf, like An American Werewolf in England or something. In short that’s gonna be a no.
@jinni HAHAHA! I was thinking the same thing! And also, despite all the hair everywhere, he looks…feminine to me.
I don’t usually like beards, but hell yes, I’d hit it. Glasses almost always make my heart flutter, and any man holding a book gains several points of attractiveness (if he’s reading 50 Shades of Grey, I reserve the right to revoke all those points and then some).
Revoke all the points and maybe beat him lightly with his book of shame. And then maybe some consoling needs to happen.
I like the way you think!
It’s not 50 Shades of Grey.
Look at the book more closely, we see the back and it’s got two sections of glossy pages usually used for colour photos and/or illustrations. My guess is it’s a non-fiction book of some kind as fiction books don’t comes with glossy pages inside.
So Chris gets to keep Lunchie’s points.
😉
You have sharp eyes! There are definitely no glossy pages in 50 Shades (something for which I’m sure we’re all grateful), so Chris gets his points back, and perhaps a couple extra for doing what’s presumably some “serious” reading on a plane.
It’s “Lindbergh” by Scott Berg, not 50 shades.
I would if he weren’t tainted by Olivia Munn. Have you guys seen Munn’s leaked sexts to him? They are filthy and cringeworthy.
No, but I need to now so you have to share.
Oh Blue Marie you better just google that one…
Brace yourself, blue marie. Google “Olivia Munn sexts” (I’d feel dirty providing a link). She’s sent um, compromising photos of herself to Pine with arrows pointing at certain body parts and overlaid text describing what she wants him to do to her. One of the instructions is for him to choke her with his manhood until she tears up, or something like that. *shudders*
Munn is the blemish that most men have in their intimate past.
I won’t hold it against him. And though Munn is pretty awful.. the texts show that Pine can be a freak. I won’t lie. That’s hot.
But who hadn’t sent their guy raunchy texts or left cringeworthy voicemails?
*pointedly sits down*
And Florc, I laughed at the summary of her texts. It almost sounds like a certain someone may need some reassurance that his ‘manhood’ is adequate. Again, terribly common for most men but is a nice reminder that celebs have the same fears as the rest of us. I find that endearing. (And a teensy hot)
Blue-blue eyes, puffy lips, beard, disheveled look, specs etc in no particular order DOING it for me too!
I never really found him attractive before. I approve of the scuffy disheveled look.
I’d definitely hit it with a shovel. Not enough to do permanent damage.
I would scrub it, then I would hit it. I tried not to get into Chris Pine, but he won me over. So yeah, I’d hit it – especially with the beard.
All drunk drivers are gross.
Awww, I love that he actually looks like he just got off the 10 hour flight from LA. It drives me nuts when celebs so obviously stop in the VIP lounge and we’re supposed to think “wow, how do they do it!”.
More Into the Woods shooting I assume?
His head looks like John Goodman’s big toe.
Ha! I thought he was reading Fifty Shades, too! And I’d hit him like a piñata filled with Reese’s Pieces.
Did he raid Cumberbatch’s wardrobe? Seriously, they could be twinsies. Which is probably why I am UNMFing over Pine right now.
This man is hot. Pics do not even come close to his aura of hotness and charisma.
His choice in bed fellows is not the best, but this man is polite, generous, and is so much hotter in person i’d say he’s downright unphotogenic.
Yes, I would hit it with this particular bearded, bespectacled version. First time he’s ever done anything for me.
Yes. For the first time, I would, too. You’re exactly right. Until he starts talking about the light of his flame, or some crap, then I’ll have to beat him.