No one has any idea what’s going on with Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston these days. Life & Style says this week that Justin was getting flirty and touchy with another woman at a bar. In Touch says Jennifer is pregnant. And Us Weekly says that JustJen is for sure (FOR SURE) going to get married in Hawaii. This year. For sure.
Jennifer Aniston had strongly considered tying the knot with fiancé Justin Theroux in Mexico. But lately the 45-year-old actress has had a change of heart and is now interested in getting hitched in another tropical location – Hawaii – according to a Wednesday report from UsWeekly.
The ceremony will still be small with only about 20 people in attendance, added the publication.
The Hawaiian islands are a fond place for the couple, who have been engaged for nearly two years.In 2011 they vacationed in Kauai where they were seen holding hands and enjoying the laid back beach lifestyle. They reportedly were staying at Ben Stiller’s mansion.
‘They had a very special trip there,’ said a source.
Not wedding date has been set yet for the Wanderlust co-stars, but the weekly has reportedly the duo will definitely walk down the aisle in 2014.
Though Jennifer and Justin have been working on separate coasts – he has been in New York City making HBO’s The Leftovers while she has been in LA shooting Cake – they did reunite on Tuesday when he stopped by her film set to see her.
Do you think Justin took one look at Jennifer’s Oscar-bait prosthetic scars and thought, “Well… at least she’s rich”?? No, he really loves her. Or something. He’s committed to seeing this through, which is better than every other dude she’s dated in the past nine years. I for one would be very happy for them if they did a low-key wedding in Hawaii. Also: it was my understanding that Justin owned a beach shack in Hawaii, or did I hallucinate that?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Getty.
Ha ha ha, BALLS
Balls!
Balls!
Bizalls.
🙂 🙂
Balls!
Dame, I like your style!
Tiff
😉
Dammnit I’m late.
SH*TBALLS
Me too- balls all day. long TheAnis balls.
I could have used a big pair of BALLS a couple weeks ago when I got shredded by a rabid Jolie defender! The whole thread snowBALLED into a mess, which caused me to BAWL like a baby…
Aniston might get married this year?!?!?! I can barely contain my exciteme—zzzzzzz….how come the tabloids are obsessed with saying she’s pregnant? Jeez if they were all true she would have more kids nowadays than that Duggar family…
😀
HUH? Did i miss something,whats with the ‘balls’
Look back on yesterday’s post with JA and instead of getting angry or arguing over the triangle we’re going with OKitt and Tiffany’s suggestion of using “BALLS” on these posts. (people tend to be over invested in the triangle and throw some hateful comments out)
I think what poor beleaguered and usually embarrassed Team Aniston members here on Celebitchy are hoping to do, is stop the criticism of ‘pathetic lil’ ol’ engine that couldn’t’ Jen Aniston and her relentless PR machine by saying ‘balls.’
Good luck with that. ha.
Team Aniston-what?
BALLS.
LOl!
Bijou, it is more like some sane people are laughing at the fact that some people chose a “team” in the first place or treat others like they are on a “team” simply because they don’t subscribe to rabid bashing of one or more arms of the Triangle of Doom. Team Balls for me!
@Bijou
You could not be more wrong! We are not on a “team” at all. We think the Anniston / Jolie threads have become unendurable because of the vitriol and hatred amongst you team members, so much that they’re not fun to read or comments on anymore. Thank you for demonstrating our point!
Baaaaaaaasllllllllllsssssss!!
Bijou ~ You have a lot of BALLS to say that….
I cannot wait for another Jen story….
I hope they end the article with
Oh who cares….BALLS!
Team Balls!!!!!
Well, hmmm….excuse my side eye, but I’ve peeked in quite a few ‘Angelina is on the edge of death because she’s so skinny threads,’ where fans have had to basically construct a montage of every red carpet over the last 12 years and beyond to show that, nope – Angelina is the same as she ever was, and YET….it’s so strange, never a chorus of people trying to shut down an overly critical nasty attack Jolie thread with inane silly nonsense words.
Are we 10 years old?
You’d have a point if it went both ways. This ‘protectionism’ thru gibberish and childish outburst ploys.
But it doesn’t.
Oh, and I’m not a team anything – but I do recognize when people are sticking their fingers in their ears. It’s less a funny joke, and more and end of your rope, effort to stop the attacks on Aniston. Kudos. She and her PR team would be proud.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a team person at all – my whole point is that the team mentality is stupid – and yet it’s still being adhered to, with this behavior as prime example. It’s protection through censorship. Many of Aniston’s fans see/know her weakness, and feel they have to rally round the flag in this way (they won’t admit it – and will give lip service to the ‘I like both people’ meme, which is b.s., lol – but in truth, they don’t do this in Angelina threads. I guess even when they don’t bitterly hate Jolie ala Handler, they figure Jolie doesn’t need the coddling, she’s strong, beautiful, accomplished in her chosen professions and she lives a charmed life…while Jen…..well…(sob)…sigh. LOL).
As far as fan behavior, I don’t think it would occur to anyone who really liked the Jolie Pitts to try and stifle speech, or derail conversations. They’d either answer the post or they wouldn’t be in the thread.
If you’re on a celebrity gossip board, be prepared for someone you like to get hosed, or be held accountable — and typically if you even have a leg to stand on, you chime in, and set people straight.
If you don’t like Kaisers comments about Aniston, write her and tell her to lay off the poor woman, don’t ruin Kaiser’s livelihood and dismiss her comments, or those concurring with her in the comments.
You know, it’s truly amazing how nasty, mean-spirited comments just seem to fade away & all it takes is…BALLS!!
Bijou.
I’m very sorry that you can’t take our balls at face value. Honestly, most of us throwing balls are doing so with no agenda to stifle speech of any person or “team”.
We all simply commiserated, to your point, that some nasty things are said on Jolie threads…as well as Aniston threads. For a commenter with no “fanship” or agenda in that environment, it becomes difficult to post a comment without being confronted by someone accusing you of an agenda when we have none (as you have done today). . So someone suggested some levity, hence the word balls.
I can guarantee you that had the thread today been about Jolie, you would have just as many balls in the air.
This is NOT about deflecting or defending in the name of Aniston. It is simply about balls.
Bijou, it’s not about Anniston. If there had been a Jolie thread, we would have said the same thing. It’s about commenters who are uncivil and irrational. See how you wrote a looooong, humorless, bitter, complaining post just because you think we are defending Anniston and somehow criticizing Jolie? When nobody said anything about either of them? Nobody said anything but “balls?” How you jumped to this irrational conclusion and refuse to believe it when you’re told repeatedly what it really means? That’s what we’re tired of. The crazy. You and commenters like you are taking all the fun out of the site.
Sincere balls.
P.S. if some “team” types have hijacked our balls, we can’t control that.
Ditto Mia Girl and Good Names! 🙂 Balls out!
Bijou, “As far as fan behavior, I don’t think it would occur to anyone who really liked the Jolie Pitts to try and stifle speech, or derail conversations. They’d either answer the post or they wouldn’t be in the thread.”
Right, the Jolie Pitt lovers are shining beacons of civil discourse. Perhaps I misjudged them, I really dropped the BALL on that one. Pardon me.
Balls are like a Rorschach test (aka ink blot test). What you see in them is very telling about your own perception.
Some see kiwis, some see “protectionism”.
I prefer kiwis.
Nah. Aniston is a hag and Theroux is a slimeball. Ha, make that slimeBALLS.
Well said, Bijou.
Well said.
@Bijou, who eloquently wrote: “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a team person at all – my whole point is that the team mentality is stupid – and yet it’s still being adhered to, with this behavior as prime example. It’s protection through censorship. Many of Aniston’s fans see/know her weakness, and feel they have to rally round the flag in this way (they won’t admit it – and will give lip service to the ‘I like both people’ meme, which is b.s., lol – but in truth, they don’t do this in Angelina threads. I guess even when they don’t bitterly hate Jolie ala Handler, they figure Jolie doesn’t need the coddling, she’s strong, beautiful, accomplished in her chosen professions and she lives a charmed life…while Jen…..well…(sob)…sigh. LOL).
As far as fan behavior, I don’t think it would occur to anyone who really liked the Jolie Pitts to try and stifle speech, or derail conversations. They’d either answer the post or they wouldn’t be in the thread.”
The group you’re addressing are a little more emotionally mature than 10-years-old, but not by much. I’d elevate them up to at least Junior High School level. They meet at sites like FF and Ian Undercover and come up with ‘talking points’ and strategies to deflect from any negativity cast at their ‘beautiful-all-natural-sweet-girl-next-door’ Jennifer Aniston. It’s both sad and petty.
Balls!!!
balls to the walls!
Definitely balls!
Yes. Balls!
Bippity Bobbity BALLS!
Lmao at this entire thread. @blue marie Ballsanna, Ballsanna…
Ha, damnit that song was out of my head!
My bf just overheard me singing “All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your balls”… I had to shut him down immediately. 😀
@mimif(your last comment)
HAHAHAHAHA….your poor boyfriend. That should be classified as domestic abuse—you got him all excited for NOTHING. 🙂
ha ha ha, poor guy but that is hilarious mimi!
@mimif – holy crap, that made me LAUGH
Balls out! 🙂
@tiffany, exactly, some people are nuts!
Oops. I mean balls
wait, did someone say balls?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfqMycnOcZM
BALLS!?!?!?!
This is fun!
Can someone tell me – are those jowls put there by the makeup department? Or are they real?
I am so late, but I want to join the balls party!!
It’s never too late to let the balls fly!
Balls for everyone.
I can’t wait until this wedding finally happens said no one ever.
You think her Mom will get invited to this one and get to meet the groom this time at least?
Maybe they’ll have a BALLroom dance. 🙂
…and I hope for Disco BALLS!!
I can’t stop laughing, today……seriously, this is the most fun that I’ve had reading an Aniston thread……..ever!!!!! I’m laughing my BALLS off! 🙂
If I laugh any harder I’ll start balling.
I thought he owned a beach shack as well. Sounds great. Mazeltov!
@The Original G, who wrote: “I thought he owned a beach shack as well.”
He does. Heidi Bivens talked about it in a vacation Blog piece published the month Jennifer Aniston announced Justin as her new man at dinner with her friends. Oh heck, I can’t find that Blog article, but I found a June 2011 ‘E-Online’ article titled “Five Things You Need to Know About Justin Theroux’s Ex-Girlfriend” that mentions Heidi’s article about Justin and her vacationing in Hawaii and how much they enjoy going there together. Here’s the link:
http://www.com/news/247190/five-things-to-know-about-justin-theroux-s-ex-girlfriend-heidi-bivens
Good! And I hope they are very happy together and that the media will stop the silly brad/angelina/Aniston nonsense. Although me bringing it up probably perpetuates it to some degree. Oh well, congrats to the beautiful couple!
Wait. Cake and leftovers? Balls!!
ha ha ha!! I hear Wedding Balls!!
Wedding balls!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
“Wedding Balls!!” 🙂 🙂
Cake Balls!!!!
(or donut holes? Damn it!! I get the munchies during ‘that time of the month’….this thread is making me want to eat something 🙁 )
🙂 I was waiting for this
Seriously, wouldn’t it be a tabloid’s wetdream, if the Brange and Justjen had a double wedding! HA!! Angie in her sack gown and Jen in the gown that she married Brad in, secretly hoping that the officate screws up and she ends up hitched to Brad again and Angie gets stuck with Justin, meanwhile, Justin secretly wishing the same thing!
Balls!
What if the screw up means Justin and Brad are married and Angie and Jen are left staring at each other like why not?
Now, that’s funny, Ginger. 🙂
I have a strong suspicion tiny poseur-oux would really REALLY love that. Has anyone noticed that a lot of Brad Pitt’s exes end up with men that are hilariously obsessed with him too? I remember when Chris Martin couldn’t stop name dropping him. That was weird. Didn’t John Mayer do some little home made video where he goes on and on about Benjamin Button and seems way too into his then gf’s ex? (Not a surprise for someone who admitted tongue kissing Perez Hilton – I believe the boy is latent) It’s almost like a 1 degree of separation thing. So given, one of Theroux’s buddies is on record saying he was obsessed with Angelina, and that he appears to fancy himself as some kind of Tyler Durden come lately on a Ducati (Brad’s bike)….I think the common denom for many of the exes is indeed a Brad connection. Maybe boinking his exes gets them one step closer to HIM. LOL
That IS funny…
so are BALLS!
Bringing new meaning to the word…
BALLS!
I feel like I’ve heard this before (goes to 2005-2006 archive). Ah, yes, this was the curious case of Vince Vaughn at one time. So the wedding will happen all year and take us deep into award season. Angelina and Brad will still lack F’s to give (Copyright Michael K). Then, in a one-sided fight for more relevance, Team TherouxUp (couldn’t think of anything more clever) will unleash more baby rumors and then, according to the 2007 almanac of Aniston, will break up due to Justin’s dalliances. I really need to get a life, but I’m procrastinating on my college homework so,…..
TherouxUp – loving it!
Well Daaaaahling, there was a Vince Vaughn wedding. Just not with Jennifer.
I’m sorry but reading about her is so tedious now,its like her life never changes narrative. Every year the same cycle of man trouble, pregnancy rumours, flop movies.
The woman will be 50 and the tabloids will still be slurping up the publicist’s smoothie of “she’s havin’ babies, y’all!” I wasn’t a Brangeloonie before, but Aniston has just become so transparent.
Theroux–his Mulholland Drive performance and his flat belly. That’s pretty much all there is now.
Yes… although both are rather good, I have to say.
I’m getting Justin and Eddie Cibrian confused at this point.
LOL! Buuuurn.
Puh-lease. Justin ‘Theroux-up’ (love it) wishes he had that sleazebucket Eddie’s Mario Lopez-like dimples and full lush thick head of hair. I’m more inclined to get Theroux confused with Ted Bundy, the only reason I don’t is because I know Bundy wasn’t balding, and he got the chair a few years ago…..or….did he? Ruuuuuuun Rachel Ruuuuuuuuuunnnn!!
Eddie’s BALLS in the corner pocket!
Or is he Ball-ding? Ha!
Let’s see US Weekly September 2013 cover”Jen’s Big Secret: Pregnant”
Enough said
I’ll wait for People Magazine since they are on Huvane”‘s friends and family plan.”
She said friends and family plan, holy cannoli, dying. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love love love
Groan!!!
Jennifer and Justin, if you are going to get married, just get married. There is no need to update the world constantly that you plan to get married today, tomorrow, next week, next month, sometime this decade. Just do it. Nobody really cares.
I seriously hope they get married this summer or soon. I think it will be a great thing all around. They seem a good fit for each other. Wanting the same things it seems.
*yawn* What’s for breakfast…?
BALLS!
I’ll take 2, please — Over easy.
Aw, not hard boiled? =}
How about some Eggsbeenadick?
Apparently, I’m easily amused, because this post has me chuckling over and over, again. 🙂 Balls.
I’d like my breakfast balls with a side of sausage please.
TOK, you little minx…
Well………..
Hot sausage or Sweet?
Hot balls and hot sausage.
I like my BALLS hot & my sausage sweet.
Huevos y chorizo!
I heard that Theroux had been hanging out in NY with whOrlando Bloom and getting touchy feely with women in bars on a regular basis.
The pair were even seen leaving a NY nightclub with two young blondes on Valentine’s Day.
If he’s screwing around at least he could be discreet.
It’s because they have… BALLS!
I just want her to get married so we can all stop talking about how “sorry” we feel for her because she’s still single.
She seems like she’s happiest single. Not one thing changes when she’s with a guy, or when she’s buy herself. Not a thing. She still goes to Cabo, she goes to her spa days, she hangs out at the Sunset Towers, or wherever for drinks and dinner with her friends, and then she makes her films.
The most out of character thing she’s ever done, since getting with Justin–actually, two things–would be all of the selfies/’candid’ photo shoots i.e. the pics that Uncle Terry took after she and Justin got together, and all the selfies after she cut her hair, and when she and Justin went on that three day tour of Italy when Wanderlust came out……other than that–there is not a change in her routine.
Which, sure, Justin might not mind that. But they’re engaged. They’ve been together less than five years–they should still be in the honeymooon period and want to jump each other’s bones every chance they get (which they have ample time to do so, because their time is their own)–and they….don’t. It’s really odd to me, for a couple to be apart as much as they are, when they can/could make it work, a whole lot easier than a couple who has kids, or a couple who doesn’t have the money to travel back and forth at a whim. They have no responsibilities but for themselves, and they are both rich enough to afford a plane ride whenever and however they want.
So that’s why I do think that if they do get married (which after all that PR BS about it, and Jennifer not going to PSH’s funeral/going to NY with Justin kind of sealed it for me), then I don’t think they’ll last long.
Should she shut down production on a film so she can visit her boyfriend? That would be irresponsible. You seem to have the inside scoup. Want to share some other tidbits? Personally I think these magazines have nothing new to report so they’re recyling old bs.
What are you talking about dear defiant and loyal Paige? She just started this movie hon. What’s your excuse for the last 6 months?
@Paige
I’m not talking about blowing off her work schedule to go see him. That would be irresponsible. But he’s been filming in NY, on and off, since last summer….she JUST started ‘Cake’, and before that she was filming ‘Squirrels to Nuts’ (I think that’s the title), and she filmed that Elmore Leonard film before that/during the summer. All I’m saying is that when she does have time off, she prefers to spend it in LA, regardless of where her fiance is. The only time she even goes to NY is to work. That’s my entire point.
“What’s your excuse for the last 6 months? ”
Lost BALLS??
Exactly, Cecilia. It’s an epidemic.
I have nothing to say except that Jennifer cannot complain about the media nor her small fanbase speculate about her wedding, pregnancy, relationships and the triangle. She herself put it out there and still uses the same pr games to her own advantage.
She gave that now infamous People Magazine interview last year (high jacking Oscar winners) to discuss about her wedding plans etc. She also gave interviews about the value of her engagement ring and how Justin proposed. She gave multiple interviews about her desire for children. And don’t gets started on how many times she has been attacking her ex, his partner and their children by herself and her show business friends these past 10 years of so.
Now that people have figured out her pr manipulations she took a u turn and attacks the media and the speculations. Someone should tell her that it doesn’t work that way. The same way she played/still playing the victim while having done the same ruining of a longterm relationship.
ummmm…errrr…BALLS
🙂
Balls?????????
I seriously can’t stop laughing…I need to leave this thread before my boss hears me and fires my ass.
I love my celebitches so much..seriously, you guys are too effin funny.
Maya: Since you mentioned the engagement ring, who is the designer?
@Maya …
Well … at least it’s now clear why they’re her fans. The shallow doesn’t drop far from the ‘all natural’ apple, does it? 😉
‘all natural’ Balls
I’ll tell you what: “all-natural” is my favorite damn kind of balls.
You know, you come off as less happy go lucky peacemakers striving to inject humor as you are more TROLLISH derailers, when you step all over perfectly hilarious posts. How quickly they’ve gone from, ‘oh we’re just doing this to keep down the vitriol,’ to NOW, led by the Chelsea Handler like ‘Cecilia’ saying it after even the most mild Aniston comment or rebuke? To me, you seem like you just want Kaiser to lay off coddled Jen, as it encourages like comments. Once again, keep the lowering the bar.
Goodness gracious great BALLS a fire!
WHEEEEEE!!
Bijou-You seem fun.
Not really.
Seriously LIGHTEN UP. This is celeb gossip-it’s supposed to be funny and entertaining. You’re so blinded by your hate-on for Aniston that you don’t know how to just RE-F*CKING-LAX and take a joke. Why don’t you smoke some of The Happy Stuff with me and chill the eff out?
…and lastly…BALLS.
Have they put make up on Jen to make her look plain and dumpy? I mean I know the scars are fake but even before they added those she looked awful. I have always found her to be all around attractive: face, hair and body and now I don’t know what to think.
It’s Hollywood smoke and mirrors
@TG, who wrote: “Have they put make up on Jen to make her look plain and dumpy? I mean I know the scars are fake but even before they added those she looked awful. I have always found her to be all around attractive: face, hair and body and now I don’t know what to think.”
Except for the scars, that’s Jennifer’s natural look without makeup and those 5″ heels.
Yup. She’s plain and dumpy, not worthy of Hollywood or a career for that matter. How she dares leave to her house without a bag on her head is beyond me.
Oops, sorry. Balls.
🙂 🙂 🙂
I don’t think anyone is saying that. It’s just that many of us have always had eyeballs, so we’ve sat back scratching our heads at the PR generated press about her ‘beauty,’ (that really has only been emphasized since her split with Pitt. Hmmm…wonder why? ) that we’re supposed to swallow.
Aniston for some reason, has become like a Rorschact test for low self esteem types who want to believe beauty and attractiveness can be acquired through plastic surgery, a good layer cut, pair of jeans and a neck scarf… and/or, years of constant PR insistence.
eyeBALLS?
Yes, but also ‘balls,’ as in the atrophied teeeeny tiny retracted pair that reside painfully in Justine’s size double 0 skinny jeans he borrowed from Kristen Stewart. muahahaaa.
@Esmom, who wrote: “Yup. She’s plain and dumpy, not worthy of Hollywood or a career for that matter. How she dares leave to her house without a bag on her head is beyond me.”
Yup … ain’t it the truth. I couldn’t have said it better myself. 🙂
@Bijou …
🙂
TOK: Now you’re going to get me fired!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Hey, Bijou! You DO have a sense of humor! I’m proud of you.
And you’re correct that Justin wears Barbie pants.
Now I can’t hate Justin anymore since he’s wearing a Black Flag t shirt. I will downgrade him to annoying but with good taste in music.
I don’t think there’s anything more pathetic than a balding middleaged poseur dude who copies fashion from Twilight teens. Kristen Stewart wears that exact same shirt. lol
Black Flag those BALLS
I would be willing to bet that Justin Theroux at least knows who Black Flag are. And if it’s sad for a middle aged dude to wear a band t-shirt, my husband will be heartbroken.
@Bridget
If he wore everything ONE size larger, then he would look so much hotter. I can’t stand it when dudes (or women, even) have everything so tight that if they move, then they’ll be showing off some butt crack or some pubes/stomach. All of his clothes are always so tight, and then he wears those ridiculous boots with everything, and the bajillion keys on his key ring….if his pants fit him properly, then that would be like a 100% improvement on his look. I hate skinny jeans on guys.
But band tshirts are AWESOME. I want some shirtless Freddie Mercury ones…
Why the header picture is exactly the same as yesterday? At first I did not notice this was a new post.
Because, it’s the most flattering one…….sorry, I got caught up in the moment…….BALLS!!!!
This sounds like complete fabrication. After all, it’s Life & Style.
Baws!
(Scottish for Balls)
International balls, I love it!
Cultured balls.
Nice, bonus points for going international. Baws, lol.
yeah, right. It’s not happening.
Please don’t disparage Her Homeliness and Sir Short Inseam. They are the living proof of the pinnacle of Power Couples and natural and watersmart.
Hahahaha!
OMG….’Sir Short Inseam,’ – am. on. floor. You win all the internets today.
Yes! Her very own Lord Farquaad!
BALLS all around!
Pleasebetrue…pleasebetrue…pleasebetrue.
The faster they get married, the quicker to the divorce.
Lawyers. Tabloids. Huvane.
It will be bollocks to be wall (homage paid to Theroux-UPs British heritage).
Bollocks!!! Excellent!
I hate y’all for making me stare at Justin’s crotch in these pictures until someone explained what was going on. I was like, “I do NOT see them!”
It took me a minute to get your comment, Amy–BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
It’s funny when you put it like that…..
Your comment reminds me of looking at Robert Plant’s crotch, during a live version of ‘Stairway to Heaven’, off of ‘The Song Remains the Same’…seriously, that guy’s pants were so tight that I could see the outline of his entire d-ck, and could count his balls….
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14100000/The-Song-Remains-the-Same-led-zeppelin-14143086-1020-576.jpg
http://www.late2theparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/RobertPlant_SRTS2.png
Robert Plant was HOT (and I am jealous of his curls)–what the f-ck happened?
VC, speaking of tight pants on rock stars, have you seen This is Spinal Tap?
There’s a great joke about just that if you haven’t seen it.
@Virgilia Coriolanus, who wrote: “Robert Plant was HOT (and I am jealous of his curls)–what the f-ck happened?”
Well, he got old, luv. The film “Led Zeppelin: The Song Remains the Same” was released in 1976. Robert Plant was 28-years-old when you checked out his package, beautifully captured in celluloid. He’s 66-years-old today, but he still has the curls: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0686619/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Led Zeppelin was my favorite band when I was 18, but I was a Jimmy Page chick rather than a Robert Anthony Plant gal. 🙂
I DID THE SAME THING!!! I’m like, balls? Where? I didn’t notice the balls. So glad someone explained it.
LOl!!!! Amy and Size, I am so sorry we sent you on a Balls search!
Good for them, hope this story is true and that they go through with it. I wonder if she will then go on to have a baby next.
From now on, when I am having gossip withdrawls, I am going to refer to it as Blue BALLS!!!
Where are my manners? I kinda crashed this party. Are my *BALLS* welcome here?
balls are welcome anywhere.
except the ladies loo, of course.
Missed the last thread and therefore missed the curious inception of ‘balls.’
Bullpucky on BALLS.
Jenhens are disgusted and tired that their “unfortunate, tired Jen” has been appropriately exposed and outed about her 9 year, well-documented journey of coat-tailing and hating on everything Brad/Jolie. Nobody told her to air out her marriage and cry to Vanity Fair in 2005. This ex-wife has committed so many errors running her mouth, and more importantly, not keeping up with what she says live or in print. I don’t know who is more unfortunate, Jen or Brandi Glanville.
With Jen presenting naturally, one would be hard pressed to describe her beyond an average-looking chick (something most of us knew all along by just looking at any candid photo of her), 20 years in the film biz and still cannot open a film even with the moniker of Mrs. Ex-Brad Pitt,… rather she is better known as Rachel or the scorned ex-wife creating an international pity party all because her husband could not find true fulfillment, as he defines it, within a marriage to her. She thought she could she could regain Brad’s desire by trying to look “youthful.” Nope. She thought other A-list hunks would come running after her. Nope. (She had to chase Brad, AND she had to chase Justin too among others.)
Aniston is pure comedy gold. 20 years in the film industry yet she is playing a scene where she proudly asks Justin Bateman to shite on her (see Horrible Bosses 2), which is supposedly a step up from eating a banana, popsicle and hotdog, aimed to attract every pothead Beavis and Butthead to create an audience. She represents Aveeno yet she is pictured frequently leaving daysspas for facial treatments. She represents a hair care line yet she is caught telling different rationals in print within a 2 week period that she cut her hair for a new look for others to follow and also because the Brazilian straightener damaged her hair ends. Last year she was getting married, then she wasn’t because she was too busy yet she was not filming, then turns around and says she never made wedding plans. She yammers resentment about sexism and ageism in Hollywood to Gloria Steinhem, yet who is the one who is most obsessed about looking cute and dressing like she is in her late 20’s or early 30’s?
Don’t get mad at us. Frustrated? Write to the head-pimp-in-charge Huvane and tell Aniston to stop being such a lazy actress collecting pay on mindless film roles.
Balls? That is defined as something Aniston wishes she knew how to manipulate.
“Don’t get mad at us. Frustrated? Write to the head-pimp-in-charge Huvane and tell Aniston to stop being such a lazy actress collecting pay on mindless film roles.”
I can’t speak for all of Team Balls but I don’t think anyone’s mad. Frustrated? Maybe a little bit that certain posts on what is a witty, intelligent and good-naturedly snarky board gets hijacked by people with serious anger issues.
As for writing to Aniston and her “pimp in charge?” PLEASE. You have completely missed the point. We are just not that invested. Lighten up. Balls out.
Not that invested, here, either……the minute I see vitriol spewed on an Angelina thread, it will be BallS to the Wall, too.
I’ve always enjoyed coming to Celebitchy and reading the posts of some or our very clever Celebitches….however, recently it’s been so ugly, almost to the point that I don’t even enjoy clicking on a Jolie, Pitt, Aniston, or Theroux post.
Yesterday was the most fun that I’ve on on this site in a very, very, long time.
Some people are just way, way, too invested in a bunch of ACTORS that don’t give a rip about any of us.
Life is too short……BALLS OUT!!!! 🙂
“Maybe a little bit that certain posts on what is a witty, intelligent and good-naturedly snarky board gets hijacked by people with serious anger issues.”
seriously…do these posters not realize they are providing examples of exactly what we’re balling against? I’ve never encountered so many people who are so invested in their hatred of someone…and pay so much attention to and know SO much about a celebrity that they hate. (and yes, this does apply to some who hate Jolie, too.)
and I think she actually meant “BALLpucky”.
ETA: Just Passing Through, I agree…yesterday was a LOT of fun…a nice change from all the usual BS on these threads.
I enjoyed myself yesterday as well. I haven’t had such lighthearted fun on this site in quite a while.
Heads up — BALLS out.
@Esmom, who wrote: “As for writing to Aniston and her “pimp in charge?” PLEASE. You have completely missed the point. We are just not that invested. Lighten up. Balls out.”
‘If’ all of you weren’t so invested in this current deflection campaign the ‘Balls’ would have been contained to the original comment where the silliness started, for as LONG as you wanted to spread the Balls amongst all of you … ‘Ball-ettes.’ And the rest of use left you alone with it and stayed off your side of the Court. But Ball-ettes weren’t content to be ignored by the rest of us, so you started hijacking ‘non’ Ball-ette comments; which only underscores exactly just how invested you are in this current attempt at deflection.
Ball-ettes … Please keep the ‘Balls’ in your side of the court. We’re not the least bit interested in your silliness so what other reason could you have for hijacking our posts unless you are overly invested? Again, if it’s all in fun, keep it in your Ball-ette comments. And that’s not an attempt at censorship … it’s just common courtesy.
Oh my god…these balls just went RIGHT over Josephina’s head huh?
You and Emma-The JP Lover need to understand that there are some of us who see the ridiculousness in stanning and the overinvestment of celebs that you will NEVER know and this is what spurred The Balls Movement.
You guys are so paranoid thinking everyone who is neutral or not overly-invested is a “Jen Hen” or whatever ridiculous name you have for the opposing “team” when really there’s a huge group of us who are “team no one” and are just sick of the mean-spirited and over-the-top cruelness and negativity on these threads.
Believe it or not, some of us save our outrage and disgust for MEANINGFUL issues and come to celeb gossip sites to have fun and maybe read some thoughtful, intelligent comments (recall the “escapism can be smart” tagline?).
Repeating the same negative, uninsightful refrains about the most boring actress on the planet gets incredibly old and turns into hate-spewing for nothing more than the sake of being negative.
So yeah, sorry if our BALLS are interrupting your hate-filled rants but they’re here to stay, honey. Get used to it.
My guess would be she’s terrible at manipulating balls, which is why she keeps getting dumped