Of course Lindsay Lohan is maintaining her sobriety & other Coachella photos

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Ah, Coachella time is upon us again. Coachella is actually one of my least favorite events to cover, just because A) trendy faux-hipsters, B) drugs and C) terrible casual fashion. Bedhead even discussed how a lot of companies are paying starlets/actresses/reality stars to be photographed at Coachella wearing their stuff. Tedious. I maybe (maybe!) would have been into this when I was 19 years old, but I do think it’s sad for 40-somethings to still do the Coachella thing year after year. Speaking of sad, Lindsay Lohan was there. Because… sobriety. I’m just covering everything in a big photo post from this weekend’s activities – Bedhead and I will have more coverage throughout the week, I’m sure.

Here’s Zoe Kravitz and her “new boyfriend” Noah Becker. When exactly did that happen? I miss Penn Badgley.

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Selena Gomez is now in the clutches of Kylie and Kendall Jenner. How does that make you feel? It makes me sad for Selena. All three girls look so ridiculous.

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Paris and Nicky Hilton. Because of course.

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KATE BOSWORTH IS HERE TO POSE. PLEASE TAKE PHOTOS OF KATE BOSWORTH.

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I’m also including photos of Kellan Lutz (KELLAN LUTZ), Hilary Duff (with Mike Comrie), Aaron Paul (he was on drugs or “high on life”), Lance Bass and his boyfriend Michael Turchin (look at Lance’s jeans!!!!), and Joe Jonas convincingly (ha) making out with his girlfriend “Blanda Eggenschwiler” (worst stage name ever).

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  1. Dani2 says:

    Now you know you’re on a downward spiral when you’ve stopped hanging out with Taylor Swift and instead are hanging out with Jenners. Selena’s life choices aren’t all that great at the moment.
    Kellan Lutz looks like a giant tool, I always feel bad dissing him cuz he seems like a nice guy that just really wants to make it in Hollywood but he’s such a try-hard toolbox.

    • Allie says:

      Yeah I don’t like Taylor Swift but she’s definitely winning the imaginary friends game after they had their fight. Loatheeeee the kardashian/Jenner clan.

      Lance Bass, you are the weakest link (worst dressed), goodbye.

      • Rice says:

        Lol! Lance’s “mapri” (men’s capri) made me laugh!

      • littlestar says:

        Bahaha! Mapri! Love it. They are sooo tight on him too. Despite his bad fashion, I don’t mind him though!

        All of these pictures just serve as a reminder as to why I loathe Coachella. It’s like Halloween for Hipster wannabes. Do any of these tools actually dress like this in real life? Or do they have a Coachella only wardrobe that they pull out once a year? Kind of like when I was a kid growing up on a farm, I had my farm clothes I only wore on the farm, and my “nice school clothes” that I only wore to school LOL.

      • Decloo says:

        Lance Bass has cankles.

    • HappyMom says:

      I also wonder-since there are so many blinds about Selena’s supposed drug use-what does that say about what the Jenner girls are up to?

    • Belle Epoch says:

      Speaking of try-hard… Joe Jonas looks like he’s afraid to touch that girl. Worst fake kiss I’ve ever seen!

    • Tiffany :) says:

      Blind Gossip is hinting that Selena is hanging with the Kardashian girls because Kris Jenner might manage her.

      Because nothing does well for a music/acting career like having a manager who knows nothing about the music business OR acting, and only knows how to pimp family-made p0rn.

    • kimber says:

      Lmao hanging with the jenners? Are u effing kidding me? Wow. How the mighty have cracked up and fallen…really an embarrassment to be scene with those chicks…

      As for the real celebs? They look stupid silly.

  2. Aura says:

    V naive of me but what if a 40 year old is just really into the music?

    • Loopy says:

      Yeah there were pics of Michelle Pfeifer and Kate Spielberg there,and they don’t strike me as poseurs so i think they were actually there for the festival.

    • Lindy79 says:

      The problem is Coachella has been taken over in the last few years by these numpties who only care about dressing like they rolled through TopShop covered in glue and getting papped. They don’t give a hoot about the music.
      I go to a festival in Ireland every year and I’m more concerned with keeping dry/warm and where I can hide my drinks upon my person (as they only serve beer in the arena) than having a flower hairband and shorts that look itchy and an infection waiting to happen.

      • Jen says:

        100,000+ people to go Coachella. Just because some of them are douchebags doesn’t really mean anything.

      • Lindy79 says:

        Well yeah that’s what I meant, the ones that get papped are the only representation that the majority see. Before the Paris/Lindsay crowd got a hold of it years ago, I don’t remember reading/seeing anything about it.
        At Glastobury you see photos of the VIP section in the papers but on the whole the pictures are just regular festival goers.

      • TG says:

        I agree with you except I think they rolled through Free People. Makes me never want to shop there since these starlets manage to make the clothing look gross.

      • Lindy79 says:

        We don’t have a Free People. I Googled and you are 100% correct!

      • becky says:

        But do they all mix? Or is there a separate VIP area for celebrities or something?

      • cr says:

        @becky: there’s a separate VIP area, but not celebrity-only, you just have to have the money to pay for the passes.

      • Louminary says:

        Electric picnic lindy?

      • Leen says:

        Yeah but coachella’s weather is so much different than Ireland and the UK (I lived in the UK and went to a couple of festivals there, now I live in the US and went to coachella).
        It is hot as hell in Indio and coachella valley, literally it’s over 35C, I tried wearing leggings for one day and I felt like I was going to overheat. Hence why everyone is in tanks and shorts.

      • Lindy79 says:

        @Louminary yep that’s the one

      • kimber says:

        Only total dorks go to coachella nowdays EVERYONE knows that the celebs there are doing it for publicity and that is really pathetic. I love laughing at how sad they look. Sigh I remember when coachella was cool…

    • Petee says:

      I have been since I was a child.I am 50 and live here in the desert.Us locals don’t go because it has become such a joke.We had a wicked sand storm here this weekend.I am sure everyone was just pitted.

    • don't kill me i'm french says:

      Don’t forget leo dicaprio !!! He was there and he danced http://www.justjared.com/2014/04/13/leonardo-dicaprios-dance-moves-at-coachella-are-a-must-see/

    • Adrien says:

      Before Coachella became the playground of rich, bohemian kiddos, its habitués were Danny de Vito, adult actor Ron Jeremy, John Waters. Those men aren’t exactly young ‘uns.And yes, Jared Leto is a fixture. Jared is also a musician. Some of us may not like his band and some musicians accuse him of acting the part of a frontman but he has some indie music cred. Ok, I might be stretching that a bit.

    • maria says:

      i’m almost 40 and i’m really into music, so i can say that festivals are not the best place to go to enjoy music.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Seriously! If you are a music fan, theaters are the best places because they are built for sound. I hate arena/stadiums, not a fan of festivals.

        I just saw Neil Young solo at the Dolby Theater, and I still have goosebumps from hearing Southern Man and Ohio live. SO GOOD! I am very happy that my dad helped me appreciate his music.

  3. cr says:

    I don’t have a problem with ‘older’ people attending music festivals, if they like them they should go. I know quite a few people well past 40 who enjoy going to local music festivals. And if they could afford it they’d probably go to Coachella, or Bonnaroo.
    I have a problem with people like Bosworth, Hudgens, the Hiltons, etc., who only go to this music festival and appear to be there only to pose for paps.
    Do they realize how ridiculous they appear to everyone outside of their little ‘fashionista’ fan circle?

    • MonicaQ says:

      And that’s the problem. It’s no longer about the music but who can dress up the most re-donk-ulous.

      I have two friends mega into EDM. They spent more time planning their costumes for Ultra and EDC than they did oh, I don’t know, managing what hotel they were going to be in. That’s when it’s no longer about the music and then you’re just there for “the experience” (read: drugs and flashing lights).

      • prettylights says:

        I’m into EDM too and, at the age of 29, it makes me sad to see some of these young girls barely dressed. I want to give them a coat. I saw Bassnectar a few months ago and my friends and I couldn’t believe how many girls were walking around with their butt cheeks hanging out (which we have dubbed ‘basscheeks’), side boob, or both. This was in December so they were freezing their butts off in line. Apparently just wearing underwear and bras is acceptable attire at shows now. I actually got hit on because I was WEARING clothes. The guy told me it was refreshing and I looked like a down to earth girl because I was just dressed normal – a t shirt, skirt, leggings, and boots. I just don’t get it. If you like the music, go for the music. Enjoy the music. Put your stupid glow sticks and lasers and rage sticks away and have a real musical experience.

        And the drugs – kids, don’t take too much. No one wants you ruining their good time because you’re on the ground seizing from whatever crap you took with 4 paramedics trying to save your life. Be smart, eat something, drink water, and don’t shove 6 pills in your mouth washed down with a quart of vodka when you have no frickin clue what they are except that ‘some dude told you they were the best shit ever’.

        End rant.

    • Decloo says:

      Each of those people is collecting a check. I’m sure a lot of them just see it as another business appearance for which they collect a fee. It’s a step up from, say, a sleeping aid commercial like that dope Katherine Heigl has been reduced to.

  4. Nya says:

    “but I do think it’s sad for 40-somethings to still do the Coachella thing year after year”

    Why? Music festivals are fun at any age. There’s no age limit on having a good time. Just because you can’t handle it doesn’t mean other people can’t.

    • Skyblue says:

      +1

    • Nan says:

      +1 I feel like this means I’m now not supposed to go and enjoy live music. What else can’t I not due because of “age?” I expect this from young people who think you shrivel up and die and start to listen to Lawerence Welk music as you age, but not here.

    • becky says:

      Speaking of 40 yr olds, who saw Leo’s dace moves at coachella? the teenager in me who was obsessed with Basketball Diaries will never, ever recover.

    • Pandy says:

      Exactly. I’m 52 and still buy tix and attend concerts. If I want to “dress up”, I do. And so do lots of other 40+ women that I see at them. Fun is fun and music is for everyone.

    • littlestar says:

      I am all for music festivals at any age too – I love going to our local folk fest every summer, with my blanket, husband, and lawn chairs in tow lol. However, I do think the whole Coachella scene is rather sad. It seems that it’s more about who is there, wanting to be seen, and what you are wearing (as IF those people actually dress like that in their everyday lives), rather than the music. When a 40 year old goes to listen to the music, I’m good with that, but when 43 year old Jared Leto goes looking like a desperate hipster wannabe, that’s when I think it’s lame.

      • Decloo says:

        If these people want real hipster street cred they should really put their bandanas where their mouths are and spend a week at Burning Man. Coachella is the diet coke of hipster festivals.

    • shellybean says:

      Thank you!!!! Are we dead after we turn 40?!?! I am 42 and go to concerts regularly. It’s one of my favorite things to do, and I have seen just about everyone I’ve ever wanted to see at this point. Just last night I got to stand 5 feet from Jeff Bridges and that about blew my mind, as I’ve always had a huge crush on Jeff Bridges! I would also totally go to Coachella. At least once. I prefer concerts indoors, as I am not into the heat and dust and dirt that come with being outside, but I’d do it once.

  5. Tatjana says:

    At least people like Vanessa Hudgens have bohemian style every day. I hate those who dress normally troughout the year, but go all hippy during the festival.
    I see Selena is finally hanging out with people who are as talented as she is.

    And I still can’t stand Aaron Paul. Is he really on drugs? And where is his wife, aren’t they glued together or something?

    And, why were so many people wearing bindis?

    • sisi says:

      there were pictures of him and the wife. Guess they just weren’t selected for the article

    • Esmom says:

      I know, the photos crack me up because it looks almost like a costume party, people trying so hard to affect a cool hippie style. Which makes me wonder how many people are there for the music and how many are there for the “scene.”

    • Eleanor Zissou says:

      Kendall Jenner is better model than Selena is a singer/actress.
      At least Aaron isn’t dress like he’s colour-blind.

    • Eleanor Zissou says:

      Kendall Jenner is better model than Selena is a singer/actress.
      At least Aaron isn’t dress like he’s colour-blind.

    • Pri says:

      So right about Selena. And I’m not sure if this is the kind of thing that celeb hipsters do but Selena looks kinda overdressed, fancy really. The sisters look more appropriately casual imo.

    • HH says:

      +1 Thank you! – I don’t mind people attending, but I hate how they overdo the hippie thing. A more casual, relaxed version of their regular style would be fine. It just looks like a costume now.

  6. Jmo says:

    This is all I got; Bosworth has Michael Jackson face, Lance Bass looks like a mom from the waist down, Hilary’s lips need their own zip code and Aaron Paul is the only one that didn’t use a stylist. Hope they all have a blast!

    • Dreamyk says:

      That was the first thing when I saw the photo of Lance..his hips and thighs are curvy. It’s a good look on women in general, not so sure it’s a good look on Lance unless that’s what he’s happiest with.

  7. elo says:

    Gah, the horror of those outfits. Zoe Kravitz looks like she is wearing some fat sweaty guys weight lifting shirt as a dress. It looks like it probably has a mustard stain somewhere on it.

  8. sisi says:

    at least Lilo ran out of money for her spraytan

  9. MrsBPitt says:

    I can’t hate on anyone there…it looks like a fun, casual time! I’m old, and I wouldn’t mind being there, wearing all my 1970’s clothes…lol

  10. Happyhat says:

    I can’t do festivals. I’m too uptight. And, mostly I never like 80% of the musicians playing. So, I don’t want to go camping in an over-packed field full of drunk people (I don’t drink much either, so I imagine you’d have to drink to survive such an event. And waking up hung-over in a place like that? Uck). And the toilet situation bothers me.

    However, if I were loaded, I imagine it would be a lot more pleasant (decent toilets for starters).

    As for the fashion – it looks like a place where my ‘Accidental early 90’s Courtney Love’ style would finally be accepted!!

    • Anname says:

      All I can think of is the stinky sweaty feet in those stupid boots/booties.

      • Happyhat says:

        Somehow, I think stinky sweaty feet would be the least problematic body-part there!

        I mean…imagine if it were that time of the month when you went… *shudder*

      • Missy says:

        I agree! I think about that every time I see someone wearing booties. I am more of a flip-flop/sandals kind of girl so it amazes me that all of these people are in shorts, tanks and boots. I guess in my world, those don’t go together. Every year, when I look at pics, I note that the majority of females are wearing these boots. I just can’t imagine that it would be comfortable in the heat. To each their own I guess.

      • retromancer says:

        From the festivals and gigs I’ve been to in the past (although this is admittedly in the UK and not anywhere that experiences actual heat and sun), shoes and boots > flip-flops or sandals any day, especially if you’re going to be near a stage (or other people). I’d rather my feet get sweaty than stood on in flip-flops/sandals, or covered in beer/booze/mystery liquids.

    • tifzlan says:

      I can’t do festivals because of my anxiety. I have problems going to normal concerts (….sort of) but i can’t even imagine doing festivals.

      • Happyhat says:

        Yup – I feel you! I’ve never been to a festival, and I doubt I ever will, and I’m OK with that!

      • Erinn says:

        I went to a summer sonic concert in 2012. My anxiety skyrocketed, but I made it through and got to see Rise Against, so I was pretty happy about that. I sit there freaking out over the people who are over drinking and passing out, and bumping into me. Hate crowds.

      • tifzlan says:

        I meant *no problems going to normal concerts FOR THE MOST PART – as in, i went to see one of my most favorite bands ever a few years ago and that was it, lol. Yay, Happyhat! A friend!

      • Happyhat says:

        @tifzlan – I applaud your ‘For the most part’. I’m not sure I could manage it nowadays! I’ve been to concerts ages ago, but never festivals. It’s good you got to see your fav band though!

        @Erinn *hugs* Glad u got to see Rise Against though! But at what price?!!! I totally understand. For me, it’s not so much the crowds, it’s the…feeling of being trapped and/or bored. Like, if you’re not a big drinker…what do you do?!

        We should have our own festival – in our living rooms, watching YouTube!!

      • Erinn says:

        Happyhat, that is a beautiful idea! I’ve gotten the anxiety under control a bit more since then, but good lord lol. We ended up finding some equally chill, not wasted people and standing near them. There were a lot of jackasses around though. But it kind of forced me to deal with situations I didn’t like, so I guess it was good in a way.

      • tifzlan says:

        Happyhat and Erinn, can i join? I’ve hated crowds ever since i was trapped in one when i was 16 and was sexually harassed. I never got to see who did it though because there were just too many people around. All i felt was a hand groping me “down there.” I’ve avoided crowds ever since!

    • Tig says:

      Second that- I love live music, but the Ick factor at events like that just gross me out! VIPs and anyone for that matter who have access to tents, water and clean bathrooms- that’s the best. Otherwise, it would prob take weeks to feel clean again!

      • Happyhat says:

        Everyone I know who’s been to a festival usually reports “Rivers of p*ss” and hideous poop stories!

    • Samesies. I hate crowds and I can’t stand strangers’ sweaty, bare arms grazing mine. Gross.
      But don’t these celebs get a fancy space just for themselves, away from the rest of the peasants? I thought I saw pics of some cabana-style hangouts for celebs at Cohachella.

      • Happyhat says:

        Yeah – the celebs would have a nice experience I feel! I will only go if I’m a celeb.

      • cr says:

        You can pay for VIP areas/passes, it’s not just for celebs. If you want to fork over a decent chunk of change it’s probably a little less ‘gross’.

        http://www.coachella.com/festival-passes/

      • Petee says:

        Yes they have there own VIP area and tents.If they had to stand in line and tough it out like everyone else they wouldn’t even want to go.Festivals are rough.I did the US Festival in 1983.I was only 19 and vowed I would never do another one.On the last day I was in the middle of 400,000 people.The music was great but it is just scary to be around that many people doing drugs and being naked and completely out of control.I just stick to clubs and concerts.I just got home from The Monsters Of Rock Cruise and had a blast.I was afraid people on the ship would be out of hand but they weren’t.These celebs just gross me out.I always here Paris Hilton just stares at herself at anything that reflects all the time and is a s high as a kite and doesn’t really see any of the bands.

    • Happyhat says:

      EDIT: Having just looked at the line-up, there’s about 11 people I wouldn’t mind seeing… (I feel less out of touch!).

      Motorhead?! (have they done anything else other than Ace of Spades?! Guess I’d wait for that song then leave – bet they play that last though!)

      Fatboy Slim, I forget the others. Muse – I’d hope they played their early stuff. Yeah – not bad. And it’s possible the people I don’t know could be enjoyable too. Still, too much standing around for me to warrant going.

      Pixies – obviously!
      Queens of the stone age – “Play that one song of yours I like!!”
      Outkast – yup
      Pet Shop Boys – YES!!!!!!
      Neutral milk hotel – Only play songs from that one album of yours I own
      Bryan Ferry – YES!!!!!! Though…play Roxy Music stuff, yes?!

      • Adrien says:

        Jeff mangum played 2012. Just him though.

      • Happyhat says:

        @Adrien – Might not be enough to pull me in! Poor Jeff…

      • meh says:

        Has Motorhead done anything besides Ace of Spades? You’re joking, right? Please tell me you’re joking.

      • Happyhat says:

        @meh – sorry not sorry. I admit, I’ve only ever heard Ace of Spades… I feel shame now. I will go check out the rest of their discography!

    • sisi says:

      I once went to a threeday festival with two friends. The weather was horrible the first night and the terrain was a mudpool because of it. But on the first day all those stoners and hippies had been pissing against the gates that surrounded the area’s and paths nonstop, so the mudpool that had emerged was… a reeking mess.

      Last day we were eating spun sugar and they were dissolving. I joked that it was the piss fumes, and we all laughed… and stopped eating when we slowly realised that it was probably true.

      We went home in a car, with our legs inside trashbags. Mom thought the shoes were too revolting even for her trashcan. My feet and legs were stained yellow halfway up to my calves…

    • connie says:

      @happyhat:

      ‘That time’ you speak of? happened to me the first year of rothbury in Michigan. I was with my music festival friend. Total music snob, very into the jam band scene. We were front and center for DMB and had been out for hours. I was literally DYING. i told her as much and she basically told me i could leave and i knew where to find her. I stuck it out as long as was possible and finally couldnt take it any longer. It was absolute torture and one of the most uncomfortable experiences ever. Especially because we were florida girls in July. With one pair of pants each. Not expecting it to get cold…which it did

  11. blue marie says:

    I’m not a fan of Coachella BUT I would have been front and center to see Outkast reunited.

    • Dani2 says:

      I watched the live stream and the crowd was absolutely sh-t. At one time Andre 3000 was like, “Y’all tired? I know”. LOL
      I’m seeing Outkast this year and I literally can’t wait 🙂

    • Lindy79 says:

      They’re playing the Electric Picnic in Ireland this year and I am SO there. The line up is pretty amazing.

  12. Ninks says:

    Is there a dress code for Coachella, are you only admitted if you look like a hipster flower child?

  13. Karen says:

    Ughhhhh – and I say this as a 40 year old that really is into music. I love live music, have always loved live music – but these people aren’t there for the music. (Aside from Aaron Paul, perhaps) These people are there to be seen and photographed in all of their awkward faux hippie ensemble glory. Pop culture at it’s finest….gag. I feel bad for the bands that get overshadowed because the likes of a Kardashian or Hilton decided to grace the desert with their presence. No thanks.

    • Eleanor Zissou says:

      Aaron Paul got paid, I believe.

      • Tatjana says:

        It was said here a couple of days ago that he asks for 20000 dollars to attend, wasn’t it?

      • Mia4S says:

        Aaron Paul and his wife actually met at Coachella so I totally get why they’re into it. I LOVE that Kate Capshaw and Michelle Pfeiffer were there (have a ball ladies!). Beyoncé was there too…random. The mocktresses and mockters (hi Kellan Lutz!) have given it a bad name.

    • cr says:

      When you need a stylist to attend a music festival, you’re not there for the music. When you’re actually posing for the paps, instead of just walking by them, you’re not there for the music.
      Luckily, hopefully, most non-celeb, and even some celebs, were actually there for the music.

  14. Mich says:

    Did some message go out telling women to all wear the same shoes? Ridiculous.

    Paris Hilton’s getup makes me laugh. Who carries massive handbags to music festivals?

    Selena and the Jenner girls look way too proud of themselves/smug.

    • Decloo says:

      You’ve GOT to wear boots. It’s incredibly dusty and dirty. Not a place for sandals and flip-flops.

  15. Lisa says:

    Lance borrowed his mom’s jeans.

  16. tifzlan says:

    Coachella is insufferable.

    • Dani2 says:

      I went four years ago and I LOVED it but it feels like every year, it becomes more and more this bizarre faux-hipster convention. The celebs are really what ruin it for me tbh.

      • tifzlan says:

        I have friends who are falling over themselves for Vanessa Hudgens, who literally does nothing all year except show up at Coachella in her “quirky,” culture-appropriating outfits. I don’t even know who’s playing this year. Were the celebs just as bizarre 4 years ago?

      • andrea says:

        When people start getting paid to show up at a music festival to get noticed…thats when you know its dead.

  17. Loopy says:

    Do these people even pay attention to the bands?

  18. QQ says:

    jesus Xavier Christ In Jammies

    WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DRESSING LIKE ASSHOLES?!?
    Coachella: Dress like an Asshole, get Drugged up like a Rich white person (real Talk, Bet none of these people get to have a police checkpoint like they would at an urban music festival LOL) They all look a variety of degrees of high and or dirty

    Also: Nah Idc about where Penn Badgley went cause This Noah Becker dude looks super mountable!

    • Az says:

      I can’t speak for everyone but in Lohan’s case she actually is an asshole so that’s how she dresses.

  19. vangroovey says:

    After seeing the movie “Smashed” I can’t see Aaron Paul as anything but that character! No, but seriously, he’s kinda starting to bug me, which I actually feel bad about — oddly. I mean, it’s great to be “high on life” — which seems to be where his dial is pinned (and hey, GOOD for him!) — but for a natural grump like myself, it’s beginning to irk.

  20. mia girl says:

    Is there a “Hipster Halloween” section at the Party City in Indio?
    They must be making bank.

  21. Stacy says:

    All these hipsters are ruining how I dress every day, I don’t dress like a hipster everyday and then go to a concert looking like a try hard. Smh

  22. Kiddo says:

    The best thing was Leo DiCaprio’s butt sashay sway followed by an Elaine/ Sienfeld-ian lurching jump into the air.

  23. bettyrose says:

    I recognized three band names in the Coachella line up this year.

  24. MonicaQ says:

    I recognized 24 names on the line up list from last weekend and The Glich Mob, OutKast, and Nas are the only ones I would’ve paid to see live. The rest I only know halfway by proxy (The 1975s are apparently a thing, I didn’t know they were a thing but their name is stupid) or I’m like, “HAH I AIN’T PAYIN MONEY TO SEE YOOOOU!” (read: Pharrell, Solange)

  25. Bridget says:

    I just can’t with Lance Bass’s pants. Who let him out of the house in those? Its a rare day to see a man in pants that give him motheringhips and cankles. Burn them.

  26. murphy says:

    You know I think Selena is better off with Kendall and Kylie than Justin Beiber. Might end up with 40 selfies and a nose job but still, better than Justin Beiber.

  27. dorothy says:

    The list of bands looks good, the people attending, not so much. The Hilton sisters, Lohan…really?

  28. jwoolman says:

    You youngsters are forgetting that the generation that was in high school during the Beatles British Invasion is now on Medicare. There’s been a real musical continuity culturally over the past several decades. It’s not at all surprising that there is a wide range of ages at such a music festival. The older folks are just more likely to dress more sensibly for the climate…. Y’all didn’t invent weed, either.

    • becky says:

      How come I’ve seen hundreds of pics of people posing in hipster outfits looking high on club drugs but no a single joint? Do they have to smoke on the dl? is weed for olds?

    • Mia4S says:

      That’s a good point. I was at a family reunion that ended the same day as a Paul McCartney concert. When the chance to see it came up, we ended up having four generations attending the show! Of course, we all knew his music…I’m not sure the same could be said here. Also I wouldn’t know if there was weed or not. 😉

    • A says:

      Neither did that generation.

  29. Quinn says:

    The Hilton Sisters- Lord, those women! They’ll be at Coachella when they’re as old as the damn Gabors. And, Paris will STILL be trolling for a husband.

    The rest of the “celeb” crowd looks equally foolish, as per usual. The amount of useless/clueless conversation happening between these tools must be epic. Ugh.

  30. Az says:

    Watch the video for Pharrell’s performance. When he is singing Happy he brings a bunch of people onstage. First one up was some cracked out looking mess. It was bad. I look at my husband and go, ” That attention whore who looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet is Lindsay Lohan. And judging from the header picture (unless another crackie wore the exact same outfit) it totally was! I really hope Oprah watches that video.

    • RuneRobin says:

      Another sophisticated comment and sincerity here at Celebitchy!!! Seriously, these events are harmless and the people there just want to enjoy there time. At least it not some other engagements cough*MTV Movie Awards*cough, trying to sucker today’s youth for their disposable income for the same bland product.

  31. K.B. says:

    I wouldn’t worry about Selena Gomez. Those 3 minutes she spent in rehab because she thought she MIGHT be getting addicted to pot fixed any potential issue she might have. And she’s in a stable, supportive relationship with Justin Bieber, who always acts like a responsible adult. And she just fired her parents as her managers, so she’s going to make smart, wholesome movie decisions that will allow her to show off her acting abilities. Now she’s spent the weekend at a drug party, er music festival, with Kardashian/Jenner spawn. Nothing to worry about here, folks.

    More importantly, where’s the drunken Skarsgaard? It’s not Coachella without pictures of him double fisting cups of beer!

  32. Wren33 says:

    What in the Sam Hill is Kate Bosworth wearing on her feet?

  33. Dani says:

    I want to stand outside of the event gates with a hose and spray all these little kids. Go home you’re like 16!!! When I was 16 my mom would beat me senseless if I asked to go to a music festival that’s KNOWN for drinking and drugs. It’s one thing to enjoy the music (you can very obviously tell who is there for that) and another thing to go just to be seen, like someone said above, looking like rolled around in topshop covered in glue.

  34. claire says:

    I hear Justin Bieber showed up to perform. I would say the cool factor this festival had left couldn’t take a bigger hit than that.

  35. Angee says:

    I hope Lindsay makes it. I know personally it’s hard to become unaddited to substance, ways of thinking, unhealthy social circles (including unhealthy relatives), but you HAVE to.

  36. Zigggy says:

    Cheesy! I’m embarrassed for most of them.

  37. Happy21 says:

    What I hate most about Coachella photos is all of the wanna-be’s. Why do you need to dress a certain way to go to a concert? I don’t get it. I always laugh at people who dress anything but how they usually dress at concerts. You go to heavy metal, you need tight, black and big hair, you go to Coachella you need to dress like a hipster. I can’t even tell you how much it irritates me. You can still go and enjoy the music at any concert and come as you are. The Jenner sisters and Selena are laughable and Paris and Nicky look like it’s Halloween. At least Aaron Paul looks like he always does.

    • don't kill me i'm french says:

      True
      I’m NIN fan and i met Reznor & co in Backstage more 10 years ago.i was the one with colored outfits( yellow tee-shirt) and anyone believed i was fan .Sorry i’m NIN fan but i’m not gothic

    • Zigggy says:

      Totally.

  38. Ashley says:

    Ya totally NOT sober…my friend saw Lindsay there and said “she was walking like a baby deer with glassy eyes”

  39. sundaygal says:

    Good God…the Hiltons look like a pair of mom jeans compared to the rest.

    • Mrs. Darcy says:

      Weirdly I kind of respect that they refuse to de-Hilton in any meaningless faux hippy dressed way. I mean, I see that they are sort of dressed for it, but they really don’t care enough at all to go the full Bosworth/Hudgens. They’re just picking up their paycheck, straight up. Whereas Bosworth brought out a frigging fashion line (TopShop I think) in homage to her b.s. festival styling, as if she has done anything but copy Kate Moss.

  40. Zigg says:

    Born then, lived it, get some imagination and make your own lifestyle. FAKE.

  41. E-v-E says:

    haha this coachella fashion is ridic.. suddenly everyone’s a hippy, what is up with that dresscode?

  42. watchmaker says:

    Pimp Mama probably paid Selena to hang with the Jenner chicks…

  43. Lucky Charm says:

    Wait, I thought she was flat broke and couldn’t even use her credit card a few weeks ago? Yet she flew to London last week and is at Coachella now? I wish I was that broke I could still afford to do that.

  44. lillyK says:

    Jorts are so douchey. Something really gross about em. Hope she really isn’t commando either.

  45. Blvd says:

    Dear Kaiser. Actually Blanda Eggenschwiler is not a stage name. Blanda is from Switzerland and Eggenschwiler is a common
    Swiss surname here. I can imagine that the name sounds strange for your ears but it’s still a regular name. Blanda a very sweet and talented girl so rather focus on that than her name.

  46. Chicagogurl says:

    Was there a forever 21 accessories tent in the parking lot? Everyone needs to take off like 3 accessories and add a piece of clothing.

    When I go to a music fest – its basically ponytail, sunglasses, lightweight make-up and a cross-body slim bag. My only decisions are: do I wear jeans and tank with converse or sundress with sandals? Why are there so many wearing like 18 accessories or expensive shoes to a music fest? try hards.

  47. Lili says:

    Lindsay seriously looks like she’s gonna start crying any minute! And Selena + the Jenner girls look kinda misplaced. I mean, the Jenners do have somewhat of a festival look but they still seem like they should be somewhere else. Perhaps grad school because they seem to think they’re SO cool, unique and fashionable when in reality they look just like any other hipster/boho chic.

  48. snowflake says:

    why is no one talking about how skinny kate bosworth is? she looks too skinny and like she has an eating disorder to me. i dont think she was this skinny in the past