– Best drag queen TV court appearance ever, including underwear advice by the judge [Best Week Ever]
– Penelope Cruz says she wants to adopt [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Rihanna says she’s going to get even raunchier [Bossip]
– Girls Aloud: Wannabe Spice Girls or Prostitute Barbie Dolls? [Bastardly]
– Drew Barrymore is the new face of Covergirl [Mollygood]
– Adam Brody whistling at LAX [PopSugar]
– Jennifer Garner praises her “baby biscuits” [CelebSlam]
– Lindsay Lohan denies relationship with K-Fed [CelebNewsWire]
– American Idol loser Paris Bennet says she’s voting for Sanjaya because Idol’s a joke [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– How to pick up a celebrity [PopBytes]
– Courtney Love blogs that she didn’t have gastric bypass and that she will get rid of that extra skin somehow [The Blemish]
– Another picture of Sanjaya’s sister in her Hooter’s uniform [Ninja Dude]
– Britney Spears: “when you spend all your time shopping to avoid getting high, at least buy something cute.” [Pretty Boring]
– Imus got fired [Socialite’s Life]
– Tom Cruise’s vintage car broke down [The Superficial]
– Kate Hudson buys sausage and cheese, doesn’t wear makeup [Just Jared]
– Katie Holmes can’t sing for shit [DListed]
– Paris Hilton upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
– Smach my hippie up remake [CityRag]
– A touching tribute to Kurt Vonnegut [Pajiba]
OMG I forgot about that episode of Dawson’s Creek. I remember my friend and I watching it and saying Minnie Mouse on helium sounded better and had more sense of musical timing.