Gwyneth Paltrow had a ‘girls night’ with Stella, Nicole Richie & Chelsea Handler

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The Rebranding of Gwyneth Paltrow continued last week. The Old Gwyneth, the pre-consciously uncoupled Goop, would only hang around A-listers, rich people and paid gurus. She would hang out with Cameron Diaz and Beyonce and maybe Maya Rudolph (an old school friend). But the rebranded Goop, the new Goop, is more equal-opportunity. Perhaps because she needs all the allies she can get, because there are probably a few more shoes to drop before her divorce is finalized. Which is why Gwyneth ended up having a girls’ night with: Nicole Richie, Sam Taylor Johnson, Naomi Watts, Chelsea Handler, Gwen Stefani and Stella McCartney.

Stella, Nicole and Goop posted group photos on their Instagrams, and I kind of like the other women more for not posting photos. Granted, Gwen and Gwyneth have been friends for years. It’s been said before, but Gwen is like Switzerland. She’s friends with everybody in Hollywood and the music industry. You’d be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t like Stefani. Stella and Gwyneth have been friends forever too – their friendship has been on-going for more than a decade. But the rest of these ladies? When did Goop become tight with Nicole Richie of all people? Or Naomi Watts?! I mean, everybody likes Naomi, I’m sure, but she’s not one of the actresses I associate with “girls’ nights” or “let’s take group selfies and post them to Instagram!”

As for Chelsea Handler… lord, I can only imagine what goes down at a Chelsea Handler party. Goop has been on Chelsea Lately several times, and I always thought they were more “business associates” than work friends. It speaks volumes about Gwyneth’s current state if she’s doing girls’ nights with Chelsea. Oh, and Sam Taylor Johnson?!?! WTH?

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PS… I’m including another one of Gwyneth’s IG photos, she posted one of Apple and Moses hugging her last week. The rebranding is supposed to be “Gwyneth is all about motherhood,” but I suspect we’re also supposed to be looking at her toned thighs.

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Photos courtesy of Instagram, WENN.

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  1. Tatjana says:

    Oh Jesus, the photo with the kids is adorable. Cut the woman some slack.
    Does she only hang out with blonde women?

  2. blue marie says:

    Chelsea just ruins it for me.
    Holy crap that’s a beautiful location.

  3. Alili says:

    WHY is Chelsea here, why ??? This woman is insufferable, vulgar and tacky as hell, how come all the Hollywood moms seem to like her ? I don’t get this…

    • Nev says:

      maybe because she’s real…straight up and not pretentious.

      • Eleanor Zissou says:

        I’ve only heard Chelsea in a Howard Stern interviewand she came across really well. Is she really that bad?

      • Momoftwo says:

        I heard an interview with her on the WTF podcast and after about 10 minutes she dropped the annoying grating persona and she seemed to be a nice person (not something that usually come across)

      • s says:

        I know someone who worked with her. She’s a nasty, racist, vile person. It says a lot about the people who are friends with her.

      • Maya says:

        So what if she is real and unpretentious. That’s doesn’t excuse the fact that she attacks children, uses racist slurs and bitches about women she has never met.

        Plus she has the audacity to attack another women and calling her a home wrecker while she herself slept with a married with children tv producer to get her job on E. Plus she use to brutally attack Jennifer Aniston for years and then bam she signed on with CAA and now kisses her arse. So no she is not real and unpretentious.

      • Alili says:

        I don’t know, what I get, from her talk show or in itw, is that she is insecure and therefore quite bitchy. Don’t find her funny – all her skits seem splatted with bitterness.

        You know she would probably be mean to all of these women weren’t she in the picture. But she is delight to be accepted by the A-list Hollywood girls. And she will brag about it, oh yeah she will.

      • Grant says:

        I also know someone who worked for her who said that Chelsea employed some crude humor, but she always treated her employees well and with respect.

      • Adrien says:

        Eleanor, she’s generally OK when she does radio or podcasting but a hit-miss on tv or when doing standup. I like that she has chutzpah and that she gives lesser known comedians some exposure on her show. I’ll give her that.

  4. neelyo says:

    In defense of Watts, she looks properly embarrassed.

    • Easi says:

      She does look embarrassed. Stella drunk, Chelsea looks so excited to use this as proof she’s better than Angela Jolie because she has girlfriends.

  5. Loopy says:

    Lol at the comments, quite random. And doesn’t Chelsea just look pleased as [punch to be there.

  6. Lucy2 says:

    What a random group. Naomi, what are you doing there?!
    Gwen does seem like she is friends with everyone. And Goop would be better served by letting her kids be private right now.

  7. Mia4S says:

    Sam Taylor-Johnson? Well Stella might be the connection there. Sam directed the movie Nowhere Boy about John Lennon’s childhood (which of course included Paul McCartney) and as I recall Paul didn’t find it totally accurate but also thought it was a good movie. Sam and her husband were also at Paul’ wedding reception a few years back I think. I love these odd celeb connections.

    • Liv says:

      So weird. She and her husband always seem so wannabe artsy and then they hang out with Handler? This is cracking me up.

  8. Hissyfit says:

    Another day, another Paltrow PR stunt. Yawn.

  9. QQ says:

    Is anyone wondering how long Aaron and Sam are going to last living in L.A. like I am!!?

    Also I wonder if Gwyneth the Abominable Husband Stealer actually instructs her kids to turn and hide or whatever when the camera hits, cause when Beysus does it, it does look like whatever angle has been orchestrated or cut just so not to show a fidgety baby, but these kids are fake-not-posed A little more a propos therefore More Ridiculous?

    P.p.s. Such botox
    Much blonde
    Wow

    • hateonit. says:

      bahahHhA wow comment! I love it!! this is suchhhh randomness….not sure if I like it. I mean Gwen is cool. then Nicole Richie tries to be chick. then that director married to the hott guy from kickass. goop. she’s gooopy. I don’t like Chelsea. I just don’t. naiomi watts is a doll. and idk who that other lady is. but my oh my what a group!

    • Hmmm says:

      When did Goop steal somebody’s husband?

  10. huh says:

    She’s coming across as desperate

  11. Inlike says:

    Nicole Richie & Chelsea Handler drinking together would be riot.

  12. NewWester says:

    Aren’t Chelsea Handler and Gwyneth represented by the same pr firm run by Steven Huvane(sp) ? He is known for aggressive promotion of his clients. I will not mention the name but a certain actress who was on Friends is also a client. Guess we will be seeing Goop in Cabo San Lucas in the future

  13. HappyMom says:

    Stella McCartney manages to looks smug even while out partying with her girlfriends. Ugh. Can’t stand her. She’s way more insufferable than Gwyneth.

  14. poppy says:

    the pic with the kids looks very forced.
    “apple, put your hand on moses. i said group hug. i’m not hugging you now.”
    mommy dearest. 🙄
    who took that picture?

  15. Xantha says:

    And this, right here is why I DETEST the phrases girl’s girl or guy’s girl. Because the sole point is that we women are supposed to just LOVE one (girl’s girl) and HATE the other(guy’s girl). As if the sex of one’s friends tells us if someone is a good person or not.

    And I’m sure if asked Gwyneth would say she’s a “girl’s girl.” Never mind how much of a privileged asshole she is. And don’t get me started on Chelsea Handler.

    And for the record, I’m neither, I’m a misanthrope. 😉

  16. Kelly says:

    I thought Naomi Watts and Sam Wood were above shit like this. I guess not.

    • Liv says:

      They should have “girl’s nights” elsewhere and take Gwen Stefani with them! Run! 😉

  17. Andrea says:

    Doesn’t Nicole Ritchie and Gwen Stefani hang out on the regular? Chelsea and Gwyneth in that mix make me want to puke. And wtf is Naomi Watts doing there? This looks totally staged. Look Chris, I have friends!!

  18. anne says:

    OH man, I am glad the public is finally seeing what a phony and horrible person she is – long time coming. All PR and her influence on other women is awful – very very negative. Any woman around her ends up used and stabbed in the back by her. Look how she has changed Cameron who was such a sweetheart? And even worse, she is responsible for Nicole becoming anorexic again….thank God Chris and kids are getting away from her. She will resort to anything, including using her kids for her image (unimaginable) and to manipulate Chris to keep him from leaving for years. There is much much much more on the woman and friends and I are relieved after witnessing her behavior for decades that is is starting to come out – not even tip of the iceberg known about her yet.

  19. Caz says:

    The real story is that GOOP (the business) is $1.2 million in debt. Sorry – can’t add the link. The CEO resigned recently and paid his interest-free debt back to the business. Paltrow hasn’t paid hers back yet.

    Managing money is for peasants. Go on holiday somewhere exotic whilst the business burns.

  20. thebutlerdidit says:

    Starvy, Drunky, Blandy, Goopy, MILFy, 3rd Basey, Bleachy.