Here’s a photo of Khloe at LAX a few days ago. She spent Easter weekend in NYC with her new, shady-as-hell boyfriend French Montana. According to multiple reports, Khloe and French hit up the Greenhouse in a Rolls Royce, and they spent hours partying with VH1 reality stars and downing vodka shots. The party got so raucous that the NYPD shut it down at 3: 30 am. What’s starting to bug me about this relationship is that it feels like a typical Kardashian roll-out. Khloe used to defy her mother’s PR schemes on a regular basis, but this whole thing with French Montana feels like Kris Jenner’s orchestrated shenanigans. I mean, he’s a rapper, a deadbeat dad, and he abandoned his live-in girlfriend for Khloe and her ass of lies. What IS this all about? Well, People Mag (Kris Jenner) is here to explain all:
Khloé Kardashian is casually dating and enjoying her time with Moroccan-born rapper French Montana, a source close to Kardashian confirms.
“Khloé is totally with him. She’s having so much fun with him,” the source tells PEOPLE. “She wasn’t sure at first where things would lead but he treats her amazingly. That makes her feel really good. She deserves that.”
Kardashian, 29, who filed for divorce from husband Lamar Odom in December after an emotional split, has been seen out and about several times in recent weeks with Montana, 29, who is CEO of Cocaine City Records.
The new couple hit a music listening party together at West Hollywood’s Hooray Henry’s for rapper Future on April 9. They followed that up the next evening by going to dinner at Cecconi’s with sister Kourtney Kardashian and her longtime beau, Scott Disick.
While Kardashian spoke out late last year about the toll her split was taking on her life, in recent days she’s taken to her Instagram account to post hopeful messages. Seeing her move on and enjoy herself is a good thing, the source said. “She’s not taking it too seriously, just having fun.”
I guess we’re supposed to feel like “good for Khloe, she deserves some good times.” And maybe she does, but I just can’t with French Montana. He’s the shadiest Kardashian-boyfriend in a very long time. He makes Kris Humphries look like a Boy Scout. He makes Lamar Odom look like a wise, sober upstanding citizen. I think I would even prefer to see Khloe with The Game rather than this mess.
Would you like to see more photos of Khloe’s Ass of Lies? I can’t stop staring at it. Hand to God, this butt is new, and by that I mean “man-made.”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
The worst taste in men ever!
i think her ass could be real. her jeans are incredibly tight which makes anyone’s ass look bigger and in the picture from the side, she has a wallet or something in her back pocket.
Sorry but that tiny little iPhone is NOT responsible for that gigantic fake rear end that sprouted up quite literally overnight. I honestly can’t wrap my head around the fact that there are still some people out there who believe these suddenly, completely inexplicably popular surgeon created bulbous and totally uncomfortable looking *sseses are “real.” The fit of pants have nothing to do with it either. (Anyone can Google any of these girls to see photographic proof of all of them and their totally flat pre-surgery butts; especially Kim.)
DAT. ASS.
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Right?!? It’s ridiculous
I don’t understand why that’s considered hot. I work my ass off so it doesn’t look like that.
^^^THIS! I don’t know why they want their asses looking like that!
She looks absolutely ridiculous like Kim. Two big phony asses that don’t even look real. It’s so phony looking. Everyone can google before and after pics of Kim or khloe. Neither one had an ass and now it looks both of their asses are gonna scrape the ground. I thought khloe was the sensible ho from the kardashian sluts. Who would believe that that is a real ass. SMH!
I wonder if she stared at Kim’s for so long it started to look normal to her? It really is ridiculous. Like two basketballs tucked in her pants. I wonder if it’s heavy? If it knocks things off of shelves when she turns around suddenly? I’m sort of repelled but fascinated.
Imagine if Khloe ever gains weight again, how big will that ass get then?
That ass looks as natural as Kim’s face.
help me out here.
is it possible given khloe’s weight loss that the ass has been exposed?
maybe it wasn’t as defined with the extra weight?
i don’t know what to think…
why would ANYONE deliberately make their ass look like that?
crazy…
@bella: Nope. I have a Shakira/almost JLO booty, and when I lose weight I start to lose my butt too. Same for other women I know with similar body types.
That thing is definitely man-made.
How is it I have never seen anyone not a celeb with an ass like that? And she thinks she’s hot………….so not.
HA! Its obvious WHY they have fake butts! If you want to catch a mouse lay out cheese. Who do Khloe and Kim date/marry? Ergo the more “cheese” the better. Stop tip toeing around, black guys like big bootays. They like black guys!
Maybe she’s just pregnant with possums in her butt and they’re in pouches and in a few weeks they’ll spring out to live their own lives and dig through the trash.
haha, it’s why she’s wearing the shirt around her waist.
Coffee spitting LOL, MonicaQ!! Possums…😅
I have to believe that sitting would always be uncomfortable. Even long after your surgery has healed. Anyone have insights on that?
Maybe she doesn’t sit. Maybe she hangs upside down from tree branches like Monicaq’s opossums…:)
That’s funny! Thanks for the good laugh.
This is my question! It would make me insanely paranoid to sit on those things…
It may be too late for anyone to see this comment BUT I knew someone who had but implants. Now, they in no way shape or form had Kardashian money, so the quality of work wouldn’t be as good as theirs. But when this person sat down for extended periods of time, the implants would shift and look REALLY WEIRD when she stood up. Like she had to go to the bathroom and adjust her butt cheeks back to normal.
I also knew someone who had cheek implants. When it got cold, the implants would be colder than his face. He said it felt like 2 ice cubes in his cheeks. It was all really bizzare…
that butt is ridic.
and “Cocaine City Records”?…klassy.
Another stellar choice for a man by a Kardashian. These woman have the lowest self-esteem, they pick the bottom of the barrel every time. Mom raised ’em right.
This makes me sad. I wish she would just find a good guy- why does she choose these trouble makers?!?
Maybe secretly she herself is a trouble maker?
That last pic looks sooooooo unnatural! She has gotten thin, yet her butt is bigger…. how can anyone thinks that looks good!!??! Ugh!
I’d have to see what her butt looked like before, but yeah, it looks suspicious.
Do you mean suspicious like sister Kim’s ass? Or suspicious as in sister Kim’s boobs?
Her butt was flat & wide before….
She literally stuck an IKEA shelf on her back. She looks crazy!
the Kimmification of Khloe
Of course he treats her amazingly. It has been one month! Ridiculous.
Omg-I was coming on to post the exact same thing. Seriously absurd.
Yeah and in that one month they have probably seen each other 3 times.
Why do I feel like she picked this loser because when things eventually end, she will have a good reason for ending it. She can have her fun and when things go sideways she can claim it was all the shadiness he has surrounding him. These Kardashian women never want to own up to their own sh*t, it’s always the boyfriend/husband who is always the bad person in the relationship and they are just innocent victims.
cocaine city record … WOW !
So French Montana is Moroccan? Interesting.
I don’t know if she’s stupid, or just really damaged from childhood with her mother, but holy crap that woman makes some bad decisions. I don’t know which is worse, the new boyfriend, or that hilarious butt.
Why do the Kardashian women always act so smug and entitled? None of them ever act as if they are grateful for all the opportunities a raunchy sex tape and a horrible reality series on a cable network have afforded them. Not one of them has a true talent of their own and they have to know that. Their own behavior is what makes it so easy to dislike them. They are just so tiring.
WHY WHY WHY would anyone want their a$$ to look like that???? I DON’T GET IT.
Of course he “treats her amazingly” – she’s not pregnant nor does she have a child! That ass is ridiculous. Can’t believe she doesn’t notice how stupid and fake it looks.
Is Kourtney pregnant again?
Also, yes that a$$ is new. It’s way too obvious.
Hey I guess if he can survive being shot in the head, he can survive the wrath of the Kardashians.
French is married, his wife has been voicing her opinions on this affair, she claims he abandoned her and his kid…with no good bye
The Game has a domestic case now, he supposedly broke his fiancée’s nose, a big MESS!
Ok, i dont know what happened to my comment, anyway she is really full of herself since she did some tweaking. I used to root for her because she was known as the ugly sister. Now she walks around like she is amazingly beautiful with that big fake ass.
My friend keep insisting Khloe’s ass is REAL. She says kourtney’s is the same in the pic above just smaller. Why is she believing this ass of lies!? How can I convince her otherwise. Is she trolling me?? Help!
omg, i see what she’s saying. both their butts are in same proportion/shape to their legs. I see it! now that makes me wonder ass is just due to squats and lunges? b/c if you do lunges, your legs will look tighter/firmer and with squats, your ass will look perkier/rounder. i just started doing more squats lately and I swear my booty looks bigger/rounder.
Kourtney’s looks like it might be real – it’s not totally out of proportion like Kim or Khloe’s.
Dear god, that last photo – she stands there like “yes, look at my fantastic ass” when it’s so painfully obvious it’s double the size of what it should be!
@snowflake yea my friend thinks the same thing… that she’s been doing squats and whatnot and losing it everywhere else. Maybe it’s possible! I don’t know WHAT to believe anymore!!
Same plastic surgeon, look at pics from 2 yrs ago
Is the enormous fake bottom a thing? I’ve heard that professional cheerleaders get butt implants, but this is different. I don’t understand the appeal of something that looks so unflattering and unnatural.
I don’t know what to say about any of this. I guess the Kardashians, as shady grifters, are magnets for other shady grifters. Birds of a feather, I suppose. At this point, any man she chooses in the future will seem like an upgrade. Does she have no idea that men who treat their last women as shit are shit themselves? Why is this a complicated idea? There’s no greater affidavit to character than how a man treats others, especially love interests (it’s not good enough if they’re good to their mothers).