Kim Kardashian & Kanye want to have a ‘balcony kiss’ just like Will & Kate

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian in red leather pants a few days ago. I don’t really have a problem with the pants, but the shoes are gross. And overall, this isn’t a flattering look. I guess Kanye is still dressing her. Anyway, there are some new stories percolating about Kimye’s Magical Mystery Tour, so let’s get to it.

*Kim is allegedly worried she will look “chunky” on her wedding day, so she’s currently doing an extreme diet and working out like crazy with Gunnar Peterson. A source claims: “Kim is obsessed with her body at the moment – it’s her biggest priority… She has asked for Gunnar’s help during her honeymoon so that she doesn’t pile on the pounds. Kim is terrified that she will end up chunky if she doesn’t keep up the high-intensity workouts.” Plus, I would imagine she’s still getting lipo on the reg, right?

*Kim and Kanye are so obsessed with Duchess Kate and Prince William that they are insisting to have some kind of “balcony kiss” for their French wedding. A source claims: “Architects have quoted £200,000 to build a contemporary balcony. Kim has fallen in love with the [Château Louis XIV].” A balcony kiss that will outdo Will & Kate? Hahahaha.

*There’s a rumor going around that Kim and Kanye have rented the Eiffel Tower for their wedding reception. And Kanye also wants to have a fireworks display apparently.

*Radar claims that Kim and Kanye’s Vogue is one of the bestselling issues ever, selling more copies than Beyonce and Michelle Obama’s covers. A source says: “The projections are that Kim and Kanye will likely sell almost 500,000 copies.”

*There’s a weird rumor going around that Kanye is maybe cheating on Kim with his new protégé Pia Mia. Allegedly, Kim is super-jealous and Kanye thinks Pia Mia could “be the next Rihanna.” It doesn’t help matters that Pia Mia keeps tweeting about how The Other Woman is her real life. Sketchball.

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  1. ParisPucker says:

    Make it stop.

    • Loopy says:

      Lol, there was a shot of her from the back even with the long blazer , you could see her ass drooping.

      • Jedward says:

        That 500,000 copies story is so FAKE! Vogue never issued their numbers… + the kardashians are the ones who buyed all of them if so..

      • idk says:

        With the amount of backlash regarding that Vogue cover, there is no way they sold 500 000 copies. That is a life generated by the Kardashian Klan. I don’t believe it. Also, the bigger and more ridiculous Kim’s wedding is, the bigger and more ridiculous the divorce will be !

    • kri says:

      No balcony is strong enough to hold the weight of the egos of these two. And I doubt if Kanye is cheating on her with…another woman.

    • Nicolette says:

      Oh God yes please!!!!! Stop the insanity.

  2. paola says:

    Delusion Master level!

    • janie says:

      Are they joking? My word… their greed knows no bounds. Let’s get everything we can on E’s dime! In the reception line are the common folk suppose to bow before these ego maniacs? Lol!

  3. Crank says:

    Diet ain’t gunna fix her plastic a– and other fake gigantic body parts. She’s always going to be oddly shaped because of what she’s done to herself. I can’t stand her. At all.

    • Inconceivable! says:

      You can even see where her Spanx end above her knee in the leather pants. She is fooling no one. She claims to work out, but I’m guessing it’s all lipo and crash diets.

    • Petee says:

      I doubt very highly she ever works out.You could tell a little bit.Her body will always look strange because of the fat injections.They got fat because she got heavy when she was pregnant and won’t go down.She would have to get lipo to fix it.She can’t because she would have to admit she is a liar.We all know anyway.

  4. Loopy says:

    Wow delusions of grandeur if i have ever witnessed.

    • melodycalder says:

      I have to wonder how the marriage will be after the wedding…. This level of douchery cannot continue forever. It really will be all down hill after the ridiculous ceremony for these two. At some point the rose colored glasses will be off, the grand gestures will be fewer and at some point she will think….. “Ummmm….. NEXT! I’m bored!” That poor kid.

      • Loopy says:

        Yeah and when she does get bored, i can’t wait to see Kanye go mental, you know these women leave their perfectly sane men looking crazy in the end. With Kanye already a loose cannon,it will be worthy of a bucket of pop corn.

  5. Shauna says:

    Kim’s obsessed with her body? Since when?
    /snark

  6. badrockandroll says:

    I thought that her last wedding was a competition with Will & Kate? Will she keep trying until she gets it down pat?

    • dorothy says:

      At this point I’m just embarrassed for them. Don’t they realize how tacky this all seems? This wedding will be the butt of jokes for the rest of the year.

  7. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Crowns. A balcony kiss. The Eiffel Tower. Fireworks. Less is more, right? Taking tacky to a new level.

  8. Helvetica says:

    Of course they do.

    Only it will be trashy and the opposite of classy, because, well, it’s them.

  9. Hausfrau says:

    Those shoes make her feet look like trussed roasts.

    • Chrissy says:

      Where do these women find these hideous hooker heels – my feet hurt just looking at them!

  10. Mingy says:

    so kanye is cheating on pee-on-me with pia mia…got it.

  11. Celia says:

    The foundation and powder she uses are way too dark and orange. The color of her face looks bad by itself and when you look closely you can see the where the make-up ends and her normal skin color starts. Everytime I’ve seen her photos lately, there has been the same problem.

    Get some new make-up Kim!

  12. Quinn says:

    She has managed to age herself ten years with all of the facial fakery. Gah!

    • Helvetica says:

      Agreed. She looks at least 40. It will be interesting to see what she actually looks like at forty. Scary.

      • TG says:

        I know this is strange but I was at the gym today and saw a naked older lady who had a good figure even though her butt was sagging. It made me wonder what Kim’s big fake butt will look like at 65 or 70.

    • booboocita says:

      There was a slide show on another website showing her “looks” throughout the years. She was so achingly lovely when she was in her teens and twenties. Lately, though … I don’t know if it’s the plastic surgery, the orange foundation, wedding-related stress, or just the fact that she’s aging, but lately, she looks like hell. If she were even a little less self-absorbed, I’d feel sorry for her.

  13. FingerBinger says:

    Kim looks really cute here. She not wearing tight clothes that make her look nasty. I like the shoes too.

    • Hissyfit says:

      I love the shoes too! But not with that red pants. Too matchy.

    • jwoolman says:

      Yes, she really does look ok in these clothes, I didn’t feel any of my normal revulsion to her peculiar clothing choices when looking at these pics. She looks nice. Even the shoes look ok except a flat heel would make so much more sense. But then I never like high heels on anyone, they’re the modern foot binding. I especially don’t understand high heels with casual clothes, that seems especially weird to me.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I am always happy for her when she dresses in a way that compliments her body. I’m not crazy about the outfit, but she looks pretty.

  14. Lora says:

    Holy moly, she got really thin.. Just disappear kim, do us a favor…

  15. zbornak syndrome says:

    How does she chase after and care for a small baby in these outfits? Don’t babies spit up a lot and stuff?

  16. CariBean says:

    The only reason the her Vogue cover sold so much is because SHE bought all the extra copies! Trust me, it was her intention to be able to say her cover sold more than others.

    • Alicia says:

      There are actual pictures of her and the rest of her family buying multiple copies – their arms are full of the “Kimye” Vogue cover. The sales aren’t legit – they are inflated because everyone in the Kardashian clan each bought multiples. I’m sure there are some who bought it because they are fans of theirs, but it wouldn’t surprise me at all if about 30-40% of those sales came because the Kardashians bought them all up.

    • gg says:

      Exactly. She has a warehouse with them stacked to the ceiling.

      • TG says:

        It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that Kimmy and PMK sent out a release to their fans that if you buy 5 Vogue copies you get a bikini. Photo of Kimmy. Buy 10 and you get a pic of her butt. Buy 20 you get a pic of PMK naked. And so on.

  17. get over it says:

    She is obsessed with her body “right now”? LOL, because usually she isnt posting ass selfies rme

  18. Abbott says:

    Is there a trap door on that balcony? If so, I think we could all be supportive.

  19. Shiksa Goddess says:

    I’m loving the Pia Mia storyline.

  20. qtpi says:

    Do they also plan to “rent” thousands of adoring peasants to greet them on the balcony?

    That is so over the top it HAS to be fake – right?

  21. Mika302 says:

    I love this outfit…I would def wear it. I’ve been looking for some red leather pants. And how do we know what she wears n the house??

  22. bravocueen says:

    I like the shoes AND the pants. It’s the jacket/top I don’t understand.

  23. lassie says:

    She looks like her mom in the profile pictures. Or her mom looks like her. Whatever. Cows with plastic surgery.

  24. Dana says:

    “Her body is her biggest priority at the moment”… Poor Nori.

  25. Tiffany says:

    Her and Kate really are similar in that no matter the price tag on the clothes, the wearer always makes it look cheap.

  26. L says:

    I would LOVE it if after all the months of drama (fireworks! The Eiffel tower!) if these two just went off and eloped and punked EVERYONE.

    But I know it’s not going to happen. Mama K is insane.

  27. gg says:

    Good grief, why don’t they just go ahead and live in Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood and be king and queen of their little fantasy world. They could have a real castle and a kitten that speaks in myow-myow.

  28. mar says:

    she has muppet face

  29. Country girl says:

    These two are beyond inflated egos. It’s like they both have Histronic Personality disorder and being together they are fueling each other’s dysfunction.

  30. Dani says:

    Yikes, Pia Mia is either 16 or 17 and best friends with the Jenner sisters so I really hope it’s not true. So gross.

  31. Tracy says:

    For most moms their children are their biggest priority. Poor Ignori.

  32. aquarius64 says:

    I still think the big wedding and the stories are to offset any announcement of the actual sales number for the Kimye Vogue issue.

  33. SnarkGirl says:

    She actually wears a semi-cute outfit and blam – ruins it with those hideous shoes, & weird coloured make up.

    What is going on with her face in that first shot? Did her botox wear off all at once? She looks droopy / melted.

  34. swack says:

    “Kim is obsessed with her body at the moment – it’s her biggest priority…” Shouldn’t her biggest priority be her child?

  35. The Original Mia says:

    They are going to give us so much to snark about with this wedding. CB will crash from the mocking.

  36. Mena says:

    Kim needs to stop with the crash diets and sporadic workouts. That might work in your early 20’s but once you hit your 30’s you HAVE to eat clean and workout daily. Especially since she insists on wearing tight, fitted clothes.
    Her wedding sounds obnoxious. Wouldn’t it be so nice if they got married quietly on an island somewhere, with just their closest family and friends? Why this big spectacle? What are they trying to prove? Don’t they realize how much disdain most people have for them?

  37. NewWester says:

    I wonder what colour Kim’s wedding dress will be? I would suggest pale yellow. It is a spring wedding after all

  38. Zigggy says:

    Why am I suddenly looking forward to this??? I’ve lost it.

  39. Ag says:

    Can she even physically kiss at this point? Will the injections/Botox/surgeries allow her to contort her facial muscles into a kiss?

  40. Whitney says:

    Wow, these two are really REALLY delusional about how much people like them, aren’t they? I think Kim really believes she is America’s Princess or something. Barf.

  41. Dash says:

    Pia Mia is Kylie’s bestie and seems to be famous on Instagram… She’s trying to be a singer. She’s probably the one stirring up these rumors for attention.

  42. Dawn says:

    Do these two ever not copy someone else? They have absolutely zero ideas about being original. I don’t believe it that the public bought the majority of Vogue. I think it is a lie and the magazines were bought up Kanye, PMK and Anna Wintour. These are not popular people. I just want the wedding to be over and for these two to disappear. Yuk.

    • idk says:

      Yeah I have a feeling we will be hearing and seeing MORE of them after the wedding. Kim and her mom will put out either cheating rumors or second pregnancy rumors. They have to keep their ratings high since their contracts are up after this season.