I’m mostly using Lindsay Lohan’s own Instagram snaps in this post, just because I had to go and take another look at them after I read this article on Radar. Radar basically pulls a bunch of quotes off of LL’s IG, with the Cracken’s fans doing some investigation on the photos to see if there’s any sign of LL’s drug or alcohol problems. One photo shows “coke boogers” if commenters can be believed, and there’s a cocktail beside LL in another shot. Just another cracked-out day. Speaking of… you’re NEVER EVER going to believe this: Lindsay is a cracktastrophe and no one wants to work with her so none of her films can find financing.
Lindsay Lohan‘s upcoming movie Inconceivable is having trouble securing financing and insurance for the troubled starlet because of her unprofessional behavior and diva antics, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“There is currently no date for filming to begin on Lindsay’s Inconceivable….producers are having trouble getting money for the project. There is always the problem of insuring Lindsay for movies. Her diva behavior, not showing up on time, or at times, Lindsay doesn’t even arrive at all. It’s very likely this movie will never get made,” an insider told Radar. “The only reason Inconceivable was pitched at Sundance was an attempt to garner interest and create buzz about the project. It didn’t. Lindsay is currently in Europe attempting raise money for the project, but isn’t having any luck.”
The rehab veteran had hoped doing a reality show for the OWN network would have revived her fledgling career. Instead it backfired and was a huge flop. When Lindsay premiered on March 9 it opened with a decent 693,184 viewers, but quickly dropped a staggering 24% by the second episode garnering only 527,000 viewers, and down another 25% for the finale. So the show — which splashed out a $2 million payday to Lohan — landed at No. 59 when it comes to the top 66 ad-sustained programs that air on primetime and cable networks, according to Nielsen.
Who would have ever thought? Oh, right. Everyone. While I think most of us knew LL was an unhireable disaster since, say, 2008-09, I believe the final nail in the coffin of Lohan’s career was that epic behind-the-scenes New York Times story published in January 2013. LL sounded like such an unmitigated disaster, it’s a wonder she doesn’t walk around with orange cones permanently attached to her.
Also: did anyone chuckle at “Lindsay is currently in Europe attempting raise money for the project, but isn’t having any luck”? It’s like the polite way of saying she’s trying to do the call girl thing and no one wants her anymore.
Photos courtesy of LL’s IG, PCN.
Goddamn, people deserve nothing less than THIS if they still hire her. They are living the difinition of insanity.
Agree
Agreed 1000% (if that is possible).
I have zero – ZERO – sympathy for any film company that hires her and then turns around and complains about her cracked-out behavior and horrendous work ethic. It is common knowledge what she is all about but some filmmakers and film studios want the publicity Lohan brings (god knows why, but some struggling independent film studio might see using Lohan to get their name out there)
Yup. The term “duh” comes to mind. She’s been such an unmitigated disaster for so long, anyone who WANTS or tries to work with her gets what they deserve.
I was thinking coke boogers too.
Surely they know by now, you hire Lohan your going to have problems. No sympathy for the film company.
In the last pic above, LL looks like an old lady. Her shoulders, arms, and skin look pretty worn out.
I was actually noticing the glass in the second photo, bottom left corner. Belongs to the guy I’m sure…or it’s water. *cough*
There’s another photo on her Instagram in a kitchen with a visible bottle of vodka, she’s not trying anymore.
Oprah’s silence since the show ended and the supposed “miscarriage” reveal has been beyond telling. Stunning in fact. Oprah is DONE and doesn’t believe a word of her nonsense.
Totally, Mia.
I noticed that, too.That is the skin of a look-time alcoholic.
What? No one wants to finance Lindsay’s movies? How did this ever happen? Oh right, it’s Lindsay being Lindsay. At least some investors are seeming to be wising up about her.
I can’t watch her on screen. Her face is too distracting. She fell off. HARD.
I’m sure she will blame this on some “crack-ccident”
I think it is safe to say her career is over. She isn’t fooling anyone with this sobriety act. This girl is as big a mess as ever.
I refuse to believe any of this. I watched her reality show – she is totally sober and the entire world is against her and doesn’t want her to succeed. Everybody lies about what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. All she wants to do is get back on set and share her talent with everybody. People just need to give her a second chance!
Exactly! If only *someone* would give her a chance to prove she can come to work on time and be a stah! But she messes up ONE time, and now no one will just give her a second chance. Ugh. So unfair.
“A second chance” … and a third, and a fourth, and a fifth, and a sixth, … and a millionth, (keep counting ad infinitum, ad nauseam). No. She has HAD so many more chances than so many people far more deserving of fame than she is, and she has consistently blown them, over and over again. At this point there is nothing interesting about her whatsoever; I think she’s suffering from serious narcissistic personality disorder (as indicated by the non-stop selfies campaign. Nice touch – the unmade bed reflected in the background of one of them. How tasteful).
In her defense about the unmade bed- some of us are in the “airing out” school of thought concerning beds…. I personally only try to protect my part of the bed from excess cat hair. Usually a cat is still on it anyway, so of course it’s rude to disturb a sleeping cat. Besides, Lindsay doesn’t spend that much time out of her bed.
And P.S. to K.B. With all due respect, I think you must be new to Lindsay posts… Please do a Celebitchy search for Lindsay Lohan, read them all, and then make up your mind. I’d be interested to see if you still think she deserves a “second chance”. (Either that, or you’re White Oprah, in which case, you know what to do).
I’m pretty sure K.B. was being sarcastic. That’s how I read it.
I’m gonna call k.b’s post as total sarcasm. Otherwise it’s blatant insanity. Haha 😉
I’m gonna call k.b’s post as total sarcasm. Otherwise it’s blatant insanity. Haha 😉
La cracken will continue to repeat history all the while spiraling down the drain. eventually her body gives up and quits the sad game of life.
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Sarcasm peeps.
I thought actors had to get insured. Who in their right mind would insure Lindsay? She can’t even film a commercial how is she going to make a movie.
Dunno how all this works, but does she get money from pap shots of herself?
If so, please continue using her free instagram pics so she gets no money. And do the same for the Kardashians
I read in that Rolling Stone article that was posted on here a week or so ago (I forget what post it was mentioned in) that Lindsey is/was known for calling paps with the condition she get a cash payout from the proceeds.
Anybody who hires her deserves whatever they get
Meh, I’m all out of f’s to give about this strawberry snortcake train wreck.
+10000
Notice how all her enablers are men and she has no girlfriends. Not shocking. What is shocking is how her stylists and pimps can sleep at night knowing they’re feeding an addict that will one day probably do herself in because of all the substances and alcohol.
Keep puttin that finger in your mouth, Lohan. We all think you are an innocent little girl. 🙄
Many very good points here. The lack of female friends, for one….
You mean aside from her mom?
She’s the only one that comes to mind when you say “pimp”. The guys tend to be Johns I thought.
Thought she was in Europe (at least England) promoting her documentary that is just being shown there now.
Looking at the pics… She rely is theist fabulous person she knows- ugh
Fledgling career? Fledgling? If the fledgling is an old dried up corpse that’s been eaten by vultures and condors and a coyote or two.
I assumed they meant to say flagging. Fledgling makes no sense. Crap editing.
She is a dried up husk of a person. I wonder if she will live another year? What’s her bottom going to be?
She must give one hell of a hand job to keep clinging on to fame this long..
Give it some time. Inconcievable will never happen if LL is the lead, but I wouldn’t rule out more guest star roles on sitcoms.
She posts a photo with cocaine up her nose on instagram.
Not only is she one of the worst people on the planet, mocking everyone and everything about anyone who takes recovery seriously……….
she’s also one of the stupidest
THIS!!! I also find it very amusing that there are only 40 comments on this story..and she even has coke up her nose, which at one time would have gotten a lot of interest. Hehe..The Cracken is slipping into obscurity where she belongs!
Inconceivable!
Heh, that was what I was going to post. Inconceivable!
She may have a career pretending to have a role, getting them free publicity because of her trainwreck status, and then bowing out for some reason. There was another movie she did this for several years ago, they finally had to go with someone else because they didn’t know if she would be in jail or otherwise constrained by the court… In addition to the usual insurance problems. They dodged a bullet.