Last night was the big Time 100 gala, in which people who made Time’s Most Influential People list mingled with people who didn’t. Uninfluential peasants! It was too much to hope that Benedict Cumberbatch would show up, I suppose. Instead, I guess the highlight of the evening was Carrie Underwood (she made the list) and her husband Mike Fisher. Carrie wore this antebellum-type gown by Claire Pettibone. I’m not into it. Her styling is so dated too. Also: there are rumors going around that she’s pregnant. She hasn’t confirmed anything that I’ve seen.
Christy Turlington Burns and Ed Burns. Look at the simplicity of her gown – and she just looks so classic and beautiful. She’s ageless. The dress… well, it’s a little bit weird. Is the belt a piece of string?!
Here’s Amy Adams in Tory Burch Fall 2014. She’s so pretty, but I wish she would really do high-fashion once in a while.
Martha Stewart. LOOK AT HER SPARKLY CAPRI PANTS.
Here’s Laverne Cox, Katie Couric, Ronan Farrow and Padma Lakshmi.
Photos courtesy of Getty, WENN.
What in seven hells is Martha wearing?
Did I miss a story about Martha falling off her spin bike and bumping her head?
Obviously Martha thought she was hosting a Miami cocktail party circa 1964.
I’m much more concerned with whatever plot Ronan is hatching for world dominance and the end of mankind as we know it.
Quick someone hand him a white cat to stroke.
Hahahaha this ^^ totally captures the look on his face!!!!
Rosemary’s baby
Hahahaha true!
Well first to go would be WA lol
There are no words . . .
She should have taken her socks off more than five minutes before her photo was taken as well.
@Eva I didn’t think it could get any worse but after reading your comment, I looked at her legs and wow, it just got worse.
I hate sock marks!
Martha, what happened? I can’t believe she went out of the house like that.
Oh Eva, you’re too right.
LOL! I love it! It is so frickin’ awful, it’s fabulous! Who knew Martha had it in her?
Lord have mercy…
Am I insane because this makes me like her more? 🙂
Christy Turlington always, but I don’t like what she’s wearing. I think Amy Adams looks the best personally.
I don’t find Christy pretty at all. There’s something so strange about her face. Everything is perfect, but there’s something missing-
Amy Adams looks the best, and is hands down the prettiest woman there, IMO.
I don’t like Carries’s dress and dear God, does her husband have a giant head.
Ronan looks so incredibly creepy. And older than his age.
It’s why she was such a good model. She’s got an otherworldly look to her, IMO. And she looks great.
Agree re Ronan. My love for him has plummeted.
I agree. I think she looks like an (attractive) alien.
I like Christy but not what she is wearing.
On another note, Ed Burns is aging very well, actually a lot better than some of the actors his age! What a beautiful couple (I didn’t even know they were married lol)
As much as I like Carrie, she always looks dated and old-fashioned to me. So pageanty. The makeup is very thick as well.
Christy Turlington and Katie Couric look gorgeous.
Ronan Farrow always looks so devious, lol.
I agree with your comments about Carrie. It’s a shame too because she is rather pretty.
OH MY GOODNESS, MARTHA—JUST NO!!
Christy T. vs A Digestive Biscuit. Um, I’m going with C T on this one. And FFS, what the hell is Martha Stewart doing serving me ostrich toe covered in gold glitter at this time of day?
Where is the Queen B?
If Christy really wanted to share her excitement for the new Star Wars film she should have included the Leia hair buns. Half-assed cosplay. C-
Carrie always looks like a well kept 45 year old yummy mummy type
Christy is still glorious to look at
Mmmmmm Ronan Farrow…mmmmmm
QQ, what are your thoughts on Martha’s emsble? 😉
Im Contractually obligated to never say bad Things about my girl Msteezle. and so I cant… Martha Stewart stan Fo Life
It may celebrate the 100 most influential, but it looks like they let just about anybody in.
The names on the list are as big a joke as what Martha is wearing. If you are influenced by any A$$ Hole celebrity you need help.
Amy has the best makeup.
Carrie is painting by numbers on her face…WTW?
I like Christy and Katie’s dresses the best.
I wish I could unsee Martha Stewart.
Oh Martha…..
Ronan looks freaky here. I love the guy, but he looks like Rosemary’s baby has grown up.
OMG harsh but funny lol, and thanks to the unnecessary remake of that film, the first thing that comes to mind is Halle Berry’s and Zoe’s ugly $5 wig.
Holy shrieking demon baby! So, I go back to look at Ronan, cause the first time round, I just looked at the women. And Gran’s Glitter Gulch( because you CANNOT look away), and I’m thinking Ronan is the product of Mia Farrow and the devil for real. And I don’t know if I entirely mind…I like the evil that oozed from this ginger Beelzebub. Can he act? Cause someone needs to put that look onscreen, even if it’s just a Lifetime movie.
He looks completely creepy in that picture! I am sure it is just the angle, but how sinister does he look?
*crying*
Whew, I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t the only one getting serial killer vibes from this picture. And they say pictures can’t steal souls. >_>
padma!
+1
Agree. Except for the shoes.
From the neck up, totally, yes.
But whoever hemmed that dress should be flogged. Looks like someone let their 3 year old take a crack at it. You do NOT turn up 4 inches on a hem like you are making curtains, just… no. Padma, call me. I promise I wouldn’t ever let you leave the house looking like you are wearing a 4-H drapery project.
My roomates cat is named Ronan. Maybe that’s why I think Farrow always looks like a cat. The actual kitty is ginger too. They should plot something together. Preferably something that doesn’t involve scaring the crap out of me at strange hours of the night.
What in Vegas hell, Martha??!!??
Geesh, at least she could have gotten the size that fit!
Ed Burns is so hot. That is all.
There’s something about Ronan Farrow that’s just so…I don’t know, man. I wish he was an actor sometimes. I can totally picture him as some batshit crazy villain.
Christy Turlington is a GODDESS! Not only is she incredibly beautiful and accomplished, she runs a non-profit advocacy organization called Every Mother Counts to increase education and support for maternal mortality reduction globally. She is pure class. I adore her husband too, he’s hot, incredibly smart, funny, and makes great movies. And they have a lovely family. In short, she is who I want to be when I grow up.
Damn, that is one hideously sparkly red carpet. The worst offender, hands down, are those sequin capris. Ronan Farrow looks serial-killer freaky, like he’s sizing you up and wondering what wine to pair with your rib, Hannibal-style.
Ronan F looks creepy here.
I said the same thing.
Has anyone seen Ronan’s show on MSNBC? How is it? I keep hearing the ratings are AWFUL.
I think they cancelled it.
That was nice of Madame Tussauds to send Carrie Underwood’s wax figure since Carrie couldn’t make it.
Turlington Forever. STUNNING
Love Martha’s sense of humor!
Christy!! She was one of the best models of all times (possibly the best since every photog said she was the nicest, sweetest girl) Andy Warhol once said that it was angles & oddities that the camera loved & that the truly beautiful never photographed well because the camera never knew how to handle such beauty…so if you don’t photograph well (I don’t) keep Andy’s saying in your pocket. As I like to say “it’s my story & I’m sticking to it”)
Martha, Martha, Martha………did someone have to follow her around with a vacuum to retrieve all the gold embroidery her chafing left on the carpet?
Ronan Farrow looks creepy in that photo.
Christy looks amazing. That gown is to die for on her. She carries it off with her long lines and stands out from the usual looks you see. She is a true beauty and no face overfilled with filler and botoxed to death.
What happened to Edward’s career? In the beginning of his career, it seemed like he was going to be a triple threat, actor, director, screenplay writer. But I just never hear about him anymore, and his projects seem to fade away after being released or him talking about them the few times I saw him in interviews years ago.
Work it, Martha. I kind of love the Martha we’ve been seeing the past year. She’s loosened up She looks amazing for 72.
I actually like Carrie’s gown, not glittery and sparkly like usual. She’s trying with her hair. It’s softer than usual, not the usual lacquered, layered Real Housewives look. So she’s trying to update her look, but just take the extensions out. But she still keeps wearing the same makeup, and it is so dated. She’s never fresh looking with it. Heavy foundation, heavy eyemakeup circa the 80s.
Major props to Laverne Cox for even showing up after Time kind of screwed her out of actually being on the list. They were foul for that, but she’s handled the situation with nothing but class and grace.
1 Turlington, 2 Farrow, 3 Adams.
As crazy/bad in a good way those sparkly capris are, nothing is worse than that string!!
Christy always and forever.
Love Marthas glitter-gun went crazy outfit.
What happened to padma’s neck? She bugs.
Carrie looks great from head to toe!! She is so gorgeous and can wear anything .. So disagree with all the negative comments about her dress and makeup!!