We spent a lot of time and internet ink back in February and March talking about the situation between Paula Patton and Robin Thicke. Paula seemingly came to her senses at last and told Robin that she was done with his fooling around, his very public wandering eye/dong and his disrespect. For his part, Robin seemed determined to make things right with Paula – he publicly wooed her back, and after a few weeks, it seemed like they were back together and that the separation/divorce was off. Perhaps Paula was keeping him “on notice” or maybe she really wanted to believe that he could change. I don’t know. But I do know that he will never really change. Case in point:
Robin Thicke may still be wearing his ring, but he certainly isn’t acting like a husband who wants his wife back! An insider exclusively reveals to Life & Style that on April 19, the “Blurred Lines” singer invited 10 beauties back to his marital home after a night out at 1Oak nightclub in West Hollywood — and he hooked up with half of them.
“Robin didn’t force anything, but he made it clear he wanted to have sex with everyone there. He was drunk and clearly enjoying himself,” an insider exclusively tells Life & Style in the new issue — on newsstands now.
According to the insider, Robin declared it a “no-pants party” while pouring drinks for his guests, and stripped down to his boxer briefs.
“All of the girls were sitting on his bed; some of them were naked, and he asked each to kiss him on the lips,” another insider dishes to Life & Style.
“He kissed five of them in a row. Eventually most people left, but some stayed behind. It was all uncomfortable to watch.”
I mean… I guess if you’re going to cheat on your wife, you might as well bang five women in one night when you drunkenly declare a “no-pants party.” So, do you believe this? I do. I also think that it’s probably not going to be a huge shock to Paula. Since they “got back together” or whatever, they’ve mostly been in different countries (she’s working in Canada, he’s touring). She knows by now that when the cat’s away, the RAT will play. But here’s my real question: if you were getting drunk with Robin (which could totally happen), would you go home with him and four other girls and then take turns with him? That’s pretty gross, right?
Meanwhile, this week’s Star Mag apparently has a story about about Robin and Paula having a menage a D’OH with a female massage therapist and wouldn’t you know? Robin and the message therapist started banging when Paula wasn’t around.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I would die from alcohol poisoning before I was drunk enough to bed Robin Thicke.
This is such an excellent comment.
*applauds*
I think you have said what we all were thinking.
There’s not enough Lysol on the planet…
I am pretty sure that was the only comment necessary on this thread.
Gross.
I don’t know if that would stop him, dear. This man is on Def-Con 5 Skank Alert. He should call his soulmate (holemate?) Lilo. They could reverse the rotation of the earth if they joined forces and unleashed their junkfunk.
There just isn’t enough beer.
They weren’t and aren’t back together. They were spotted together once and the media made a big deal about it. But haven’t been seen together since forever. This is like Rupert and liberty Ross, been together since they were teenagers and have kids but she will divorce him.
This x1000%!!!
Nice to see him maturing and acting like a gentleman. I can’t imagine why Paula would hesitate to take him back. Such a gem.
I forgot the little sign for snark, but that was snark.
I read the first part of your comment and was like, “who is Goodnames referring to cuz it can’t be this sleaze extraordinaire” Then I sighed with relief when I read the rest of it 🙂
He still can’t put his damn arm down. The springs are broken.
He looks like he’s dechunked a bit… but yep, arms still akimbo.
I know, huh?
Such a gentleman, this Robin Thicke.
NOT.
Seems like something he would do
I’d rather have my stomach pumped at hospital for alcohol poisoning. There isn’t enough gin in the world.
Wow, and he’s trying to woo her back? Imagine if he didn’t give a f*ck about anyone but himself?
I didn’t miss the lack of him in the press the last month or two.
He is so gross and such a disappointment.
What a nightmare clusterf**k of microbes his junk must be. Wouldn’t touch it with a pair of tongs.
Oh my god, I’m laughing so hard 😂
LMAO
This greasy ass T-Shirt To The Beach Hyper hydrosis Poster child is having waaayyy too much pussoir for his station in life and the looks department…. Paula would do well to quit them drowsy pills, her agent, her stylist and Him… Send them all packing with the quickness
Every time I see that cheezeball grin of his I want to wipe it off with the rag I use to clean the kitty litter pan.
He just looks like a walking STD.
the CDC should get on this. he’s probably patient zero for some antibiotic-resistant strains of STDs.
Hahaha- patient zero.
If it wasnt for all of his deperate public pleas we had to continually hear about, I would probably give a F#$K…If any part of this is true, Well, even if it’s not…just go away. Does anyone really care anymore? I’m not sure if we did in the first place. LoL… SMH…just smh.
dirty dong.
the fact that there are women that willingly get with these kind of men is pathetic. so filthy. smh
This man disgusts me to no end. I want to feel bad for Paula, but nope. It seems like she was ok with the sketchiness until he became famous enough for magazines/blogs to take notice. She should have went “hell hath no fury” the first time around, and used that public sympathy for her career. When she leaves him, and trust me, she’s not going to want to look complicit in his sloppy antics, especially after blurred lines stops getting play so she will, people are not going to care and whatever divorce/scorned woman career boost that she could have gotten is just not going to be there.
He is revolting.
Ugh I accidentally clicked this thread. This guy is so gross. I don’t even feel like talking about him.
I dont’ beleive their marriage is real or ever was. I think it’s one of the Hollywood contractual business arrangements where it does them both good to have someone popular to take to events, have a pretend family with and we all know two rich people are more powerful together than they are separately. I still think she’s closeted and the kids may be wanted and loved, but they provide the smoke screen she needs to perpetuate her straight image. She knew he was creeper when she married him. She doesn’t really care so long as he doesn’t make her look foolish such as the arse-grap, fingering pic. He went too far with that one and it got out. But by-and-large, I think they totally have an open marriage.
His douchness is showing strong and I no longer care for Thicke the way I used to. That being said Robin and Paula have been together before either one of them were famous. They were HS sweethearts.
I think you make some very interesting points, JenniferJustice.
I’m getting used to the fact that he’s clearly not the guy I once thought he was…..back a few years ago, I used to think he was a good guy, with a great wife, and I loved his voice and R&B tunes….but today, wow, he seems like a HUGE disappointment and quite the opposite of how I pictured him. Recently, I saw his dad on TV promoting his new show……however, I was totally surprised that his dad seemed quite the sleezy one. Growing up with that man, I can (in part) see why Robin turned out the way he did. Robin is totally grossing me out by his behavior. It just shows a real lack of maturity.