Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan in London over the weekend. She was with a “male companion” and they went to a late dinner at C London. As you can see, LL looks… strung out. It’s bad. LL made sure to pose for the cameras, which is weird because many people thought/theorized that LL was trying to be undercover in London. A few days ago, she tweeted about being in New York… but she was in London. To be fair to her, she was probably cracked out of her skull and didn’t even know what city she was in. Or was she trying to throw Oprah off the crack scent?
That Lindsay Lohan is a sneaky one. You might have missed her creeping out of London nightclubs last week – because that’s exactly what she was hoping for. The actress (and singer, but we’ll get to that later) is desperately trying to conceal her wild partying from friend and mentor Oprah Winfrey.
The chat-show queen offered the Mean Girls star a lifeline by offering her a series on her US TV channel OWN. Having chronicled her cleaning up her act on her show, Oprah then made Linds promise not to slip back into the bad old habits that have put her in rehab no fewer than six times. So cunningly attempting to cover up last week’s partying in the capital, Lindsay, 27, tweeted that she was holed up in her New York apartment, writing: “In New York, missing London.”
Somehow, however, the little minx managed a couple of early morning finishes at Soho’s Box club and trendy haunt the Chiltern Firehouse. Where she was snapped sporting this fetching bag over her face.
I’m told: “Lindsay is desperate to keep up appearances and while she isn’t behaving all that badly, she knows Oprah will be furious to see her leaving clubs at 4am. It goes against the image she is trying to portray and Oprah wants her to focus on becoming that happy, healthy person.” My mole goes on: “Lindsay did everything in her power to stop Oprah finding out, including wrapping things around her face so she couldn’t be recognised and claiming she was in NY. She has since flown home though.”
Meanwhile I can reveal that Lindsay’s main reason for being on UK soil – apart from our good clubs of course – is that she’s recording another album. My source adds: “Lindsay was in and out of the studio throughout her stay in London. She knows she will probably never be taken seriously as an actress in Hollywood so she’s trying to focus on reviving her music career.”
The Mirror reminded us that there was gossip last year that LL was trying to get Jamie Hince (Kate Moss’s husband) to work on an album together, but now LL is “on the hunt for a hip-hop artist to do a guest verse for her single.” Lord. This is just… pathetic. Also: I just don’t believe Oprah cares at this point. Right? Oprah gave her a chance and LL cracked all over it. Oprah’s burned that bridge.
Oh, and Radar has a story about LL using the “miscarriage” story as an excuse in an attempt to get out of the ongoing (and neverending) lawsuit about her sad leggings line from years ago. You can read the story here.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I wish she’d stop with the tired “blowing kisses to the camera” shot. She looks even more strung out when she does it and it doesn’t reinforce the idea that she is a celebrity – which is the only reason I can think of that she does it. It’s driving me crazy. I don’t even read the stories, I only click to see if she did the blowing kisses pose again. Yup, always.
It’s neck and neck with the finger in the mouth pose.
With deuces coming in right behind. If I see someone flash that sign one more time, I’m going to make another mimosa.
SHe thinks it makes her look like Marilyn Monroe. I’d bet anything.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
That’s how you know Lindsay is strung out and on some kind of substance – she blows a kiss to the camera and/or has her finer in her mouth. The finger in the mouth is a sure sign she’s using.
She’s venturing into Chicken Cutlets territory with that pose.
London is my favourite city, it pains me to see this Crackhead being embarrassing there.
It’s a beautiful place, completely undeserving of this mess of a human being.
Is her bloated chin a permanent thing? That’s what makes her look worse to me. That third photo…. man.
Her whole face looks bloated now. I can’t even begin to guess how much substance abuse is required to make that happen.
The miscarriage excuse makes me see red. Now she’s using it in court. Don’t you get in trouble when you lie in court? Not Lindsay.
No hope for her. Just can’t see her living without drugs, drinks, lies, and drama. What a shame to get clean and throw it all away.
BTW her biggest problem is NOT Oprah!
She’s a mess.
I have a hard time believing that she was recording; if she were in London doing legitimate work, she would’ve called the paps out to take pics. The only pics anyone printed of her in London were of her stumbling into and out of clubs in the wee hours.
Beyond that, that voice of hers…who is going to want to record or listen to that? It’s painful. Does Death need someone to do his voiceovers?
More than ever I think the miscarriage story was BS. Oprah’s silence is overwhelming evidence to me that those closest to the situation don’t buy it at all. No “we were saddened to hear…” statement? No follow up since? Oprah is staying quiet for the sake of foreign broadcast sales but I think at some point she is going to speak her mind on her “mentee”.
No use even commenting on LL at this point. All I can say is I wish people would stop calling women “little minx”. It just seems so derogatory. I see it on a lot of celeb blogs. It’s so odd and dismissive.
“Little weasel” would work, and it’s gender-neutral.
True, but it seems really unfair to weasels.
Dear Lindsay,
Please get some help. And then go away.
Love, THE ENTIRE WORLD
She always looks so dirty to me
Lindsay will probably end up like Courtney Love. Someone who spends their whole life effed up with moments of lucidity.
Her duck lips look painful.
LL singing?? She can barely talk with all the cigs, booze and drugs she does. Her voice is starting to sound like Harvey Fierstein’s!
I doubt that Oprah cares what LL does at this point. Both the show & all promotional appearances are complete. Oprah is done dealing with her messes.
Oprah & her team never gave LL one word of support about the miscarriage after the last episode. IMHO, the silence speaks volumes about Oprah’s opinion regarding Lindsay.
Can the court legally make her show confidential medical records. While I am 100% convinced she was lying. I would venture to guess some shithead PR person told her to say that knowing they couldn’t just crack open her medical files legally to prove it. Not without a court order and I don’t think a judge would waste the court’s time and money to prove something like that.
And agree with you all, the blowing kisses is disgusting and she thinks she is the reincarnate of Marilyn Monroe. She is just a crack head. She is 28 this summer pushing 30. Her career is over.
If her attorney used the excuse that she had a miscarriage then yes, during the discovery phase the opposing side can and will subpoena her medical records.
However, I believe that they would stay private unless perjury became an issue and lied-about medical records were then part of the court case, but I may be wrong on this last bit.
Oprah done washed her hands of Lindsay once Oprah realized she/her network couldn’t profit off of Lindsay.
Also, I thought everyone knew Oprah only cares about Oprah?
Totally agree. Oprah saw this as a win/win for herself. This was all about getting ratings. She figured that she would be seen as a saviour if she was instrumental in putting Lindsay back on the right path. If Lindsay screwed up, at least it would still be ratings gold. As it was, the ratings were crap and Lindsay made Oprah look foolish. I’m sure there’s the desire to give Lindsay a piece of her mind, but beyond that Oprah’s moved on.
My goodness, she’s trying to get a lot of mileage from the miscarriage lie.
Music career? She was in a teen movie where she was playing a character who could sing. She can’t sing in real life, they just take her voice as the basis and from then on it’s all electronic fiction. They could make me sound like an opera singer with the same programming. Disney does this all the time with their non-singing kid actors, to make more money off them by getting fans of the show to spend money on CDs and mp3s. Anyway- just more evidence that her delusions started early. She really can’t tell the difference between a character she plays and her real self.
Wow. If you want to know how irrelevant The Cracken has become, just look at CB. Girl drops to the bottom instantly.
Wow is it just me or is she barely recognisable from her mean girl days? I honestly thought it was some random on the street with red hair looking wasted, I had to look twice to realise it was her. Long gone are the sparkling eyes and smooth skin the perfect manicure. Now she looks aged beyond her years the hair is stringy the eyes are dull her skin is wrinkled and her hands look like that of a 50 year old I really feel sorry for her as she can’t seem to be helped or doesn’t want to I was sorta hoping she would turn her life around and surprise us all, I guess I was wrong she use to be a really talented actress with the world at her feet.
She thinks she’s a sex bomb.
Which makes this pic extra funny.http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/mixmaster/michael-musto-as-lindsay-lohan-as-marilyn-monroe_vvm.jpg
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