Justin Bieber has been getting papped a lot lately. Usually when that happens, he’s about to get into more trouble. I’m on high swag alert to see what he’ll do next. Maybe his team has finally wised up. We’ll see. Bieber’s been stalking LA for days. He spent Mother’s Day with his mom Patti Mallette. They sat courtside at a Clippers game, and Bieber was booed by the crowd when his face popped up on the jumbotron.

Bieber went horseback riding yesterday. He posted some tiny photos on his
Instagram page with captions like “Is that young Indiana Jones. #skintightpants #igottachill” and “pure bread stallion” (which he later corrected – too bad, I like bread). The best part about Swaggy’s dude ranch adventure is that he was chilling with his ear buds like a normal person. Then he noticed the paparazzi and ripped his shirt off for their benefit. What a generous guy.

Bieber’s also spent his downtime riding on skateboards and holding onto cars. He got papped trying to look like a stuntman. His tiny hiney was hanging out of his jeans, and he gripped the side of a van like it was going warp speed. TMZ posted another video that reveals the van was driving no faster than 7 mph. Ooh, snap.

Here’s Bieber outside the Four Seasons Hotel trying to pull a Michael Jackson pose. Of course.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN & Justin Bieber on Instagram