I wasn’t joking the other day about needing brain bleach after writing about Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s sex life. The post ended with Dean justifying his Canadian cheating adventure because Tori wouldn’t sleep with him right before he hopped on the airplane. Tori was indignant and said she’d been doing things she’d never done for two whole weeks just to make Dean happy in the sack. I hated imagining what those “things” could possibly be.
The gross-out factor will be even worse before this story is over. A new story in this week’s Life & Style sounds far-fetched, but we must remember that most tabloid stories about this couple have been leaked by Team Tori. The newest wrinkle in the narrative — because Tori can’t have you losing interest while her latest reality show plays on Lifetime — is that Tori and Dean used to sex other couples. They were partner swappers, swingers, or whatever you want to call the practice. I call it gross. No disrespect to those of you who swing and enjoy it, but I don’t enjoy visualizing these two doing the deed:
Ever since Dean McDermott’s affair, Tori Spelling has played the victim, but it turns out, she’s not so innocent!
An insider exclusively tells Life & Style Tori is no angel herself — and in fact, the married couple “were into swapping partners!”
The insider details an incident that went down at a pool party Dean and Tori threw a few years back. According to the source, the couple were knocking back drinks and, after calling Tori the love of his life, Dean proceeded to offer her, um, services to his friend!
“He said, ‘Try her!’ and proceeded to push Tori onto his friend’s lap,” the insider reveals to Life & Style.
Not that Tori resisted. Instead, according to the insider, she eagerly tried to kiss Dean’s friend — who was so mortified, he fled the party!
[From Life & Style]
God. I’m envisioning Dean dressed up as Alan Cumming’s character from Cabaret and chirping, “Try her!” That line is fine coming from Alan, but ….. vom. Let’s move onto more Tori tidbits. Please.
* Dean tried to get romantic on the newest episode of True Tori. This was after he told a member of the film crew, “I don’t know dude, I don’t know if I want to be in this marriage anymore.” Dean got over it and bought Tori some “personal lubricant massage oil.” Tori was all offended that he bought her lube, and Dean tried to tell her that it was for her feet. Riiight.
* Tori and Dean are on the verge of yet another rough patch. He’s flown to Toronto for two months to film another season of Chopped Canada. That’s good news because Daddy finally has a job again. Of course Tori is all worried that Dean will “cheat” with another Canadian random or fall into the arms of “Emily Goodhand” again. Then Tori would be faced with faking yet another cheating scandal. You people don’t appreciate how hard it was to set this whole thing up. Have some respect.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News & WENN
The guy finally has a gig. How could any of them think this show is a good idea for that gig, Dean and Tori laying out their gross private life for money. I don’t necessarily believe this story at all. The rest on the show is enough and TMI. No one cares no wants to hear it.
I would think the other couple was REALLY disappointed as well
LOL!! *the dog looks up*
Keep it up guys, you’re starting to make the Kardashians look classy.
^this.
This!!!
Hahahahaha, i LOVE to agree!!
She’s channeling Cousin It in the hat and sunglasses
Wow, am I sorry I clicked on this one.. I’m gonna go find Agent J and make him blind me with the flashy thing.
Oooh! I need blinding too.
But really, this guy is such a turd. Not that I feel bad for her but still, how big of a douchenozzle can you be? I see NO redeeming qualities to this guy. ZERO.
Blue Marie…send him my way when you’re done.
Awesome, have been looking for diet motivation! Every time I want junk food, I’m going to think about Dean and Tori partner swapping. Beach body here I come 😀
Haha. Me too.
Do Tori and Dean even think about their children ? The older ones are probably already being teased about this at school. Plus this will be available for them to read about on the internet forever.
Tori and Dean only care about two things: money and themselves. Wish they cared about the children as much
I know. Poor kids. 🙁
This is the part that bugs me. If there were no children, then let them be gross and ridiculous. Yet there are half a dozen children involved (including his son from his first marriage and the child Mary Jo adopted, who could also be exposed to the embarrassing fallout).
UUggghhh! These people!
You know, I think we’re supposed to be on Tori’s side during this show… but I end up feeling bad for Dean after every episode! Tori is just nuts. She really rails on him for getting their kid’s hair cut – seriously? Hair cut. And you can tell at times that she’s going into territory that wasn’t “agreed upon” before they started filming, because Dean keeps looking to production for his line, lol!
Obviously, the guy’s a douchebag, but he’s coming off as the more sympathetic character here.
Not letting him off the hook. Consenting adults. But I’m in total agreement with the “While you two crazy narcissists are so busy screaming for attention, maybe a moment’s break to think about the four future adults you are screwing over is in order” contingent.
GiGi, i think you meant “terriTori”. Sorry guys i had to:)!
These people are so unbelievably disgusting, I couldn’t get past the headline.
They are both so physically repulsive to me. Anyone who’d consider swapping with them would have to have pretty low standards. They are such complete a-holes for doing this to their kids. Including his older son, there are five kids who are not being protected or considered at all, so that they can exploit their pathetic and sordid personal problems. I don’t feel sorry for Tori at all as she treated her ex and his ex deplorably and gloated about stealing her soulmate from his wife and kids. He’s just completely disgusting in every way. Those poor, poor children. They are going to be so screwed up.
Well done @Deanne. With that being said…I really loathe his whole look, yet I clicked on this link. It’s like cleaning a slow drain, you don’t want to look, but you need to know the size of the hair clump blocking the pipe. His clothes are ill fitting, colors all wrong and he wears flip flops everywhere! Every time it see his big toes, my stomach flips, and not in a good way.
I know. I hate feet in general, but his feet take the cake and he always has chipped nail polish on them. Unless they are at a beach, I really dislike flip flops on men. His clothes and body have an unwashed quality about them that makes me want to gag. A sex addict who doesn’t shower daily. Vomit.
not enough bleach in the world between this and my work today (looking at pics of “acne” the size of a child’s fist, FFS).
i feel bad for their kids. i wish these two would think of what the kids will read and hear, and just STFU.
Tell whomever to use Vicks Vapo Rub on that huge acne. It works!
oh, wow, interesting. (sadly, i can’t communicate with the person, it’s a claim i’m working on.)
Really does that work?
Ew.
“She’s not so innocent” … “Tori is no angel herself”
Let’s not forget that Tori cheated on her first husband with Dean. So no, she is not some innocent victim. She is just like Dean.
I don’t even know what to say about this f*ckery. Water seeks is own level, I guess. Mary No Eustace is somewhere feeling vindicated right now.
Every time I read an article about these two it’s about there sex life and I have a really good Visal imagination. So eeeww!!
I’m imagining Gollum mounting a big hairy mold of jello, Precious.
^^Perfect!
I just laughed so hard I snorted!
When you find that brain bleach, save me some. Ugh.
These two are clearly back in synch – look, his shorts match her sandals!!! I’m going to focus on the clothes to avoid thinking about the “other.” JUST THE CLOTHES, MA’AM.
These two try-hards are going to go the way of Tara Reid – Hollywood pariahs. Please hurry up. The sooner you go away, the better off the kids (hopefully) will be.
I know there have been rumors that the affair was a story line made up by Tori and Dean to give them a platform for the show. While I don’t think that’s an entirely impossible scenario for these two, I have to say that neither one of them are good enough actors to pull off the emotions seen on the show (yes, I’m watching – no, you shouldn’t judge me). Her intro monologue was ridiculously rehearsed and seemed very fake, but the rest of the more candid footage is pretty raw and I think real….or as real as reality television gets.
All I’ve seen are clips of this show on T.V. and I have to say those clips alone make me sad and very uncomfortable .
I can’t believe Donna Martin turned into this.
No mother in her right mind would voluntarily put her kids through what Tori is doing with this reality show. I am sorry but their oldest children look miserable in almost every scene. She made such a big deal about Liam seeing a story of her and Dean on a magazine cover, yet she is willingly taking away every inch of privacy of her kids’ life and they can not even defend themselves.
For me this is a case of (mental, emotional, psychological) violence against children.
Is this stuff for real? What the hell. SICK
I have been watching this AMAZING TRAINWRECK (don’t judge) and I can’t stand either of these asshats!!! Tori is a complete and total passive aggressive pushover crybaby, and Dean is physically disgusting, repulsive, and selfish in every possible way. I CANNOT LOOK AWAY. LOL.
But seriously, this show sends a message about sexual compatibility-if you’re freaky, and your partner IS NOT, it’s likely not going to work. You can’t force someone to be freaky if they’re not made that way, and you as the freak will never be satisfied. This is so important in relationships. I will never understand people that try to suppress their freakiness or find an outlet outside the relationship-you should find someone who WANTS to be freaky with you! We’re out here! (NOT SAYING I WOULD GET FREAKY WITH DEAN BECAUSE EW OMG NO.)
Yep, all of that. I’m always amazed at people who believe that putting on a wedding ring will somehow be a bedroom cure-all.
I like how she chalks up Dean’s friends reaction as embarrassment rather than possibly complete repulsion. Let’s face it, her face is a plastic surgery disaster and that one malformed bewb….no guy would be enthusiastic about that jumping on their lap and trying to French them. Yuck!
Rofl!
Tori was offended that her own husband bought her lube? Not that I want to know about what this couple does in the sack either, but eesh. Looks like the story they’re attempting to spin is that he’s constantly obsessing over sex and she’s a prude. Yuck on both counts.
Somewhere, Tori’s ex-husband is giggling uncontrollably and enjoying his life
these 2 are truly disgusting. Him for cheating (and being fortunate enough to find woman who would even want to want to go to bed with his nasty ass) and Her for putting this fiasco out there for all of the world to see (which includes their kids.) Is anything the 2 of them won’t do for money?
I think the “special” thing was the one thing most women refuse to do and probably why Tori was pissed when Dean presented her with the “Lavender Massage Oil” that was really “ASS-troglide”. Tori is embarrassed because she has been doing sexual things to please her husband that she wasn’t into and then he cheated anyway. That’s why she said she could never please him. He likes risk taking and gets easily bored. He left his wife for Tori without batting an eye. He showed Zero remorse then. This is what she is dealing with.