Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about in Paris yesterday. Kim’s jeans are… well… wow. THAT is what it means to be “poured into” something. How can she even breathe? I don’t even know what’s happening with the coordinating denim between them. Weird. It’s so… Justin & Britney. Well, that’s one way to look like gauche Americans in Paris.
I’m not even going to detail their day’s itinerary because really, who cares? They were in and out of hotels, apartments, cars, whatever, and the paparazzi followed them everywhere, I guess hoping for a clue as to their wedding locale. Here’s one thing I’ll mention: they did stop for ice cream. Because, truly, I’ve always felt that Kanye prefers Kim a little bit thicker. He loves buying her ice cream and all kinds of decadent food. He’s trying to fatten her up before the wedding.
As for the wedding… Jesus, I really don’t even know. I understand that the media outlets and the paparazzi are obsessed with finding out the details so that we can have photos, but I have faith that when the wedding day finally comes (reportedly it’s this weekend, Memorial Day weekend), we’ll know. Kim will probably tell us. She’ll probably make sure we have plenty of photos too. So, what are the latest rumors? I don’t even know. Last week it was Florence, but I feel pretty confident that the wedding will be in Paris or somewhere close to Paris. E! News says it might even be Versailles after all. I doubt it, but sure.
Do you want some food details? I always enjoy the food details. When they ate at the Hotel Costes, Kim had: “Penne Butter, Salade Artichoke and asparagus, and drank Darjeeling tea with honey.” Kanye had: “Paillard de poulet bio dore minute curry and chutney, and drank wine Saint Emilion Angelus.” Nice. I’m surprised Kim is doing carbs, but Kanye must have encouraged her to eat.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
She needs to burn those things.
You know even Kanye is looking at her ass going, “What the hell is IN that thing???”
and it’s NOT a size 4
Another poster on here said it best (can’t remember who, sorry): She dresses like a video vixen that actually got the ring.
I dislike the back of the shirt with the über tight jeans. That shirt plus a cute striped skirt yes. Love the heels but have no idea how she managed on those cobblestones, switch those for cute flats.
Kanye’s outfit… Can’t fix that. I cannot get behind jean jackets. They are my fashion Achilles hatred.
I Can’t wait for the 25 may … everything will be done. It’s going to be the worst week in the gossip world for this week. I hope a lot and lot of peaople will be sooooooooooo fed up of them .. something will happen after that. i CAN’T anymore
Either that or they’ll kill us all by saying that the 24th was actually only the pre-wedding and they’ll do another one at the Mussée de Louvre or something like that …
@ Snazzy – or they’ll have one in every city. The Kim & Kanye European Wedding Tour!
I’ve read that this will not be a legally binding marriage, and that their pre-nup isn’t finished. Is that true?
I read something similar, but that they will be officially married and that will be the ceremony.
Lots of couples have the ceremony and do the paperwork weeks before or weeks after the event.
And that article seemed like they were just making up headlines for drama.
I wouldn’t doubt there’s a lot of wealth and assets to cover though.
I usually despise the childish bullying and hate these threads bring so I won’t be returning.
Take this with a grain of salt, but I think it was TMZ that said the pre-nup wasn’t signed because Kanye changed management to Jay Z’s (whatever it’s called) and the new management wasn’t up to speed yet. The pre-nup was supposedly finished a couple months ago and why it wasn’t signed then is all speculation.
If the Kardashians had a their own plane company would it be called Air Farce One?
I still can’t believe they’ll get married 200 meters from where I live. I just hope they won’t cause any trouble with security and blocking roads because I’m pissed already.
That ass in those jeans is ridicolous. She can diet all she wants but to remove that she needs a surgeon. That ass has its own zip code by now.
Paola! I feel your pain. Where in Firenze do you live?
Not far from Porta Romana.. near Piazzale Michelangelo. Poor us..
WOW! I was in Florence just yesterday to run the DeejayTen, I probably ran past your house! My boyfriend lives in Prato and we have friends in Florence so I get to be there quite often 🙂
i was running the Deejay Ten too!!! I was a bit disappointed though.. it wasn’t 10k but only 8.5!! I’ve done it 3 years in a row and this year they changed the final part and the arrival on the Lungarni. ahaha that’s funny we probably met and we didn’t know it!!
OMG! I am so excited about finding an Italian cele-bitch! 😀 Shoot me an email! ciottolinagrr@yahoo.it!
we are working miracles. amazing how small this world is!
How dare they defile my favourite city in the world with their steeze!? Firenze will recover, but it will need a spiritual cleansing after they leave!
What carbs did she have?
PENNE=PASTA
Just googled it and penne butter is penne pasta with a butter sauce on it (wanted to make sure I was right about penne being a type of pasta). There are your carbs.
Is butter a carb?
Butter is a fat.
Honey.
The veggies are carbs as well, just low glycemic.
It’s that ass. Her top looks fine (although is she wearing a bodysuit circa 1993???). Her thighs don’t look like they’re about to burst through. But her ass is making those jeans WORK. Those seams must be sewn up with dental floss. There’s no other explanation for why the seams haven’t split yet.
With all the money she has, she could have her jeans custom made and look so much better.
those jeans must be tailored. she gets one size for her butt and one size for her front. then the two pairs are separated and sewn together to make a franken-pair to fit her massive ass.
I had a shirt like Kanye has…..in the 70’s. As for Kim, I’m at a total loss.
Her face is looking more plastic every padding day. That’s all I’m getting from these photos.
If you look at the Daily Mail they have more pictures.How can two people that supposedly love each other and getting married look so miserable?Yes she look’s very plastic and fake.She never smiles anymore.I could make a joke and say it is because of her fillers but I don’t think that is true.I think she has to save face a marry him.It might last a few years and that is about it.
I think she doesn’t smile because she doesn’t like her smiling face.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/definitive-proof-that-kim-kardashian-too-cool-smile
so true!
Ugh! When will this farce be over?
This must be what natural childbirth is like. I am screaming inside of my brain at this point-“Get it over with, please!! Make it go away!!” Oh, the pain of his outfit makes me want an epidural. And she has probably squeezed her lady parts into submission. She may not need birth control. The tightness of the jeans should do it.
Aside from the skin tight jeans, I think Kim looks pretty good here.
God help me but
I think this is the best I have ever seen her look.
I love the lighters tight jeans and I love a nice white shirt.
Ugh. I have officially jumped the shark :-/
J on J never looks good, even if you’re a “fashion forward” rap star wearing Gucci/Versace/LV whatever jeans.
and go ahead and shoot me now, but I think KK actually looks good here. from the front, anyway…that backless bodysuit is a big NO.
She looks really pretty lately.
Yup. This feels clean fresh and simple. And I like it.
Ugh.
With all that money and she still looks so budget. I would say ghetto but that would be insulting to the real ghetto.
So is the circle print worn through his pocket from chewing tobacco or a giant condom?
That would be the snuff. Ex used to chew and always had that print, but usually in his back pocket.
is kanye doing a canadian tuxedo? oh, kanye…
Denim on denim/double denim is actually very on-trend right now.
doesn’t make it right.
@doofus – LOL, no, nothing makes denim-on-denim right.
Ooof. I’d love to see her walking on that cobblestone in those heels. Media-whoring and wedding weirdness aside, I think she looks great here.
I would LOVE to know what his apartment looks like in Paris.
For all the money she spent on that ass, you’d think it’d look a lot less saggy. I mean…dang…who wants to look like there’s a full stinky diaper in their pants every single time they step out of the house.
Ugh. I just really, really hope that they don’t marry at Versailles. The French history nerd in me is just so appalled by the idea.
Really? You don’t think it’s rather fitting? The final residence of another married couple whose cause of death was their own corruption, self-obsession and flagrant decadence in the face of a public left wanting? Marie Antoinette would be proud! I bet Kim has a fake Walmart out the back of her new house she frolics around and imagines what it would be like to be a peasant.
But Marie Antoinette wasn’t a glorified porn star.
They cannot marry at Versailles as a rep has confirmed this – see Daily Mail. They will tour the palace the day before they marry. Money can never buy class.
Gawd…dat ass!
She loves wearing these skin tight light blue jeans in Paris. I don’t get it. What about these screams Paris to her?! She also needs to STOP with the cutting off the bottom of her jeans. Get them hemmed for God’s sake.
I do think her body looks good, but those jeans are way too form fitting.
I bet they went to Bertillion, best ice cream in Paris. Yum.
What sort of bra is she wearing under that top? Defies gravity.
They didn’t go to Bertillion. They went to Haagen Daz of all places.
SERIOUSLY?!? Final nail in the coffin. I had hoped they at least had good taste in food.
Ugh, they may as well have gone to McDonalds for dinner after that. What a waste.
I can’t even fathom how she got that ass into those jeans. Does she lie down on the bed and have someone behind her pulling them up inch by inch?
She oils up first before putting them on.
They’re body language says it all. How do you not touch each other… Ever! Huh?! They’re relationship is all hype for this wedding because clearly they don’t care about their child…… Oh ya that thing. Kim and kanye are just entertaining themselves with a wedding and redoing a house and when it’s done and they’re settled he’ll be on to the next… He’s never going to be home with her because she seems ANNOYING AS F@#%!!
The latest gossip on these two is Kimye is asking their guests to pay for their plane tickets and hotel rooms for the wedding. If these two can shell out $400,000 for the location of the wedding, they could at least spring for half the cost. it’s really obscene because Kanye’s family is not wealthy.
Her body is so bang’n. That is all.
I would feel so incredibly physically uncomfortable/naked in that level of tight! HORRIBLE.