Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian arriving in LA on Sunday following her honeymoon in Ireland and Prague. Kim arrived alone. Or, rather, she arrived without Kanye West, but I think she has some bodyguards or something. Now that she’s no longer the bride, Kim is in all-black of course. Mourning. Or maybe she’s just depressed because her honeymoon was awful, at least according to The Daily Mail.
It seems that the pair’s trip to Ireland may have gone awry, as sources say they were seldom seen smiling or showing any signs of affection. Insiders claim the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was disappointed by her new husband’s idea of the perfect honeymoon in rainy, Ireland and was hoping for a more glam holiday to match her fabulous Italian wedding and chic pre-wedding festivities in France.
Kim was allegedly so bored during the couple’s five-night stay that she begged Kanye to leave early, even skipping a pre-planned, one day stop in Dublin. ‘I’ve already seen Dublin,’ she moaned. ‘Can’t we just fly back to the continent!?’
Kim reportedly fell in love with Ireland in 2012, when the Chicago-native was on tour, and even flew in to surprise him for his 35th birthday. So the Bound 2 hitmaker thought he had made a romantic gesture by planning the trip there and was additionally encouraged by Kim’s mum Kris Jenner, who honeymooned there with Bruce Jenner in 1991. But Kanye appears to skipped the country’s special spots which would have made for a more memorable holiday.
‘How the couple ended up in gloomy Portlaoise, is a mystery to me,’ says an Irish source. ‘It consists of flat midlands, working class villages and very little to write home about in the way of touristy sights. Not only did they skip the touristy stuff, they also spent an entire afternoon riding mountain bikes on the muddy and treacherous trails in the Ballyhoura Mountains north of Cork. And that couldn’t have been very romantic, not with two assistants and two bodyguards in tow!’
A source says that by day four, Kim was so bored with her ho-hum honeymoon that she begged Kanye to fly to Prague, Czech Republic a day early so they could attend a festive Friday night rehearsal party, as well as the Saturday wedding of Kanye’s personal stylist, Renelou Padera.
‘Kim’s idea of fun is getting dressed up and going to some great restaurants, and shopping till she drops in some of Europe’s most posh boutiques,’ adds the source. ‘Not roughing it in the country. Once they landed in Prague, and Kim had a chance to get decked out in her finest again, she seemed a lot more content.’
Some of you pointed out that Kim and Kanye went out to a movie while they were in Ireland too, although… I don’t know, if I’m on vacation or trying to relax a bit, I would go see a movie regardless of whether it’s a “bad sign” for one’s honeymoon. I would probably bring a few good books too, but that’s just me. But I do believe Kim was probably bored in Ireland and she probably couldn’t wait to arrive in Prague for some proper shopping. This is a bad omen, Yeezington.
Oh, but yesterday Kim did tweet this:
Had the best most relaxing romantic honeymoon in Ireland & Prague! Missed my baby girl so much! Excited to be home to squeeze her so tight!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 2, 2014
Since she bothered to deny it, you know it’s true.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I love the made up quotes from sources who apparently hide in the closet while celebrities have private conversations in their own homes.
You mean like maids, waiters, hotel staff, other guests and people in the movie theatre? Those made-up people? Crew filming everything to splice into KUWTK and the future divorce case? Those made-up people too? 🙂
Do you seriously think Kim K would say something like ‘Can’t we just fly back to the continent!?’ Come on. 😉
Don’t forget the sources may sometimes be the celebrity themselves, or at least their press people.
But I am still getting a good chuckle over thinking of someone hiding behind a closed door or crouching behind a couch, furiously writing down whatever a celebrity is saying.
I think we can all agree there is no way Kim actually said the words “fly back to the continent.” First, saying “continent” is far too European for our beloved LA gal. Second, “continent” has way too many syllables.
I think in “real” stories, they report that X person overheard Y celebrity at a restaurant. Tabloid writers admit that they make up quotes all the time to add spice to a story that may be true in a broad sense. It is basically a creative writing exercise. I think of so many stories reporting word-for-word some phone conversation that Jen had with Brad, and how Angelina got mad or whatever. Perhaps there was a bodyguard listening on another extension, but clearly most of these types of quotes are fabricated.
Maybe it was from the assistants and bodyguards they brought on their honeymoon. No kid, but assistants? Are they unable to vacation without help?
Bringing assistants and bodyguards on a honeymoon is eye-rolling stupid in their case. Do they fear they’re going to be accosted while mountain-biking on a muddy trail?
This is narcissism, done to show off, as they do everything.
sounds like a quote from a foreigner that overheard her complaining and whining, probably a maid or a concierge..not everyone likes them and I am sure they enjoyed spilling the tea.
they quoted in their vernacular.
I get what you’re saying, I’ve thought that as well! (Exclamation point!)
‘Sources say they were seldom seen smiling or showing any signs of affection.’
Um, is this something new? They NEVER smile or show affection, why start now? Of course she was bored on her fake honeymoon, after her big fat fake wedding. Maybe all this fake foolery is too much, even for her. Imagine.
Well ya’ll know that area is not conducive to her Tooting up her fake ass in tiny bikinis so I see how this could be detrimental to her happiness
You slay me! ROTFLMFAO
True. I do hope someone has photos of the muddy mountain bike trip. I’m now having visuals of her waltzing down a lovely street in a bikini AND a muddy mess of a biking trip.
QQ – seriously, your comments are spot on, every. single. time.
Bloody hilarious, dry, pithy, to the point. Well done you!
I live where they went to to cinema. And n9 one cared they were there, beyond a “oh did you hear who was in town?”
Celebs are left alone in Ireland. Even Jay and Beyonce weren’t bothered. They wandered around and were left alone by everyone.
Maybe thats why kim didn’t like it. Not enough attention.
I agree, she probably didn’t like the lack of attention. Now that she’s back in LA, I’m sure she’ll be doing her usual pap stroll on Rodeo drive…or back to the bikini or gym selfies.
That’s so great!!
…and probably so true!
Hubby and I honeymooned in Ireland this past Thanksiving. 5 cities in 8 days. It was wonderful…..christmas markets, lights everywhere. After days of walking and walking we decided to have low-key night and we saw the new Hunger Games movie (like I was going to wait until we were stateside) in Dublin. Worth it! Love the way the irish do things. The concession stand is where you buy your tickets, the theatre snacks are more interesting, the theatres are cleaner. They let you in the theatre only about 15 mins prior to show and have less ads, commercials. The theatre we were in didn’t have center aisles — only aisles on the outside which is nice to not get your view constantly obstructed. Oh and my fave part was they put the bathrooms in the theatre — you walk into a dim verstibule and round the corner to a bright open bathroom…huzzah — in the theatre! The sound of the movie was piped into the bathroom so you could hear what was going on. Genius.
@Chicagogurl I’m glad you had such a nice time while you were here! You should come during the summer too if you get a chance. We do good summers here. Lots of outdoor drinking and the whole place is full of banter.
Ha…I actually remember I was in the cinema seeing Paranormal Activity and I was in the toilet and I was just ya know…doing my thing when this bloodcurdling scream filled the entire bathroom from the film, which caused me to shout out “holy f**king sh*t”…..which is not something you want to shout in a bathroom with other people in. Mortifying.
LMAO, Lizzy!
I always think that too many “!” points are a sign of immaturity.
I hate the overuse of exclamation points. The more I see the less I believe the EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!
I suspect Kim wasn’t getting enough attention from the public on this trip, thus she wanted it over. Also trying to picture her on a mountain bike – it’s not working.
Miss Elaine Marie Benes would disagree, Mr. Jake Jarmel. She would put one here ! and here !
She was probably tired from walking on cobblestone with ridiculously high heels. The things one must endure for international pap strolls.
All she ever does is get dressed up and go shopping. Shouldn’t a honeymoon be different than every other day?
She is so vapid and vain. She didn’t like it there because everybody wasn’t fawning all over her.
I think so too. This must have been more like an ordinary person’s everyday life, not hers. Every step she took in her stilettos wasn’t being gaped at & worshipped, & she isn’t going to tolerate any of that.
Bitching about a trip to lovely Ireland just appalls me.
that’s sort of sad that she was bored on her honeymoon with her husband there. you’d hope that hanging out with your freshly-minted husband would trump shopping and attention-whoring.
I have the feeling that NOTHING trumps attention-whoring in her feeble little mind. And maybe she missed her mommy!
The only thing freshly-minted here is the marriage license.
But when you are on your third husband, it isn’t as exciting.
Especially since they don’t seem to see each very often. Doesn’t he live in his own place, while she lives with the mother?
I know this doesn’t mean anything, but she looks so sullen. Not the triumphal bride returning to LA from the magical wedding, yes?
After our wedding, my DH and I felt like we had invented fire.
we did too! haha.
Ha! That’s how I am. My ex liked to call me “spellcheck” because I would call out his spelling and grammar EVERYTIME.
@Booboo – My friend is a journalist and advised me that exclamation points need to be used sparingly or they lose their effect. I’ve taken note since, but I was an abuser. Haha.
@HH, I’m in “!” Anonymous right now. . .!
HH, forgive me, glass houses and stones and all that…
…but I believe you meant EVERY TIME!
Everytime is, sadly, not a word.
*tinkle, crash*
Of course she hated Ireland because the uneducated moron is too wrapped up in herself to bother with sight seeing and possibly enriching herself.
She can’t handle the craic.
hehehehe. ‘Cos it’s mighty and up to ninety.
Exactly like someone said, if she was bored it’s only cause it wasn’t a circus.
I LOVE Ireland so much.
I can see why a country so beautiful would be completely wasted on this vapid, soulless wax statue.
This! She doesn’t seem like the kind of girl who could look up from her iphone long enough to enjoy how beautiful it is.
This. A million times. Ireland is a lovely country with the friendliest people imaginable. Kim wouldn’t recognize any of this if it bit her in the – well in the what my Irish grannie used to call “where you never had a window” – of course in today’s world that area gets windowed often and we all get to see it!
I would love to visit Ireland so much. Well, maybe one day.
For people who have been everywhere I bet they’ve seen so very little. Probably just shops and hotel rooms.
Go and be sure to spend at least 2 days in Galway and the surrounding area. We did the south, but next time, we’re going to the north.
Unfortunately, I’m on a student budget, so traveling isn’t really an option. But one day for sure.
Galway was my FAVORITE–wish I had more time to spend there.
I grew up in an old New England fishing town so I felt so at home there.
It’s a beautiful place with wonderful, warm people.
I love Ireland too. It’s so lovely.
They could have saved a lot of time and money by just staring at themselves in a mirror for a week. That’s all they really care about anyway.
Exactly. Any newlywed would find Ireland romantic. This just convinces me all the more that this union is faker than fake, and Kanye is gay. In pix with Tisci he is glowing, with Kim he is sullen looking. He tried to put up a show of affection at that craptastic wedding, but even then, it was all about him. God, what a pair of tools.
What gets me the most is how in every picture when she is walking to and from someplace all dressed to the nines, she always has her head down. First of all, you know she loves the attention and second of all, she’s not that demure or a movie star. It’s just bizarre. Like she can’t just look up and have a smile? It annoys me.
She’s doing that on purpose and she just recently started doing it. She wants to be taken more seriously. She’s trying to be like Posh Spice.
Exactly! She is even copying her poses with her sausage hands in her pockets. This trick has not one original idea in her her. First she copies (and still does) Paris, then Beyonce, now Victoria. She has no idea how pathetic she is.
What I want to know is who the f**k want her autograph?
That’s what I was wondering. What is her autograph even worth? I wonder if someone came up to her with a copy of her $ex tape and wanted her to sign it, would she? I bet she wouldn’t. She loves to act like that thing doesn’t exist but she still cashes her monthly $ex tape check though.
SpookySpooks, I’m wondering the same thing too.
I wonder if Mama Kris paid them to ask for an autograph LOL. You just never know…….but then again, there are truely stupid ppl. in the world that adore the Kardashians and are big fans. Sad but true.
the historian in me cringes to think that this ‘clownshoe’ went to countries steeped into thousands of years of history and was bored. It is totally wasted on her, like brains
Lol. ‘Clownshoe.’ Never heard that before. It’s Perfect for her! And I totally agree…it appears that everything is wasted on her.
Every country is steeped in thousands of years of history. The Kardashians probably don’t know much about Native American history why should they care about anyone else’s?
I’m thinking that when Kanye made plans for this kind of honeymoon he was still in his “trying to seem like European royalty” phase and Kim thought that sounded fab. Kind of like how when I look at the Land’s End catalog and think it might be fun to go camping. Fortunately, I stop myself and snap back to reality. I’m just surprised they didn’t don wellies and fancy tweed and go on a fox hunt.
This, totally. Everything they did before and after their wedding involved some kind of “castle”. And I was surprised these two went to Ireland, was thinking sandy,selfie bum shots in a white bikini would be much more their style for a honeymoon.
If we’re basing it on her face, yeah, she looks miserable!
let’s be honest, she is physically unable to express joy or sorrow at this point. the botox doesn’t allow it
When has she ever expressed either emotion, period. She acts like a mannequin and is just as deep.
It floors me that people still think these two are actually in love, and that this is a real marriage. It’s a business and PR arrangement, just like the Bee & Jayz deal. Kanye is in love with Riccardo, has been for quite a while. He and Kim are nothing more than friends with bennies.
I have seen the episode where he proposes to her ( shame on me). He seems smitten. And even a little bit shy. She is just there. No emotion what so ever.
I think he is in love with the idea of her. Like an object. A car or house he can show of, she fits into his collection of things that makes him feel validated.
I think it’s a Jay Gatsby/Daisy kind of thing. The Kardashians are the careless people who smash things up, retreat back into their money and let someone else clean up their mess. Too bad about Kanye’s career.
@Sarah — I think you are exactly right.
To be fair, a comma plus the space after it take up characters on twitter! I’m a wordy person by nature and it takes me forever to ‘craft’ a tweet=lol. B/C I find it so freakin’ hard to keep it in the 160 character range. So, commas and their spaces are the first things to go….for me.
Yup, I agree. Twitter means you have to edit out commas sometimes. I have no issue with frequent exclamation point usage (it’s just part of 2014 grammar) but I do have an issue with using it three sentences in a row. Leaven it with one period.
I love that black jacket.
You think she can read?
‘Can’t we just fly back to the continent!?’
there is NO WAY IN HELL kim k actually spoke those words. NONE.
like she know what a continent is. or what people mean when they say The Continent.
‘Can’t we go to, like, the place with France and Milan?’ -that I’d believe.
When’s the divorce?
Not soon enough.
As soon as Kanye wakes from his coma.
Let’s note how Kim has to tweet about seeing Northwest because she knows she’s barely with the child. Anytime she is with Northwest, it’s a photo-op for the paparazzi, “Look at me! I’m bonding with the baby! I’m a hands-on mom!” The child looks puzzled around Kim every time she holds her. Wouldn’t a normal child be holding onto the mom, even a bit, if the mother was actually present in their life? There is zero affection between the two, unless, of course, it was for an Instagram photo.
i feel the same way. a child bonded with her parent would most likely cling to the parent for comfort and security when around strangers. nori always seems to look around, like she’s looking for someone else, maybe her nannies? that, or she’s just a very social child with no problems with being around strangers.
I doubt the social child explanation. The Kim-obsessed Daily Mail ran a number of photos taken with a zoom lens by a single photographer, apparently, of Kim on a balcony or something similar with the baby, lifting her up and down and obviously trying to get a response for the distant camera. The kid still had a “who the heck are you?” look with no happy response to the attention at all. Kim never looks normal in such pictures either- even in that “Kim is bonding with North” spread, Kim just didn’t look like parents do when playing with a baby. She doesn’t look at the baby the way parents do when she carries the baby, either. There’s nothing there at either end. But Nori does respond in typical baby ways to other people, because I’ve seen pictures of her with that all-tongue baby smile and laugh. But she is always either alone on a blanket or in one pic, surrounded by unidentifiable hands. Obviously she is not reacting to her parents and somebody is being very careful not to reveal to whom she really is reacting (or just that it’s not Kim or Kanye). I get a feeling of impending doom from these people.
On the up side: I always think she looks pretty good in the tailored jacket/tank/skinny pants/pumps combo.
It’s more flattering than usual, but I think it ages her. She looks like she’s in her 40s for sure, and always has to be so underdone. I don’t think she’s capable of being comfortable.
Its tough to get an uneducated, ignorant slag like her interested in stuff like culture and the arts.
I’m so sorry the country I still consider home (albeit one of two homes now) bored her.
She is doing the head down, never smile thing to please KanYe. He thinks he can raise her above her current status as a reality person and well nothing more. He is wrong, he can’t. And when she finally figures that out she will start looking for husband number 4. Unfortunately I think her jig is up and after KanYe West most men will not want her. And as for KanYe any respect he ever had is swiftly diminishing. My radio station was talking about him on the way to work today and they were all laughing and making jokes about his music and Kim and what an awful person he was for naming North, North and on and on it went. So PMK better start hoping Kendall and Kylie can bring in the bucks because Kim is not well like by most people these days. And as far North goes, I hope she didn’t scare her too much when she picked her up for that squeeze. I think her star is beginning to fade and once it goes it will never appear again.
Totally agree.I hope her star fades.She has already been around too long.
I don’t know how true this is. I mean I don’t disbelieve she was bored in Ireland but I don’t think she used the word “continent” even in a whiny complaint.
I must admit that about three times I have put something made up from my imagination on the Internet and watched it grow, there was this one gossip-lie that I will be eternally sorry for because it defined a certain celebrity on the Internet, when it was just me having fun with Internet Trolls.
At first it was thrilling to watch foolish gullible people grab on it it but then they went crazy and poured hate on the celebrity…Which I am sorry for, wish I could undo it.
I no longer do my “social experiment”, not for good or bad.
Wow what? Who was the celeb you made up a lie about? Honestly, people should know the internet is full of lies.
Sorry can’t say, I’m out of that business, I used to work as a consultant in the computer/network field and managed websites, then one idle day with my friends in the business I wanted to test how it it was to plant something and then use another couple of web sites to confirm it and then just watch it grow. It was not magic in fact it was easier than we though, but it got scary how fast spreading and mean it got.
My last word/confession on this is that I didn’t want to sound like a bad person so I said one person/article/plant, but that’s really not true, it was more like four celebrities who we wanted to smash. – I don’t do evil anymore.
If you know how to populate and regenerate on the Internet you can easily do it, also, if you want to who who is behind a fake name that’s easy too, every single computer on the Internet is given a specific individual number and that is traceable.
My honeymoon a couple of months ago was the best trip of my and my husband’s life! No time to go see a movie, we were too busy sightseeing and stuffing our faces with food. When we were relaxing, we were hanging out in the pool or napping to escape the afternoon heat lol. I am not surprised that Kim basically refused to enjoy her honeymoon. It has to be all about her, and there just wasn’t enough paparazzi in Ireland for her, you know!
This is pathetic that I remember this BUT – when Rob left Kim’s wedding didnt the argument start because she wanted him to leave the hotel and go sightseeing? He declined which pissed her off and then they argued and he flew home. Seems a little hypocritical of Kim.
She watched two movies instead of exploring Ireland. Glass Houses, Kimmy, Glass Houses.
She looked bored and they didn’t look like an over-the-top in love couple. She doesn’t seem to be that in to him. She always comes down after her the buildup to wedding and then the actual wedding is over. Now just real life with a mentally exhausting husband.
How did they find a bike seat that would support her bum?
Ha Ha Ha
Bad actress say lies!
It’s so strange that despite the plastic face, she looks subdued. Not at all like an ecstatic new bride.
I clicked on that tweet.
And found out that Kim Kardashian has 21.4 million followers.
HUMANITY. LOOK HOW FAR YOU’VE FALLEN.
Probably mostly young people but anyone who thinks she has anything interesting to “tweet” is deluded. She seems deadly dull, I can’t imagine her posting anything but selfies and product endorsements. What a waste of time reading her “thoughts” must be.
Of course she hated it, there were no cameras around. Without a camera rolling she pretty much doesn’t exist.