Paris Hilton raps in this clip from MTV show “Dogg After Dark,” a new variety show in which Snoop Dogg interacts with various pseudo celebrities like Paris, and Heidi and Spencer, along with musical guests. Judging from these segments, Dogg’s smooth and entertaining personality are not enough to carry this show, but The Hills is a hit for some reason so maybe this will be too.
Paris’ rap is below sub par in both content and ability. In case you can’t listen at work, here’s what she says but the words hardly capture how truly awful it is. It’s worth watching with the sound down just to see her ridiculous facial expressions:
[In terrible nasal tone]
“Yo what’s up, my name is P. Hizzle.
“I’m chilling in the clizzle with my homeboy Snoop Dizzle.
“He’s sexy, he’s fine. He is the man of our time
“I love him, I love being in the club.
“I’m serving drinks and I’m a thug.”
I hope Paris wrote that herself and someone writing for the show didn’t come up with that for her. Maybe they heard her trying to rap though and decided to make the rhyme really lame because they didn’t want to make it seem planned.
Here’s another clip in which Dogg dishes out relationship advice to Heidi and Spencer in an elevator.
“Dogg After Dark” is on Tuesday nights at 9 on MTV.
We found the video of Paris rapping on CoverAwards.com, and were not contacted or encouraged to promote this show.
Paris is shown at Fashion Week on 2/16/09 with her sister Nicky and Stacey Bendet. Credit: WENN
I guess she would sound that way considering her nasal passages have been cored out by cocaine.
I don’t know what is more embarrassing:
1) Paris Hilton showing once again that she is incapable of engaging in the simplest of intellectual exercises.
2)Heidi and Spencer being their lame, laughable selves (they truly are beyond redemption)
or 3) the fact that a misogynistic, illiterate, talentless and self-adoring imbecile like Snoop Dogg has been given a platform to… Well, show how much of a cretin he is while getting paid?
Oh, and the relationship advice was priceless, and it didn’t sound scripted at all…
Dear God, what a great show this is going to be.
I think I’m going to need therapy to recover from that atrocity. It never ceases to amaze me how someone can be so shameless.
Well said Ponte neuf. Is this the american dream : anyone can do anything ?
… This is a rap-e to my ears and my brain.
Oh, Ponte, I just loved your description of Snoop – misogynistic, illiterate, talentless and self-adoring imbecile. And then throw in a cretin for good measure. You can bet I’m going to be using this one!
Dude, what is up with Paris Hilton’s voice? I’ve been wondering for a long time. Why does she sound like a porn star 24/7? She thinks she oozes sexuality, but she’s like a gangly, nasally orange creature that crawled out of the sewer and Mr. Hilton adopted It.
She’s so much fun to…. cringe to. Ha! I think she talks like that b/c she thinks it has this sexy baby doll Lolita effect. Except it doesn’t. I once dated a guy who’s ex talked like that and eventually he asked why and she said… and this is NO JOKE… that guys get turned on by it b/c it’s every guys fantasy to be with the dirty underage girl. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! He broke up with her, and came to the conclusion that girls who talk like that are really unbalanced. He got creeped out by her rationale, she thought he was weird b/c he didn’t like it. Snort.
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