Lucifer sat in his fiery condo by the hellscape tar pits, sipping his Jim Beam and contemplating the latest request from his #1 Homegirl, Kris Jenner. Kris wanted Lucifer to get her daughters even more attention. The Homegirl requested – nay, demanded! – that the Kimye Wedding (Lucifer’s Biggest “Get”) still should be yielding headlines. Lucifer shook his head and tapped out a memorized phone number on his burner phone. “Kathie Lee? It’s Satan,” he sighed. “I need something…”
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Yes, so Kris Jenner appeared on Today yesterday and Kathie Lee seemed extra hammered for the interview. There’s not much news here, but the headline that everyone is using is that Kris confirmed that Kim changed her name to “Kim Kardashian West.” Kris also described her favorite moment from the wedding, which was Andrea Bocelli singing as Kim walked down the aisle. Kris says she “literally just burst into tears.” She also says that Kim and Kanye (and IgNori) are still living with at her house.
Is anyone starting to feel sorry for Lucifer?
New photos… Kim in LA yesterday, Kris in NYC yesterday.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Why do people feel they have to say they “literally” did this or that? It grates on my nerves. Literally.
Also, is this the same Andrea Boccelli who was told to get out of the event because he was done with his job, and couldn’t sit at the bar and drink some water… Even though he was told prior to this event that there would be a seat reserved for him??
Literally makes for some rich, glistening, creamy sh-t to come out of Jenner’s mouth!!
I know, that was disgusting and beyond rude.
I still can’t comprehend why he would even agree to do it. Is he short on cash, or something? He’s an incredibly talented man, and again – I just can’t understand his decision making here.
It turns out the Bocelli story was an exaggerated rumor. Also someone who used to work with him confirmed that the singer travels/performs with a retinue of handlers, assistants, bodyguards etc that see to his every need.
Now I need another shower for defending the Kardashians.
Dame
Get out of here with your facts. These threads are suppose to be all hate all the time. This is all some people have! Don’t take that away from them.
Yeah – I think the Kardashians are just gross, but the Bocelli thing just cannot be true. I was the one who said on the other thread that I’d spent some time around Andrea. He travels with at least 10 people at all times and they are extremely protective. To the point that I doubt Andrea himself would’ve even spoken to anyone involved with the management of the wedding. He is a very kind man, but also blind and also wealthy. He employs family and friends who take very good care of him.
FLORC
Lol, you made me snort Cheerios. Not a pretty sight.
GiGi
A ha! I knew I’d read that here on cb. Now I don’t feel crazy 🙂
Oh, I’m glad it’s not true.
Haha I am with you
The only thing I feel sorry for here are seams on KK’s jeans. BRING BACK THE AMISH COUTURE!
I think Kim has to literally lie on her back to pull on her jeans.
no worries, shes used to that position.
LOL
@GoodNamesTaken The misuse of literally is rampant in Hollywood. I blame Rachel Zoe and Nicole Richie.
Almost everybody literally misuses literally. It is literally annoying. As a literal-minded person, when I read GNAT’s clever dig: “It grates on my nerves. Literally.” I literally had to wince. LOL
I “actually” winced before I “literally” banged my head into the wall.
Kim looks really pretty when she wears casual tshirts etc, I like it better than polyester peplums on her.
I like Kim in casuals too
I have to agree. Not a Kim fan in any sense of the word, but she looks so much better dressed like this. That just shows that she has a terrible stylist when she gets dressed up for “events.”
and when she wears more natural, errrrr less clownish, make up she looks much better. her butt is still ginormous but man she’s lost a lot of weight. i forget she’s so short and was thinking the other day about her being 5’1″ or whatever height … what does she look like in real life? small? how do her butt and boobs fit on that frame? no wonder she’s always in heels. anything other than a wedge more than 10 minutes standing and i’m contemplating pulling flip flops out of my purse.
@Amy – her stylist is terrible because it’s Kanye. He’s terrible.
I saw her once at the Mpls. airport without shoes on and her ass was clown like. Most of the people didn’t know or care who she was and some younger guys were laughing at it. She is 5’1” tops as I am 5’4′ and seem to tower over her. And had on enough makeup for four people. She was glaring at everyone with a hateful look. But then anyone who is not from L.A. or N.Y. or London and maybe Chi-town are just hicks in this bitches eyes. She isn’t smart enough to realize without those hicks she is still nothing more than an assistant to Paris Hilton. Oh and that awful voice. Geez she should try fixing that instead of that big ole behind of hers.
Kaiser I love your write-up of this story! It made me LOL at 5:30AM. I love that Kathie Lee is openly drunk while working all the time and it’s just part of her schtick!
the intro IS priceless.
as awful as kathie lee is, i do envy her her job – who the hell can get drunk at work at like 9am on a regular basis? haha
I’m sorry i don’t live in the US do these ladies really drink live on air and get drunk?
@Loopy – Kathie Lee and Hoda, who co-host a morning show, do. I believe they’re the only examples.
Thank God Kanye’s surname starts with a W and not a K.
I was hoping he would change his name to “Kanye Kardashian”, since they are a brand and are going to change the world.
The things Lucifer has to do…
I bet he regrets the day he fell from heaven.
Water is wet, the sky is blue. Women (and some men) change their names to their partners every day. Sure she will still be going by Kim Kardashian when it comes to all things related with business.
And when the inevitable divorce happens.
Yep. Wonder if she changed all her credit cards, etc to Kim Kardashian West. Probably not, so this would be just a token name change.
I bet that is happening. Lots of women take their husbands name and it’s a slow process to change that on all forms. She can also keep that name should there be a divorec unless they’ve agreed to prenup parts regarding this.
@florc. First of all, if you really read my first comment you will see I stated that women change their names to their husbands. If she is making all the changes, I’m sure she is getting plenty of help and so it shouldn’t take long for it to happen. I understand she can keep that name if there is a divorce. Been there, done that and really wish I hadn’t changed everything out of my maiden name, but I wasn’t expecting to divorce (especially after 25 years). With her record, she would be better off not changing anything. I’m sure anything regarding her businesses will probably stay in the Kardashian name and not Kardashian West as that is/was the name associated with her brands.
It just shows you how much Kim trul played Kris Humphries, when he asked her to change her name they didn’t take him seriously.
I am fairly certain her a$$ is going to explode one day from so many surgical injections.
Seriously. How in earth does she think that looks good?
It’s not hard. All around the world there are cultures and circles. In each society be it a tribe, nation, or your own bubble of friends and family beauty varies drastically. Just because we have such crazy and extreme examples on the same landmass and country doesn’t mean it’s not considered beautiful to the majority of their world.
In about 15-20 years she is so gonna regret that ass.
I don’t even give it that long , you can see in certain pictures its already sliding down her legs. There’s probably yearly maintence on the thing to keep it from touching the ground , gravity isn’t a friend in this case.
I thought it was just me, that a$$ looks like it’s drooping like a dirty diaper
Kaiser the best part of this story is the intro! That makes all the Kardashian Krap stories worth reading.
Lucifer’s Homegirl constantly panning to the camera instead of looking at Hoda and Kathie Lee.
Someone please tell Kathie Lee to ditch that white lipstick and put on some COLOR…she looks like she’s just been embalmed.
I wonder what the hype is all about.
Is it because this is Kim’s 3rd wedding so they all have to act superexcited to make us all believe how special this one is?
Or because Kim married someone really famous (unlike the previous weddings) and this is considered her only true wedding because this is what made her ( in their heads) an Alist celebrity?
It feels like now that she married kanye they all think she is some classy and polished celebrity and lately she started to cover her face to avoid paparazzi as if she didn’t want her pics taken.
are you f-ing kidding me?
We all know how she started and no Kanye’s rants in the world could change that.
I don’t get it. She’s been married thrice already. At some point, the “gushing mother of the bride” schtick has got to get old. But i guess i’m talking about Kris Jenner.
I’m not trying to defend the Kardashians, but I do wish people would stop the “third marriage” stuff. I’m getting ready to be married for the third time. My first wedding was because I was pregnant, the second because my ex sued me for custody of our son based on me “living in sin,” so we just got married to shut it down (here in the South, you can’t be too careful). I stayed single for 7 years after my second marriage. My mom is over the moon about my third, a man I’ve been with 2 1/2 years who proposed to me just because he wanted to marry me, not because of outside pressures. I consider it my first “real” marriage. Things happen in life. I’m not saying my situation is comparable to Kim K’s, I’m just saying … people idolize Liz Taylor and she was married, what, eight times? And who cares? Sometimes it takes a few tries to get something right. (Although, I do think the Kimye wedding was ridiculous, even for a first marriage, but it is what it is). But is it wrong for a mom to be happy for her daughter? Noooo … omg my mom cried when John proposed to me. Moms like to see their children happy.
There’s nothing wrong with having three marriages – I think it’s just because Kim’s second marriage was the worst kind of money-grabbing sham, so it delegitimises this marriage. If this was her second marriage, no one would even blink. It’s just that she had a huge show for her second, broke up a couple months later, and kept all the presents.
What we know is that Kim and Kanye had a spectacle in Italy that presented itself as a wedding. They even brought their own minister to officiate. We know that the spectacle was NOT a legal ceremony anywhere on this earth. It was all “look at me” as is normally the case with this twit. What we don’t know or have proof of is if they are married legally anywhere. It is a public document that is dated and signed and has a state seal on it. I’d like that to come out before I believe a word that is printed or spouted by anyone . As far her name goes, I really don’t care. He is losing his star power so fast that soon it will be Kim bringing him back to the d-list. In a sad twisted way these two are simply made for each other, the narcissistic fool and the sociopath.
Agreed. In a way she has tarnished his reputation. Granted, he’s always been over the top but when you lie down with dogs you wake up with fleas.
I am waiting for him to wake up. When he does it’s going to be epic; when he realizes what exactly he married and got himself into.
Name change: just one more detail she’ll have to handle after the divorce.
When she married Kris Humphries, she was dead set against changing her name. She said she needed to keep her name Kardashian because of all her “businesses”. Well why the change now?
Being a West benefits her, being a Humphries wouldn’t.
That, and she’s a jerk.
Ugh as much as I hate to say it, she has become a simpler girl. Check out her dainty wedding band in the first pic. Does anyone remember her massive eternity band from her marriage to kris humphies? Total opposites!
I like when she dresses normal. Heels, a tee, and a pair of jeans.
It boggles the mind how she thinks that ass is attractive.
It’s so awful. In the photos from behind, the way it bends…that doesn’t look natural at all, right?!
It’s impressive that you are getting ideas from this paragraph as well as
from our dialogue made here.