Khloe Kardashian and her Pinocchio Butt have been laying low since Kim’s Italian wedding. Well … other than when Khloe posed with French Montana and his AK-47. I guess posing with a machine gun isn’t “laying low,” and it’s even less subtle than showing off the booty implants. Khloe and Kourtney just started filming a spinoff in the Hamptons.
Khloe is one of the only members of the Kardashian Klan to occasionally show a bit of heart. She Instagrammed a childhood photo of herself with kid brother Rob and wrote “I miss my best friend @robkardashian.”
Poor Rob has been laying even lower than Khloe. I keep accidentally catching E! reruns of KUWTK, and the network keeps showing the episode where Rob decides that he’s a woodworking artist. He carves a bear-shaped object and then Kourtney and Scott replace it with a smaller bear. Rob is really torn up about them dissing his art, so he leaves the family home to work on his sock empire.
I am not making this up.
Fast forward to present: Rob fled the Kimye wedding for unknown reasons. Many people believed that Kim bashed his weight and said Rob was ruining the family name. Rob feels like fame has ruined the whole family, and he has deleted his social media account. This week’s issue of Star magazine says that Rob also thinks that Kris Jenner is “a monster,” but we knew that already. Kris is reportedly upset that even 16-year-old Kylie makes more money than Rob. That’s gotta hurt.
Us Weekly has a new update about how Kim’s BFF, Jonathan Chebon, met up with Rob’s ex-girlfriend, Adrienne Bailon. Jon wants Adrienne to talk some sense into Rob, and she “hasn’t made up her mind” on whether to help. Oh, she’ll help. Adrienne already has a tattoo of Rob’s name on her derriere. She’s gonna make an appearance on KUWTK.
I do think Khloe is sincere in her concern over Rob. These other people? No idea.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Khloe Kardashian on Instagram & WENN
Why does Khole’s concern for her brother sound like a plot line for their show? She is only showing concern now? I can just see PMK trying to book the family on Dr.Phil for a family therapy session
Right. Why doesn’t she contact him personally rather than via the immediate world? Nothing these people do seems sincere.
+1, considering Rob no longer is on any social media -_-
I’m sure she has his cell phone number or home address or email. If he deleted his twitter account how on earth is he supposed to see what she tweeted? Of course this will be used as a plot for their show whether Rob likes it or not. This family needs a new storyline, Kim’s wedding is over, and sorry to say but Kourtney’s third pregnancy isn’t getting any press. The K’s know people are interested in sibling rivalry…I bet they wished they had Rob and Khloe fighting in an elevator !
She probably wants to harvest Rob for her ass implant material. Don’t fall for it , Rob.
Everything is a plot for their show. I don’t think they have an authentic minute of life. It’s creepy.
Agree with GoodNames – if she really cared, she’d go see him or call him, not throw stuff out there publicly for attention.
Agree, this is all damage control. What a disgusting family!
Why do people always say Khloe is genuine, she is just as much a fame whore as Kim probably more cause she has to work harder for the attention. Kourtney may seem cold but i think she is the most sincere( as sincere as the K Klan can get) and the only one who puts PMK in her place.
Yes, I agree. I like Kourtney the best. She seems like a good mother and isn’t in to her own mother’s crap!!
ITA as well.. Khloe is so desperate to be noticed she is willing to inflate her butt to ridiculous proportions… Seriously how can that not be painful?!? Does she bounce up again when she tries to sit down?! Does she need customised chairs?! I love a naturally large behind but hers is on another planet..literally..
And putting up childhood pictures of her depressed brother to draw more attention when he obviously needs time out.. she deserves the gold star of fame whoredom!
+1 I also like Kourtney the best. She’s a hands on mom and to me it seems like she’s a little less of a fame whore then anymone else. Just look at her Instagram or Twitter.
IMO Kim is just utterly dumb and Khloe is a sneaky B pretending to be down-to-earth and ghetto.
Loopy
Because she wasn’t always like this. Only when her marriage started going down hill did this Khloe emerge. She was different before. People change. We’re all capable of growing into different people. This shouldn’t be hard to believe she was genuine before. No one stays the same.
Good for Rob. He must need some time away from his family. Let him do what he needs to do.
And for a family that is only popular and has money because people love to hate them… You guys must really want them to stick around to devote so much energy in these forums. Without you folks they’d fade away quickly.
Florc,
I watched the first season of KUWTK and Khloe was very jealous then and you could just tell she wanted everything that Kim was getting, jealousy was etched on her face from the playboy spread, to when Kim got a Bentley or something, she only got into this down to earth persona as the fame spread through her whole family. I am sorry i don’t buy it, and she has terrible taste in men.
I agree with Loopy. Khloe was so jealous of Kim (and I think she still is- the proof is in the butt implants) and practically screeching that they were all supposed to get famous together. After seeing herself on TV I think she’s worked hard at being a “better person” and having her own life- especially on camera. I will give her credit for playing the nice role. It was definitely lacking in that family.
Yup! Khloe isn’t any different. She might even be the fakest of them all if she manages to pull off making people believe she’s different.
How about she puts the phone down and she really looks for him?
All this twitter updates are just fishy. They’d do anything for getting attention and more viewers for their stupid show.
+1
yes, throwing concern over twitter doesn’t really sound that sincere. Then again, probably the only way this family has to “communicate” is over social media (or when a camera is recording). I feel a bit sad for him.
Khloe’s been running around Africa with French Montana taking pictures. That post of her’s is just for show.
How about talking to him personally instead of involving social media in a personal matter? Is she 15 years old? I don’t get the whole love for khloe,she is as bad as the others and just hungry for attention..
I am so sick of this family and their whole “brand”. Everything is so calculated and fake. Could we please stop paying attention to them? (I know, I clicked, I commented, should have just igNORIed).
I love that photo of them as kids though. They look so cute and innocent… Not yet damaged by their mother and that sex tape
This family of jackals has no real love for each other. Even the way all the girls treat and talk to their mother shows disrespect and disdain, not that PMK deserves any. The Kardashians are a business now, not a family.
Kim is respectful to her mother. I know people don’t like her, but she’s usually nice to everyone. Khloe is the one who is rude.
Please don’t compare them with jackals, which are lovely dogs that are devoted to their mate and their cubs. I try and avoid the Kardashians, but from what little I knew I empathised a bit with Khloe, being tall and not thin myself. But it’s all too much. Just no class.
I don’t understand why people think Khloe is the nice one. The caring one. The best of the lot. She is not any better than her mother.
If she really gave a crap about Rob, she would get on the phone, or email and not make this public display of her affection for him.
Of course this is all an act. First mom goes on the Today Show to talk about him, then TMZ has tons of apologist stories how it is Rob who fled over his own insecurities from his weight gain and now Khloe. All making it seem like the family loves him
Khloe is no different than the rest.
You’re damn right.
Just a way to use Rob for their pathetic show. If she cared she could just call or get up off her big fat butt and go and see him. How hard can he be too find? This family is pathetic beyond belief.
Maybe he’s hiding out in 1995 with her lipstick.
Hahahaha! Chanel’s Vixen?!
A matte finish goes great with clogs, but chunky heels distract from the chapped lips that it creates.
That ass is so disgusting, it literally causes me to gag, and at times – dry heave.
Kim’s wedding is just a laugh! You mean Kim’s event. It can’t be a wedding when nothing is legal and this is more than likely just a plot line for their on-going show. Same old same old with this crew.
A lot of people see Khloe as the “nice/most human” one, but I see her as the most pathetic tbh.
She had every chance to not buy into her family’s schtick, but I think the money and fame were too difficult for her to pass up.
She’s been a willing participant of the Klan, putting her infertility issues and sex life (I remember in one KUWTK episode she talked about how her and Lamar do “butt stuff” once a month) on blast.
Lastly, these Twitter/Instagram shoutouts are just so silly. The fact that millions of people can see them undermine the overall sincerity behind them. If she REALLY missed Rob, why can’t she call him?
This is why I think Kourtney is the best of the worst. Some people have commented that she’s not interested in Scott at all and ignores him. Whatever the case may be, at least with Kourtney, what you see is what you get.
She seems really committed to her kids and that’s more than you can say about anyone else in this farce of a family.
I think Khloe bought into her family’s “schtick” because how else was she going to make money? She has zero talent and no college education.
With Kourtney, I don’t understand why she gets applauded for being a “good mother”. She had kids…she’s supposed to take care of them. This is something that is expected. But I guess there aren’t many ways to compliment this Klan are there lol?
I get that, but she could have tried to make something of herself. She’s a Kardashian; back then, the name meant something different as her father was a big time lawyer. I’m sure his name/influence could have gotten her into college. Hell, that’s how Rob probably got into USC.
I agree that Kourtney is praised for silly reasons, but I think it’s all relative. Kourtney is not superior to the average mother, but I personally think it’s interesting how she’s the way she is. Her primarily example of a mother was Kris Jenner – and she seems nothing like her in the approach to her kids. Additionally, she’s a lot more lowkey than her sisters and if she does milk the K-Klan machine, it’s not as apparent.
I agree she could have gone to college. Khloe went to a very expensive private school but dropped out and was home schooled instead. I’m guessing her school years were hard? I don’t know but college is so different and she really should have went. I think she just wanted to make easy money just like the rest of that Klan. I agree, Kourtney is nothing like her mother.
That picture on the link – she looks like Winona Judd. I think Rob is in rehab.
Seriously, those kids would have been better off if they were raised by a family of feral raccoons.
Soooooo is it just me, or does it look like Khloe has had a recent nose job? Maybe I’m just late to the party.
ughhhh then get off the internet and call your brother!
She needs him around because he’s the only one who can make her appear “smaller”.
Khloe also tweeted that Rob’s watching her house while she’s in NY. They are speaking and she just wanted to say she missed him for whatever reason. Rob did not delete his twitter account…he’s active on it.
I think Rob was implanted in her ass, and much like a dog chasing its own tail, she will never be able to find him…
your comment made me giggle…shame on me lol.
I don’t think Rob needs Khloe. Rob is happy all by himself and will continue to be. Getting back to Khloe will make him more dependent.
Can this klan of vultures just go away?
Her new butt makes Kim’s look small by comparison.