– Roger Ebert is a rock star. The famed critic is battling complications from cancer on a salivary gland, cannot talk, and will still attend a film festival he founded [Evil Beet]
– Nicole Richie looks much better [DListed]
– DeNiro vs. David Bowie in the battle of the NY-based festivals [PopSugar]
– Today is National Malaria Awareness Day [Celebcause]
– Ding Dong the bitch is gone from “Dancing with the Stars” [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Pictures of newborn Angel Murphy [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Celebrity Baby Pictures [CityRag]
– Heidi from The Hills shows off her plastic surgery [Best Week Ever]
– Ashlee Simpson is still talking about her new nose [CelebWarship]
– Fergie in a fugly dress [The Skinny Website]
– Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are still together [Celebrity Puke]
– The last thing Walt Disney wrote before he died was “Kurt Russell” [The Blemish]
– Sheryl Crow was just joking about only using one piece of TP to wipe your ass and using your sleeve to blow your nose in order to save the environment [ecorazzi]
– Mandy Moore walking through NY with a supportive device on her leg [ICYDK]
– A brief listing of asanine Rosie quotes [Celebritology]
– Ali Larter sticking out her tongue at the paparazzi (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– What Jessica Biel was doing in that blue dress while out playing with her dog [yeeeah]
Year of the Dog is worth seeing [Pajiba]
Liv Tyler is a closet smoker [Haute Gossip]
– Kristin Cavallari picks her ass [Bastardly]
– People Magazines Most Beautiful People [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Who stole Dorothy’s Slippers? [Gawker]
– The popbytes guy is hot, but he thinks that Pete Doherty doll is real when I think it’s an April Fools joke [popbytes]
– Hugh Grant kicked a photographer and threw beans at him [CelebNewsWire]
– Kiki Can’t be bothered [Agent Bedhead]
– Justin Timberlake got wasted in Ireland before a performance but still put on a good show [Socialite’s Life]
– Jessica Alba gets kissed by multiple people in her new Revlon commercial [Egotastic]

– Suri Cruise vs. Bilbo Baggins [Celebworm]
– Britney is drinking again [Celebslam]
– Alessia Ventura Bikini Pictures Derek Hail]