These are some photos of Robert Pattinson in LA last week to promote The Rover. He’s getting good reviews for his role, but the gossip will always prevail. The latest story about Rob involves his ongoing flirtatious friendship with Katy Perry. I’m starting to think that Rob and Katy are like two lions circling each other. Sparkles is the fuzzy, self-deprecating lion who likes to cuddle and lick armpits. Katy … well, it depends on the day. She loves the thrill of the chase and being chased. She also usually doesn’t fall for nice guys like Rob. He might permanently be friend-zoned because Katy only digs bad boys.
We’ve endured many rumors over the past few years about Katy and Sparkles. After he and Kristen Stewart split (the first time), Katy and Rob were crashing weddings together. There were also rumors that they hooked up at Coachella this year. Katy has always maintained that she and Rob “just hang out.” She “properly farts” in front of Rob, and she never does that with a romantic interest. She’s “proud” of not sleeping with Rob, which means she wants to sleep with him. Page Six has a new chapter in this story:
Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry were looking cozy at an LA after-party for his movie The Rover.
We’re told Perry sneaked into a Loft & Bear vodka-sponsored bash at Whiskey Blue at the W through the kitchen just before midnight and headed for a patio.
“Later on, Robert joined her,” said a spy. Another witness said, “They were heavily flirting. At one point, Robert sauntered to the bar with a pal and was heard saying, ‘She’s so [bleeping] hot,’ nodding in Katy’s direction.”
Reps for both didn’t get back to us.
[From Page Six]
See? Two lions. These two really need to just sleep together and get it out of their systems. Katy must know that Rob thinks she’s “hot,” and she enjoys the attention. Maybe on some level she thinks that sleeping with him will end the worship phase. Who cares? Katy needs to sleep with Rob and “properly fart” in the process. He’d love that sh-t. Then they could both move on with their lives.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
I could see them as maybe friends with benefits but not as a real couple. She just doesn’t seem like Rob’s type. Unlike me. 🙂
But…but….isn’t he secretly still madly in love with Kristen and they just had a baby? True stan/insiders still believe in their sparkle love. All these hookups are just to keep the stalkerazzi off their scent. Which I’m sure we can all agree must be pretty strong.
Ha ha!
Sometimes you have a friend and everything is great and at a certin point you think “what if” and sleep together. Well most of the times it’s not a good idea.
Yup.. more friends with benefits than girlfriend
i dont understand this bulge spotting trend. you never really see anything and you dont know how much bigger it will get anyway. shower and grower, ya know.
but seriously i dont see a bulge of notice in those pictures. not dissing him, generally its barely noticeable.
That, plus pants air-tent. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” has wrecked bulge-spotting for me forever.
@Sarah – the only true gauge for bulge is John Hamm.
Lol! Truly – the other day I threw on my husband’s jeans (Gap 1969s) and they apparently have a sort of built in bulge, which I did not realize until I was at the grocery store…
Whatever one may think about her music, she does have an amazing figure. If she and Rob do (doing?) the nasty, so what? They really seem to enjoy each other’s company!
I don’t find her attractive. She’s so ordinary, it makes me feel hopeful that if I had a make up artist, I’d also be so f*cking hot.
@Allie-you are way hotter alraedy cause you aren’t Katy Perry. She is grossing me out in new ways all the time. I was finding Rob rather charming, but if he wants to hit that cess, well then..yuck. There isn’t enough Valtrex in the world…
She is an ordinary looking woman minus the make up, wigs and hair extensions. She has big boobs, so if you’re a boob guy, I guess she’s your dream girl. Also, she over-shares so much about her personal life and all her hook ups to the press that I’m sure she would have admitted a hook up with Rob if it happened. I think they are good friends, may have been curious and considered hooking up at some point but decided against it because it might ruin their friendship.
mimi – I don’t know any ordinary woman with a body like that. Seriously, I don’t know one person who can wear latex and look like her. Her face is meh at best but her body is slamming.
He has awful taste in women, in my opinion.
I do not get the Katy hype. She is cute with a big rack. Next.
ITA. And “cute” is being generous. It’s more like average, and below that without makeup, as seen in that infamous pic her ex-husband posted (prob the crux of their problems given how inflated her ego is, which is evident in her lyrics). I remember telling a guy friend when she first came out that I liked her down-to-earth look and he said, “She’s ok, nothing special.” She had yet to show her cleavage, though, of course, and now he thinks she’s hot too.
Generally speaking, I don’t get his appeal. I will say, however, he’s really hot in those commercials he’s in.
I think she’s cute, too. I feel like such a guy, though. Any time she’s on tv I feel like I want to motor boat her boobs. Don’t judge me.
Not his type at all. If he wanted to hit that it would have happened a long time ago. I think this is BS coming from Katy’s team.
Wow, does he know how to pick ’em. I do not get Katy Perry. She’s quite average looking, IMO. Not hot enough to be that crazy.
There’s been a bunch of stunning chicks around him over the years, but he went for KStew and Katy (the only two girls consistently linked to his name). He really has a bad taste in women. I’m scared to imagine his next girlfriend, I’m sure she’ll be nothing his fans are hoping for…
I doubt they are anything other than friends. She loves the attention and he hates it. I guarentee if they had actually hooked up she would have mentioned about it, she has no problem talking about her personal life. I really think the only reason she keeps getting mentioned is because she is his most famous female friend.
Katy’s PR team just NEVER stops. It’s insane how many times a week I see stories about her love life, especially considering that nobody seems to care about her love life. I think she’s a terrible singer and is trying whatever she can to stay in the media. I thumbed through her concert pictures a few weeks back and just ..wow. She’s getting a little old for 90% of the costumes she was trying to pull off. She has to be gimmicky since her singing has been proven to be totally fake.
@Cali – yes to her singing being totally fake. She wouldn’t have a career without auto tune.
I heard her sing “Roar” live and she sounded good.
Katy’s PR team = also Kristen Stewart’s PR Team = gross. They’re still using Rob for PR. Ugh.
And KP wishes, I don’t think Rob’s into her that way. But what do I know?
Is it me or does it seemed like she’s being linked to someone different every week?
And when there’s no one who agrees to be linked to her, her team goes back to good ol’ Pattinson to keep her in gossip.
@Angela
That seems to be the case, doesn’t it! They know Rob or his team won’t comment about his personal life regarding tabloid romance rumors.
I believe, it’s her team who brings up the gossip. I’ve never ever heard him talking about her in an interview, she – on the other hand – constantly mentions him, all the gossip around them came from her mouth.
Rob doesn’t have a publicist. Sometimes it seems as if Katy’s constant press machine spewing out Rob/Katy malarkey just might be doing it for his benefit, too. It provides a distraction from speculation as to whom Sparkles is actually tapping (and I’m not shipping anyone in particular, here. Just a generalization.)
He isn’t broken enough for her to be seriously interested in him. She even said she likes broken bird types that she tries to fix.
Is it just me or has some variation of this Rob/Katy story been popping up once a month for the last year? I’m not even sure how this story is gossip worthy at this point. If it was going to happen, it probably would have happened by now.
Yes, I am tired of seeing this tabloid story. Katy has denied it a million times.
They don’t make any sense together because even on a basic level (as someone else pointed out) she loves attention and over-shares about everything, Rob hates attention and hides.
I think she is a coke addict, which is why Brand dumped her. nothing special, just as trashy as Kristen. He must have a type just as much as she does. They should just do it already.
Yes, shame on you. :::goes back to check out package:::
Generally speaking, I don’t get his appeal. I will say, however, he’s really hot in those commercials he’s in.
Well, I have to say that they both look as though they shared the same creator. That Frankenstein forehead is tough to hide.