Lindsay Lohan is still living it up in London. These are photos of LL at the party for the DKNY menswear show last night, which was held at Victoria Embankment. The Cracken wore this very high-slit black dress which is utterly confusing. I’m trying to figure out the design – it’s double-breasted and saggy in the middle, there are sheer panels on the skirt and there’s a crotch-slit? Ugh. As for the questions I have about how LL is supporting herself while in London – CDAN said a few weeks ago that Lindsay has a married boyfriend who has made her a “kept woman” living in a hotel. Huh.
Maybe her married boyfriend is also paying for her latest surgical endeavors, because Radar claims that LL is determined to laser off all of her freckles!
Lindsay Lohan has been slammed for her alleged plastic surgery, and now, she’s decided to have her famous freckles bleached or lasered away, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“Lindsay is known for trying new things, but she’s shocked friends and family members by suddenly getting irate over her freckles,” a source said. “She’s always loved her freckles – well, pretended to, anyway – but now she’s decided it’s time to get rid of them and she’s looking into having them either bleached or lasered away.”
Recently, Lohan has been seen frequenting nightclubs in London, with a source telling Radar that she’s fallen “off the wagon.” The source said that strangely, the Freaky Friday actress’ freckle-free move could be related to her partying: “It’s bizarre, but it’s exactly what happens when Lindsay starts going off the rails again – she wants more surgery or a total makeover because she’s so miserable. But everyone’s hoping she leaves her freckles alone as they’re a trademark for her and she looks beautiful with them.”
Even though I have very typically Indian coloring, I get freckles on my cheeks when I’m out in the sun, and I love them. I wish I had more freckles. Freckles are amazing. I don’t understand why anyone would CHOOSE to laser off freckles. Lindsay’s freckles are pretty much the only thing left on her body that I actually approve of. So, well done LL. Everything about you is now completely gross.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
She’s going to bleach away the only cute thing she has left.
you’re doomed Lindsay, if you think freckles are you’re biggest problem you’re doomed.
I was thinking the same thing. if she thinks her freckles are the problem, she’s delusional. she should start with learning how to apply self tanner properly. looks like she only “tanned” her lower legs. and not very well.
She should have the same treatments done on her crotch.
I came here to say the exact same thing. Those freckles are the only vestige of her youth she has left
“the Freaky Friday actress”
Freaky Friday was ELEVEN years ago. Can we just stop referring to her as an actress? She hasn’t made anything noteworthy since Mean Girls.
She’s a washed-up has-been.
I think “former child star” would be a more accurate description, along with the inherent sense of failure and tragedy that phrase often evokes.
Speaking of which, since comments are turned off on the Jenner thread (did it get out of hand?), this related topic seems like an appropriate place to express sincere sadness for those oversexualized little girls who never had a chance to explore their own concepts of self-expression.
This is what she’s spending her money on. Idiot.
Her money? That’s laughable. Everything she has is because it’s stolen, on credit or because she’s sleeping with someone.
She looks so old sad really. She has aged far beyond her years.
I dont understand what a rich man would want with her? Arnt there so many other better looking/ less-of-a-cracked-out-mess C and D listers who he could keep?
Unless hes a cracked out mess himself..?
I wish she could get her tan lotion put on properly? The legs are a mess. I don’t know why any man would want her?
That’s the same thing I was thinking — what does she have to offer at this point? He can get a more beautiful, more reliable woman than her. Ugh, I’m impressed with her ability to still entrap men.
I”‘m guessing it would be the type of relationship where he would want to be on control, and as long as he is buying, in his mind, he is in “control” of a “hollywood star”. So yes, he really and truly must be on crack.
Having Freckles is the least of her issues, Like way to focus on making good use of her kept woman allowance
The hand-in-the-crotch is tripping me out this morning.
I guess it’s her hand (ewww) but it looks like something out of a horror movie.
Was she removing a crotch wedgie?
Oh wait there’s no way. She probably doesn’t wear underwear.
That is just the worst pocket placement ever. Ugh.
There are pics online of the dress as it was shown on the runway, and it is worn much differently by our little princess Lindsay, who had to sleaze it up by shifting it to its side to get the Angie Leg. But in doing so, she exposed much of her crotch, as the dress when worn the way it is meant to be worn overlaps in the crotch area and keeps things under cover. But she messed with it, thus exposing herself. The theory is the hand that looks like she is rubbing herself is really trying to keep her bits under cover, but who really believes that? One doesn’t hike up a sheer dress because she wants coverage, you know?
A crotch pocket? Gross.
She looks like she has a tentacle vagina. Which, now that I come to think about it, would not be that surprising.
Now I want to stop thinking about it. 🙁
SUNNYSIDE me too! I was reading the comments and thinking THE HAND! Didn’t anybody notice? That is freaking bizarre!
Yes, her hand is in her “pocket” which is strategically placed right over her crotch. It honestly looks like she’s pleasuring herself for the camera. Ugh.
Maybe she couldn’t wait to scratch the crabs or the herpy scabs off of her sad vagina. ::vomit::
Can’t laser away the ugliness inside, Linds! And why get rid of something so cute and so unique to you? I don’t get it.
My sister and half of my family are blue eyed, freckled and ginger. I am brown haired and hazel eyed and get freckles only in the sun. Genetics is a bitch.
I don’t understand why would someone want to remove something as awesome as freckles.
I feel sorry for her, even if she is horrible.
No one in my family has freckles, but I would so want them. The husband has them, thouhg.
I’m the only one in my family with freckles and although I hated them in school I’ve accepted them now.
i wish she would just laser the entitlement and the delusion away instead.
+16
What is going on with the sheer pocket on the front of her dress? It looks like she is grabbing her own crotch.
what is really surprising, at least to me, it’s she still got her nose on her face.
Yeah I’m surprised she hasn’t been given some Stevie Nicks type news: “if you do coke again, your brain will hemmorage and you’ll die”.. Or that she didn’t fall victim to that necrotizing coke issue a few years ago. She’s “lucky” I guess
Her freckles are the ONLY thing left on her that makes her look young and fresh. She is looking old, bloated an used up in every other way due to her party lifestyle. Yet this idiot thinks her freckles are what are taking away her looks?!!!?!!
Having read none of the comments, so I apologize if I am repeating, but why is her hand in her pocket as it looks like she is pleasuring herself.
WHY IS SHE SCRATCHING HER CROTCH?????? Why is her hand there?
Are we just talking about the freckles on her face or we talking about the spattering all over her body?
I will never forget reading a post where a blogger referred to her breasts as freckle pillows. I giggled for days.
I am a ginger, and I do not approve this message she’s sending.
Eh. Just another attention grab. She’s not touching her freckles today or any other day.
I don’t get this. she got rid of her freckles–tons of them, anyway–years ago. ????
Freckles are one of the best parts of being a natural redhead! I bet she will regret the choice later, along with several others . . .
And dang, that hand crotch thing is WEIRD