– Britney tells the paparazzi her every move [PopSugar]
– Britney is pissed that she has to wear underwear [Derek Hail]
– David Beckham looks really creepy as a bleached blonde [Mollygood]
– Don’t grab Justin Timberlake [CelebNewsWire]
– But you can stroke his wax version [Agent Bedhead]
– Pregnant Bridget Moynihan and Julia Roberts – not together unfortunately [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have great hair, but what’s wrong with their faces? [DListed]
– Star Wars hates cell phones [Best Week Ever]
– Nelly Furtado and Fergie girl fight [popbytes]
– Why did Sean Penn visit Eve in jail? [Socialite’s Life]
– Rosie wanted to take over “The View” and kick out Barbara Walters [Evil Beet]
– Lindsay Lohan is gay this week [CelebWarship]
– Drunk guy rides his horse into a bank, is discovered next morning [The Grumpiest]
– Mischa Barton is on fashion crack [Bastardly]
– The Namesake is a decent film [Pajiba]
– Dita Von Teese naked with guns [CelebWorm]
– Snoop Dogg banned from Australia [The Shallow End]
– K-Fed jumping around in tube socks for a new commercial [Celebslam]
– Mock video of Sheryl Crow’s toilet paper wishes [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Melissa Gilbert has to distract from her face with extreme cleavage [CityRag]
– Pamela Anderson wears her famous red swimsuit for a new TV commercial [ICYDK]
– Lindsay Lohan falling down drunk [Drunken Stepfather]
– Alec Baldwin says that the people in the tabloid media are abused and living with shameful secrets. It could be a parody though, I’m always fooled by those clever Gawker people [Gawker]
– How did Drew Barrymore get voted most beautiful? Isn’t she mousy? [The Blemish]