Remember how sources said, just prior to Cressida Bonas and Prince Harry’s breakup, that Cressy is just too much of a free spirit, and she’s the kind of girl who would prefer going to Burning Man rather than be a royal bride? Well, that assessment was seemingly dead-on. Here are some photos of Cressida at Glastonbury Music Festival – in some of the photos she’s carrying a backpack, and I would assume she’s camping out and living that particularly weird “elite boho” lifestyle afforded to heiresses and aristocrats. “Look, darling! Mud! How delightfully peasanty!”
Maybe I’m just mad. Last year’s Glastonbury Music Festival had a very special attendee: Benedict Cumberbatch. Cumby wore scarves, flip-flops and ugly hats. It was magnificent. But he’s working now, so no Cumby in Glastonbury. We have to make due with Cressida. I have to hand it to her though – she still looks incredible with no makeup and messy hair, stuffing her face with beer, pizza and ketchup-drenched chips. Maybe I’m showing my age, but I bet the pizza there is nasty.
The UK papers say that Cressida was flirting with actor Will Poulter, best known to me as “the fake son” in We’re the Millers. He’s a 22-year-old English actor who can do a pretty good American accent. Sources said: “Loads of people wanted to get chatting to her, but she spent most of the night chatting to Will. They really hit it off. They’ve got lots of mutual friends from London and the conversation was clearly flowing freely. Cressida barely stopped grinning all evening.”
Anyway, Cressida is fine, it seems. She didn’t get her prince but she did get to keep her free-spirited boho lifestyle. She gets plum acting jobs and time off from her job to attend music festivals. She’ll probably end up married to one of Harry’s friends. And will he regret letting her go? I don’t know. I think he saves his regrets for Chelsy Davy. I think he was probably happy to let Cressida the drama queen go. She either tried to play him and failed miserably, or she never wanted to marry him in the first place.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Much better PR for her than stories about how she’s desperately trying to get him back.
She looks happy and gorgeous, good for her.
Absolutely agree! But I do think she cared at first but didn’t anymore. Good for her indeed.
I disagree with the “incredible without makeup”, I think she looks normal, cute but normal.
There are tons of prettier girls without makeup.
Yeah, she looks like any kid without makeup. Fresh and pretty yes but “incredible” is an exaggeration.
I think she’s so incredibly plain. Really really plain. Kate isn’t some great beauty either, but she’s Angelina Jolie compared to this one.
People who go to these festivals either look homeless or like trashy colour-blind aliens. Out of the celebs I have seen, Laura Carmichael was the best dressed and Lily Allen had the best hair.
I loved Lily’s hair. It’s so quirky but really pretty.
Agree about Cressida, plain as it gets. Diana was plain too, but she had that “inner” beauty. I’m not familiar with this one to see her ineer beauty.
And is she really wearing zero makeup? Not even mascara or concealer? How would we even know that.
She is very plain, but I don’t think Kate is any prettier. Princess Michael of Kent is the only really beautiful woman in the BRF.
w/o makeup she looks like she needs iron pills or something, i dont get her
Is she trying to make Harry jealous with the Will story? Honest speculation.
Yeah gotta love the whole ‘loads of people wanted to talk to her’ spiel. Please.
And I agree with the whole looks incredible thing. She looks like any one there, Zzz.
Looks like it. I don’t remember stories about Chelsy Davy getting cozy with other guys right after her split with Harry.
Wow, she looks beautiful and happy. I think this breakup was for the best on both sides.
Her family wanted a ring on it more than she did, I suspect.
she looks so real and happy in all pictures from glastonbury.
And i don´t know who her male friend here is… but hello pretty guy 😀
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/27/article-2672804-1F31B71A00000578-470_634x800.jpg
Oh wow… I’d take him over Will Poulter any day…
But…..but……..
I though she was shy and unassuming?
I though she hated media attention?
I thought people taking pictures with their camera phones were a burden to her sensibilites?
We’ve seen and heard more from her and her fam in pics and articles here in London since the break up than before
(well mostly in their go to the Daily Mail to be fair)
LOL! Yes we have had to see too much of someone who only accomplished sleeping with a prince.
Notice how so many articles of her now- including when Harry is out on tour for the Queen.
well…if i’m to be mischievous for a moment, for the conspiracy theorists who believe Cressida is playing a boho version of Kate’s game of ‘how to win your prince back’, please note that the guy in the 3rd photo is none other than Skippy, Harry’s best friend!!
Is Skippy the bad friend that gets Harry into trouble?
Locke: That’s Guy Pelly. The one who married a few weeks ago.
Of all the various people that Harry hangs out with, Skippy above, Jake Warren, Jules Rufus Isaac and Arthur Landon are his actual best friends. Tighter than tight. Generally he doesn’t get into trouble around them, but they were all present during the Vegas shenanigans, so there is that.
Dena/Dany/maybeiamcrazy: Skippy is a nickname derived from his surname. His proper name is Tom Inskip.
I can’t imagine dating let alone marrying someone referred to as happy-go-lucky as Skippy–even if it is a diminutive of a title or a family name.
I wish that I weren’t such a heavy soul😔.
Is Skippy his real name?
i hope not LOL. I would sue my parents
God I hope not. But it is also a lame ass nickname too.
Edit: Just now I saw LAK response to the name.
I’m SO jealous of her, I’ve wanted to go to Glastonbury all my life! I’ve only been to daytime festivals like Stereosonic (which was AWESOME), Flow and Summerburst but I’d love to go to a “real” festival with camping and mud like Glasto or Roskilde 🙁
How does one manage wearing white overall shorts at a muddy festival? I can’t even imagine navigating a wet port-a-potty in one of those and not getting it all stained.
Boo! I want Cumby in scarves.
She’s does look really beautiful and especially in that profile shot. I don’t think she was a drama queen at all. This girl has options and she developed cold feet over the stifling role of a royal.
She’s very pretty naturally . IMO
She seems very sweet, just enjoying her life.
Skippy is Harry’s friend. The other guy, the actor dude was chatting with her. Just simple fun.
The press will make it out to be more of course.
It’s good she’s doing what she likes to do and not a stepford like someone else became.
I really like her. She just seems so natural.
Ah nothing like a good shag whilst wearing the wellingtons.
Down Under, it’s the sheep that wear the wellies. Allegedly.
“She either tried to play him and failed miserably, or she never wanted to marry him in the first place.” — That quote sums it up perfectly. I just never understood the relationship. I mean, it’s not for me to understand, so I don’t mean to sound egotistical. It’s just that I didn’t see why it lasted for SO long. The BRF never seemed like “her thing” and why would Harry waste his time trying to convince any girl otherwise. Actually, now that I’m typing this, perhaps, this was just a good friendship that was used to raise her profile. It makes sense as to why they weren’t very… “couply”. The majority of their *public* relationship was just them hanging out with a group of friends at events and *never* being pictured together. I couldn’t imagine really being into someone and stopping myself from hugging them, holding their hand, or you know… talking with them.
I wish I wasn’t too old for braids. But more important – Bradley Cooper and Fassy were there for Metallica! We need more pictures! (Please)
No one is too old for any hairstyle… especially not one who dances! Life is short; do you, Nancy!
You’re probably right! Hmmmm
I’ve seen the Cooper photos but not the Fassbender ones.
She was always just a rebound for Harry. He never seemed that into it.
How do people even recognise her? She has such a non-descript and forgettable face. I doubt I would be able to pick her out of a lineup.
Nah, I too am really getting the boho version of waity kates master plan of trying to win a prince back after she was dumped for being a cling-on. Cressida is posing too hard and getting out and about too much at the moment for me to think otherwise. Like kate “who hated the media” until she needed to use them for her own ends – getting papped whilst out with the spray tan on in short short dresses, tacky boots on the lash with the orange sister.