Kim Kardashian basically flew into Paris for a day to attend the Valentino show and a party for Vogue. One day, and she had like five costume changes. Seriously. I already covered the Valentino photos – go here to see. Those pics look especially good compared to Kim’s utter mess at the Vogue party. I think it’s Balmain. I’m including those photos in this post. A leopard-print skirt with a mis-matched belt, half sheer top and black lipstick? HONEY NO.
Anyway, Radar has this amusing take on just how sad Kim and Kanye’s marriage is already. I totally believe this:
Is Kanye West the next Kris Humphries? Just 46 days after the rapper and Kim Kardashian said “I Do,” reports claim that the couple have spent less than two weeks in the same bed. And now, RadarOnline.com has learned, sources close to the couple say that when they actually are together, they’re “miserable!”
As Radar reported, the tension began on the honeymoon from hell in Ireland where Kardashian was bored when her new husband attempted to expose her to museums and artwork.
“Kim complained and sulked the entire time they were in Ireland on their honeymoon,” an insider revealed. “She didn’t like the cooler damp climate, and the lack of high-end designer stores. Kanye tried to arrange tours of local museums, but she wanted nothing to do with it. Only Kim would go to Ireland and be bored, and go to two separate movies in the same day in a foreign country!”
The couple recently attempted a honeymoon re-do when Kardashian demanded that they take a second honeymoon at pal Joe Francis‘ luxurious estate in Puta Mita, Mexico, but there, the couple’s differences were on display yet again.
“Kanye was miserable and brooding,” the insider claimed. “He isn’t really the ‘lounge by the pool kind of guy.’ Kanye now recognizes that Kim’s main interest are shopping and lounging around a pool,” the insider said. “It’s really concerning to Kanye that Kim doesn’t even want to try to experience new things.”
And increasingly, they’re living separate lives. According to reports over the weekend, the couple spent just 9 nights together in their first 43 days of marriage — a number that has ticked up at least one since Kardashian flew to Paris to meet up with her man on Wednesday. In addition, the couple recently put their multi-million-dollar Bel Air dream home on the market, leaving Kardashian living with her mom Kris Jenner while West tours the world.
While I think Kim and Kanye will probably make it through (at least for a year or so), wouldn’t it be hilarious if they filed for divorce this year? It would be epic. Kanye would rant about it for YEARS. But seriously, did Kanye NOT understand that Kim is a vapid famewhore who prefers shopping and sunbathing to experiencing new cultures and going on adventures?
Photos courtesy of Getty, WENN.
Why are we still talking about these people? Does anyone actually care or is it just that gossip has been slow lately?
This STORY IS CRAP
Best way for their marriage to last. Spend little actual time together
absence makes the heart grows fonder.
Absence makes the marriage longer.
So, Humphries she used him for ratings and Kanye for money and long hoped for respectability? Guess that one didn’t work out for her.
She’s trying way too hard to do that “JLo stare down” look in the eyes. It’s not working Kim.
Hell, it doesn’t work for JLo either.
This!
That is true ! JLo looks most beautiful when she is naturally smiling…there is no need for that deep stare she gives the cameras. Kim really needs to stop too.
It’s a slow gossip day.
They didn’t spend loads of time together before being married, so i understand that they wouldn’t after. Both parties agreed to terms prior to marriage and I dont feel sorry for either of them.
I have to laugh at myself for finding Kanye the more likable person in their relationship! Who knew I’d have a preference between them? Lol
Wow, I was fooled, too, Kanye. I totally saw Kim as a deep thinker, culture lover and extensive reader of great literature. Huh. Guess you never know.
and a scholar of early medieval texts.
Some people are just amazing at hiding their true selves
I heard a story reporting they are not moving into that big mansion they renovated. They are going to sell it and claim to make a profit but that’s a lie…they (I mean Kanye) has put so much into that house, there is no way they could make even a slight profit off it’s sale. Kim does not want to live with a man…she did this with Humphries too.
I think it’s a very bad sign that they sold the house they’ve been renovating. That just screams “marital discord.”
Maybe they don’t need the LA house anymore…with Kylie and Bruce out of Kris’s house, there’s tons of space. Kanye’s never in LA either–usually NYC or Paris. They’ll probably use the $ to buy something ridiculous in Manhattan and use that as their permanent residence. LA is super out of the way if they’re flying to and from Europe each week.
Nah, it means “We need kash.” These two had a very detailed contract, and cohabitation after marriage probably wasn’t in it. Kanye needs to be with his boo in Paris.
I give them until just after the holidays, after the last quarter. Then the litany will begin: “We’ve decided to separate although we will remain good friends,” “Of course we want the best for our daughter,” and the capper – “Please respect our privacy at this difficult time.” That will be the highest hilarity.
No, I think selling the house and claiming they jumped into the flipping game is a way to hide the fact the rumors Kanye is having financial problems. It’s not an effective way of doing so since we all see through it but. . .
THIS!!
She’ll never move out of her mother’s house.
Shocking. He aspires to higher culture and she just wants to be papped and take selfies in various outfits.
why does she always insist on being a walking optical illusion?
someone needs to tell her that what she thought is her fabric sample book is actually a 3D stereogram compilation.
*goes to a dark room to lie down*
that outfit is EPIC.
re their marriage – yeah, that’s pretty much what we all assumed would happen, right?
I’m sure we all assumed the marriage wouldn’t really be a conventional marriage and that it won’t last. But I’m still shocked how little time they both spend with their daughter. As a side note, Reggie Bush is getting married this weekend, wonder how Kim feels about that?
yes, it does shock the conscience, so to say, how little time they spend with north. it’s super sad.
The makeup is epic as well – so heavy for July! Just Fugly all round. And yes, I didn’t think they’d make it through the first year. Let the countdown begin.
Like, sis-TER that top is NAGL.
Kanye has been obsessed with Kim for years,he’s not letting go. There’s no way they’re getting divorced any time soon.
Yup, my thoughts exactly. She won’t let go either, as he is her eternal meal ticket. This story is obvious bunk.
Just because they won’t let go doesn’t mean it’s not DOA.
Like OH. MY. GOD. What the f#ck is she thinking wearing that outfit?
ha
I like Kim’s outfit, but it’s odd on her body. I’m not sure if the fabric/rope spacing on the shirt should really look like that or if it’s her boobs. And the shoes were an awful choice.
I would think Kim like’s to try new things, but it’s just that her and Kanye aren’t into the same things. For example, remember the zipline photo ans “sad Kanye”? HA! I don’t think Kanye is upset about the marriage; i think Kim is. Most likely, Kanye is so self-involved that he assumes Kim is happy and Kim is scared to confront him. This can’t be a happy union. They’re never together. Kim never looks happy. Kanye never looks happy. Most importantly, where the heck is North? I loved that Kim talked about mothers having it all. Seems easy if that means others looking after your children.
she looks like a manikin in the green belted outfit. maybe she got more work done or something but she seriously looks like a manikin. it’s frightening
This is shocking.
Hey Kanye, do you really think she married you because she loved you? She needed an upgrade after the debacle with whatshisname and you were it. Being with you put a D-list tramp on the A-List. If she loved you she would have been with you years ago. Idiot!
This times 1000 ^^^^^^^
She needed a story line for her show, nobody can be naive enough to think otherwise.
They will always have the Vogue Cover…..
Don’t feel bad, Kanye. North won’t spend any time with her either.
Things are actually working out well for Kim vis a vis Kanye. The Ktrashs are now hanging out with Wintour, Valentino and the other fashion Gurus on a regular basis. This was their goal. What happens to North (crazy name) or the marriage is just collateral damage.
You know you are a waste of oxygen when Kanye West comes out of an article looking better than you do.
Reality is crashing down on KW now, he might stick it out for a year, two tops, (and only that because of the baby) then the boredom will be too much and he’ll be gone. I have a feeling he married her thinking he’d get her away from her useless fame-whore family and re-invent Kim in his own image, or what he sees as his own image. It ain’t gonna happen though, KK is a one-trick pony with neither the ambition nor the brains to be anything more.
Exactly! Kim’s mediocrity and petulance almost makes Kanye seem cultured and intellectual by comparison. I’m sure he is trying to conquer and mold her to his specs, and will become frustrated once it dawns on him that Kim will always be lazy, uncurious, and dim.
Yep. I know love is blind-but it’s so obvious to the rest of the world. When Kanye is raging against the papps/consumerism/superficial whatever-he can’t see that his wife and her trashy family completely embody all that he supposedly disdains?
Just a week, or two, ago she was rambling on about how hard it is to be a mother AND juggle all of her other activities and she just had to prioritize!!! like her mom taught her. It seems that what she has been doing is flying to the east coast, flying to France (and wherever else she “needs” to be seen) and back to L.A. No wonder that poor child appears confused whenever a picture is caught showing Kim holding her – the baby has NO idea who her parents are.
I also read, the other day, that the “fixer-upper” house was being sold “as is” – that they (she) decided it was too far away from her mom! So, renovation has stopped (on their part) and new buyer would need to complete the work – or, tear it down completely.
I can’t stand this family because all they do is posture for the publicity – if they were working on something worthwhile that would be great. But to make money off of just flaunting your life – crazy. But, this is like watching a train wreck – you just can’t seem to help yourself! And I am guilty of that. What a train wreck this is.
Just reading about all the flying she’s been doing exhausts me. No matter how much money you have, a 9 hour flight is still a 9 hour flight. How does her Ass of Lies not get sore as hell, even in first class? Or can she not feel anything ass-wise anymore?
Perhaps the Ass of lies is Tempur-pedic.
I assume she just rests easier on the flight knowing she has a built-in flotation device.
LOL @moneypenny!!
I don’t know. Kanye is so narcissistic that I can see it taking to this point to realize that they are not a match for one another. I don’t think Kim is as narcissistic as she is psychologically brainwashed by her mother and damaged from her previous relationships. I actually feel more pity for Kim than anything. I know a lot of folks think Kim is a narcissist but she is what we call in clinical psychology a “shadow narcissist,” which is when a child becomes a narcissist to either please the narcissist parent (Kris) or to rebel against a narcissist parent by thinking only of themselves to an extreme. I can see why, she lost her father at a very young age and the only parent she has left IS a narcissist so she tries to emulate the behaviour of the narcissist parent and do everything the narcissist parent wants. If you look at everything Kim has said and done what makes anyone think she is really capable of thinking for herself? I think there’s a war between 2 narcissists for Kim’s love and affection. Kris wants her to remain the trashy reality star that is really just an extension of herself and Kanye wants to make her into a high end fashion star that is really an extension of himself. Kim has never done anything that Kim wants and that is the source of her emptiness.
Bingo!
How is he a better parent when he is not there either? How much time has he really spent with North?
Edit: Not sure why this posted here as I was commenting on someone else’s post about Kanye being the better parent.
Is that like compensatory narcissism?
Awesome question @Elizabeth and I will try to explain it as best as I can in layman’s terms so everyone can understand. Shadow narcissism is the concept of a child raised by a narcisisst parent(s) emulating the behaviour that the narcissistic parent exhibits. Shadow narcissism is more of a concept and term we use to explain how a person can get NPD than a type of narcisissm but we use could use it as a term and I know I have. Kanye could be a prime example of a compensatory narcissist and Kim is a prime example of a shadow narcissist but I could also make the case that she is compensatory too. Hopefully that makes sense. The idea presented is that children are like shadows of their parents in the narcissist parent’s eyes and so they will do what the parent does. But a person exhibiting narcissistic behaviour can be considered a shadow narcissist if their primary caregiver growing up was also a narcissist which is actually thought to be a majority of the narcissists out there. The problem with people who have NPD is that most of them were raised with values that allowed narcissistic behaviour to take over and you have to undo the patients ENTIRE childhood and the values they were raised with. Shadow narcis
sists are most likely to have a greater chance of being successfully treated but usually that means that they suffered emotional, verbal and physocal abuse at the hands of the narcissist parent and usually exhibits itself in the terms of borderline personality disorder in the child which is easier to treat than narcissism.
There’s a hilarious typo in the article within the article. The place where Joe Francis’ estate is located is Punta Mita, but the article states “Puta Mita”. Puta is Spanish for “bitch”. LMAO. Somehow, the typo seems appropriate here.
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WHAT’S THAT KANYE? You didn’t know until now that Kim doesn’t have any interest beside famewhoring and shopping?? Ok then, imma let you finish but first, here’s a medal for being the most clueless person on the planet.
You hit it the nail on the head!
Like he was really surprised by this? I call BS. He knew her for years, wanted her, and now he’s got her.
Shoulda stuck to lusting after her from afar, idiot.
Oh my heart is broken-this is such sad, shocking news! I thought their love would outlast time itself! Really-I do not believe he even tried to take Glory Mouth Barbie to a museum. He had to know better. The only art she wants to see involves herself and Photoshop.KK in a museum is as believable as…well as Nori pointng to Kim and saying”Mommy”.
I think this story could be true .
When people lust after someone from afar they tend to build a fantasy image of the person and what life would be like with them. When that fantasy becomes a reality it falls short what they expected it should be like, look at katie Holmes and Tom Crusie and look how that turned out.
I don’t have a problem with her outfit. It’s a great outfit (it looks meh on her, but I’m sure somebody else could rock it). My problem are her cheeks and how pale they are compared to the rest of her. Maybe it’s just the lightning but her cheeks are at least a shade or two paler than her forehead and that’s not okay. She’s got 100 shades of foundation at her disposal and she gets it wrong anyway. SMH.
Also, is it really mean that I actually giggled at the headline? I mean, it’s pretty hilarious. Two whole years of them declaring that their epic love is eternal and 46 days after they tie the knot, the kid is god-knows-where with god-knows-who and they’re “miserable”. It’s pretty funny.
Well I still am not sure that they are married. They had events in Europe that looked like a wedding but was not legal either there or here. So exactly when did they get legally married and gee…how did the paps miss it? Until I see the license I am not buying anything with these two stunt queens.
Funny how she looks like Nadya Suleman, the Octomom, lately. Like all of the botox and surgeries make them all mold into this one generic face.
I know people have said that he’s inlove with her but why does he always look miserable / pissed around her? I’ve seen photos of him with his ex Amber whatsherface and he used to smile a lot and look happy. So weird. He should be happier now that he’s married to the girl of his dreams.
Ugly trashy non fitting dress (like all her clothes) she’s wearing… God..
Kanye wanted to take her to museums??? I had no idea he was into visiting museums, surprised am I that he has some brains? Since he is her new husband I actually tought he was as ignorant as she is… Well, being so clueless for so long is actually stupid… but HE LIKES GOING TO MUSEUMS????
I’m astonished….
His mother was a professor of English at Clark Atlanta University, and Chair of the English Dept. at Chicago State University. You would think he had some brains, right?
In 2008 for a hot minute (and by hot minute, I mean close to a year), I dated a guy from Chicago who was at one point friends with Kanye. There was a picture of him, Kanye and some of their other friends from back in 1998. Kanye was really young looking and I barely recognized him. It seems that at one point Kanye was a really cool easy going dude who was bright and intelligent and if you have ever been to Chicago and the museums there I can see why they would be an important part of his life as Chicago has some of the best museums I have ever been to.
But my date told me that after Kanye got in that car accident in 2004 (I think?) that Kanye became more paranoid and prone to being angry and going into rages as well as developing a pain killer addiction. While his mother was alive, she kept him in line and was able to help him and his mom died less than 6 months prior to me seeing this guy. Kanye had recently told him to lose his number because he didn’t want anyone freeloaders in his life. My date was really sore about losing the friendship as he had no desire to freeload and just wanted to be his friend and sounded genuinely concerned for him as did a few of the other people in that circle who I met. He blames the accident more than fame because for two years after his accident he saw the personality changes that we see and know in Kanye in the present and they were not present before the accident. I have never met Kanye he just seems like a narcissistic ass to me but my date swore that he wasn’t always this way and that car accident did something to him. I don’t know I chose to believe him though. I get the feeling that aspects of the personality that we see now were always there.
A car accident could have caused brain damage from a concussion or some sort of internal bleeding and pressure. Even slight damage to the brain can cause personality change. Interesting…
I’m over trashing Kim for being bored in Ireland (and who knows if that’s actually true)–it sounds super boring!! Most couples I know who’ve gotten married planned honeymoons at the beach. After all the wedding craziness, you just want to relax by the pool. Not every aspect of Kim’s life needs to (or should be) experiencing new cultures, or whatever the article said. She should be allowed to get some down time (after, of all things, her wedding) without being scrutinized.
this!
Come on, it’s your Honeymoon, it could be a closet and you would enjoy it if you loved your spouse. She was bored because she is boring and if she’s not distracted by flashbulbs or sparkly objects she doesn’t know how to amuse herself.
Yes, that print makes your thighs look huge and odd, and, yes, that crochet top looks like a dark version of that termite queen dress she wore a couple weeks ago. NO, you do NOT look like a MILF.
Every photo proves her cluelessness and stylelessness, down to the shoes, the hair, the attitude. The choices she makes are astoundingly hideous!
How can a person dress THAT badly so CONSISTENTLY?
Because they want attention. Plus because THEY think they look good then they think everyone else must think they look good and if you don’t think they look good then that is because you don’t get them.
Meh- they’re not together all the time…. that’s how beard marriages work. Kanye gets to be with Ricardo- and Kim still continues being a high priced call girl. All parties win.
What the crap, Kanye, how did you not know this about the sunbathing and shopping?! Do you not watch Keeping up with the Kardashians and read the Daily Mail? Jesus Yeezus…
These two are just getting started. She loves him pushing her on the media in articles and interviews and the extra fame it’s brought her as the Kardashian Glow is fading. She loves all this attention on her from him.
How many days have they spent with nOrphan?
How many times did they go to the bathroom….I just gotta know. 🙂
At least Kim has a husband that she doesn’t have to deal with everyday like she did with Kris Humphries.
Yes, because that is why one marries, to avoid spending time with your loved one.
I think we all knew this was a charade for ratings, money and the hope for prestige for Kim. (That didn’t work). The sad and disgusting thing about this is that they involved a child. That is the most abhorrent thing about all of this.
But see, it did work for Kim, kind of. She got a Vogue cover, is suddenly wearing haute couture (although it’s usually horribly fitted), and she’s now front row at major fashion shows. That’s all she wanted out of life. She is so lame.
Oh George Clooney we need you again, at least we need you OP-ED writing skills.
I stood by the doorway and counted 9 times.
That severe hair makes me feel stabby. I HATE IT.
I kind of like her top. But why again is she suddenly a fashion darling? Why? She has NO fashion sense, even fashion bloggers think she’s awful.
I’m a hollywood nanny and Kim is going to get a wake up call when North starts calling the nanny “mommy”. The kids call me mom… It’s very common for young kids to do that but With Kim, I think she’ll freak out and will Hopefully be a wake up call that she needs to spend more time with North.
Eh doubtful though….
Hope the cameras are rolling when that happens.
That’s a weird complaint??? – If Hollywood mothers started spending more time with their kids wouldn’t that put you out of a job?
Do you not know children? It’s not a weird complaint at all.
Eight is enough? Nope, nine is.
And only 9 seconds with North.
I’m not worried. He had his motives for the alliance. I’m sure he has a plan. Besides, if the rampant rumors about his sexuality are true, then one could hardly expect him to suddenly change his habits.
Kanye has been on concert tours, so he might just be a little busy working. Remember private jets, Homes in Paris, LA, NYC and Kim’s diamonds are not going to pay for themselves, so off to work Kanye.
Also, little North trust fund is’t going to fun itself, can you imagine the scandal and disgrace if little North has fewer millions in her trust fund than her Hollywood Kindergarten school mates?
If only money grew on trees Kenye and other husbands could stay home and water that tree.
Did I forget to mention paying the army of Nannies, Helpers, drivers, bodyguards, personal assistants, make up team and stylist…………..Can you blame Kanye for being on the road working himself to exhaustion?
He chose the most expensive, high maintenance Kardashian as his mate.
And how many nights did she spend with North by the way?