A few nights ago, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attended a party to celebrate his August cover of Details Magazine. Well, somebody might have slipped Aniston about five mojitos, because chica decided to wax rhapsodic about her man. And it was funny. I mean, if you asked me to explain why I love Benedict Cumberbatch so much, I wouldn’t be able to be incredibly eloquent either – it would come out like “He’s sexy and unconventional and…um…his voice…mmmm…” – but Jennifer’s description of Justin is just sort of oddball. She probably was buzzed. Or perhaps she smoked a joint before the party?
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux stepped out of their comfort zone Tuesday night at a dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar. She is normally tight-lipped when it comes to their relationship, but she let her guard down just for a bit to talk to WWD about her fiancé.
“I commend him for his courage. This is not normal for him. He’s so graceful and utterly kind and golden,” she said. Details magazine convened the dinner in Theroux’s honor to toast his August cover and his star turn on the HBO series “The Leftovers.”
“It is amazing. He’s just so beautiful and handsome to me, and I love that his eyeballs are so beautifully captured because those eyes just knock me out every day,” the actress continued, now getting poetic about her better half. “He just gets better every year. He’s just like a lost gem in the sand, and he’s just always been there and been brilliant, and now this is just in a different light.”
Theroux said he felt comfortable on the shoot, which he helped style. “They wanted me to incorporate my style. I just brought basically old T-shirts and jeans — nothing major. It’s always a bummer when you show up to a shoot, and they’re like, ‘Here’s a pink leather [piece]’ and you’re like, ‘I don’t really want to wear that.’”
The 42-year-old, in a Dior Homme suit, said he’s starting to dress more age-appropriate these days.
“I can’t wear things that are totally ripped anymore or completely beaten to s–t. That’s a young man’s game. As you get older, you have to clean it up a little bit.”
“His eyeballs are so beautifully captured”… she had to be baked!! That’s the kind of sh-t you say when you’re high. “I love that your dog is so… hairy.” Or: “Bro, your chin is… epic.” Here’s what I don’t get: why was the Details cover “courageous”? I don’t understand. Truly. You could stretch and applaud him for stepping out of his comfort zone (but even then, it’s a magazine cover not “eating haggis for the first time”), but “courage” is so weirdly misapplied here.
Meanwhile, Star Magazine claims the JustJen wedding is happening… soon. Very soon.
The world’s most-anticipated wedding is all planned out — and it’s just around the corner! According to insiders, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are finally moving full-steam ahead with their plans to say “I do” on July 26 in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
The wedding will reportedly take place in an intimate ceremony at San Jose del Cabo’s stunning Flora Farm — a venue so secluded it can only be accessed by a dirt road! “It’s absolutely magnificent,” a source says of the stunning location. “There are luscious trees and greenery surrounding the entire property.”
Jen and Justin are reportedly spending nearly $2 million on their nuptials, with famous guests like Ben Stiller, Jason Bateman, Courteney Cox, Chelsea Handler and more in attendance. But, despite the expensive location, the actress wants the rest of the wedding to be low key.
“This evening for her will be all about making memories with those she loves the most,” the insider explains. “That’s what’s important to Jen now.”
As I keep saying, I would love if this wedding happened sooner rather than later. If they ran off and did a quick wedding in Cabo, that would be excellent. Fingers crossed, loonies.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
“…and I love that his eyeballs are so beautifully captured because those eyes just knock me out every day[.]” yes, she was high as hell. haha
Indeed.
Didn’t she once say she loved to watch Mayer think thoughts?
did she? haha.
I agree, she was high, had to be. Did you notice she said “just” 6 times – SIX TIMES – in that one breathless spurt of inarticulate praise? Maybe because his name is JUSTin. It confused me to find myself liking her more for it but at the same time thinking she was kind of dim.
She was just so over the top as she just went on and on about how she just loves him so much and just admires how brave he is. But I guess perhaps she just never really knew quite how to talk about her man until just now and so really it is just a beautiful thing.
@rhiley-
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
@Rhiley
Superb! LOL
For the love of God just get married already!!!
@Monkey Towz, who wrote: “For the love of God just get married already!!!”
Agreed.
@Kaiser, who wrote: “As I keep saying, I would love if this wedding happened sooner rather than later. If they ran off and did a quick wedding in Cabo, that would be excellent. Fingers crossed, loonies.”
Me too! I would be thrilled to death if these two nutty kids flew down to Cabo next weekend and got hitched. This wedding could ‘not’ happen soon enough for me. Fingers ‘and’ toes crossed! 🙂
+1
I was thinking Wizard of Oz, “Ca-ca-courage”. Who the hell calls their boyfriend a diamond in the rough, essentially? She may have been stoned, but the comments on him seem a bit…removed? The use of eyeballs versus eyes is hilarious. Hopefully, this was not a prepared speech. lol.
I wonder how she sees past the massive amount of guy-liner to notice any of his balls.
Guyliner, ha.
I have had zero sleep working on deadlines. They seem happy. I can’t hate on her comments that come out kind of laughable. because she loves him and it comes across. He seems in love. I don’t get the hate.
I like people in love and don’t like it when they get ridiculed for being too romantic. I like Jennifer, never understood her taste in men though. They are in love and she is allowed after couple of glasses of wine to be not that articulate and more emotional than usual. I think it’s sweet she likes the guy so much.
Personally, i detest the kind of comments that Liv Tyler made. That is just plain stupid imo, never thought one of my favourite girls in Hollywood would be so tasteless.
Hahaha, nice one Jen!
I love them, they’re funny
Have a nice week-end everyone!
I’m laughing at her description of him.
it’s nice that she likes him so much, but what she said reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from “Heathers”.
Call me when the shuttle lands.
She is definitely high and drunk in this interview. But we can’t really blame the alcohol nor the drugs for the fact that she sounds this stupid – Jennifer is not articulate and doesn’t sound intelligent at all. Remember her infamous quote about John Mayer thinking thoughts? It’s best she sticks to her brain capacity which is talking about her hair, body and drinks.
I sincerely hope these to get married so that the Jeniopaths might finally leave Brad and Angelina alone. Don’t think that will ever happen because Jennifer is nothing with her ex relationship with Brad and even her fans seems to know it. If it wasn’t for Brad she would have faded away from the spotlight long ago just like rest of the Friends cast.
PS: as I mentioned on the other thread – only C listers throws a party to celebrate a magazine cover. Jennifer and Huvane are really giving everything they can to try and make this flop tv show a hit. Really funny to watch their games.
Do you have to have an inflated sense of superiority to be a fan of Brad and Angelina? Asking for a friend.
PS – Everyone in the triangle needs to get over it – fans on both sides and Jennifer and Brad and Angelina. All 3 of them have used it when they needed it.
PPS – I will be using the word “Jeniopath” – it is most amusing.
@Janey: I didn’t know I came across superior in my comment but thank you for letting me know. I will try and not sound like that in the future:)
PS: as for the Jeniopaths – well I am just sick and tired of her fans calling us Brangeloonies so I just invented this instead – Jennifer plus sociopaths = Jeniopaths
Did Jennifer do something mean to you?
This is a gossip site which is named Celebitchy. People come here to write their opinions and I write mine.
Do you see me attacking others for praising and idolising her? No because they are allowed to their opinions the same way I am allowed to mine.
None of us knows any of the celebrities and only base our opinions on what we see.
I assume that Jen reminds her of someone, possibly from her youth? Perhaps a favoured sister? Or maybe the leader of a clique that wouldnt let her in? Or it could be a class monitor who got her in trouble?
The point is its always personal for these triangle of doom people. Thats why even the most inane stories on either of them breed vitriol, their fans just keep projecting their own personal issues onto these tabloid personas.
Yeah there’s always a healthy dose of psychological projection in all the comments.
Yeah, I don’t think you can blame drugs or booze,
Here’s what she said about John Mayer…
He’s a rare one. He is extraordinary and it is wonderful to watch him… the way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts… it’s beautiful.”
Gross.
Although I feel like every woman who dates Mayer gushes about how amazing he is until they catch him cheating.
Ahhh….will the triangle never end???? BALLS
biggity balls, babe…
🙂
Eye balls. I’ll see your eyeball and raise you a testicle. My final offer.
lol
Ii is his eyeBALLS what we talking ?
@therealmaya – This is said with no snark nor sarcasm – that was a helluva classy reply to my earlier, snarky comment.
I can imagine John Mayer thinking thoughts is like a child holding their breath, inflating their cheeks, turning red and grunting as if straining to pooh.
lol! ^awesome.
He does have really pretty eyeballs tho.
Mmm…mojitos.
Have you done a dissection, or removed them from the skull?
Oh, well, there you have it, drunk as a skunk in the AM, this explains it.
I keep them in a jar by my nightstand next to the baby pig fetus.
Were you on an episode of Oddities? I think I saw you, you’re a steampunk contortionist sword-swallower, right?
My husband had his gallbladder removed. If I’d known, I’d have saved it for you.
Whoa. Full stop. Everything steampunk annoys the ever living sh*t outta me and if I see one more burner in stripes on stilts…
GNATtothe3rdpowersquared, I bet he had a lovely gallbladder too. Pass the wine. 😀
Hell, I’ll donate my gall bladder. I don’t even know what it’s for anyway, and I have never been on familiar terms with my innards. Besides, that might take care of the 5 pounds I gained over the 2012 holidays. Yes, 2012. Do you want the damn thing or not?
At first I thought someone was joking around with that statement. So she actually said that? Wow, I’m sorry but she is dumb. A cover shoot for a magazine is courageous? Who says things like that?
I always cringe whenever I watch her interviews. Not a lot going on up there…
Her craziness and lack of eloquence aside, this dude always has so much to say about what he wears. I’ve never heard a man so obsessed with his little outfits. He actually cares about what he wears to play a role? He seems so flippin’ insecure about his image.
They really suit one another…
I agree!
This is how he speaks? .. they’re like…you’re like..
He is no Benedict Cumberbatch (spelling?)
Yep, she’s high. And drunk.
Erm….the lady is high on life and love and guyliner. Jesus, that is some Faulkner-level stream of (almost) conciousness shit.
No doubt she was buzzed still the lady is a great business person, savvy at publicity, but not a good conversationalist and so superficial . I find it hilarious that she thinks a photoshoot is courageous- imagine the heat Goop would get for saying that.
I actually thought it was cute and sweet. I love my husband’s nose. It’s just so beautiful, and the other night we were out with another couple and after a couple of glasses of wine, I was just captivated by his nose, and I wondered how everyone else in the room wasn’t noticing how lovely it was. Lol
Lmao GoodNamesAllTakenSomethingAboutBlondeHighlights, I want some of that wine.
“Wine”, um-kay. That’s a euphemism for something stronger, I’m guessing.
Extra points and kudos for using her full name, haha.
It was really good wine, in ample supply.
Look what you started with my poor name. Just because the comment was about blondes and I wrote that I was blonde, but my natural honest nature came through, so I put I’m blonde with highlights, then I thought that was confusing so I put I’m a natural blonde with highlights. Was it tmi?
Here, I fixed it:
GoodNamesAllTakenfromtheblondewithhighlightswearingbeigebootieshortsoverathong,whodoesnotvacuumunderthebed
How the hell did that one make it past the mods? 🙋
I thought it was your doing, non-steam-punk: (correction, so I don’t get hurt) contortionist magician?
aw…that’s nice.
I feel the same way about the bf’s eyes (eyeballs?). dark brown and deep with long thick lashes…le sigh…
and LMAO at Kiddo…you SLAY me.
I feel that way about my husband’s arms and hands. They’re beautiful. He gets embarrassed when I say so in polite society. Luckily, we’re seldom in polite society.
i’ve got pretty eyeballs too, but you can’t see them at the moment cuz they’re staring backwards in time…
anyhow, i think the overall tone of the conversation is sweet. you know you love someone when you try to be poetic and laudatory and not afraid to just throw literary caution to the wind.
What a great observation, lowercase! (And love yr screen name.) you think like a writer. Just sayin.
Why have there been so many Justin Theroux stories lately? I didn’t realize he was that interesting.
He has a new show, and he’s a courageous hero because he sat for photos in his long researched and deliberated-upon apparel, and he has eyeballs. Try to keep up, Missy! You’re falling behind.
Lol – you win the internet war. The best and funniest reply on this thread.
Ha! That sums it up nicely.
Hahahahahaha!
He’s promoting his new show. And she’s got her perfume. That’s why we keep reading all of these fascinating stories about them. It’s not just that they’re so interesting.
I think a few people on here need to blaze up. chill out. we’ve all said thing when drunk. be happy for them. let’s end the love triangle nonsense. let it go!
Hear, hear.
Would they just get married already so i can stop clicking on stories about when they’re getting married/not getting married..They’re kind of boring in actuality.
I love them together, so nice picture !
Drunk? High?
No way
She is “with child”
I have to say, this is the first time I feel like I actually “get” their relationship. I feel like I understand their dynamic now.
Well, someone was clearly having a good time at the party.
All the things this man have acquired since hooking up with JA, reminds me of women who pay their husbands way through medical school or until they pass the bar then he gets a younger woman and leave. That being said, you would think the way Aniston described her fiance it was something said by Jennifer lawrence, JA is pushing fifty, it’s plain to see and read why Brad Pitt had to dump her, you have to grow up get old and get wisdom sometime, JA don’t seem to be able to do that, seem as if she wants to act, look and pretend she is twenty something all of her life.
The World’s Most Aniticipated Wedding?
Whoever wrote THAT was high for sure
I keep thinking she is going to pull through with some intelligence but sadly … I imagine her depth is that of a 21 sorority sister. He is just plain oily and creepy!!!!!
I know they are trying hard to make him the new IT boy, but if the best they can come up with is a variation on why women think of how great his different “balls” are, then they need to try a bit harder.
Man, the morning DJs really cleaned up the quote and added their personal hyperboles to make the quote more than it should be, thus proving that heading to the internet and sifting through the gossip is much better than believing them.
Yep, she was likely high, but I don’t get the hyperbole on her end. Just saying that his eyes looked pretty would’ve been good enough. Or that she loved the cover or that the cover is her favorite picture of him would’ve worked too.
The eyeball thing makes me think of Jeff from Coupling and one of his incessant scrambling to explain a bizarre compliment to/awkward moment with a pretty woman.
She always says things in a quirky way and is far from dumb. I think they’re cute together, a good match!
You do not have to be smart to make money, just gotta have a game plan.
I know she doesn’t articulate well but she’s a savvy business woman and that takes some brains.
@Mrs McCubbins, who wrote: “I know she doesn’t articulate well but she’s a savvy business woman and that takes some brains.”
It’s probably more likely that Jen has ‘savvy’ business advisors.
I guess she hasn’t seen the revealed blind item at CDAN that Theroux has had sex with models courtesy of his buddy T. Richardson. Theroux is still Smilin’ Bob of the Enzyte male enhancement ads. And we can’t forget that Aniston complimented John Mayer about the thoughts that he thinks.
@DenG, who wrote: “I guess she hasn’t seen the revealed blind item at CDAN that Theroux has had sex with models courtesy of his buddy T. Richardson. ”
Say what, WHAAAT??
She looks pretty gooned in these pictures and the last couple of months, her face has looked kind of non human. Her lipstick goes way beyond her lips and she looks like she could be in a horror movie (as the lead). I’ve never seen her look this awful. She would look a lot better if she lost the makeup, vodka and bud.
I think she though “eyeballs” was cute and endearingly funny, but made her sound ridiculous. Glad she loves him, but nevertheless, ridiculous description. “Courageous” ?!?! For what, doing a show where you are paid mega-$ and going on magazines???? That’s courage!??! She needs a vocabularly lesson if she thinks that word was the right one to use. “Out of his comfort zone”, “Taking a chance on the unknown”, ec. so many different ways to say it . So yeah, likely buzzed.
But alas buzzed or not, Jennifer A. has NEVER been the most articullate and intelligent sounding actress. She tallks like she’s 20 and most of her talk is about hair, her friends etc. and superficial stuff in interviews. So it’s not like her brain gets much of a workout you know. The body works out, the brain, not so much. And she spends most of her time in a bikini on holidays when not making bad romcoms. Maybe she should visit a museum or do something educational once in awhile LOL, you know try using her head for something else besides her hair.
way harsh. She directs, does projects and is a business woman . Just because you see her take a vacation twice a year (sure all of us on this board take vacations) doesn’t mean you can call her dumb. Jeebus.
@Kaiser – That’s the kind of sh-t you say when you’re high. “I love that your dog is so… hairy.”Or: “Bro, your chin is… epic.”
LOL … ultimately, Mojito Stoner epiphanies hold entertainment value (and get the award for heart) compared to narcissistic, programmed non-compliments.
She seems more into him than he into her.
Oh Jenni! Girl is in Looorve… what a cornball. it’s pretty adorable.
Gotta say something here – She is not really the most articulate person, but not being articulate does not mean you are dumb. Aniston has been in this business for decades and still is A list – think that takes some smarts and biz-savvy …
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Oops.
I like her better high. But Star Mag really? THE WORLDS MOST ANTICIPATED wedding?? Gimme a break!
LMAO!
‘…the world’s most anticipated wedding’
Really? By who?
The lady is reaching.