Full disclosure: my inner goth girl would love to have Khloe Kardashian’s long black dress in these photos. I dislike the jacket, but the dress is awesome. I used to have an excellent skirt made out of the same material… damn, what happened to that skirt?
Anyway, these are some pics of Khloe at LAX a few days ago. The dress is flattering and slimming, so maybe that’s why Khloe’s Pinocchio Butt is looking a bit smaller here? I can’t figure it out. Seriously, go back and look at some of those old Pinocchio Butt photos from a few months ago. Khloe’s butt/butt implants were ENORMOUS. Her butt was suddenly, shockingly huge. It was also really “high,” which many took as evidence of said butt implants. But in these photos, the Pinocchio seems smaller, not as high, not as wide.
So how did Khloe’s butt deflate? I have some theories. Some people emailed me and CB about whether or not Khloe was wearing butt pads on-and-off for several months. That’s one theory. Another is that she did get implants and they were relatively new back in April/May and now, like breast implants, the swelling has gone down. Theory #3 is that her butt is the same size but this dress is just really slimming. And yes, I can’t believe I’ve spent this much time talking about Khloe’s butt. But there you go.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Maybe she uses a push up butt spanx sometimes?
I think that’s her same butt. I just think in pants it’s so much more revealed due to the special Kardashian Tailoring. The skirt doesn’t tuck up around her rear, so it’s more flattering…
Exactly!!! They still haven’t realized that wearing clothes that fit right makes the person look thinner. They’re size 6-8 trying to fit in a 0.
If Kim-trash and Khlo-trash are a size 6-8, then so am I.
Yup, looks smaller because it’s black monochrome.
That’s still her butt (as in “her’s” in the fact she bought it). The dress just doesn’t look like a sack holding two badgers fighting over a corndog like most of her pants do.
Lol. Great image!
Badgers! Ha! How about two bear cubs under a blanket?
I think it’s the same Pinocchio Butt.
Or two badly parked volkswagens
Agree. Can see by the last pic that it’s the same Pinocchio Butt. The vest hits her at just the right spot to camoflauge it slightly.
I was thinking the same thing about the vest and where it hits her. It’s like it’s sitting on the butt,
It could have settled, right? I am too skeeved out to google exactly how a pinnochio butt is procured, but it must involve an invasive action that swells the tissues. Oh yuck, this makes me so ill.
HAAAA! THIS.
hahaaha
lol
LOLLLL. Agree. The dress is hiding the badgers/that mess.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard about butts!
I took everything in me to not spit water all over my screen just now. That made me laugh so hard!
Haven’t y’all heard of fat transfer? I really don’t think she has implants.
Eh, same thing. Whatever it was, something was implanted there to make it bigger than it actually, naturally is.
I’m going with the skirt. Same butt but the skirt slims it down.
Then there is her face…………………..yuk…………..it matches her soul.
Either way she looks better in this dress than the other stuff she thinks is sexy. Tragic really, how she is such a wannabe Kim, and failing miserably at it.
Technical question: If get butt implants and there’s swelling like after a boob job, can you actually sit and/or lay down? Or squeeze yourself into really tight skinny jeans?
I actually wondered that too !
I think its the dress slimming it down and a bit of settling.
Oh I think the pinocchio’s butt is still there, alive and well, it must be the photo angles or the black large dress.
It could be that the Pinocchibutt is settling a bit after surgery/implantation/whatever. Like fake boobs . Don’t they have to settle in for a while?
same butt – better outfit.
I do not think she has butt implants, but I do think she has had liposuction with fat transferred to her ass…
Could be the dress. Could be her ass swelling going down. Could be both…
I agree. I believe that both she and Kim got the Brazilian butt lift (lipo on waist plus fat transfer to @ss), not butt implants.
I agree.The dress is flattering but she has had some fat injections.Her butt looks completely different now.
Best.Title.Ever
You can buy padded knickers. Maybe it was that.
She is not attractive in any way, shape or form. Every time is see a close up of her skin on her show I get grosses out.
This. And look how lumpy her fake butt looks. Kylie copies everything that Khloe does unfortunately. Right now it is just with lip fillers but can the butt be far off? All the Kardashian and now the Jenner girls are so hyper-sexual that it is like without it they wouldn’t know how to act. What a sad and disgusting family.
Considering Kylie and Khloe are the odd sisters out, it makes sense that they would bond. You are right. They all are hypersexual and that is the only thing any of them, Khourtney excluding, have going for them.
It is definitely the clothes disguising the big butt; and if I wore that, I would look like just a back with legs coming out of it.
You made me laugh, reminds me of my poor ex-boyfriend, his non-existent ass barely held his pants up.
Lol giant asses are so overrated. Unless it’s natural, TONED, hard, and it’s flattering on clothes, it’s generally not a nice sight.
Yep. It sticks out like a pregnant belly, but on her ass lol. I b et she can’t actually lay flat on her back lol. Dumbest plastic surgery ever
I have a large butt myself (not purchased just bad genes) and if I wear REALLY good firm Spanx it will hold mine down quite a bit. So it could be that.
I believe you mean good genes ;). Embrace your natural curviness!
If you’ve got a big arse enjoy it. If you’ve got a small one, ditto. For gods sake don’t squirt stuff into it or suck stuff out of it.
That ass is a metaphor for the entire KarKlan. It will never, ever go away. It’s just that she has on black and is wearing a dress that isn’t as tight as usual.
Why would someone pay to get FAT transferred to their butt? You claim that you kill yourself in the gym, but your ass seems to be getting “fatter”? I don’t get it. Get a muscle transfer, dumbo.
Brush yo hair! Geez
What is the deal with the butts? I go to the gym five days a week precisely so my ass will not look like this immediately after I eat a bagel.
black men like ass. she wants to hook her a black man.
I don’t know but it’s still too big to me. You can see how big it is in the last photo. And I wouldn’t rag on it if it was her own, as she wouldn’t be able to help it.
But you’re still basically saying there’s something inherently wrong with a big behind – “she wouldn’t be able to help it” is something to be said about a true negative characteristic, trait, or feature. This is simply a matter of perception on what is attractive and what is not, and statements like this are essentially stating that even in a natural form, it’s still gross, but hey, what can be done…it’s not like that person can help it. It’s really just another symptom of the European standard of beauty that has historically, and still currently, defined how women should, or should aspire to, look – anything more befitting or representative of other cultures is to be derided and criticized as unnatural-looking or just plain ugly. Those of us who naturally look like this certainly don’t think “meh, but I can’t help it so I guess I’ll just have to learn to love myself.” Why must we always feel we have to meet a different standard of beauty because our God-given traits are deemed unacceptable or unattractive to the “mainstream”? There are plenty who find the size of her backside just fine, and plenty more who would love it even bigger.
I think big butts are celebrated in our culture in many ways, the Kardashians would not be buying them otherwise. I think what many people find unattractive about the K butts is their artificiality, they don’t look like they’re natural. Defend alternative figures all you want but please recognize that what turns a lot of us off is their plastic fantastic artificiality not the size of their rumps.
@Bob – understood, but the comment was more about “ew, her butt’s so big” not “ew, her butt is so big AND fake”. It’s the last line of Leprechaun’s comment that really gets me – “she wouldn’t be able to help it”; it’s so inherently demeaning to those who do naturally look like this as it offers up something wrong, crude, unnatural, ugly, despicable but then uncomfortably shifts into sympathy because, after all, it can’t be helped. No one needs to apologize for looking like this naturally, or accept sympathy and pity because we’re unfortunate to have this certain shape, and then further accept condolences because we’re simply “stuck” this way. Again, it’s just mainstream ideals deriding that which is not as widely exposed and therefore seen as anomalous and even freakish.
Going to throw my speculation in and say that her butt implants have “settled in”. Can anyone enlighten me as to whether posterior implants have to be changed every 10-15 years like breast implants? I would think they would get a lot of wear and tear from sitting on them? I made my big, high, round booty by cycling, swimming, and weight training. It’s much more comfortable to sit on than my old bony booty, haha.
I think it’s the dress….. but she looks like she did get some help by a plastic surgeon and as long as it doesn’t look as gross as her sister’s does, it is alright…
She might have fat transfers which don’t last forever.
I had a friend of mine get butt implants. According to her doctor, the swelling could decrease making the butt look smaller. I personally think Kylie has fat injections into her butt, they lipo fat from other parts of her body and inject into the layers of tissue. The thing is this, about 50 percent of that fat, eventually dissolves..which makes the butt look smaller within a couple of months. As far as sitting, by friend had to sit on a donut type seat at work, it was hilarious…kinda looks like an inflatable ring you would use in a pool, but made for your butt.