Did Khloe Kardashian’s Pinocchio Butt deflate? A photo investigation.

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Full disclosure: my inner goth girl would love to have Khloe Kardashian’s long black dress in these photos. I dislike the jacket, but the dress is awesome. I used to have an excellent skirt made out of the same material… damn, what happened to that skirt?

Anyway, these are some pics of Khloe at LAX a few days ago. The dress is flattering and slimming, so maybe that’s why Khloe’s Pinocchio Butt is looking a bit smaller here? I can’t figure it out. Seriously, go back and look at some of those old Pinocchio Butt photos from a few months ago. Khloe’s butt/butt implants were ENORMOUS. Her butt was suddenly, shockingly huge. It was also really “high,” which many took as evidence of said butt implants. But in these photos, the Pinocchio seems smaller, not as high, not as wide.

So how did Khloe’s butt deflate? I have some theories. Some people emailed me and CB about whether or not Khloe was wearing butt pads on-and-off for several months. That’s one theory. Another is that she did get implants and they were relatively new back in April/May and now, like breast implants, the swelling has gone down. Theory #3 is that her butt is the same size but this dress is just really slimming. And yes, I can’t believe I’ve spent this much time talking about Khloe’s butt. But there you go.

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  1. don't kill me i'm french says:

    Maybe she uses a push up butt spanx sometimes?

  2. GiGi says:

    I think that’s her same butt. I just think in pants it’s so much more revealed due to the special Kardashian Tailoring. The skirt doesn’t tuck up around her rear, so it’s more flattering…

    • GoogleyEyes says:

      Exactly!!! They still haven’t realized that wearing clothes that fit right makes the person look thinner. They’re size 6-8 trying to fit in a 0.

    • hunter says:

      Yup, looks smaller because it’s black monochrome.

  3. MonicaQ says:

    That’s still her butt (as in “her’s” in the fact she bought it). The dress just doesn’t look like a sack holding two badgers fighting over a corndog like most of her pants do.

  4. NickT says:

    Haven’t y’all heard of fat transfer? I really don’t think she has implants.

    • MCraw says:

      Eh, same thing. Whatever it was, something was implanted there to make it bigger than it actually, naturally is.

  5. Aussie girl says:

    I’m going with the skirt. Same butt but the skirt slims it down.

  6. Jules says:

    Then there is her face…………………..yuk…………..it matches her soul.

  7. Shelley says:

    Either way she looks better in this dress than the other stuff she thinks is sexy. Tragic really, how she is such a wannabe Kim, and failing miserably at it.

  8. hutter says:

    Technical question: If get butt implants and there’s swelling like after a boob job, can you actually sit and/or lay down? Or squeeze yourself into really tight skinny jeans?

  9. OriginallyBlue says:

    I think its the dress slimming it down and a bit of settling.

  10. serena says:

    Oh I think the pinocchio’s butt is still there, alive and well, it must be the photo angles or the black large dress.

  11. It could be that the Pinocchibutt is settling a bit after surgery/implantation/whatever. Like fake boobs . Don’t they have to settle in for a while?

  12. Addie says:

    same butt – better outfit.

  13. lukie says:

    I do not think she has butt implants, but I do think she has had liposuction with fat transferred to her ass…

    Could be the dress. Could be her ass swelling going down. Could be both…

    • hotnerd says:

      I agree. I believe that both she and Kim got the Brazilian butt lift (lipo on waist plus fat transfer to @ss), not butt implants.

    • Petee says:

      I agree.The dress is flattering but she has had some fat injections.Her butt looks completely different now.

  14. Snazzy says:

    Best.Title.Ever

  15. Lex says:

    You can buy padded knickers. Maybe it was that.

  16. TG says:

    She is not attractive in any way, shape or form. Every time is see a close up of her skin on her show I get grosses out.

    • Dawn says:

      This. And look how lumpy her fake butt looks. Kylie copies everything that Khloe does unfortunately. Right now it is just with lip fillers but can the butt be far off? All the Kardashian and now the Jenner girls are so hyper-sexual that it is like without it they wouldn’t know how to act. What a sad and disgusting family.

      • TG says:

        Considering Kylie and Khloe are the odd sisters out, it makes sense that they would bond. You are right. They all are hypersexual and that is the only thing any of them, Khourtney excluding, have going for them.

  17. Jennifer says:

    It is definitely the clothes disguising the big butt; and if I wore that, I would look like just a back with legs coming out of it.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      You made me laugh, reminds me of my poor ex-boyfriend, his non-existent ass barely held his pants up.

  18. Annie says:

    Lol giant asses are so overrated. Unless it’s natural, TONED, hard, and it’s flattering on clothes, it’s generally not a nice sight.

    • John Wayne Lives says:

      Yep. It sticks out like a pregnant belly, but on her ass lol. I b et she can’t actually lay flat on her back lol. Dumbest plastic surgery ever

  19. joy says:

    I have a large butt myself (not purchased just bad genes) and if I wear REALLY good firm Spanx it will hold mine down quite a bit. So it could be that.

  20. kri says:

    That ass is a metaphor for the entire KarKlan. It will never, ever go away. It’s just that she has on black and is wearing a dress that isn’t as tight as usual.

  21. Blythe says:

    Why would someone pay to get FAT transferred to their butt? You claim that you kill yourself in the gym, but your ass seems to be getting “fatter”? I don’t get it. Get a muscle transfer, dumbo.

  22. TTMuch says:

    Brush yo hair! Geez

  23. GIRLFACE says:

    What is the deal with the butts? I go to the gym five days a week precisely so my ass will not look like this immediately after I eat a bagel.

  24. Leprechaun says:

    I don’t know but it’s still too big to me. You can see how big it is in the last photo. And I wouldn’t rag on it if it was her own, as she wouldn’t be able to help it.

    • Sooloo says:

      But you’re still basically saying there’s something inherently wrong with a big behind – “she wouldn’t be able to help it” is something to be said about a true negative characteristic, trait, or feature. This is simply a matter of perception on what is attractive and what is not, and statements like this are essentially stating that even in a natural form, it’s still gross, but hey, what can be done…it’s not like that person can help it. It’s really just another symptom of the European standard of beauty that has historically, and still currently, defined how women should, or should aspire to, look – anything more befitting or representative of other cultures is to be derided and criticized as unnatural-looking or just plain ugly. Those of us who naturally look like this certainly don’t think “meh, but I can’t help it so I guess I’ll just have to learn to love myself.” Why must we always feel we have to meet a different standard of beauty because our God-given traits are deemed unacceptable or unattractive to the “mainstream”? There are plenty who find the size of her backside just fine, and plenty more who would love it even bigger.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        I think big butts are celebrated in our culture in many ways, the Kardashians would not be buying them otherwise. I think what many people find unattractive about the K butts is their artificiality, they don’t look like they’re natural. Defend alternative figures all you want but please recognize that what turns a lot of us off is their plastic fantastic artificiality not the size of their rumps.

      • Sooloo says:

        @Bob – understood, but the comment was more about “ew, her butt’s so big” not “ew, her butt is so big AND fake”. It’s the last line of Leprechaun’s comment that really gets me – “she wouldn’t be able to help it”; it’s so inherently demeaning to those who do naturally look like this as it offers up something wrong, crude, unnatural, ugly, despicable but then uncomfortably shifts into sympathy because, after all, it can’t be helped. No one needs to apologize for looking like this naturally, or accept sympathy and pity because we’re unfortunate to have this certain shape, and then further accept condolences because we’re simply “stuck” this way. Again, it’s just mainstream ideals deriding that which is not as widely exposed and therefore seen as anomalous and even freakish.

  25. ucanleadahorticulture says:

    Going to throw my speculation in and say that her butt implants have “settled in”. Can anyone enlighten me as to whether posterior implants have to be changed every 10-15 years like breast implants? I would think they would get a lot of wear and tear from sitting on them? I made my big, high, round booty by cycling, swimming, and weight training. It’s much more comfortable to sit on than my old bony booty, haha.

  26. Miss May says:

    I think it’s the dress….. but she looks like she did get some help by a plastic surgeon and as long as it doesn’t look as gross as her sister’s does, it is alright…

  27. stlbelle says:

    She might have fat transfers which don’t last forever.

  28. Marithery says:

    I had a friend of mine get butt implants. According to her doctor, the swelling could decrease making the butt look smaller. I personally think Kylie has fat injections into her butt, they lipo fat from other parts of her body and inject into the layers of tissue. The thing is this, about 50 percent of that fat, eventually dissolves..which makes the butt look smaller within a couple of months. As far as sitting, by friend had to sit on a donut type seat at work, it was hilarious…kinda looks like an inflatable ring you would use in a pool, but made for your butt.