This is Part II of Kim Kardashian’s star-studded weekend in Ibiza. All of the celebrities (except for the important ones) were in Ibiza for Riccardo Tisci’s 39th birthday extravaganza this weekend, and we basically know the guest list because Kim posted a million photos – go here to see Part I of her photo array, which I covered yesterday. Justin Bieber was there. Kris Jenner was there. Kanye was there to support his BFF (Riccardo).
And as it turns out, Paris Hilton was there too. Kim and Paris used to be friends, back in the mid-aughts. Then Kim destroyed Paris and stole Paris’s famous-for-nothing shtick, complete with an “amateur” p0rn. Paris has talked trash about Kim before (something about cottage cheese in a trash bag, I believe), but now they’re back to being friendly. Kim posted this photo with the caption: “Reminiscing about the 1st time we went to Ibiza in 2006! @parishilton it was so good to see you & catch up!! Loves it lol.”
Guess who else was there? A completely wasted Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss. They were so drunk, they posed for photos with Kim. They’re totally going to be embarrassed when (if?) they sober up. Kim even posted the photo of Kanye trying to stand in front of her while posing with Kate and Naomi, tagging it: “You can’t sit with us.” Yeah. Kim, they wouldn’t let you sit with them if they weren’t hammered and/or stoned.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Kim’s Instagram.
Kim knows that Paris just did another commercial that will be getting big play, so she has to put herself near her for that publicity. Paris would be okay with it because she knows that Kim gets lots of press these days. I seriously doubt they’re back to being friendly at all.
You didn’t mention that Orlando Bloom wasn’t allowed into that party because Bieber got there first and demanded Orly not be let in. lol
I agree. You can see the lack of warmth in that first photo, so fake!! They still look like they are harboring grudges/can’t stand to be near each other…
Kim’s faux chiseled cheekbones don’t hold up to the two real models, Naomi and Kate. Only so much that a makeup artist can do for a girl!
Paris smile looks so forced you know she is fuming deep down inside because Kim is now bigger than she will ever be.
Actually don’t sleep on Paris shes very successfully in Asia. She’s making a lot of money off her hotel chain. Not the family one but her own( I’m sure she got smart people running it) she’s making millions on the low.
@Des Yes Paris has made a lot of money and she deserves some credit for that. However don’t think for a minute that Paris wouldn’t trade places with Kim. Paris, like Kim, craves attention that’s why she tried to go back to reality TV. Paris would love to be back in the spotlight and getting talked about constantly which is exactly why she posed in that picture with Kim. She knows people are going to talk about her like we’re doing now.
Paris wants fame; money she has plenty of. “Famous in Asia” is a conciliation prize. I think she realizes her time has come and gone, thus this obvious sucking up to Kim, whose 15 minutes seem to be lasting a lifetime.
Paris Hilton has also aged better than KK. That’s unexpected. Mo’ beauty, mo’ problems?
Paris had a lot of opportunities to snag an A-list man and keep herself relevant like Kim has, but she always passed it up or screwed it up. I would say she is haunted by regret.
I wouldn’t be caught DEAD with any of these losers. They may have money, but that’s about all they have.
Damn, they let anyone into this party!
Kate actually looks amazing, but like she’s about to keel over in every photo. You’re right, they are going to wake up, see this sh*t everywhere, and laugh at how jacked up they were.
Even Ebola would be defeated with all the diseases the skanks in those photos share between them. Yuck.
Kanye and Kate and Naomi Forever. WOWEEEE!!!!!!!!
HAPPENING.
Does lardassian know how big Naomi Campbell – and others – were during the 90s supermodel days. That’s when we had fashion, class, and beauty; not this d-lister reality show crap. Kinda disappointed that Naomi would even want to be around a Lardassian. Blame it on Survivor, and its ilk, and the bottom feeding media. Lardassian should look up on the net some of Naomi’s covers to see what a real cover model looked – looks – like.
Yes, when only models were on the cover of Vogue, not celebs or pissy reality stars.
Unfortunately we’re living in the era of reality tv being able to make or break people, Campbell’s own attempt into the ‘genre’ (that killed me to type) just crashed and burned. Lardassian is to reality tv what Naomi Campbell is to modelling…
Now that sounds like a massive compliment but it’s not… It’s in the same tone of Brandi Glanville being to the bitter jilted first wife club what Naomi Campbell is to modelling.
Or that Shia LaBoeuf is to public meltdowns what Naomi Campbell is to modelling. And so on.
@ Miffy – but would a reality show with just Kim have been a hit? It’s her family that has made that show a hit. Kim is dull, has no personality and would just be filmed taking selfies all day. The rest of the family is what brings the interest and drama. If it wasn’t for Kendall and Kylie, I think the show would be off the air already. They are bringing in the younger demo.
I totally agree with Word!!! KUWK show would have been cancelled after the first season if it was only Kim on the show. Khloe, Kourtney and Scott made that show! Kim was only interesting when she was with Reggie!!
Where do I even start?
1)What is Kate Moss wearing?
2)Why is Naiomi Campbell wearing a Medusa weave ( the theme suits her though) and where are the bodies of her most recent victims?
3) what are they on to have agreed to pose with K- trash?
4) Kim and Paris together again? Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy?
I need to stock up on canned food and water, and probably start smoking again. The world is going to implode in 3…2…1….
End of the world and the end of Ibiza with all that trash in one place.
What is Kate moss wearing..? Did she borrow it off Michael Lohan?
Oh and who gets together and decideds Ibiza is the spot lately. I know it’s always been a hot party spot but this is crazy party Central. Drug dealers must be working over time for the supply and demand.
That’s a lot of over-inflated ego in one place. But for a couple singers, the party was filled with people who achieved celeb status without talent or hard work. Can’t imagine how banal that party must have been – no wonder everyone looks wasted but Kim, who was too busy concentrating hard on achieving duck face in each picture.
Hate to admit this… But Paris has inspired me to do Pilates. Say what you want about her but that body of hers is looking gorgeous these days! I am now a total believer in the Pilates– something I had always dismissed as boring and tedious. I’m a convert now! Thanks Ms. Hilton 🙂
LMAO @ Kanye standing IN FRONT OF Kim. He will not let anyone outshine him. Not even the mother of his child.
They are cackling over the comment Paris just made to Kim. “See, I told you all you needed was a sex tape.”
WOW! Kate Moss, what an outfit . . .
Poor Ignori aka North West. Her parent and grandma are in Ibiza and she’s still in LA. Ciara brought her son to Ibiza with her for the same party.
I watched their show last night. They were on vacation in Thailand. The producers had them visit an orphanage before they left. Kim saw a girl and wanted to adopt her. She said she felt bad the girl had no parents or family. That’s funny coming from a woman who leaves her own daughter with a nanny 24/7 so she can go party. Their show is beyond fake and I’m embarrassed I watched it yesterday. Kind of pathetic they didn’t sign a big check for the orphange, they went with toys instead (which is great) but I highly suspect the Kardashians didn’t pay for them. I do have to say Kylie pissed me off with her comment after going to the orphanage she said “It’s so sad people don’t get to choose where they are born. They don’t get to choose what race they are”. WTF? Yes, because if we could all “choose” our race we would pick…….
What a strange comment from Kylie at the Thai orphanage. Thailand is a wonderful place to be born. The kids just need parents, that’s all. Is Kylie really that shallow? She can always spend more time with her niece Nori if she wants to help an orphan closer to home…
What are you talking about? Nori was there! She can walk now so she was wearing a coaster with an elasticated strap going round her chin to follow Kris Jenner around all night so Grandma had somewhere to put her drink at all times.
Kate Moss looks SO terrible! The outfit, the face…
Man, drugs are a real bitch huh?
Weird thing with Kate Moss….she seems to care little about lifestyle vs flawless beauty…she often looks comparatively rough, but to give credit where it’s due, she retains her iconic aura effortlessly. I’m not a fan at all, but I have to hand it to her for not prioritising, for example, appointments with skincare clinics etc over having a ruddy good time…..(and she avoids LiLo behaviour when sloshed, another good thing!)
Even so…..what a ghastly collection of sleazers in Ibiza, gaaak.
I’m surprised Paris could even recognize her, what with her new face and all.
That photo is hilarious. Kim looks like she’s thinking “Duhhhhh”. She probably is.
Glad to see Kate Moss escaped those fisherman unscathed.
Ibiza is the destination of fame whores and publicity hounds these days. I can honestly say I would hate to be there when the celebrity infestation takes place each summer.
Two wanna be celebrities. No story here.
Did Kim have a bunch more work done, or overload on the fillers/Botox? Because she has been looking pretty pulled tight lately, and the cat-face has gone up a level.
Honestly, if she would stop contouring her face so much she wouldn’t look as weird. She’s definitely had a lot of work done, but she’d look a lot prettier if she didn’t wear so much makeup.
I think the pulled-back hair doesn’t help!
The hair is horrible – she looks like she’s trying to be Amish.
Did Kanye really open up this much access for the Kardashians? I ma stunned at some of the A listers co-signing them lately.
Actually I think the A list were simply loaded up on either coke or booze or both and didn’t care at the time. Once they see how much press they get standing next to the Kardashian they will hopefully be embarrassed. But who knows. I am so sick to death of this A-moral family getting rich off sex I could puke. I never think the same about an A-lister once I see them posing with K-trash ever. Yuk.
Oh, Kate.
I’ll take Paris over Kim any day. At least Paris hasn’t morphed into some alien-looking creature, and she seems to know who she is, and she doesn’t give off desperate vibes. Kim is a plastic phony who can’t think for herself. Even Paris seems like a winner compared to Kim. I can’t believe I just said that. As far as them sitting together, Paris probably didn’t even realize who Kim was, since she looks nothing like she used to.
Agreed and loved the part in your post about Paris not knowing who Kim was. Lololololololol. Soooo true!
KIm and Paris tried to reconcile a few years ago as well. Kim quickly posted a pic of them together and Paris became upset and they stopped talking. Perhaps Paris was upset because Kim loves to “show-off” her celebrity “friends”. Paris still looks the same, surprised she was even able to recognize Kim. I bet she has a lot of dirt on Kim…that’s why Kim has never talked smack about Paris publicly.
So true! Paris has had her share of plastic surgery & certainly fakes a lot of her look – blue contacts, bleached hair, yada yada but compared to the Hobbit she’s the all-natural girl next door. And she can still smile without looking like her face is going to snap from the strain!
I don’t think Paris has had any plastic surgery. She is a natural blonde as well. I have seen pics of her as a child…she looks exactly as she does now…same features, same hair color. I don’t think she messes with botox either as she has more of a natural face. Trust me, I’m no Paris fan, but childhood pics never lie lol.
Ricardo and Kanye were wearing matching shirts lol
Just for the record, Naomi posted pics from the party, none of which include Kim or Kanye. Also she was paid by Beats by Dre to be there.
No wonder she was wasted lol
Naomi dissed Kim and Kanye’s Vogue cover in an interview…now Kim is posing with her? Hypocrite….both of them.
How many assholes can you fit into one place? A lot, apparently.
Riccardo Tisci… I feels for ya. Imagine it being a milestone birthday, massive party in a beautiful location, you look around the room and there’s your closeted boyfriend with his desperate reality tv star wife, her just as desperate mother, a bunch of z-listers, some ageing drunk models and Baby Biebs telling your party organisers not to allow Legolas into the building. I would have drank that bar dry.
Hahaha… Hopefully he was well lubricated as well!
The only a$$hole missing from that party was Uncle Terry. Or was he there?
I truly wish no harm on anyone beyond abusers and people who harm animals, however…..If Ibiza just disappeared over the weekend along with the motley crew of fools that were on it, I would not question it.
LOL. Nothing to see here…Ibiza? Never heard of it.
Andy Warhol would turn his back on these boring yawn “celebs”. Can you believe the celebucookiecutter culture of Ibiza? Each b lister more cringe worthy than the next…its like invasion of the intriguing body snatchers. I feel like the avatars of yesterday have been abducted and replaced by the kardashian and Hiltons.
LOL, the Daily Mail has a whole article about how her 3rd marriage has now lasted longer than her 2nd. Success! (Although probably not in total days spent together.)
That’s something Kim can be proud of…this marriage has lasted longer than her last even though she has spent less time with Kanye than she did with Humphries.
You know Kim was walking around begging for photos. She is so desperate. Look at the fake smile Paris is giving off you know Kim did the approaching. As for the other stars you know they were wasted why the took photos with her. I doubt Kate Moss even knew who she was.
Look at kim’s face next to Kate’s. She look ridiculously inhuman and plastic and scary. Kate is a hot drunk.
My theories are pretty out there so bare with me..
I think Kim had North for Kanye and Riccardo. This marriage is an arrangement and they will divorce in due time. Kanye loves Kim as his friend and giving him and Riccardo this baby. But this marriage is as fake as a three dollar bill!
Isn’t it a little hard to believe that the Biebster could actually be able to block Orlando Bloom from the party? It would seem more likely that Bloom didn’t show up. Who in the world would let the Biebster decide who gets in and who doesn’t? He doesn’t seem to be at that kind of level, walking around with his underwear showing. He had a very young audience which he’s losing and doesn’t seem to be expanding to an older crowd, he’s famous now for his tabloid antics rather than his music. I’m wondering if he can actually sing on his own anymore (without digital enhancement). As a kid, he definitely could and used his voice well. Maybe the voice change and/or all his mindless partying has made him lose that voice.