Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian out and about in Watermill, New York yesterday. They were with a female friend (with a normal-sized butt, by comparison) and honorary Kardashian, Jonathan Cheban. The only important detail you need to get from these photos is that the Pinocchio Butt is in leopard print. And that dress is flying all over the place. I’m shocked that Khloe didn’t just let the skirt blow up so everybody could see her vadge.
Khloe, Kim and Jonathan were in Watermill because various Kardashians have been in and out of New York, filming their reality show for most of the summer. They were the scourge of the Hamptons and this New York filming schedule has been somewhat chaotic, it seems like. Now TMZ reports that someone has been crack-heisting stuff from the Kardashians. Konspiracy!
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are REFUSING to film season 10 of their reality show … unless the person stealing their money and jewelry is caught. Family sources tell us … the girls are convinced whoever has stolen 10s of thousands of dollars from them works for the TV show.
All 3 thefts — $4K taken from Kourtney’s Hampton’s rental, $50K stolen from Kourtney’s Calabasas home and $250K in jewelry taken from Khloe’s house — appear to be inside jobs, with no signs of forced entry.
The 3 women say they’ve done everything they’ve been asked to do to thwart the thieves — hiring additional security, installing more surveillance cameras and rotating staff — all to no avail. K K and K want producers to force the crew to take lie detector tests.
Filming is set to begin in October but we’re told the girls won’t play unless the thief or thieves are nabbed.
It sounds like an inside job, so their assumptions are probably dead-on. It’s some sticky-fingered intern or crew member. And if someone is working for the Kardashians, I’m just assuming they’re legitimately disgruntled. The crew will be even more disgruntled if the Kardashians make them take lie detectors though. And did the Kardashians call the cops? Shouldn’t the cops investigate this stuff? Or is this a Kardashian version of Murder, She Wrote?
PS… Jonathan Cheban was probably the crack thief all along. RIGHT?!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
so is that where all their dignity went?
Forgive me, but I think it’s a REAL inside job. If you watch the episode in Vienna when Kris has several items stolen from her luggage – it begins with a “couple of things,” then every time she’s on camera, the list becomes longer, and longer and longer. It was just so transparent, and I know she has a hand in editing, but the way she’d look at the camera and add ANOTHER high-priced item (all somehow housed in her not very large piece of luggage …) – hello, insurance money.
I’m applying that same logic here. There might have been an initial theft but suddenly it’s thousands more here, thousands more there. I hate to accuse someone of insurance fraud but …
… nonetheless, I’m going to pour myself another cup of coffee and press “submit comment.”
does make me wonder, too.
Or….season 10 wasn’t picked up. They use their “refusal to shoot until…” is their way of denying they are a dying brand. 😙
It went to their butts.
But seriously, the girl in the olive (?) green dress looks really good.
It’s one of the twins, I think Malika? She’s Khloe’s best friend. And now I will go throw myself in a hole because I know that.
It was Rob!
LMAO! It probably was. Very good theory.
I swear there was a blind item on CDAN that had Rob stealing from his sisters to fuel his drug addiction.
I saw that too. I could see it.
It’s igNori. She is collecting all these valuable stuff because… well… she is probably planning her great escape to South America or something. I can’t blame her. Just look at her parents.
Haha – as we speak, she’s putting on a tiny false mustache and packing her little bag with all of the stolen goods to exchange for cover along her escape route…
Exactly what I was thinking. They need to look for traces of applesauce and milk.
Dlisted reader? Michael K. said the same thing on Tuesday… 😱
Ugh, I despise what this clan stands for, but I feel like I have to defend them on this point. I don’t care how tacky and entitled they behave… There’s no justification for stealing from anyone.
Does anyone think these women look like aliens? Like, are these real people? They look like cartoon characters with their exaggerated features.
If it was anyone else I’d feel bad, but I chuckled a bit at the idea of the “peasants” stealing from the Kartrashians.
They’ve lost their beauty by trying to get rid of all their “imperfections”, especially Kim. She was gorgeous before.
They are Frankensteins.
How have they managed to do that to their fix-a-flat a$$es?
NOBODY would wear the heels Kim is wearing to walk around Watermill. Khloe’s are much more like it, but the flowy leopard dress? No.
I call bs on this one. All they do they do it in order to get attention for their stupid show.
I second that..nothing more than a publicity stunt.
Something about this does seem very odd. With security options like finger print safes and security cameras, etc., I find it hard to believe they had their stuff on lockdown and someone still stole it. It seems odd that if you feel your family is being stolen from repeatedly, that you would carry around briefcases full of thousands of dollars in cash. A briefcase?
Finally…the crew is probably comprised of good natured hard working people. They don’t deserve to be accused without any kind of fact to back it up. Accusing innocent people is a very cheap thing to do.
Yup! Agree! Or they just misplaced the items and are too stupid to remember.
i “fourth” that. i don’t believe it for a second. it’s a ploy to advance the plot of their show, and maybe garner them some sympathy.
You’ve got it. This is TOTAL B.S.
If it were for real, they’d have called the police and increased security. This is for more headlines, and storylines for that mess of a show.
And I’m sorry, after you discover 1 item is missing/stolen, wouldn’t you be more careful with your other belongings? Don’t leave huge piles of cash and jewelry sitting around? Have these morons never heard of a bank, or a safe?
I call BS too. I think their lives are just publicity stunts …
Khloe’s legs are looking rather large and of course, you can see Kim’s spanx line on her thigh. I also saw some weird line on her butt – the implant outline maybe?
I can’t imagine wearing spanx on any day, but on a warm summer day? What a life.
I don’t blame them for this one.
They are refusing to film until the culprit is found? Well for god’s sake, whoevers doing it hide! This is great news!! If they are never found then we will no longer have to read about these people again.
LOL right? What a blessing in disguise.
the UN should call on all countries to offer this person permanent, confidential asylum so that he/she is never found.
Seriously can’t stop staring at their butts… What is wrong with me?!
I’m noticing the back fat on Kim. Honestly, that girl is just entertaining. The too tight top, the spanx line, the way the skirt makes the butt bigger, not to mention the fact that she looks like she has bowling balls in her top. You just don’t see anyone that dresses so horrid for their figure. I just find it hilarious.
I don’t know, but I have it, too. The only reason I click on these things is to stare at their butts. I’m starting to think I’m as sick as they are. Lol
No, you can be as sick as they are
2 things I see. Is that a lipo scar on Khloe’s thigh?
And Kim is wearing spanx with the butt pads.
If you’re going to have fabric cling that tightly to you there should be another layer of fabric to buffer out the seem lines.
proof that all their selfies are photoshopped. Kim probably has her hair so long so it covers her back fat.
I just don’t care about these people. I hope Kim’s book tanks big time.
Nice Spanx line on Kim’s thigh
HA! Yes!!! I saw that and was coming here to comment on it. SHe is so gross. I can’t imagine how uncomfortable it would be to wear such constricting undergarments all the damn time.
I’m sure other famous people wear spanx, but for some reason we almost never see them. But kimmy? We see them all the time. WHYYYYYYY?????
Miss
Othere celebs are bone thin. And the ones who aren’t always show that line. Katie Holmes benig 1 of many that’s a repeat offender.
I think you’re more just fixated on viewing Kim and noticing Spanx right away, but she’s by far not alone as a habitual wearer.
Your comment made me remember when she was wearing Spanx while pregnant! I guess she’s addicted to Spanx and it makes her feel better about herself. SMH. She so pathetic.
+1 LOL. That was the first thing I saw.
Yeah, someone should tip off Kim: If the Spanx line is visible, the Spanx isn’t working (probably because the wearer needs to go up a size or two in it).
“…(probably because the wearer needs to go up a size or two in it).”
…or four. 💁
The second thing I noticed. The first was her nipple. I don’t understand how they shop so much, have so much money and cannot throw together a decent outfit to save their lives. They should be looking flawless at all times with everything they have at their disposal. Ugh.
That spanx line reached out to me like a laser beam. Say what you will about Khloe’s dress in the wind, at least she has the confidence to rely on her own skin to hold herself together.
She wears Spanx too and I’ve even seen her wear them under jeans. I guess she just liked the dress and couldn’t pass up flashing everyone!
The female friend is Khloe’s BFF Malika Haqq, who, with her twin sister Khadijah, are one-time actors who played in the movie ‘Sky High’ and a few other forgettable flicks. She’s featured here and there on KUWTK as Khloe’s flunky. A nice girl, but that hat-wig is unforgiving.
And she has the smallest butt…………go figure.
it sounds to me like they’re trying to make a scene to get people excited for ‘the season that we ‘almost’ didn’t film’
i’m calling bulls*it. they’re going to do their show, even if it involves this fake storyline.
if somebody was to steal from them, it would have happened long ago and they would have taken care of it.
NOW all of a sudden, after years and years of cameras, billions of dollars of STUFF and probably hundreds, if not a thousand, crew members of all kinds coming and going through their multiple homes, nobody stole noticeably until now…?
Nobody deserves to be thieved, not even the K’s of all the STUFF they don’t need (half of it was probably gifted to them for being ‘famous’), but I think this is a fake thing happening for PR for their show.
their soulless behavior leaves no room for sympathy or for me to believe them. Everything out of their mouths (and vaginas) is for publicity and money and botoxed-lies.
they’re creeps in my personal opinion.
Sorry about the Konspiracy! No one deserves to be robbed. I get upset when people steal my food from the faculty refrigerator, I can only imagine what it’s like to be robbed of that much money.
I see Malika Haqq! (One of the twins from the movie ATL) I loved her until I found out she was Khloe’s best friend. Made me view her differently.
What is with people who steal other people’s lunches? That happened to me more than once and I just can’t believe somebody would actually do that, but they do. Buy your own damned lunch! I was waiting for those leftovers all morning, you jerk!
Somebody stole my lunch once and I got on the intercom at work and told whoever it was I would find out and whoop their a**!
GoodNames and Tiffany, EXACTLY!! I spend my hard earned money on Chobani greek yougurt! It passes me off when people feel comfortable taking something that isn’t theirs. Jerks! Tiff, get em! 👊
Haha – I’ll hold them for you!
Did you see the Friends episode when someone steals Ross’ Thaksgiving lunch leftover sandwick?? lol.. I would straight rage if someone took my vittles! Two things you don’t mess with; my kids and my food. lol.
Someone kept stealing my lunch and I finally got so tired that I spiced it up with laxatives. They certainly learned their lesson.
The title of this post sounds like a holiday special at Kmart LOL.
Am I the only one who can see Kim’s nipples in the first pic…gross!
No, you aren’t the only one. Am I the only one who thinks they are fake nipples sewn into the very visible bra so that they would seem to be perfectly placed at all times?
Wouldn’t be surprised.
Yeah its definitley Rob.
That’s Malika’s real butt, and it looks very nice and natural to me. Everybody doesn’t want to be stick thin and flat -butted. Thank goodness Malika’s butt is naturally plump and beautiful. Kim’s spanks are showing. She should have rethought that skirt. Take that back, she should rethink the entire outfit. While I am saddened to hear the news of anyone being a victim of theft, I do realize that if the theft can result into a greater purpose, BRINGING an END to KUWTK show, how can I really feel bad for them. I hope this show abruptly ends very soon.
Unless somebody on the crew is a safe-cracker, we’ve got these twits leaving money and valuables sitting around. IIRC, the four grand was in a briefcase or a suitcase and not discovered missing for several days.
No, they don’t deserve to be the victims of thieves, but maybe they’ve just learned an ugly, expensive lesson: Stop being so sloppy.
My local bank has removed practically everything from its ATM vestibule. It doesn’t even have a surface to endorse a check.
Presumably the area was stripped to the bare walls so that there will no longer be anywhere to mount a hidden spy-camera.
I’m crossing my fingers it’s Jonathan Cheban. Not sure what that loser does other than be a parasite and clinger to the Kardashian’s.
He grosses me out. He reminds me of Liza Minnelli’s last husband, David whatever, with the horrible botox and craziness.
Is he still denying that he’s gay? I mean, I don’t care who you love or want to be with, I’m pro love, but …when I was on mandatory bedrest for 3.5 months I ran out of decent TV to watch and watched a few of these KUWTK… he went on a date with some chick after a little scuffle with Humps about being gay. He looked SO uncomfortable with a woman. I just don’t understand why he doesn’t own it.. I guess he’s living in a house of lies just like the rest of them. What does he do for work? I don’t know anything about him excect that he skeeves me out big time. BIG time.
IKR?! he was set up on millionaire matchmaker too. i refuse to believe he’s straight. i don’t care but it’s obvious he’s not. i think he tries to act straight but he’s not, so it’s not natural and so he comes across strangely. jmo
Why does Kim always insist on wearing tops like that first photo? It is so horribly unflattering.
I thought the point of wearing body shaping undergarments is so nobody SEES you are wearing them?? You can see every seam of Kim’s super strength spanx.
I’ve seen enough Law & Order to know it’s clearly one of the sisters. Duh 🙂
Who leaves that much cash laying around? And I put nothing past those people: Remember PMK’s “church”? And all of their old crap that they ebay “for charity”? And Khloe and Lamar’s “charity’?
Am I nuts for kind of loving Khloe’s dress?
I’d like it too but not with slits up to the crotch area!
Call me insane (no, do, because I judge myself on what I’m about to write) but I’m dying to do an intervention and get Khloe the hell out of there – she actually HAS a moral compass however flawed and is the only one I can stand (apart from poor Brucie :().
Okay I’m judging myself now. Carry on. 😀
I think you may need to re-think this. She had a fake charity with her soon to be ex-husband. I think her current creepy boyfriend left his wife/girl friend for her-so she was cheating with him. She let her family/E/management throw Lamar completely under the bus. Not sure about the “moral compass”.
Kim might as well be naked as to wear that see-through beige number. Her boobs, I mean implants, are 3-4 sizes too big, but then everything about this family is too big, i.e., obnoxious.
I hope this is my last Kardashian post, because I am truly sick of all of them.
Have they checked to make sure their bratty little sisters aren’t behind this as a “joke”? They did run away in a foreign country where they didn’t speak a lick of the language as a “joke” and thought they were just delightful and hilarious to do so.
I’d start with them before any of the crew. I could so see those two teen twits doing it and thinking they’re hilarious for making their older sisters freak out and cry.
i wish someone would steal that stupid fish pout and lash gig they all do to each other. it’s pathetic.
sounds like drama they’re drumming up to hype their show. or they’re actually friends w lohan.
either works.
Really they show it on their show? Their show is scripted so it probably didn’t happen. With this krew I don’t believe anything until it is proven to be true. Otherwise I just believe whatever they are saying is a lie and go on with the day. That is what happens when the lies just pile up from these people. They simply shrug and move on to the next lie. They may be known for their fake butts and lips but honesty is not one of their attributes.
So we’re supposed to believe they are going to give up millions for the new season because somebody (maybe) took what amounts to pocket money for them?
If this is insurance fraud- they may be getting in deeper than they think. Insurance investigators can be far more persistent than police. But it’s probably just another silly plotline. Has anybody checked police records to see if they actually called police after the first one (which might have been the only real one, or not)?
Are they really saying they do not have 24-hour recorded surveillance inside and outside their homes? They are hundred millionaires, they can afford that and more.
I call BS.. Of course they have top of the line video surveillance, especially if they’ve upped their security as they claim.
There’s no reason they don’t at least have video of the culprits in action. And if they did, you know they’d put that on TMZ.
Something else is going on here, I’m not quite sure yet what it is. It could be a huge insurance scam, but how much money do they want? Their Dash stores make enough money to set all of them up for life, not to mention their endorsements, tv show, cosmetic line, and appearance fees.
Jesus, what is PMK up to?
Kim’s spanx scuba suit is showing through her clothes again. She must be uncomfortable all the time dressed liked that.