At this point, I’m pretty much convinced that Miranda Kerr was banging multiple men while she was married to Orlando Bloom. She was carefully selecting her jumpoff, and she found the perfect guy… except he was married. Some carefully coordinated splits later, and Miranda split with Orly and Australian billionaire James Packer split with his wife around the same time too. Miranda and James are loved up and together now. And of course, she wants to have his baby.
Miranda Kerr’s friend says Miranda has moved on from Orlando Bloom – and she’s been talking babies with new beau James Packer, 46, whom she’s been quietly dating since December.
“She never wanted a big gap between her children. She’s eager to get pregnant again,” says the insider.
For this very reason, Miranda recently said that there was “no way back” for her marriage to Orlando Bloom. Could Miranda, who complained of feeling dizzy and nauseous on her recent trip to Munich, already be pregnant?
“The last time she was like this was when she was pregnant the first time around,” noted the insider.
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
She will name the baby Cash Money Kerr. Or Retirement Plan Packer. Something like that, it’s not important. I guess it’s worth noting that Miranda is 31 years old – she’s still a young woman with a lot of life ahead of her, although as a model, her career is winding down. She’s still getting work of course and she still has some big endorsement deals, but she’s reaching an age where the work will begin to peter out. So I do think this is partly about Miranda’s Plan B, the next phase of her life, which involves getting pregnant with some rich dude. It’s not the worst plan. Hell, I would probably do it in her position too.
Photos courtesy of Getty, Fame/Flynet.
Eurgh.
I wonder if she’d still be with Orlando if his career took off.
If he was A-List she would definitely still be with him.
Yep
My first thought also.
She’s following Selma Hayek’s footstep. Go get that money girl!
Haha true
Hey, I like Salma! 🙂
Her kid will look just like the daddy then…
But at least Salma’s hubby is hot.
Is he?
Can’t stand this woman.
It’s not that I can’t stand her, I just find her shallow. The interviews I have seen her or heard her in really make me doubt how much is going on up there in her noggin. I truly believe even if she did get knocked up by packer that in a year twos time she would already have her eye on somebody else. I think she has a case of the grass is greener on the side sydrome. Making her always wanting something or somebody else.
She better hope Baby Bucks Packer looks like her.
Not as stupid as her
Exactly what I was thinking! Ha!
Oh lawd, what happens if Baby Child Support Millions Kerr looks like him but has her smarts? Why can I just see Packers big gross head with a frilly pink now and a pacifier!?
Thought of that when I scrolled over to his pic too.. lmao!
Girl, unless James Packer is like the king of the vadge, I’m guessing that she has to lay back and think of England or something, ’cause EWWWWW. He can’t (won’t) keep it in his pants, and he is not attractive. At all. Not even when he was skinny.
*shudders*
I hope she gets her money in jewelry….
OMG you have me spitting coffee VC. He is one homelyass guy.
Well, she’s pretty irresponsible with her vagina so it may be a good match. He looks like something you’d have to chain up in your cellar til the proper authorities and/or CDC arrived.
ROTFLMAO
@Abbott-I immediately thought of Chunk from The Goonies. Although I doubt he the sweetness of personality that Chunk had, That woman banged Bieber, so Chunk Packer is a step up.
@abbott – hahaha!
Yes. I hope he is a fantastic, kind, warm-hearted person, because he is just really weird looking. He’s gotta know she’s just in it for his money, right?
Hard to believe, but there was a moment, when he was teens-mid 20s, when he was good looking.
Jamie’s mother was a model, his ex-wife is a model, so i’m going to say that as the Packer genes seem to follow the Windsor genes, all his kids will end up looking exactly like him.
I remember in the 90s when his dad used to terrorise the richer playgrounds of the world, it was so shocking that he’d popped out a relatively good looking kid in Jamie because he looked exactly like Jamie above. Weight and all.
Looking at Jamie now, it’s hard to imagine he was ever good looking at all.
It’s amazing how attractive a not-so-attractive guy can become (to women like Kerr, at least) when his bank balance runs into the billions. Packer is set to rake in even more, once his latest venture is up and running. The Packer Foundation recently committed to donating $200M to the Arts and education in Australia. There’s been a lot of talk of his connections to Hollywood, too. Seeing that her modelling career is winding down, I think she has her sights on acting in the future, and Packer can certainly open a lot of doors there. And with a contingency Packer baby, she’ll be set. He’s not a tight-arse when it comes to his women, either….
I guess that’s a good thing (that he’s not cheap). And to be honest, I wouldn’t even be ragging on his looks if I hadn’t read that he basically cheats on all of his wives. I mean, not so good looking (rich) guys need some loving too–but he just sounds like a huge ahole. Nothing redeeming about him, except $$$.
is water still wet??
duh??
Baby 401K-err sounds nice doesn’t it.
Rich or not.. I would not let that guy touch me.. Let along impregnate..
Somehow I doubt she’s willing to get pregnant again. She’s obsessed with her body/being skinny (‘shopped instagram pics) and her waist is already less defined after the first pregnancy (which is why she photoshopped it in her pictures). It will not get better after another one and she;s still a model so..
Not even for a billion bucks.
I should be ashamed to admit this, but I probably would. As long as I could get fairly drunk and close my eyes.
Oh come on! I let him do anything he wants to me for a billion bucks! Well maybe not US Dollars but definitely for a billion pounds!
Ok, maybe once, lol, but it would be forever…no can do.
Ugh. I used to think she was so cute…now that I know she slept with Beiber? Gross.
And I totally believe “Plan B” is what lead to her divorce. She saw Orlando’s career dying and had to find someone with more long term prospects.
Agreed. I can’t look at her without think that she willingly slept with Beiber. So gross. I hope she disappears soon. I can’t stand her.
I think her hooking up with Bieber was probably the worst mistake she made.
I’ve never been able to find anything likeable about this woman and this just confirms why.
How great would it be if she named the kid Cash? Ha.
“Hell, I would probably do it in her position too.”……somehow Kaiser I doubt you would. Yor posts reveal that you have a low tolerance for bullsh$t.
Instead of investing the money in education and having a plan B, or becoming a businesswoman like many ex-models, a billionaire’s baby is her life plan? Please tell me no. And to the writer of this piece, please say you were kidding about how you would do that same thing. She’s making a lot of money and she could use it to take care of HERSELF and her kid by finding a second career or founding a business like Elle McPherson. Men are not a life plan. Those comments are beyond mercenary and cold.
Elle MacPherson is not a good example to be waving here. She’s a known ATM hunter and is now settled with a billionaire hubby. Her businesses didn’t take off until she hooked up with the billionaire financial genius that is the father of her children.
There are few models who haven’t followed up on the ATM retirement plan, Elle MacPherson isn’t one of them.
Kate Moss is the only model I can think of whose never been a big game ATM hunter.
The only other one that came to mind was Kathy Ireland. Actually, Christy Turlington went back to school, founded a yoga line, and does documentaries, I believe. Cindy Crawford is a business woman, I think? I’ll have to Google a little better. But the point is, she doesn’t need to use billionaires as a life plan, a baby is not a debit card, and I really hope whoever wrote this was joking when they applauded the idea.
Miranda Kerr has her own business, Kora Organics (?). I understand James Packer was her business advisor. When she got into a bit of (business) trouble, he helped her.
Her Jumpoffs are THEE worst game of “Picture Him On Top Of You” everrrrr
But Here Here for I’ll Turn A Blind Eye To Everything As Long as I get That Money Kerr-Packer! May he Be The Richest Baby Of them All
She just closes her eyes and pictures a bank vault full of cash. That has to be how she does it.
@QQ…You said what I wanted to say …only better!
Legitimately sickened by the thought of that guy on top of me 😩
Yoooo can you imagine?!? Or Bieber…squirming in the throes?? Or Dicaprio’s flabby belly and unwashed wolfpussy beard?!?
QQ, the one who imagines loses the game…
And I just lost with the whole “wolfpussy” image. LOL
Oh, my God, wolfpussy. I may never be the same after that one.
So you’d hook with Packer if you could, Kaiser?
The title made me burst out laughing. I swear I will give her credit other than sleeping with the toddler her life isn’t too bad. I mean she married a hot actor and she’s dating billionaires (ugly ones) but whatever.
Oh, and one of the ladies from RhoA named her kid Kash Kade.
She left Orly for THIS? Dude looks like a mega creep.
they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
i’m sure to her eyes he looks a billion dollars.
🙂
Hahaha! Yup!
Cash Maek Kerr?
Nota Beck Packer?
She’s pretty and all. However, it’s hard to believe that TWO sets of men have fought over her.
ITA…I mean she’s def a beautiful woman and all, but I never see “Supermodel”, not even close, really. She’s more of a supercute girl next door type to me. And then there’s her personality…each to their own, I reckon.
Who has fought over her? lol I think it’s more like her PR spinned it that way, just as they tried to attach her name to other A-list men with not even ONE photo proof.
So transparent.
She definitely not in relationship with Brad Pitt
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/news/celebrity/2014/06/17/miranda-kerr-denies-brad-pitt-romance-rumours
If that’s a reference to the Packer/Gyngell fight…….they weren’t fighting OVER her, Gyngell was peeved at Packer’s treatment of Erica, Packer’s most recent ex-wife.
As for his appearance, shoulda seen him before his gastric bypass.
They deserve each other. Many models follow this line of progression but many manage to do it with a little more grace and less wreckage in their wake.
That guy looks like Shrek.
I was about to suggest the Picture him on top of you game, but I started feeling sick just from the thought.
Does she need the money??? Surely not. I want to say that everyone should live their life the way they choose and that it’s her decision. Only … yuck. I can’t. I will never understand how a woman who has other options can use a man as a retirement plan or means to live in luxury etc. and still look in the mirror. Have some respect. For yourself and for men. They aren’t ATMs and I don’t understand how you expect a man to respect you when clearly, you don’t respect him.
Whoops. I got angry there for a sec. I have colleagues who mine the office for cash cows. I want to slap them.
ETA: This doesn’t even apply to Kerr, I have no idea if this is true. Could be a sack of lies but then again … there ARE women like that.
I think it’s a fair trade. He wants another trophy and she wants more money. They belong together. At least nobody is fooling anyone here.
She is no better than Kim Kartrashian.
It’s the supermodel/model way. They all get pregnant by million/billionaire they’re dating to preserve that 18 years old money and hope they can stay with him as a couple for a few years
They know they have a career shelf life but all these overweight and old million/billionaires want a piece on their arm so they get a baby
Heidi, Linda Evangelista, Elle MacPherson, Elizabeth Hurley, etc list goes on and on
Lost all respect for her when she hooked up with Beiber. Possibly the worst mistake ever.
Jeeeeeeeeeeez – how much $$ do you need? Honestly, I would just go with owning classic items and taking good care of them, buying a house with cash and living on interest $ so I can get-it-on with a person I like before I would go with this arrangement. Just his name turns me off.
@Kaiser,
Cash Money Kerr, lmao. Kaiser wins the internet for today.
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When she names her kid Cashmoney, will her kid start singing the Cashmoney lyrics: ” If you got money, and you know it, take it out ya pockets and then throw it like this a way that away aey aey.” Haha, lol. It’s sad but I’m going to agree, get that money Kerr. 🙂
Silly me, I thought babies were conceived out of love…
Too bad our poor Orlando has to raise a son with this blatant gold-digging, cheating, home wrecker, who humiliated him. She made a damn good living for herself and its not enough. You’re ok Orly, go and live well without her!
That BF of Miranda’s is so NOT cute. Gross.
Aww, she’s finally moved on…bc Orlando so Broke her heart when she banged Beiber and the billionaire. I’m sure it’s true love between her and this Packer guy. Yep
If it does not work she could try an audition for Tom Cruise next wife.
If I was a man I don’t know if I could touch a woman who allegedly slept with Justin Bieber.
that butt-arched-out body shot they all do is really starting to seem vulgar and dumb to me.
Because it is. I’ve been grossed out by those for a while….it’s like, “come and get it…” The only posing like that I’m doing is in the privacy of my own bedroom, intended for one set of eyes only. I get that she’s a model and she makes money by people taking photographs of her…
I just don’t like her…she’s so dull. Gross dude….not even for a billion bucks. I imagine spit flying when he talks too. I just made myself sick.
Ugh thanks for the visual InVain…
It annoys me when I see photos of teeny tiny women craning their tushes out to give the illusion of having a larger, curvy bum. You can’t have it both ways. Embrace your natural shape.
As time goes on I just don’t have any respect for Kerr. Was Orly that bad? Golly gosh surely Orly is a nicer person than Bieber & Packer. My priorities are obviously different.
Hasn’t Miranda got the memo that Packer relationships don’t last…hang on…she’s in it for the money.
In the picture you have printed James Packer looks like a larger, younger Jerry Lewis.
I’d say it’s more of a case of her seeing a baby as a way of getting her hooks into Packer, rather than it being a genuine desire to have another child.
I agree that this is probably not the worst plan for someone like Miranda. At her age, her modelling career is pretty much over and she doesn’t have much else going for her. If I were in her position, I’d probably do the same.
God help us if she is planning an acting career. Actually it is laughable. Speaking of bad – has anyone seen Nicole Kidman’s Swiss vitamins ad? That is embarassing.