This is what a summer full of partying does to your face, people. This is public service announcement from Leonardo DiCaprio. When you are in your teens and 20s, you can party through the whole summer and come out of it looking pretty much the same. But when you’re looking 40 in the face (he turns 40 in November), you can’t party your ass off the entire summer and expect to look anything other than haggard. Anyway, these are photos of Leo at the Oceana SeaChange Summer party in LA on Saturday night. Leo wore a nice suit and sneakers.
Whenever I’ve seen photos of Leo’s messy appearance over the past few months, all I can think about is how he could easily play a young Rasputin. Leo was actually closely tied to a Rasputin film last year but I don’t know what’s happening with it at this point. I think Leo’s current look is for The Revenant, which is in pre-production now (and it’s the only upcoming production listed on his IMDB). Still, if this is Leo’s wild-eyed, crazy-mystic-who-wouldn’t-die look, it’s pretty solid.
Meanwhile, Deadline reports that Leonardo, Tobey Maguire and Tom Hardy are going to star together in an anti-poaching film. It’s a while away though – they’ve only just hired a writer. The film will allegedly be like Traffic, in that it will be an examination of all of the different parts and people involved with poaching and trafficking of black-market animals.
PS… I do sort of love his chignon though.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I think he is going to play Ben Wheatley.
That made me giggle, K-Zilla.
Literally?
Yes. It wasn’t a full on lol, more of a hehehe.
Ben Hur? Lol
Ha! That’s what I thought too.
I think it’s Orson Welles…
Oh that’s funny, about looking somewhat bloated and older like OW. I hope he didn’t procure a venereal disease, he has chlamydia face.
Not even if my pants were on fire and he was the only man alive carrying a bucket of water.
Not if you tied me to an ant hill and smeared me with honey.
What if mimosas were involved?
You are so kinky GNAT.
If. And that’s a big IF. I started drinking knowing he was on the prowl and said f-it. I want something in life to regret later. Then yes I would, Although, next morning I’d have a true Coyote Ugly/127 hours situation.
There aren’t enough mimosas in the world and I know.
Okay for that you get a full on lol, Kiddo.
Not if I was Starving and he was gonna be paying in food and actual Money
not If he Deloused That Wolfpussy beard
Not if He offered that I didnt have to hang with his mama and NOT be passed around to Kevin Connolly Lukas Haas Et. al
Not for the Offer to Be The Bona Fide
Not for Titanic Money
Ha ha…. So mean
Hehehe. Hell no, not even at gunpoint!! But a pitcher of mimosas would allow me to at least visualize it w/out spewing.
Same for me. Goodness gracious, he’s awful!
If he were the last man on Earth, humanity would come to a screeching halt. Nope.
Lol
Wicked!
I’ll hit him…with a 2×4.
Never liked the guy. He looks shady.
He looks awful. He is now only relying on his name and the rumor that he has a huge d*ck.
That rumor came with the other rumor he’s done in only a few minutes.
I’m thinking that ‘rumor’ is actually true. It was on LaineyGossip that I read that particular rumor….some former model (can’t remember her name) said that she slept with Leo back in the early nineties (I remember being surprised that he was only a few years older than her), and said that his dong was huge. I don’t see why she’d lie, but who knows?
It was in Star mag 2/3 weeks ago .Someone had sex with him at the end of 90’s said Dicaprio has a big but flabby p** is.
Since always,the rumor says Dicaprio ,Liam Neeson and Tobey MaGuire are well-developped
It’s in Bobbie Brown’s book, Dirty Rocker Boys.
( I kinda didn’t believe her…)
Bobbi Brown of the nude eyeshadow palette?!!? Good gawdalmighty.
Leo looks far too much like Margaret Thatcher’s henchman and all-round creature of the night, Norman Lamont. (And one eould nevah shag a Tory, anyway)
@don’t kill me i’m french
Really? The Lainey story I read was from a few years ago–but I’ll believe that he’s lazy in bed (especially now). I don’t see why a person would lie about that–unless he was either really small or she’s trying to suck up to him and get attention. But unless we’re 19, skinny, and blonde–Leo probably doesn’t even care. Haha.
No.
No. Thank. You. He is gross.
I would.Death by Snu-snu!
Baby it will blow your mind.
Bhahaha <3
Ah Futurama. Both of your posts legit made me laugh out loud.
He’s morphing into James Gandolfini.
http://wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net/80556E/img.news/NEiB3ZJfg6kYlp_1_2.jpg
Even though the poaching movie sounds promising, I’m too upset by Leo’s man-bun to get excited about it.
His chig-no.
I love Gandoldini and I am hurting now at the resemblance.
James Gandolfini always made me weak at the knees, lord rest him.
Me and Gloria were -literally- crazy for him 🙂
And after the charity gala Leo puts on his jet pack – powered by rocket fuel and bald eagles – and flies back to Ibiza to finish up the water gun tournament with Lukas Haas.
lol
Party Face!
Somebody sign him up for a film so he can get it together. He was so hot in The Departed.
“The Departed” Leo seems so far back now. Sigh…
Leo circa The Departed was so smoking hot. I get a little humid just thinking about it. But now, the only possible justification for that horrid beard would be to conceal a double chin. Maybe we should all be happy we’re being spared the sight.
I thought likely double chin too. My hubby grows a beard in winter if he’s carrying a few extra pounds, because he also thinks it masks a double chin. But I think a beard on an already round face just makes it look fuller and rounder. Not a good look (on hubs or on Leo).
No matter how much I love love love the man bun I would not.
Would I hit it? Ew, no. Not even with a bag over that head. His looks are shot and his body is weird and gross. Not in a million.
I never understood his supposed appeal. But I don’t think it’s a summer of partying that makes him look this way but rather the unflattering hair style and aging beard. Other than that I don’t think he looks particularly rough for a man his age.
Never!
Dorian Gray and Darryl Van horn had a baby. They named it Leo, and it looks like this^^^.
I am always the opposite of popular opinion on here. Lol. While DiCaprio is not my cup of tea, I do not get the intense dislike for him. He lives his life and makes no apologies or excuses for it.
I would do him before some of the popular board faves on CB.
Hm now that you mention it, I would totally do Leo before Hiddles and Cumberdude.
Before Cumby…. Well none of them, thats settled… Before Hiddles… Well I could run over Leo with a tractor to get to Tom lol
For sure!
I agree. I’ve never found him attractive – when he was younger he had this weird baby face, and he never really grew into it. I don’t mind him, though. I think half the problem is that for so long he was marketed as a pretty boy, so now that he’s not even objectively handsome people are freaking. He’s a pretty talented actor. Not amazing, but pretty good. I kind of like him.
You dont have to get the dislike, you just have to imagine him on top of you.
And that thought… Well for me that is a no-no…..
I’ve never found him attractive exactly, but he’s really watchable on screen and since the only relationship I have with actors is that of audience/performer, I’ve always liked him.
That would be a big fat resounding no. The chignon is nice but that beard is disgusting.
No. Thanks for asking. But dear God no.
Is it my imagination or does no one care about Toby Maguire anymore? I mean he has cash and doesn’t need to work…but he just seems to pop up in small roles. A lot of them for Leo’s production company, *ahem*.
Maguire has one of the worst réputations in Hollywood.
Now he has a rich wife,was one of the most paid actors with Spiderman movies ( he even was paid for the never-made Spiderman 4) and is a poker winner so why to act?
What’s his reputation? I haven’t really heard any stories about him…
I read that he is degrading and rude to a woman while playing poker or out to eat … or something like that. Tobey looks like a worm and and Leo looks like Stewie.
Nein !
I did not think there was a single bad case of beard or hipster man bun out there.
However, my entire female reproductive system is vomiting and attempting to claw its way further up into my torso at this sight. Hence, I stand corrected.
LOL!!
Well at least he’s not one of those celebrities with a fake marriage who winds up cheating all the time anyway. Leo’s always been the same person he is now. Can’t really hate on that. Unlike George Clooney who is obviously getting married so people will stop making fun of him and also probably for political reasons.
He’s starting to look like Orson Wells
That’s exactly what I think too he has the beginnings of the Welles bloat.
I was just reading the comments to see if anybody else called “Orson Wells” for his appearance. Thank you!
+1 ,000,000!
what has he done with my 8th grade crush?! I LOVED Leo when I was in 8th grade….and now look at him 🙁 GROSS
Leo does look terrible, but I think it’s for the Rasputin movie.
Agree. Leo has not been aging well, but I think this level of yick is for a role.
Oh, Rasputin movie, interesting, I can’t wait to see that because I love all things Russian, in a can’t look away kind of obsession. I think Leo has gone a bit downhill for glorifying the Wolf character, the man who basically made a fortune ripping off the retirements of working people. How can he sleep at night knowing he made that scharacter seem like a bit of a good guy? I did the fact checking on the movie vs reality, and Leo may have some karmic repercussions.
Hipster Orson Welles….
Is that you Jack Nicholson? You’re looking fresh faced these days..
He looks older than 76-year-old Jack.
Bathing is the deal breaker for me.
NO – a thousand times NO – so gross.
No I would not hit it. I would wash it, give it an IV detox solution, some penicillin, and a stern talking to.
Hell, I couldn’t even survive a full summer of partying in my teens. Sunshine, alcohol/dehydration, and poor nutrition have always showed up on my face immediately. That’s why I’m being so careful during my late 20’s… lotion, sunscreen, water, etc.
It amazes me that these hard-partying actors (male and female) can hang onto their looks for so long… but maybe that comes down to expensive detox and skin treatments/products.
he should hang out at the post-summer-detox spa with denzel.
Stat
I know that this look ( hair,beard) is for his next movie but he doesn’t look good
I do not mind the look per se, but only if/when he de-bloats his face lol.
But he has a nice face for a white dude. He pulls this off.
I have zero attraction to him.
I think of “The Departed” as the last of hot Leo. He was unattractive as Gatsby, and now there is nothing appealing left.
Pavrotti.
To me it’s less about the haggard appearance, than it is about the total lack of ability to lighten up. My general impression is that he is incapable of laughing at himself. Remember last year at the Oscars? When he refused the pizza from Ellen? So telling.
Is he known that way? i thought he was supposed to be ever-partying, up for any old excess going. He looks to me like he’d laugh easily. Perhaps I should watch at least one of his films and actually pay attention!
(I’m Chris #2!)
Hey Chris#2 ! I just think the easy laughter needs to be on his own terms. He doesn’t seem easy, breezy, beautiful when he’s not in control. It’s gotta be His bitches on His Yacht. Just my impression!
Does he have two sets of clothes? Like one when he “relaxes” and takes some weight and the other one for when he keeps it tight for movies/oscar season? I’m always amazed to see him go from one to the other (bodywise). I guess I would if I was him.
Somebody needs to take some scissors to that awful ponytail of his!
I saw some pictures of other guests at this party on other sites. Ted Danson was here and even if he’s my father’s age, I’d still hit him before DiCaprio (whom I really enjoy on screen).
I wouldn’t hit it unless it was with a baseball bat to his face. Yuck! WTF happened???? He use to be so hot and now he’s looking more and more like Jack Nicholson by the day.
DiCaprio never was my flavour so not gonna respond to the title question.
But looking at him now, he reminds me of how much Val Kilmer let himself go about a decade ago, and this got me wondering about the pressures on men (particularly the pretty types) to stay looking that way. Is it a form of rebelling against the type? Do they genuinely not care (as in, they’re confident in their abilities to continue getting acting parts and women so WTF, what does it matter what they look like)? Or, does the pressure to stay in shape/good looking do the same to them as it does to women, only in the opposite direction for some—instead of going the Sly Stallone route, they go the Marlon Brando route.
I’m just wondering out loud. How much pressure do men feel in Hollywood to stay young and hot looking? Any?
I have -never- found him good-looking and I like my guys tall and lanky, but for some reason..
i think he with that beard, body and haircut altogether is strangely amazing. Still zero attraction, but I think three wrongs make a right here.
He’s really not as fat as people are saying. He’s got a little gut yes but Orson Welles level? Hell no. He has a pudgy face at the best of times, beer bloat and the beard are making people overestimate how out of shape he is. Not saying at 40 he will spring back into shape, but I wouldn’t be surprised if after a month long detox everyone starts saying he looks good again, we’re talking 20,25 lbs here, not a hundred.