Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan in NYC on Wednesday. She was stopping by The Bowery Hotel “to visit a friend,” which I’m assuming means what we all think it means. I guess we should just be thankful that the Cracken managed to find a bra because all bras have been MIA in Crackville for months now. Her girls needed support! More girls need support, even the perky girls.
Speaking of “support” and mysterious hotel visits, I’m sure I’m not alone in wondering just how Lindsay has been supporting herself over the past six months in London and NYC, right? Oprah Winfrey reportedly paid LL something like $1.5 million for the OWN show, but I believe Lindsay blew through that right away. I had been thinking that Lindsay probably had some shady johns in London and that’s how she was keeping up appearances. But now In Touch Weekly claims that Lindsay has been living with an “older investment banker” while in London.
Lindsay Lohan has found love in London! In Touch has exclusively learned the actress has fallen for Patrick Mahony, an older investment banker, while starring in Speed-the-Plow this summer.
“She’s living with him,” an insider tells In Touch, on newsstands now. But it isn’t just the two of them under one roof — Patrick’s two young daughters also live there!
“Lindsay helps the kids take baths. She really pitches in looking after them, and the girls really like her,” a second source tells the mag, adding that the actress is doing better than ever. “She’s finally in a mature relationship with a really grounded guy.”
One theory could be that Lindsay is just this guy’s nanny and she’s trying to crack-hustle her way into his heart/bank account. The other theory is that she’s really his live-in girlfriend and those children are traumatized already. And if this is such a serious relationship, why was she partying all over Europe without Mahony? And why is she partying all over Manhattan and the Hamptons now? It’s far more likely that she’s not really living with him and he’s not really her “boyfriend.” More like a sugar daddy, I would guess. A sugar daddy whose patience is wearing thin.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I can’t even with that outfit.
frankly (and I’m NOT joking here) I’m surprised that she’s wearing a bra.
this is the kind of top that begs for a bra but she’d normally just wear without one so she could give the so-called “side boob”…or more. she wears shirts that she hangs out of all the time so this surprises me.
IS she wearing a bra?? It looks like she walked through a spider web and kept going.
Indeed. When I first saw the dude’s last name, I thought they were talking about the character on Police Academy. That makes more sense than this BS.
Lohan is all over rich dudes with low standards like lice on… well.. Lohan.
My heavens, why doesn’t she buy proper foundations for her chest size?
What kind of mother allows her children to be under the same roof as a crumb like Lohan?
lol that was my first thought, their mother is either dead or brooke mueller
Hahaha( not at the mom being dead, the Brooke Mueller part).
She better get one of these rich men to marry her before it’s too late. She doesn’t want to end up like Tara Reid, still hustling on Cannes boats at 40.
Very wise advise.
I’m sure she’s schemed about bagging a “permanent” sugar daddy and “going legit”, but seriously – who would MARRY her?
Maybe she should take a bath before she helps those poor kids with theirs.
Apparently, this investment banker’s two daughters are BOTH in college and/or university, which makes them 18 to 20 years old…and Lindsay is giving them both baths? LOL! I’m calling BS on this.
LOL! Good find, jessica6. I call BS on this story too .
I would actually believe this over her bathing small children. *sideye*
Hahahahaha! Oh please let that be true! If it is it’s one of the more amazing tabloid fails!
“Kept woman” is her best career option right now but it takes more work than escorting.
WTH?! Ugh
Jesus almost Ghostrode this whip the way i started choking in this Car
Also, when was she “starring in Speed-the-Plow this summer?”
I do not get why men who could pay ehm cough cough have younger and healthy and clean “girlfriends” would want LiLho around them.
For a lot of these guys, desperation is actually a desirable quality.
It makes them more…compliant.
to add to what Stoner said, I believe that she’s rumored to do “things” that your standard, respectable hooker won’t do.
Oh, my God, like what?
I have a lurid imagination but not lurid enough to imagine what standard, respectable hookers won’t do. (Or maybe it is so lurid that I’m overshooting the mark: BDSM? “Amal”? Group scenes?)
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All prurient curiosity aside, I will say this: she reminds me of that movie “Leaving Las Vegas” with Nicolas Cage and Elisabeth Shue. That was a really sad movie. Maybe she is like the Elisabeth Shue character…? 🙁
Frida, let me be clear…these are RUMORS, so I have no idea of the veracity of them…
but, what I’ve heard is that she’s willing to put up with physical abuse, hence the bruises.
I’ve also heard that she’s the…uh…”entertainment” for parties, and I don’t mean just stripping. as in, she’s “available” for any and all party attendees if they’re interested, and “anything goes”.
It angers me that she puts herself in very dangerous situations and that if she had half decent parents or someone who cared just a fraction when she was younger, she might have avoided this. As it is, fingers crossed she gets her life together eventually.
Doofus–that sounds like the Elisabeth Shue character in Leaving Las Vegas.
If somehow these rumors were confirmed, I honestly would not be at all surprised. I don’t think anyone would be surprised. Some rumors have enough of a ring of truth to them no matter how ugly they are…this is one of those situations, I think.
Ugh.
Lindsey looks like something that fell off a bar stool made of used cigarettes. I have no idea why any man would want to be even close to her let alone have sex with her for money. I find her to be repulsive and sloppy looking. I would much rather pay for an actual hooker who takes some care of themselves.
Her bloated gut is overflowing those shorts lol
I LOVE what she’s wearing here! This outfit is simply gorgeous and so tasteful! Love the lace work and the front black vest – it really brings out her great figure. Glad to see she’s finally starting to dress like a real lady. I love the way this outfit accentuates her lovely and perky breasts.
Hahahaha! I was giving you some serious side eye until the “perky breasts” comment.
Eliza, you wouldn’t catch me DEAD wearing this hot mess! LOL! And those shoes….
Oh yes, it’s grace personified. The only problem is that the ensemble is made from nylon-style ‘fabrics’ extruded from petroleum by-products, and will go up in flames as soon as she lights a fag.
Srsly, this looks like a hooker outfit for Halloween, it’s amazing anyone could actually select these items and like wearing them.
seriously, I was like “is she for REALZ?!!!” until I got to the “perky” part, too.
well played, Miss.
@Chris, she’d fit right in dressed like that on either TOWIE or Eastenders.
@Doofus, darling, all you have to do is walk the streets of Luton or Manchester or Birmingham, and you’ll see this fashion look, more or less.
Oh Jessica, I know!
I don’t know what the spotty shell-suited lads make of these hordes of (apparently) trainee ladies of the night. I mean…..,girls go to school now wearing false eyelashes and beehive lacquered hair. I find them quite terrifying…..they always seem to be spoiling for a fight!
Chris, tell me about it – it’s both terrifying and revolting.
God save the Queen, and save us from the chavs, darling! 🙂
“Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend is a desperate midlife crisis case who is willing to risk his dick to say he banged a young actress, even if it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
FIFY
… And he loves cocaine.
As, sadly, many investment bankers do…I very briefly dated one in London years ago…they’re all hot messes…and for the most part, slime balls. I ditched him after one date.
Maybe Lindsay’s partying all over Europe and the Hamptons is why her credit cards were declined? Mr Mahony was perhaps not impressed with the stories coming back to him?
Ugh. Can you imagine if your ex-husband starting taking up with Lindsay Lohan? I would file for full custody immediately based on safety reasons alone.
If I were Mrs. Mahoney, I would be celebrating my big fat divorce settlement right now…..
I dunno… If it were MY ex-husband, I probably would laugh myself half to death. Because you KNOW Lilo will strip the guy of any respectibility he has, and leave him with multiple kinds of VD when his credit cards max out. Sounds like just desserts to me!
When the story said “starring in Speed the Plow all summer” it lost me. If they can’t get that right (something very easily verified), then how is any of this right? Whoever Patrick Mahoney is, he’s likely mortified today. I doubt this is something he wanted all over the tabloids.
Well, I do think the best Lindsay could do now is find a man who is willing to support her financially and give her help. She’s reached that point where nobody would take her seriously for any job, ever. Not saying that this dude is that, obviously. But I think it’s the only path left for her.
Yeaaaaaaah I don’t buy this for a second. More like he’s her john and she’s trying to crack hustle herself into is life as his gf
The first bra her girls have seen since her teenage-years. wow.
Yeah that thing is probably going to have to be replaced immediately because her saggy gross fake boobs undoubtably stretched out and destroyed any “support” benefits it had when she put it on. And the booze/coke sweats probably broke down the material on a molecular level too.
Notice how her phones all say Dubai, UAE on the back of them? Somebody there is still supporting her and shes just grifting this new John.
She looks better here than she has in a while. God, Lindsay. Get it together before you really kill yourself. I’ve been preparing myself for the tragic news since the beginning of the docuseries.
Get the holy water ready to exorcise me – but sometimes the mommy in me wants to grab her, give her a loofah and direct her to a hot shower, then make her a hot chocolate and give her a long talk.
She looks like a hooker from the 60’s..what in the crackle hell??
I wouldn’t be surprised if the banker knows better than to touch Lilo and is only using her services as a party favor for other men to enjoy “Eyes Wide Shut” style. Or even like Jennifer Connelly’s character in Requiem for a Dream. It’s pure speculation but I wouldn’t put *anything* past her. Anything at all.
Requiem still makes me shudder and it’s been, what, 15 years since I actually watced it?
She actually looks pretty good from the neck up, for a change. But what in the what is this outfit?!?! Did she get dressed in the dark with those sunglasses on? I don’t get it. It’s so bad.
I believe this story, as Dina needs money and probably gave them this little tidbit in exchange for some cash. Plus, the source even sounds like her.
At this point, Lindsay Lohan stories are a lot like Britney stories: depressing. Their lives are just depressing and gross. Britney MAY be a bit further ahead, but I still find her life depressing. So this LL story: I don’t believe it … the reality of LL’s life is much seedier I think. But she seems happy living at rock bottom (she and anyone else is seriously delusional if she/they believes she will ever be in a decent movie again, never mind win an Emmy or Oscar. Not with all those other actresses around). As long as how LL lives works for her, she’s not going to do any different. And that play? As if. I’ll believe it when I see it (that she’s actually performed, consistently and on time over a long period…which, has she done this at all, ever?).
Wait… Brittany was diagnosed with a mental illness -and her teen stardom faded in adulthood – but she’s still a mom of two boys, filthy rich, and living a nice life. Far far cry from what’s going on here.
She isn’t a very discrete prostitute is she. I bet this 50 something sugar daddy is spewing she mentioned his name in public.
Poor her. She thinks he really is her legit boyfriend.
I bet he really wanted a bona fide hollywood celebrity his friends and business associates could be envious of. Especially his ex-wife. Somebody cute like Kate Hudson? But got budget strung out Lindssay. Some would argue she isn’t even one up from Tara Ried.
So he’s her sugar daddy.
The older man rumour was denied by Lindsay rep. Rumour is that Lindsay is more into women than men in reality. Interesting and could be true since she has not had a serious partner since Sam Ronson and that must be 4-5 years ago.
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/08/lindsay-lohan-straight-gay-bisexual-samantha-ronson/