These are photos of Justin Bieber cruising on his fancy Can-Am Spyder motorcycle in LA on Thursday. The situation looks like a simple joyride, but it turned into a near disaster according to TMZ. Remember when Lindsay Lohan drove into a stroller that was holding a baby? She simply refused to check the sidewalk to see if anyone was crossing. This is just as bad. Bieber decided to drive his motorcycle on the sidewalk, and he almost ran over an elderly lady with a walker. TMZ has video of the incident. Here’s the lowdown:
Justin Bieber took his Can-Am Spyder into Bev Hills Thursday … and when traffic got too congested for his taste, he maneuvered it onto the sidewalk where he rode illegally … almost hitting someone.
Watch the video closely … you’ll see Bieber comes off the sidewalk at an intersection, and comes close to creaming an elderly woman with a walker.
He clearly doesn’t care … because seconds later he’s rocking out to music as he waits at a light.
BTW … Bieber’s on probation for the egg throwing incident, which means he’s not allowed to violate any laws. Lucky for him … no cops in sight.
[From TMZ]
Thank goodness Bieber didn’t hit this lady. It sounds like a really close call. Bieber needs to watch himself. Not only does he endanger lives with his wanton recklessness, but he’s also on probation. You know he’ll never make it two full years without getting into more trouble. It’s only a matter of time, and hopefully he won’t hurt anyone in the process.
Here are some more Bieber tidbits from the past few days:
* Has Bieber’s team been bribing border guards? One Niagara Falls guard was fired from the Canadian Border Services Agency after she allegedly accepted $10,000 in backstage passes. The guard reportedly allowed two members of Team Swag to enter Canada even though they have criminal records. TMZ says some on-duty guards busted the operation. Ha. Not even Canada wants Bieber’s entourage.
* Swaggy is being sued by a paparazzo, Aja Oxman, who says Bieber ordered his bodyguard to deliver a choke hold and smackdown. Biebs reportedly “enjoyed the beating.” Then Bieber and his bodyguard destroyed the pap’s camera together.
* Here’s something truly bizarre. Bieber decided to reenact scenes from Step Brothers with Lil’ Za. Watch Swaggy try to stalk away all angry with his butt hanging out of his pants.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
douchebag alert~
Yeah he is…. but can we talk about my need for one of those Can-Am Spyders? I saw one yesterday and I was green with envy. I want. 🙂
Same here, they are everywhere this summer. I just love the look of them. If I didn’t live in a winter frozen zone half the year and need my vehicle for deliveries I would consider getting one instead of new/used vehicle.
I have to ask though, why does he need a two seater? If he wanted to look cool he blew it since he looks silly in that, like a elf or dawrf trying to see over the cupboard. Get a normal bike you dope!
Spyders are the segways of our day. And he looks so tiny on that thing. They’re not that huge. He’s just that scrawny.
I looked up the Can-Am because I wanted to know how much they were, and they only come in 2-seaters. Scroll down for the different models.
http://can-am.brp.com/spyder/help-me-choose.html
What, no training wheels?
This “bike” comes standard with them.
What a loser…
Dear Canada,
Your country is amongst the most stunningly physically beautiful places in the world. You have given the world a plethora of world-class, unforgettable and exceedingly talented singers and bands…the list is endless; here’s a sample of the gifts you’ve allowed the world to share:
Joni Mitchell
Neil Young
Gordon Lightfoot
Leonard Cohen
K.D. Lang
Bryan Adams
Stompin’ Tom Connors
Anne Murray (well, my mother loves her)
Chilliwack
The Guess Who
Glass Tiger
Sarah McLachlan
April Wine
Oscar Peterson
Paul Anka
Diana Krall
Men Without Hats
Bruce Cockburn
Burton Cummings
Blue Rodeo
The Tragically Hip
Shania Twain
Rush
Burton Cummings
Jann Arden
The Spoons
Martha and the Muffins
Alanis Morissette
…and then, you just HAD to give us another “gift”…Bieber. We simply can’t accept this additional gift from you…or were your ulterior motives in releasing this swine to the globe NOT with good intentions? What did we DO to deserve this!? Others have pleaded with you here to take him away from the world. I echo their sentiments. Please, TAKE him back – there are plenty of places in Canada where you can stash him away…the Yukon, the arctic, Yellowknife, French Quebec, Labrador, anywhere!!!
And while you’re at it, Canada, PLEASE take Celine Dion back, too. Her heart may go on, but our heartburn and migraines go on just by listening to her on the radio or in a restaurant or passing car stereo.
…oh, and send us all more of your delicious maple syrup…YUMMY!
Dear Jessica6,
Thank you for your letter. We strive to make customer satisfaction our priority and we are pleased that our previous gifts met your expectations. Unfortunately, we are unable to grant your request to take back the last two items you ordered, namely the Bieber and the Dion, as we have a very strict no-return policy. These two items were sent to you a trial basis and the time limit for refunds has now expired.
We thank you for your understanding and hope that you will continue to order singers and bands from us.
Sincerely yours,
Canada
Dear Canada,
While I do sincerely thank you for perusing my August 24, 2014 letter of complaint, and while I am most appreciative of the fact that your reply was a prompt one, I must say I am not at all satisfied with your country’s no-return policy. As a frequent customer of Canada who has added to your tourism revenue, and who has frequented your Tim Hortons and Canadian Tire outlets, I do find this most unfair, unjust, and quite simply just atrocious customer service. Your policies are much to my chagrin and ire.
May I kindly point out to you the fact that, at no time whatsoever was it ever communicated, either verbally or in writing, that Bieber and Dion were given on a trial basis, and worse yet, were both non-returnable.
I do find this very inappropriate.
While I do hate to go over someone’s head, I’m afraid your reply to me leaves me with no alternative. I should like the name of your country’s manager, and I should like his or her direct telephone number and email address.
I await your reply.
Sincerely,
Ms. Jessica6
You guys are cracking me up!
@FLORC
Hahahah me too!!!
Hey, lay off Celine. She may be boring, but she seems pretty nice.
You forgot Avril Lavigne. 🙂
Canada, we’ll trade Ryan Adams for Bryan Adams.
@Jessica6, you forgot William Shatner, Canada’s greatest export.
Dear Ms Jessica;
I am the manager of Canada. In response to your politely-worded letter, I can assure you that we are extremely sorry for any inconvenience The Beibs has caused your country. Although we are mortified by his behaviour and he is a stain on our reputation, we are afraid to inform you that George W Bush Jr, in exchange for access to our water supply, agreed to take The Biebs.
Regretfully,
Manager of Canada
You forgot about Rush, so we gave you Bieber. +1 internets for mentioning the Spoons, BTW.
Dear Canada, I am extremely upset with your customer relations policy. I called your complaint line expecting a recorded menu and got a human being! How am I supposed to go on a full-tilt boogie rant when a nice person and not a machine is at the other end of the line? I suggest you outsource your customer relations calls to NYC to make us real “Americans” feel more at home.
Why is he not in jail, on house arrest, sometihng?
Money talks. And it’s California. And to some his criminal behaviour is just a rich, young, white kid being a rich, young, white kid i.e he’s “sowing his oats”.
Bieber’s “mischievous youngster” routine has been played out.
Choke-holds, bribing border guards, reckless endangerment, currently on probation.
I think most people now perceive him as an entitled thug and law enforcement has probably placed a bullseye on his back.
Having money and being a celeb makes a whole world of difference. If this were just an ordinary citizen doing the crazy things this little jerk has been doing, that person would be doing jail time!
I have never seen someone so likable deteriorate so quickly into an asshole and a rude little p…ck so quickly and stay there. His mom, no matter what she says, must be worried by this point.
When was this raised testicle ever likeable? When he was an egg just prior to or right after fertilization?
I have little or no sympathy for his mother. She willingly agreed to have her son sign a pact with the devil in order to gain entry into the music industry (if one wishes to call his songs “music”). Bieber’s mother was a poor, single mother in Canada (don’t even get me started on his turd of a “father”); she more than likely had $$$ dancing in her head when her son was discovered. She’s more than likely become very accustomed to a certain lifestyle, and she knows who butters her bread. In short, she too signed a pact with the dark side when she handed over her son to the managers and publicists in the industry.
This kid is going to literally crash and burn…not a matter of if, but when.
Bieber, please apply for US citizenship so they can’t deport you
Thanks,
Canada
Dear Canada,
You keep him. We have enough trouble of our own.
Love,
The United States
Dear Canada & America,
We’ll take him!!!!
-From Russia “with love of course”
Lmao you win.
Only if you send him to a Siberian labor camp…
Hey, don’t even dare to think to send the turd to UK only because you kept Piers Morgan…….
If we have to keep him, you guys have to take a Kardashian in return. deal?
We’ll take kourtney
Ummm sorry Audrey, you do not get to pick. Nice try though! ; )
I should have been more specific about the terms of the deal. 😉
Yes, darlings, let’s all BLAME CANADA! They’re to blame for all of this!
Bad Canada…naughty Canada!
The only way we are taking the little douche back is if you threaten us with Lohan instead.
Lady D – considering your country failed to inform us of the trial period expiration date (see the correspondence in post #2 above), I think it’s only fair that we give you the two-for-one deal. Namely, that you have to take both Bieber AND Lohan. And their passports, too. Thank you.
Bieber is a huge douche, of course… but I didn’t see the almost-run-over-a-grandma-part. He seemed to have it under control. But sure TMZ gets more views with such an over the top title.
Glad I am not the only one who didn’t see the nearly-run-over part. I really, really can’t stand him, but I am just not seeing much in this video. He wasn’t driving like a lunatic or anything. I actually wish he was, because he’s such a creep, and I’d love to see him get busted.
Under control or not, he still should have not been driving on the sidewalk. But I couldn’t see the nearly-run-over part either.
Yeah, he was going pretty slow and controlled. I was expecting him to see a video of him screeching to a stop to avoid hitting somebody. He’s still an idiot for driving on the sidewalk though.
Doesn’t matter. It’s illegal to drive on the sidewalk.
But laws only pertain to others, not to this snotty-,nosed, diaper wearing little brat!
I don’t deny that it is! For me it is just blown out of proportion.
I do not like Bieber, i think he is a selfimportant a**, but to pretent he went beserk on his bike isn’t in good style either.
The supposed old grandma was just at the very end when he hits the crosswalk and takes off on the road again. A brief flash shows a woman in blue with a walker crossing the road at the lights like him and everyone else. I don’t even think he was in the crosswalk lines when he passed her. TMZ is sensationalizing as usual. Still I would think it’s illegal for motor bikes or even non powered bikes to be on the side walk. But yeah he wasn’t driving at 100 down the sidewalk. Like I said, why not use a normal motorcyle? He could have easily moved it between cars instead of using that huge thing.
No training wheels. The Can Am is a non-tippy over for Baby Biebs.
Can’t the cops give him a ticket for that, even if it’s after the fact?
One day this little turd is going to kill someone.
And that’s when he’ll really get in trouble. Team Swaggy will not be able to whitewash a homicide, voluntary or involuntary.
Bieber is a scofflaw and a punk.
Hopefully the judge that sentenced
him to probation will take a personal interest in Bieber’s recklessness and lack of regard for the law.
Bieber you think you can’t go to jail? You CAN. And you do not want to go to jail. Trust me.
Two words: Lindsay Lohan. If she can get away with much worse stuff, then he’s got nothing to worry about. And he actually has money to pay his attorney and fines.
It the top photo he looks like a 10 yr old boy posing on his daddy’s motorcycle.
“Gee dad, I hope someday I’ll be big enough to drive it”
Stop grabbing your junk and pull up your pants!
This brat looks like a four year old riding a big wheel. Does he always hold on to his teeny weeny peenie so he won’t have to get out the magnifying glass to find it again?
Douche. Can not stand this brat, he needs to disappear.
Did anyone see that little douchetastic dance? Hilarious. This racist criminal needs to go somewhere FAAAAAAAAAAAAAR away.
He looks like a toddler driving a fancy big wheel.
That ATV looks like one of those remote control vehicle from toys r’ us. At least, when driven by Bieber.
I think it’s time he is kicked out of here. Poor lady, she was ablivious to her situation. She must have been scared when she realized she could have been a gonner.
Holy crap, does he ever look like a tiny little kid on his giant tricycle. LOL!
Never in the field of human coolness has so little been accomplished by so much effort.
How can anyone think that the waistband of a pair of pants is supposed to go UNDER the a$$? Wtf?? I just…I can’t.
Maybe he thought it was a “waste” band? That was bad, I know. I’m sorry.
+1000000000
Lolz.
He waddled away in that video like a penguin. How can he think that looks good? I hope Justin and Lil Za aren’t trying to get acting roles in movies.
I thought he said he was “done with LA”? He can’t stay away from the lime light and attention. He obviously thinks the law is for “regular folk” only. God forbid he get stuck in traffic like the rest of us…no he has to drive on the sidewalk. There are so many cops in that area and yet he gets away with doing that? Also, does Lil Za actually do music? All I ever see is him hanging around Justin. Lastly, what is up with celebs and leather pants in 90 degree weather ?
I don’t think he came close, but there IS a video out there of him singing about killing black people and joining the KKK and using the N-word which people are forgetting about.
I know, right?!
Yeah how on earth did he get a free pass but Taylor Swift is getting attacked for being racist? I know those vids of Justin were from when he was 14 or 15 but at that age you know better !
Moreover, wasn’t his douche bag mom sitting beside him laughing; if Toby Keith did this he would be on the apology circuit for a year. It’s the double standard at work, and also i’m guessing his corporate backers/sponsors paying off the “media.”
Exactly, there were adults laughing along with Justin in those tapes. His mom is no better. She was quoted saying she wished God would send Justin a “good Christian manager”. His manager is Scooter Braun, who just happens to be Jewish. Why does that bother her?
Did he really get a free pass, though? The whole internet was outraged. The only people who ever defend Biebs about anything are the members of his cult. Don’t get me wrong, I detest this guy, but the internet sure isn’t giving him a free pass for anything (though the law is…).
if anyone says Taylor Swift is stereotyping black women or fetishizing their bodies, I just point them to Nicki Minaj’s latest video and they get reeeal quiet.
WHY can’t we just deport him already and be done with it? Doesn’t Canada have a remote island somewhere they can exile him to so they won’t have to deal with him, either?
Unfortunately, the types of crimes he has committed/been charged with/pled guilty to aren’t really in the league of deportable actions. He’s a junior league nuisance. What they should be looking at is when his visa expires and finding a way to deny him renewal.
Hey, don’t be giving them any ideas here.
I’m sorry, but watching him storm off in that video: he looked like an angry gay man. No offense to gay men, but he could not have looked more like a fussy little gay storming away from his boyfriend.
God has a terrible sense of justice. He gets Robin Williams and we’re stuck with this butt fissure.
God doesn’t want such a turd either. Imagine poor angels forced to listen to Bieber’s songs….
At the rate he’s going, I doubt he’ll be surrounded with angels when it’s all over for his little life.
I’ve always had this idea God and Satan have decided to grant this dude immortality just so neither of them have to handle him. I think launching him to Outer Space is our only option left.
Where is the “Hottest Christian Celeb Mother of The Year”? Patti and Daddy have alot to answer for. Thanks for whelping this rat and giving him to the world.
I’m so confused by that TMZ video. The traffic is at a standstill, but someone is cruising along at the same pace as Bieber filming him. Does LA have special lanes reserved for paparazzi??
The pap was also driving while video taping Bieber…that in itself is NOT SAFE to others on the road. How is this legal ? What Bieber did was incredibly wrong and stupid, but so was the pap filming him WHILE DRIVING IN TRAFFIC.
You make a good point, there was so much traffic, how was the pap able to drive through it to film Bieber?
Some of you are being irrational. After all, these are minor things to get deported over. If he assaulted someone, then we’d have a case. If he was caught with illegal substances, then we’d have another case. We just have to wait and see. Bieber is walking on eggshells, as of now. These frat boy antics won’t do him so much harm that he would be considered a threat to the welfare of the country.
My brother is paralyzed for life, in a wheelchair for life. There’s no cure for paralysis FYI.
AND SERIOUSLY…I would annihilate this permanent S#&$!/ stain if I could. I’ve had it with his diaper wipe antics.
I can use fowl language and soiled diaper imagery to try n sound funny but my heart truly sank when I read this. He has a legitimate fear of being killed, raped, robbed or HIT BY A CARELESS DRIVER because he can’t even STAND UP much less walk…
Even so……I feel sorry for HIM!!!
Another “Bible study” coming in 3, 2, 1…
As clockwork. His team will put it out to get him image under control. Too late.
This kid is a little psychopath.
”When was this raised testicle ever likeable? When he was an egg just prior to or right after fertilization?”
Best. Comment. Ever.
I didn’t know that his Lightning McQueen ride-on toddler trike is dangerous.
Dear Canada: Don’t worry about the Biebs, forget the Beibs. I forgive you. I love you and want to have your baby. It will be a funny nice baby with a great singing voice and a sense of humor. I think.
I love the line, “Bieber’s on probation, which means he’s not allowed to violate any laws.” Ummm… So people who aren’t on probation are allowed to violate laws? In Bieber’s mind that probably makes sense.