– Jane Fonda wants to make an erotic movie about a woman over 70. I think I saw that in sex psychology class [Haute Gossip]
– Jane Fonda says if Paris were black or poor she would have done time sooner [Gabsmash]
– Paris Hilton rides a bike, looks asanine [Agent Bedhead]
– Just three people showed up to a “Free Paris” protest [yeeeah]
– The heiress crab [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Angelina says she doesn’t want to marry Brad [DListed]
– Drew Barrymore becomes a UN ambassador against hunger for the World Food program [PopSugar]
– Lakisha Jones Says Simon Cowell’s Lips Are “Soft and Thin” [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Britney was goint to a spinning class at a busy gym on Sunset Strip in that ridiculous outfit, and she left twice and quit halfway through [Celebwarship]
– Video of Lindsay Lohan on the Martha Stewart show [Gawker]
– Quotes from Lindsay and Martha, with Martha repeatedly asking about partying [popbytes]
– Lindsay Lohan said sex scenes scared her [Hollywood Rag]
– Lindsay Lohan Once Again Wears A Cocaine Spill-Proof Dress [Bastardly]
– Lohan is making out with Calum Best in public and critizing her girlfriend’s DJing at the same time [CelebNewsWire]
– Ricki Lake weight loss scans [The Skinny Website]
– The Palms in Vegas replaces marquee with “Free Paris” [Evil Beet]
– The teen who got assaulted by Akon on stage sure has a provocative myspace [Best Week Ever]
– Gemma Atkinson pulls a Britney Spears with a towel around her neck [The Blemish]
– The Ex with Zach Braff seems like a sitcom and is utterly forgettable [Pajiba]
– Hot Chicks with Douchebags [CityRag]
– Bobby Brown thinks Bin Laden wants to kill him because he wants Whitney. Bin Laden has got to be dead at this point, what’s he worried about? [ICYDK]
– Bobby Brown wants spousal support from Whitney [Rhymes with Snitch]
– The author of “Tabloid Prodigy” says her job ate away at her gradually and she regrets a story about Leonardo DiCaprio’s sex life as it made Leo move and all of the people mentioned had to quit their jobs! [Celebritology]
– Nicky Hilton in spandex (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Pete Doherty’s bloody art is on display [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Brittany Murphy trashy photoshoot [The Grumpiest]
– Is Halle Berry pregnant? [Socialite’s Life]
– Julianne Moore and her daughter Liv [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– David Beckham makes plea for missing girl [Just Jared]