Kim Kardashian wears Kardashian Kollection in Australia: fab or fug?

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While Kanye West has been publicly berating his fans in wheelchairs, Kim Kardashian-West has been traveling Australia with him and doing publicity for the Kardashian Kollection and her reality show. I wish I could tell you that Australians don’t give a crap, but they do. Apparently, they love her and she has a big fanbase in Australia. I’m including photos of Kim doing a meet-and-greet at a store (her dress is Kardashian Kollection), plus some pics from her Instagram. She covers an issue of “Sunday Style” although the image is so Photoshopped, I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t recognize her. She also visited the zoo and posed with koala bear. The koala’s face is everything.

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While doing press, Kim mentioned a few things of note (barely). Basically, the only interesting thing I found was this quote about Aussie women: “I love Australian women and their style is fun and vibrant and I see lots of colour.” That’s literally it. She says that traveling Australia with Kanye IS her downtime and she would love to bring Kardashian Kids Klothes to Australia and it’s all pretty boring – go here to read.

Someone mentioned yesterday that it’s looking like Beyonce might be pregnant twinsies with Duchess Kate this time around, and how that might upset Kim. Will it upset her enough to get revenge-pregnant? I hope so. Because I really don’t think she’s pregnant in these photos and I really want her to be twinsies with Kate again. And if Bey, Kate and Kim are all pregnant at the same time… YES. That would be so much fun.

PS… Her shoes look painful.

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Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and Kim’s Instagram.

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  1. Mrs. Wellen-Mellon says:

    The dress looks painful. It’s too tight and too short. Excellent color on her, however.

  2. Snazzy says:

    HAHAH the koala must have taken lessons from Nori 🙂

  3. lisa says:

    it’s one of her better outfits

    that flap over the pelvic area doesnt need to be there, but still, a better effort

    • Ag says:

      yeah, from the front it looks decent, but from the side like a sausage casing with a flap. sigh.

      • QQ says:

        Correct… Like it’d kill her to go up a size on dress and shoes or something?!

      • FLORC says:

        The color is nice and aside from the size being too small the cut of the dress is nice too.
        The sausage casing jab is a great example. It’s only body shaming if it isn’t the popular thought. If everyone else agrees it’s simply the truth without body shaming.

      • Ag says:

        “sausage casing” was a remark re the dress’ size and fit – not re kim’s body. i think she has a very good body that she tends to dress in ill-fitting too-small clothes.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        Her dress is too tight, you can see the line at her waist and leg from the spanx underneath, that’s not body shaming, that’s what she is wearing. She would look so much better in this exact outfit if she dressed the body she actually has instead of putting on clothes and shoes that are too small and produce the “sausage casing” effect.

    • Sabrine says:

      The dress is a gorgeous color but Kim would look a lot better with 20 pounds less on her derriere.

    • Sassy says:

      Wonder what size she wears – or do they tailor a 12 for her?

  4. Belle Epoch says:

    She always looks like potatoes in a sack.

  5. The Voice says:

    Love the color but it could be few inches longer.

    KK used to be stunning but it’s sad what she’s done to her face. She looks like she’s wearing a mask now.

    • teatimeiscoming says:

      Her face is so puffy. She used to be so pretty, and then she did this. To herself. Voluntarily.

      And PAID for it. 🙁

      I’m no K-family fan, but there was a time when she was quite a rare looker in Hollywood.

      • The Voice says:

        Yes! And she did it to herself! SMH

        I recall not long ago that I expected her personality to match her looks – meaning I’d be mesmerized by what she had to say and what she did. I watched a few episodes of KUWTK and her on Dancing with the Stars and I couldn’t believe how boring and wooden she appeared. “I’m so excited,” said with no emotion. She’s an example of someone who appears more interesting in photos than in real life.

      • Mel M says:

        Yes! Her face in the pic of her waving looks Megan fox like.

      • snowflake says:

        yes, i watch KUWTK occasionally (hangs head) and her plastic surgery is so obvious..

  6. DrBzy says:

    I’m certainly no fan of hers, but I think she looks fine in that dress. The shoes do look painful though. It reminds me of when she was pregnant and wore those sandals and Instagrammed the indent they left on her feet. OUCHIES.

    • Mojoman says:

      I wonder how those teeny tiny heels can uphold all her diapered butt and weight? How can she walk with those without wobbling?

  7. birdie says:

    Her butt looks diaper-ish here. Her spanx don’t seem to go with this dress.

  8. TheOriginalKitten says:

    I like the dress, but not on her.

    That Koala’s stole Nori’s expression.

  9. FingerBinger says:

    When I go to Sears,which isn’t that often, the Kardashian Kollection is always 60-70% off. I also never see anyone shopping in that section either. These clothes don’t seem to sell. I don’t how they’ve managed to make this a worldwide thing.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      I’m not sure they have, it’s a lot of talk. Only thing I ever heard genuine good buzz over was some of their makeup. No one I know buys any of their clothes. One girl I know wanted a “dash” t shirt but couldn’t afford the $300.00 price tag.

  10. joy says:

    For her not bad. For the rest of the world awful.

  11. word says:

    It’s an ok dress. She needs to learn how to pose for the cameras. You’d think she’d have that down by now as she spends 20 hours a day in front of a mirror posing.

    Also, was she able to sit in that tight dress? Looks more like a band-aid wrapped around her body than a dress…jeez.

  12. Annika says:

    The fab one is the koala.

  13. G says:

    The dress would actually look good on somebody else. She looks silly putting all of that on those skinny heals. They look like they’re gonna snap.

  14. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    The dress looks cheap–it looks like cheap tshirt material……..and it’s basic. At best.

    • SnarkGirl says:

      Exactly! In the first photo it looks nice, and it is a pretty colour, but ….

      In the next photo it looks like cheap jersey that you’d find in a wear-one-season-then-toss tshirt from WalMart. The cut is awful – what is the point of the crotch flap? – and it has very unflattering sagging/wrinkling around the arm holes.

      I shudder to think what they’re charging for this nicely coloured dust rag.

  15. Kiddo says:

    Too bad it came from her collection, but not in her size. lol

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      She probably only makes one size (too small).

      • Kiddo says:

        Yeah, I was just crackin’ smart ass for the fun of it, but this dress would actually suit her if only about one or two (or 3?) sizes up. The color is flattering and the dress is cute without stuff hanging out all over the place, like her typical look.

  16. Ag says:

    love the koala. it looks more awake than kim, despite it probably just having woken up, or being about to fall asleep.

  17. Luciana says:

    I love koalas. That’s all I can say.

  18. Tiffany27 says:

    The koala’s face is representing THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

  19. karkar says:

    Its a nice dress from far, up close it looks cheep. It makes her look heavier.

  20. Eleonor says:

    I want to hug a koala too 🙁

  21. Yellowshaba says:

    I hope that koala gave her Khlamydia…

    • 237 says:

      Somewhere there is a Kardashian-joke in there

    • Sacred And Profane says:

      Fortunately for her, Yelliwshaba, the koalas at Taronga Zoo receive excellent expert care and medical attention, when necessary.

      I was also rather surprised at the crowd sizes that gathered to greet her/them here in Sydney. Mind you, they were mostly 15-25 year olds, and since most have not yet achieved full brain development…. Thankfully, my plans to go to Westfield Parramatta that day were cancelled; there’s no way I wanted to be caught in that circus.

      Several of my friends’ kids went to see Mr West in concert, and said it was a fabulous show.

      These two, though…Ugh.

  22. Dawn says:

    She looks all used up in that dress, too much make up and those shoes look painful. Her hair looks okay, not great but okay. She is so overexposed and boring. I can’t even snark about her because she refuses to change. She will always look cheap and plastic.

  23. Elizabeth says:

    Every time I see a picture of her recently, I have the urge to be curled up in a blanket and sweats. She looks so uncomfortable constantly.

  24. Hissyfit says:

    She looks better here compared to what she usually wears. I’m not surprised the Kardashians have fans in Australia. They are famous worldwide for being famous. My teen niece who lives in Singapore thinks the Jenner girls are the bomb. Apparently, they are very famous in Asia too.

  25. Dani says:

    Speaking of Kardashian Kids, that line is SO overpriced for the quality they dish. Leggings are $19.99, a dress is $39.99. They’re pricing it at Zara kids level but their stuff is pretty crappy. I was looking through it at Babies R Us and had to laugh – a faux fur vest for $45!!!

  26. Stephanie says:

    I think she looks really good here. I usually hate her style but the dress is a great fit and the color is very flattering. This is a win in my book.

  27. nochane says:

    So how do people in Australia know who they are but not in Italy where they got married? People in Italy thought it was a Kennedy getting married! kardashian is a never heard name of in Italy. They got zero coverage around the world for her wedding. I don’t think they are that famous. World famous stars are like Brangelina, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Will Smith, Beyoncé,etc.

    • Boundyw says:

      If she can stage a wedding, then she can definitely stage all these so-called fans who are dying to see her! An Aussie here who knows of her, but they are not super popular here like this article claims to be. Def not a household name here or anything.

      • MisJes says:

        Thank you, Boundyw! Another Australian here, and everything I know about these tricks I learnt on CB. While I’m sure they have their fans here, the Aussies who like them/would bother going to see them/even know who they are are in the deep, deep minority in Australia. They are definitely not the huge deal I’m sure PMK wishes they were here.

      • Kate says:

        Really? I’m in Melbourne and the Kardashians are just as famous here as in the US. Maybe not everyone has actually sat down and watched one of their shows, and I don’t think Khloe and Kourtney are quite as well known as individuals, but everyone knows who Kim is, even my 92yr old Grandpa.

        She’s on the cover of at least one of the tabloids at least weekly and her perfume and bags and all her other crap sells well here.

      • red_jane says:

        Another Aussie here, I’m too busy dressing in colour to know who they are… Jokes, I think they are known of but not cared for, at least in my small town.

      • Neymure says:

        An Aussie from Melbourne too, although they do have their fans, not everyone knows who they are. My 60 year old parents don’t know who Kim Kardshian is. They won’t be able to recognize her like with Miley or Beyoncé. Celebrities like Miley Cyrus, Beyoncé, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston are very famous here in Australia. Not Kim or her family really. Even lots of people here don’t know who Kanye West is either. Maybe that’s why limited people came to his shows.

  28. Mischa Jane says:

    If it’s Kardashian Kollection it’s always fug. That dress material is beyond cheap.

  29. Mrs. Wellen-Mellon says:

    That Style magazine cover is Kim’s head photoshopped on someone else’s body. Also, doesn’t it look like she has two left legs?

  30. Tristan says:

    Why on earth would anybody “love” this ghastly female, her uber dreadful deluded “husband” & her equally ghastly family? They are the scum of the earth, and only deserve to ge laughed at. Yuk

  31. word says:

    That cover pic on Sunday Style…is that even her ??? The photoshopped every inch of her. Ridiculous.

  32. TheCountess says:

    That dress is a major work of fug. It couldn’t be worn by a more appropriate model.

  33. kcarp says:

    I am starting to think she may really wear good clothes that should be flattering. But she just needs to wear a bigger size. Someone needs to take charge and sew zero tags in her clothes.

  34. jjj says:

    so I got to hold a koala just like that when I was in Australia…. and I wanted to share this koala fact… it takes them 18 hrs to digest their food…so they enter like a stoned sleepy state while they do this… like us with turkey dinner overdose. So therefore the koala is “stoned” and luckily so, and still made that face… haahhaha. I know random post.

  35. Veronica says:

    Confession: I think the department store KKK line is pretty cute and a hell of a lot more wearable than the designer clothes the girls tend to wear. The shoes are usually pretty good, too, if a bit derivative.

    This being said – that dress is a full size too small to look good. If she wore the correct fit, it would look adorable.

  36. Dommy Dearest says:

    I have so much bile in my mouth.

  37. Zana says:

    And the DASH store in LA is closing. Who said she is loved to Australia? They are selling nothing in US and are opening business whenever they can so they can write off these as business expenses in taxes. These shops are not profitable, they are just a smart way to write off things.

    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kardashians-las-vegas-store-set-to-close–2014129

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      Retail is dying every where, their stores were never going to last, nobody has money to waste on their overpriced clothing.

  38. rudy says:

    Kim’s entire wardrobe:
    1. One size too small
    2. No color
    3. Exposed Cleavage
    4. Stilettos
    5. long clingy skirt/dress
    6. wrap top

  39. moo says:

    many Koalas have chlamydia.

    3…2…1

  40. Joh says:

    She can’t really smile anymore, can she?

  41. Lex says:

    Koalas are not bears 🙂

  42. Jana says:

    She always looks like too much sausage stuffed into a casing.

  43. glitzz says:

    that dress would look better on me;)

  44. shanti says:

    no no no , Normal Australian’s do not give a crap about this women.. I personally wish she and her obnoxious husband would leave our shores immediately never to return …oh and the Parramatta Westfield is really the height of fashion ..that says it all. …and I really hope the Koala pooped on her bwhahaha