Selena Gomez has a new hairstyle: bangsy bedhead. [Popoholic]
Brad Pitt looks like Sean Penn from a distance. [LaineyGossip]
The Amy Winehouse statue totally looks like Minnie Driver. [Dlisted]
A Twihard married a Sparkles cardboard cutout in Las Vegas. [Evil Beet]
Lucky Luciano is going through some changes. [Pajiba]
Sam Steele looks like a pouty 13-year-old. [A Socialite Life]
Sexy photos of birthday boy Prince Harry. [Go Fug Yourself]
Lindsay Lohan did a photoshoot with Wonderland. [The Blemish]
Our new Miss America has some thoughts about domestic abuse. [Buzzfeed]
Kimberly Garner is a thing & I’m not sure why. [Moe Jackson]
Kendra Wilkinson without makeup is fine. [Celebslam]
The Giudices aren’t in jail yet. [Reality Tea]
I really like Jennifer Garner’s outfit here. [ICYDK]
Jessie Ware’s video for “Say You Love Me”. [OMG Blog]
She will forever look like a 10 year old playing dress-up with mommy’s make-up and last Halloween’s fright wig. Perhaps it is the lighting or gloss, but her lips look larger than before.
I thought the same about her lips.
She looks like one of Stephanie Tanner’s friends with the 90s
I’ve noticed that too.
calling her a ten year old probably wont make her feel like she can be naturally pretty. all that only makes her want to go for the stereotypical bombshell with big fake boobs and big fake lips.
Definitely had lips done. More noticable than the bangs.
Yup, classic case of a celeb changing their hairstyle in the hopes that it will distract from plastic surgery.
Yes. She doesn’t quite look like herself and her lips do look extra plump. I feel like she’s trying to look like someone else. For Bieber? Who knows.
I guess I’m the only one that thought she is trying to look like sexed up Lea Michelle
I also noticed the lips straight away, before the bangs. Had the title not mentioned who it was, I’d never have guessed it was SG. She looks nothing like her usual self. She looks great, though – very grown up.
Well, I like her new hairdo. It’s very 1960’s-MOD/Marianne Faithful-ish. I really loved the mid-1960’s to 1973! 🙂 For me, it was a period of my life between the ages of 10 – 18. I remember it all so vividly; the hair styles, the clothes, the white lipstick, the huge false eyelashes, the large jewelry, the window pane and fishnet stockings–the original “Star Trek” and just TV sitcoms in general.
What was I saying? 🙂
I love that time-period fashion-wise too, Emma! Even though I was born many years after. Sigh. The style!
Better than the previous look that would have gotten her carded into her 50s.
I like it. She looks less babyface-ish with the bangs.
+1
Agreed! I think she looks beautiful!
She always has had a lovely face though. And she’ll look enviously good in her 40’s
Sure it is a little nuts to marry a life-sized cardboard cut out of Robert Pattinson. But who am I to judge…
*runs off to serve tea to my cardboard James McAvoy *
That article has to be a joke or a performance piece, right?
… right?
After some of the idiots I’ve dated recently — it’s starting to sound slightly less crazy.
Okay your comment made me laugh so hard.
A friend of mine says she’s done with dating for the moment instead she just spends some one and one time with B.O.B. 😀
that can’t be real. i refuse to believe it.
I think the “I grabbed his rigid torso” is a clue. (Where’s the Almalooney bucket brigade?)
Someone gave me a life size cut out of Worf (don’t judge) and I used to take it to parties as my date (I told you not to judge). Unfortunately, he had a bit too much to drink one night and was terribly violated. I’ve never seen him since.
Worf – I’m jealous. Hottie Klingon. 😍
I got drug to a Trekkie convention once (I’m laughing, my friends got me drunk for my birthday and told me they were taking me to a party because that’s not my scene at all) and of course I just had to ask Worf a question. Michael Dorn, is that his name? I can’t remember (anything) but I asked him something* along the lines of “can I have some of your yummy-ness?”. He was a good sport tho, he laughed and damn he’s fine IRL too.
*now you can judge
Who’s judging? I’m totally green with envy, and yes, Michael Dorn. Yummy.
@mimif, And here you told me there were no important social events where you live.
ETA: I’ve made a cardboard cutout of Simon Cowell and his moobs with a temporary shiny tat that says FRANCO across his forehead. Dream date. Expect it tomorrow by drone (issues with smoke in the air, Amazon apologizes for the delay)
I’m sorry Kiddo, I will have to return to sender. It’s now only Walter White forever and ever, there will never be another. Did I you see my post that I got my bf a WW costume for his 50th bday? So basically some tighty whities. And asked him to shave his head. And grow a turd stache. *swoon*
P.S. Having a convo w/myself over on your BFF’s (Elisabetta) thread.
Do I know you in real life?
@mimif – Hmmm I never thought about getting my cardboard James McAvoy drunk. Maybe that’s why he’s not very animated most days.
I’ll try it tonight and let you know how it goes.
@Bridget, yes you do. Please come visit me in jail, and bring my Xanax please. You can keep my IRL bf tho.
@mia girl, make sure to use an apron! (He’ll last longer).
@mimif- Thanks for the advice.
The only apron I own says “Sweet Tart” on it. But that might suit my MacMan just fine.
Now which martini method to use? His glorious flat body says “shaken”, but his smoldering two-dimensional eyes say “stirred”.
@mimif: my husband would probably not be thrilled if I came home with a boyfriend.
I really like the cut of Garner’s pants. Anyone know who makes them?
Selena’s youthful face with come in handy as she gets older. She’s still a gorgeous girl.
There’s a youthful-looking kind of face, and then there’s baby-face. Youthful-looking is Mary-Louise Parker, baby-face is Leo Dicaprio. I think Selena Gomez leans more toward the latter.
I actually really like the hair.
The Amy Winehouse statue, while well-meaning, bears no resemblance to Amy. It should have had speakers installed in it, shrieking, “Bl-a-a-a-ake!”
Where are the tats and ballet flats? Shouldn’t it be smoking a cigarette? Well-meant, though.
Bangs, No Bangs, who cares. She’s the female punk version of Bieber. They both look like children pretending to be adults.
Selena looks lovely. Good change of pace for her, now drop the Beibs. And yes, as soon as I saw the statue I thought it was Minnie Driver.
I think Selena is beautiful. I like the bangs!
I thought that was Amber Tamblyn at first–someone whom Selena doesn’t ordinarily look like at all! That said, it’s cute.
That’s exactly what I thought
she looks like a child playing porn star.. looks as if she has had chin implants , .justin making her into one of the hoes he banged in their supposed off time.next up butt implant
is she trying to look like Kim Kartrashian? she’s succeeded.
Yup. If she was going for mini Kardashian she nailed it.
She looks like Bieber with long hair in the first photo
One hopes she survives all of her current drama long enough to regret it and learn from it.
In that pic, Selena looks just like Lacey Chabert as Penny Robinson in Lost in Space
She looks better. It suits her.
it looks to me like a cover-up for the eye lift she had..
He’s already bored with her so she’s changing her looks? She is going to be so scary looking in a few years when the lips start to age and she keeps messing with her face. It’s like watching mental illness progress through pictures every week.
its just makeup guys. you can really make your lips look fuller with makeup
She looks really good. The bangs elongate her face a bit.
She looks like a young Kim Kardashian.