Khloe Kardashian got breakup braids: ill-advised or totally understandable?

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I feel for you, Pinocchio Butt. These are some new photos of Khloe Kardashian out and about in LA yesterday. She was showing off her new braids. They are Breakup Braids. For real. When ladies get their hearts broken or feel all the feels about their relationship drama, it comes out in their hair. We like to change up our hair to reflect our inner turmoil. That’s one of the big reasons I had a shaggy bob for about a year in my early 20s – I was emotionally fragile.

Khloe is fragile too. She and French Montana split last week after about five or six months of romance and sketchiness. Us Weekly said they were on a “break” because French was suffocating her with his neediness. TMZ’s sources (Lucifer’s Homegirl) say that Khloe and French are dunzo for good because Khloe isn’t totally over Lamar Odom yet and French was making her feel weird because he was going too fast, like buying her a Jeep for her birthday.

So, the Breakup Braids. It’s a bad look on her, but hey, at least she didn’t take the Scissors of Doom into the bathroom. At least she didn’t tell her reflection, “If I can’t have him, I can’t have long hair either!!” Once she takes out the braids, her hair will be fine. Wavy and bouncy and fine.

PS… I like her kicks. But I can’t wear Nike anymore because they tear up my feet.

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  1. Maddy says:

    I both love and hate it. Maybe they’re not break-up braids at all – she’s just got her sights set on Riff Raff as her next unhinged rap artist boyfriend.

  2. Clever hand says:

    OMG HAHAHAHA just when I thought she couldn’t make herself look any stupider

    • Nikki says:

      Yeah. And those anus lips. Bless her heart.

    • Brin says:

      Agreed…everything the K’s do is ill-advised.

    • Christo says:

      Agreed. From HEAD to toe, this is all wrong. I like her from what limited time I have seen of her while hurriedly channeling past E! on a lazy Saturday morning, but these braids along with the now ever-present fish lips and aviator shades are terrible. And, then, when one couples those top attributes with the female wedgie she is sporting in the back, this is a total fail. She looks like she could be the daughter of that once-famous female wrestler known as Chyna.

      • Sea Dragon says:

        You’re so right about the Chyna comment. I watched all those mid-2000 reality trash shows and I remember her. She was revealing and sympathetic and I liked her but the roids and tox had destroyed her looks. Now if I could find the slightest bit of compassion for Khloe -wait for it- wait- nope. Couldn’t find it even if I wanted to.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      This looks so bad! It makes her mouth look even more terrible for some reason. Very embarrassing!

    • lisa says:

      she looks like some friend of vicky pollard

  3. Loopy says:

    She looks as ridiculous as Riff Raff. OAN I am note shaming anyone(her body is fine) but what does she do at the gym? She still looks the same and she is pictured going there every damn day.

    • runCMC says:

      Maintaining her weight?

    • Mia V. says:

      Yeah, same thoughts here. She fills Instagram with pictures of her “hard work” at the gym, but we can’t see any muscles.

      • Eazypeazy says:

        It is absolutely body shaming. She used to be quite a bit bigger and was heavy as a child. I can’t believe you two have me defending a Kardashian

      • Mia V. says:

        @Eazypeazy I apologize for the body shaming, you called it right, but since she makes me face her huge ass in small clothes everytime, it makes me wonder what she actually does at the gym.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        How is it body-shaming? Saying someone is not muscular is not saying someone is “fat”. She’s not muscular. It’s fine. That’s not an offensive thing to say.

    • lisa says:

      i stop in a local gym for the juice bar, havent worked out there once, but oh the juice is divine

    • cyndi says:

      Someone on another site wanted to know when Riff Raff got ass implants! 😍

  4. LA Native says:

    Forget the hair, wtf happened to her lips?

  5. Birdie says:

    She seems so lost.

    • Dio says:

      I don’t buy the BS on the reasons for the breakup. If you say the nightclub event/Lamar showing up ” allegedly unexpectedly” (which we found out was a total setup of Lamar by Khloe for the show) it says it all.
      She wanted to keep her FM relationship secret from her family (don’t blame her but did wonder why). Now it makes sense, KK showed up after spying on Khloe, and as usual stole the spotlight from Khloe… FM had his arm around Kim several times he was talking up a storm with her. Khloe sat by & sadly watched, then motioned FM to come sit w/her… It was like he wasn’t even w/her. He acted infatuated w/KK.
      Seems like this family always does a number on her, w/her mother favoring KK, Kim thinking she can walk in a room & schmooze any man, especially her sisters. Khloe not having the same father, her mother wanting her to have a nose job, & on & on.

      Everyone could see she had it bad for FM, yet he never would admit he was w/her seriously. when asked in a recent interview if she was his gf, he was upset & said why r you putting me on the spot. How many times did he cheat & flirt when w/her or without? I think she just got sick of being cheated on again & again…

      The drugs & cheating w/Lamar-everyone saying (including FM) that he was there to capitalize
      off her fame. That sucks big time. Bad choices in men. Her self esteem must be nonexistent. Like someone said on this post, She should take a time out for therapy- instead of follow in KKs wake of the lips, butt, & braids.

  6. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Somehow she looks like Miley Cyrus.

  7. Tracy says:

    I think they look terrible on her.

  8. fluffyrabbit says:

    Braids – LOLOLOLOL
    Lips – LOLOLOLOL

    Fans of this outfit:

    Young girls – they love to braid hair.
    Proctologists – think lips.

    Others? That’s all I got.

  9. AG-UK says:

    Sorry just no with the braids.. like those people coming from the Caribbean from holiday.. no no no.

  10. cocoa says:

    Yawn, the sad pr stroll!

  11. Mrs. Wellen Melon says:

    Straight outta Calabasas.

  12. Ag says:

    No bueno.

  13. LAK says:

    Her lips really stand out with her hair out of the way. No mistaking the injectibles there.

  14. MrsBPitt says:

    Oh Khloe, no man is worth doing that to yourself!

  15. Godwina says:

    I hate myself for saying this because it’s awful but I feel an explosion of meanness coming on: that is one ugly ugly woman.

    *goes to shower off the meanness*

  16. Mon says:

    Hard to tell – her lips get in the way…

  17. Bess says:

    Maybe instead of injecting things into her lips and butt and starting relationships with sketchy characters, Khloe should try real therapy. PMK has really done a number on Khloe’s self-esteem.

  18. Lex says:

    Haha ohhh I think it’s cool. Shaking it up a bit!

  19. savu says:

    I dig the shoes too. A friend of my dad’s told him not just the manufacturing but much of the actual design of Nike shoes is done in Asia and that’s why their shoes are made for people with narrower feet.

    I could be totally wrong, but after years of wearing them I see that in their shoes. But I have long narrow dancer’s feet, so the right pair of Nikes does wonders for me.

    http://a2.zassets.com/images/z/2/7/3/9/5/9/2739593-p-MULTIVIEW.jpg love them!

    • Esmom says:

      I think that was definitely true in the past but in the last couple years they seemed to have changed some things about their designs. I actually switched to them from Asics, Mizuno and New Balance because I find them roomier and more stable than those now.

    • TorontoE says:

      They look like Nike Free which are so comfortable and so light weight. The version I have (5.0) also come in different widths so if that is an issue you could opt for a wider version.

  20. Lis says:

    I actually like her best of all the Kardashians but her taste in men needs an overhaul. Find some normal rich guy, enough with the rapping losers.

    Those braids are always a bad idea – unless you like itchy scalp sunburn. :S

  21. jwoolman says:

    I thought Montana was all gung ho to be in the K show and even switched to Demon Mother as his manager? Maybe they’re not broken up if he’s still profitable for them. all this might just be part of the never-ending script.

    • Sea Dragon says:

      I get that. I have no idea where the line between reality and fiction lies with this family. I put zero past the Klan. I could even see where there would a meeting to discuss the change in hair including the time and place it would debut.

  22. Cara says:

    Some women really need their hair: see Aniston, J.
    Khloe is a member of that group.

  23. Nicolette says:

    I can understand changing your hair after a breakup, for me it used to be color or cut. You just don’t want to look quite the same as you did when you were with that person. But this is just laughable.

  24. Steph says:

    So are we suppose to feel sorry for these talentless self serving Kardashian beotches? No,I don’t think so!

  25. Maria says:

    The shoes are gorgeous (love me some Nikes).

    Her lips, like her ass, are atrocious.

    I refuse to comment on the hair 😒

  26. Jackie says:

    Remember the Friends episode where they were in Jamaica and Monica got braids and beads? LOL. That.

    • LIVEALOT says:

      lol! and monica’s swinging of them. Khloe should have totally went all out and got the beads to match. hysterical.

  27. Dawn says:

    Those braids just look ridiculous on her and her lips are reaching the cartoon stage. I really don’t understand why she has to go to a gym when she has a house big enough for her own gym and for a trainer to come help her with image issues. Sorry she just goes to the gym for the paps to pap her walking in. Nothing more. This poor woman needs to stop acting like she is 12 and start acting like she is a thirty year old woman with a brain. Oh and stop with the fillers both in the lips and in the butt as it just make you so unattractive and fake. What a poser!

    • LIVEALOT says:

      not to defend her but sometimes you just need to change up your workout scenery.

      SN: i met a woman with a real life pinocchio butt. i was trying for her not to catch me staring as i was seriously trying to figure out what was going on. i’m like are these butt pads or what?! she was wearing a short dress so i don’t think butt pads were likely. anyway it was all just bad and yes this was in beverly hills.

  28. Kelly says:

    Do these K chicks NOT have mirrors? Kim K can’t look good of her life depended on it, and now this?
    Of course, I cut off all my hair then highlighted it after a breakup, but I looked good. I hope.

  29. FingerBinger says:

    Aren’t Khloe’s braids cultural appropriation? If this were Katy Perry wouldn’t that be the topic?

    • Nina says:

      Thank you. +1

    • Tulip Garden says:

      It probably would be the topic. Maybe it’s just because they look so bad, the topic is….that they look so bad?! *shrugs*

    • HoolooPie says:

      Absolutely trolling on this one. You (and your responders) know damn well (or, I really pity you if you don’t) this is nothing like what the true uproar over appropriation is about. Educate yourself.

  30. bros says:

    OMG she looks like alien calamari.

  31. Micki says:

    May be she should try online dating. I’ve read somewhere that such pairs are superior to the “ordinary” ones because they stay faithful for up to 2 years!
    Means they stay together for about that long too.

  32. JudyK says:

    Her lips look even more absurd than the hair.

  33. Happy21 says:

    Good LORD she looks TERRIBLE, like more terrible than she ever has – EVER. Poor thing. She needs to get a clue.

  34. PrairieLilly says:

    She’s lookin real bad and has gained back a lot of weight. She yo yo s a lot . Terrible hair terrible face terrible ass. Those black guys are just wearin her hard and she got put away wet.

  35. Size Does Matter says:

    Curious – do you wash your hair in braids like that? Cause mine would be dripping sweat after leaving the gym. Icky.

  36. Ana says:

    She obviously has to be paid by Nike, right? I mean not just the shoes but the pants and top too.

  37. Nudgie says:

    I can’t stand anything about this family. I avoid them like Ebola (except I’m an American so I can get the ‘secret cure.’) And yet…

    What little I *do* look at is about Khloquatch. She just can’t catch a break and PMK really doesn’t give her the same hoe-down time she does the other Satan Spawn.

    That being said, that wasn’t a good look when it WAS a good look. She would truly be the best Kartrashian to quietly go away for 6 – 12 months, work on her health, physical and mental, and cut those final strands that connect her to Lucifer’s Homegirl.

    You can do it, K-girl. Not for us (as aforementioned, we really don’t care that much about your “plot line” – reality show speak for “LIFE” – as the others. You simply don’t do enough stupid things.

  38. giggles says:

    Everyone going crazy about the breakup with French Bread. Hello! it was a fake relationship! The entire thing was manufactured for TV, celebrity increase (on his part) and good/bad press for her. Isnt it funny how right before they “announced” the breakup French Bread had Kris representing him? Yeah, it was all a deal worked out, as usual. Just like Kim and Kanye. It was a money maker for him and her. What else did Khloe have going on to keep her in the news, nothing. Her marriage was OVER and her storyline got weak. Kris always finds a way to play her girls out.

  39. eurogirl70 says:

    She looks like a fool! Isn’t it interesting that this latest guy got the heave-ho not for treating her crappy like Lamar but was “too needy”. Really? She is the perfect example of a woman who will put up with crap from someone who wants to be anywhere but with her, and the guy who hangs around she can’t get rid of fast enough.

    And I think if I have to be subjected to one more Kardashian badonkadonk photo I am going to throw up in my mouth alittle.

  40. TOPgirl says:

    French must’ve rubbed off on her since she went Gangsta with her hair!

  41. smcollins says:

    Get out of my head, people! I couldn’t agree more. Forget the awful hair, what the eff is up with those ridiculous duck lips?

  42. Brodie says:

    I thought that Happy Endings summed it up perfectly when they called it the “White Trash Predator” cut.

  43. cyndi says:

    I believe she has roo much psi in those lips. They gonna blow soon!! Nasty

  44. Bob Loblaw says:

    Her face seems to be having an allergic reaction, I notice some unnatural, unattractive swelling, she should get that looked at.

  45. yep says:

    I used to like khloe.
    Then… the shit show of her/lamars charity, the shenanigans with her ass, how all of a sudden the elitest attitude with the peasants.
    I had always hoped she would break away from her toxic family and do great things.
    But no. This is not to be. She is just another kardashian classless ho with too much money.

  46. DrFunkenstein says:

    Momma. I may need a vacation.