Stacy Keibler and her husband Jared Pobre stepped out last night in LA. They just welcomed their daughter, Ava Grace Pobre, one month ago. One month after giving birth, and Stacy looks like this!! I guess her whole healthy-pregnancy, donut-shaming thing worked out. In all honesty, Stacy stepped out more than a week ago and it looked like she was already back to her pre-pregnancy weight. She really did a great job with staying healthy and fit during her pregnancy. You can say that and still think she was a smug, judgy a—hole though.
I guess we should take Stacy’s whole vibe as promotion for her newish website, where she posts a lot about eating healthy and staying active. This is her branding now, post-George Clooney. She’s going to be a “fitness and healthy living expert.” Would you take advice from Stacy?
I also wonder if Stacy wanted to step out publicly with her husband just days before George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin get married. I’m not saying Stacy is hung up on George. But I wouldn’t be surprised at all if both Stacy and George were feeling some passive-aggressive one-upmanship towards each other. In any case, Stacy “won.” Sort of. She moved on faster than George, she got married first and she had a baby before Amal even got a pasta baby. The thing is, more people care that George is getting married and if Amal gets pregnant, OMG that will be a huge friggin’ deal. Still, Stacy won. And she looks happy, which is the best revenge.
PS… I LOVE HER SHOES.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Of course she did a really great job with staying healthy and fit during her pregnancy. That IS her job- like, literally. Nobody would know who she was if it wasn’t for her being healthy and fit.
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It’s not actually her job. It’s something she might try to write a book about, but her days of fitness and modeling as a career are long since over.
Very true! I don’t admire her or feel in awe of her-she married a very wealthy man and has built a career around her body/fitness level. She has the time and the resources to get back into shape very quickly-she’s not like most mothers who don’t have paid staff to cook healthy meals, watch the baby, exercise with you, etc. Yeah, she looks great but she’s genetically gifted and has all of these other resources at her disposal-I’d be surprised if she didn’t look great.
I can’t wait to hear Kiddo’s thoughts on this.
I came in here looking for you. haha, Maybe she’ll turn into a FRANCO. This is all performance art. The star-F*ing and then the babybump with the wee little man in the photo.
I can’t wait until she shaves her head and gets a tattoo of George and Amal on the back of her skull.
Is he a wee little man, or is she a stilt walker?
FRANCO
El Fin.
*standing ovation*
Why is she so orange…? DOES HAVING A BABY MAKE YOU ORANGE????
She could be a giant carrot, like the beanstalk, in Jack and the beanstalk. One day she’ll grow so tall that the roof will burst. Wee little man will climb her and find gold and riches at the end of her carrot top.
No, first you have to date Clooney before you can become Next Level Orange. (It should come with an alert.)
She has the best legs I’ve ver seen in my life.
I agree, Paola. Her legs are fabulous. I’ll add Kate Middleton’s legs to that list as well.
I wish Stacey would dye her hair blonde again.
Nice legs!
Someone’s going to be blinded by one of the buttons popping off her pocket husband any minute.
POCKET HUSBAND! Bahahahaha! I almost choked on my doughnut.
Haha
Just a thought, but why is it ok to mock a man for his physical size, but we all go ape-s if somebody does it to a woman?
How can she “win” when almost nobody gives a crap about whether she is married or having a baby? I would bet less than 5% of the people who know her name knew what she did before dating George Clooney.
Not true. She’s really big in Japan.
Thanks, Tom.
You’re welcome, Groucho McGroucherson.
First world crankiness. Hey, BTW, I made up a new movement in another thread. It’s called mimifism: the pursuit of fun and making fun and everyone is equal in the making fun of part.
I suspect it’s not so much about ‘winning’ as proving that she didn’t ‘lose’.
Would you take advice from Stacy?
Yes, I would. She doesn’t look like she’s starving, she’s obviously a planner. Very calculated. And while she sounds judgy, she must have been doing something right because even with good genetics, you still have to work to have a toned body like hers.
I remember when she was with George in Italy and she trained her ass off every day so she could indulge in evenings, she even did pasta baby befor pasta baby was a thing 🙂
Becoming a new mother is so overwhelming (I have four). Babies cry a lot! Sleep is precious, and one needs help to cope. I just cried along with my baby.
I do not understand the huge pressures on any woman to be anything other than postnatal and recovering. It took 6-12 months for me to regain my previous figure, but I was not pressured by anyone, and gave myself that courtesy, compassion, and respect. It’s a woman-hating culture that would ask for more. I look great now, without ever having agreed to disgust or hate on myself, for being postnatal.
It’s the perception that women must be perfect (which as you wrote comes from a woman-hating culture). We often do it to ourselves as much as the rest of society, so it’s refreshing to hear that you are sensible and love yourself. Congrats on the new one 🙂
I still believe and always will till proven wrong it was Stacy that called it off with George..a little shocking to George ego
I agree. Clooney got dumped. And it seems to have made him suddenly embrace the paparazzi.
I suspect Stacy was offered extension and she turned it down. And George did not have a replacement for her. But she had one for him.
I am still baffled… by all the over sharing Clooney has done with this current girl. After he spent years perfecting the PR game for his relationships. Now he is all over the media. Claiming love for this girl at a public event. On camera.
It is… as if… he stole the PMK handbook of fame wh*ring. Getting papped in obvious places. Having that picture show up in People with the new fiancee, holding her engagement just right… with the lighting sparkling off it.
I am fully expecting to hear how TMZ mysteriously has full video footage of the ceremony… with audio.
I love her whole outfit, but especially her top! I want!!
But I really dislike her now after her smug, judgy pregnancy. I’m someone who normally lives a reasonably healthy lifestyle (for someone with an 8-6 desk job), but I had zero self control during my pregnancy and no desire to work out and I got enough judgement from real people around me about my weight gain; I don’t need it from celebrities too!
I don’t think she looks happy at all and I think it looks like she’s walking her dog.
She’s an ex-wrestler. Fitness is her thing. So it’s not that big of a stretch.
If Amal looked like shit, no one should care, cuz her thing is lawyer-ing. Different standards.
I think, out of all 4 people in these 2 couples, Clooney’s the one who’s over-selling it.
Stacy won? LOL For all we know, it is, or it could be it was a rebound, got pregnant, and got married and she will be divorced in two years. Who knows who is happy and not. She got a sweet little girl out of it, though, so a sweet time for them. I love the name Ava Grace.
I want her shoes!
The outfit is cute, but those shoes are god awful. Plain sandals or pumps would’ve looked so much better.
And I don’t understand the incessant need to characterize her whole life in terms of revenge. She looks happy and healthy. Good enough.
That first pic is awful. Her husband looks like a dainty man with eyes that are way too close together while she looks like she could squash him by stepping on him. They do not seem physically suited for each other at alls That being said, her legs looks amazing!! I’m not surprised she lost the baby weight. She set herself up for it by maintianing but a healthful pregnancy. That does not make her an expert on antenatal nutrition or pregnancy and I will continue to get my pregnancy-related advice from my OB/GYN and midwife team as should anyone with common sense.
Gwahhhh those stems! Post pregnancy bounce back can be a crapshoot. I lived off of McDonalds, pizza and cheesesteaks during my pregnancy. I was working 10 hour days and I just ate whatever was close by. I’m 5’2 and I weighed about 125lbs pre pregnancy. I only gained 27lbs during my pregnancy and 18 of it fell off after I delivered. Working out post partum was not an option. My baby was fussy and her peak hours were 2am to about 5am. I’m more impressed by the fact that she has the energy to shower and brush her hair versus her snap back. For the first 2 months I barely had energy to brush my teeth.
I dont like the pressure she put on herself and other women. I had my daughter 5 months ago and I still have 30lbs to lose. I gained 85. Every pregnancy is different. She lived a luxury pregnancy. My husband was working out of town all through mine. Our house was being renovated, my parents both died, my daughter was born premature and needed 4 surgeries.
We all can’t fart rainbows while pregnant. I like to tell people I got Kim Kardashian pregnant.
I’ll lose is when I lose it. I have to breast feed so girls gotta eat. Im not going to let women like her make me feel ashamed.
Bless you Marie – for someone like Stacey, her whole persona is tied up in the ultimately vacuous mania for having a perfect body. Sure she ate well and slept well and took a million vitamins and meditated and yadda yadda yadda, but she and her husband have bags of money. She can afford to have housekeepers, not work a 60 hour week, spend 3 hours a day doing yoga and taking care of herself. Post-birth she surely has a nanny and can take the time to get her body back in shape instead of being run ragged breast feeding, shopping, cleaning, cooking and all the stuff most women have to contend with. Regular women don’t have that luxury and I resent her “all women can be like me” attitude.
+1 Marie and Jaded!
At this point Clooney is more of a fame whore than this girl and he’ll only get worse. Not to mention love made him rude by saying that he is finally with his equal and shading all his exes.