Here’s the trailer for Chris Hemsworth’s new movie, Black Hat (which was formerly called Cyber). Um, this does not look good. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jason Derulo & Jordan Sparks broke off their engagement. Hmmm. [Starcasm]
Bear Grylls’ proposal story is gross. [The Blemish]
Kanye West’s cleavage is more amazing than Kim Kardashian’s. [Dlisted]
Posh Beckham is a UN goodwill ambassador now. [LaineyGossip]
Justin Bieber is embarrassing on a skateboard. [Evil Beet]
Behold, here are all the celebrities who are anti-vaccination. [Pajiba]
David Beckham’s AnOther Mag shoot is hot. [A Socialite Life]
I like Kesha’s look except for the shoes. [Go Fug Yourself]
Here are some more dudes standing up for feminism. [Buzzfeed]
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West were booed at the Lanvin show. [CDAN]
Kiki Dunst has such awful posture. [Popoholic]
Curtis Stone introduces his newborn son. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Snooki welcomes daughter Giovanna Marie LaValle. [Wonderwall]
Kiddo will you please write a song/poem about Bear Gryllis’ butt-ring proposal?
pwettty pweeese?
Because of your comment I clicked on the link, I will never forgive you.
Thanks for taking a hit for the team. *Throws both jam and jelly at blue marie*
I will not look. I think Jaderu might just be issuing potato revenge, the very worst kind of revenge there is.
I’m giggling because poor blue marie always clicks on the link. And Kiddo is the songwriter/poet around here, a veritable Joni Mitchell if you will. Come on, Kiddo, give it a shot. blue marie will sing it for you.
I really am shocked and hurt that you thought this was just a ruse to get blue marie to click out of some spiteful tater vengeance. I truly am touched by your eloquent prose and jingle writin’ skills. I was going to ask you to write a nice little opening monologue for my celebratory Cloomuddingle luncheon, but now I’m just *sniff* going to get Franco. I hope you’re happy. He’s going to make me take selfies. I just know it. *sob*
He got waved in paradise and pulled out a poopy rock!
(sung to Big Yellow Taxi).
ETA: What’s this about the FRANCO? !
I got nothing DONE today, nothing. Saturday will hate me.
ETA further: @ mimif, I am writing songs as Joni Mitchell Swift. Please, nothing is as poignant as a spark and twigs and yelling at twigs. SO, Good day……
I SAID GOOD DAY.
Dying at poopy rock.
Songs are like tattoos
You know I’ve been to sea, FRA-NCO
Crown and Royal me
Or let me hav-er-ing away…
Hey (baby) Blue
Here is a Saturday for you
Post on a thread
Underneath the muumuu
An empty space to bedazzle…
*Omg what’s happening to me. Requesting french fries & Pinot ASAP!
Haha. See, you’re a bit of a Swift-Joni Mitchell writer yourself.
But he is so pretty.
Lol pretty true, when u read about this film it seemed very unoriginal. But I enjoyed mann’s Miami vice 😜 so I will see it on download.
so very pretty
Meh, I don’t know. He’s got a FANTASTIC body, but the face?…meh. It doesn’t help that I find him really unimpressive as an actor. He was OK in Rush but again…Meh.
His eyes are too small for his face. Looks a but odd to me, like JLaw’s face.
Have to agree, he is a weak actor, even in Rush, Daniel Brühl stole the movie away from him. He lacks a certain gravitas. Maybe he night be better at character actor type roles.
I didn’t even think he was very good in Rush. The bits where he was being a charming party boy were fine, nothing amazing but adequate, but I didn’t buy it for a second when he was meant to be all depressed.
Not to mention he had the much showier, louder, more instantly likeable part, but Daniel Bruhl still completely eclipsed him right from his first moments on screen.
He is pretty, oh so pretty. His bodybuilder body, not my taste.
Very pretty! But I was distracted by the music in the trailer. That’s Antony and the Johnsons, right? God, I love them, never knew they did a cover of that song.
I don’t care about the film, but if it’s just an hour of slo-mo gun fights, Chris Hemsworth and Antony, then I’m fine.
@Isadora, OMG those *are* Anthony and the Johnsons! And I was toying with commenting on the music being the best part of the trailer – and thinking that the voice sounded veeery familiar – but then got distracted by the sheer tragedy that this trailer is 😀 LUURVE Anthony and the Johnsons, such awesome music weirdos.
I think Blackhat looks great, but I have information security on the brain.
Can’t be worse than snow white.
Bite your tongue!!! Or fingers…
Dopey’s performance was ate up with method, Oscar worthy realness!
Edit: Perhaps you meant the Kristen Stewart abomination that 2012 burped out and not the ’38 classic? I apologize about the finger thing.
My review of Dopey’s performance however, still stands.
Yes indeed, I was refering to Snow White and the Huntsman. Laziness on my part for not typing the whole title but in fairness, it is undeserving of such considerations.
Agree about Dopey though.
Ah, come on… the costumes in SWATH were very pretty, Charlize Theron was great and the rest… yeah, that was painful. But hey, it had Lily Cole in it! *lol*
Why do people insist on making movies about hackers? Watching someone hack is simply not very interesting, which means all kinds of nonsense needs to be grafted onto the movie to make it watchable. Why not just make a heist film if you want your movie to be about sneaky clever people?
Are keyboard sound effects still being used, or is that officially outdated yet?
He had to learn to type.
Th only hacking movie I would watch is a Hackers sequel with Angelina Jolie and Johnny Lee Miller reprising their roles. Why are we getting this turd instead? Although I do have a soft spot for Leehom Wang (Asian detective in the trailer). He’s a pop singer and actor in Taiwan. I like it when Asian actors break into Hollywood.
Plus Hackers rarely look like they work part time for the SAS at weekends….
Hear, hear
Ooops, was expecting more from Blackhat. Maybe the trailer doesn’t do it justice?
It’s not the trailer but the premise, or the premise we see from the trailer, does it not sound like things that have been done times and times before? And it has a 007 vibe too…
*sighs* IKR? And Chris really looks quite uncomfortable and probably is indeed miscast.. I guess I was trying to find an excuse for CHemboy, I quite like him as a person. Oh well.. Here’s hoping that Heart of the Sea with awesome Murphy and Gleeson will turn out better than this =(
Glad to hear Kimye was booed. Making the designer wait for HIS own show?!! Seriously who the f are you?!
Some of those anti-vaccination celebrities are surprising. I mean, you expect Kristin Cavallari to be an idiot, but Mayim Bialik? And the most idiotic statement comes from Bill Maher.
I’m so happy I live in a country where vacinating your kids is compulsory. I think we’re actually the first country to make it compulsory.
I clicked on this link in fear of finding someone I admire on the list and now I am hugely disappointed in Bialik. Her stance on this is more dangerous and damaging than Jenny McCarthy’s because everyone knows McCarthy is an idiot and only another idiot would treat her words as wisdom but when someone like Bialik – with P.hd, known as the smart and knowledgeable one, says she’s anti-vaccination, people might think there must be something about this and follow her lead.
I know I’m going to get flamed for this, and just note my kid is up to date on his vaccines, but I have no problem with non-vaxxers. We can all think of tons of stuff that was once considered safe that now we know wasn’t (smoking comes to mind first). I don’t blame mamas for going with their gut.
– but, for example, take in consideration the amount of kids that have suffered with measles in the UK because of the scare against being immunised. If your child went blind or seriously brain damaged because the kids as his school didn’t vaccinate you may not be quite so ‘understanding’
oh and how did this conversation get into this thread?
There is something called herd immunity. Them not vaccinating their kids puts every kid at risk.
Chris Hemsworth as a genius Ivy League-type hacker?
…er, sure, I believe. Hard to understand the plot from the boring and generic trailer.
I know it is just my bias but he doesn’t fit the part of the hacker to me. I just don’t see it. And it seems like from the trailer that they had one movie in mind then they got Chris for the role and changed it to try and make it an action film instead of some intense drama of trying to catch the hacker.
I won’t be seeing it at a theater. I agree with one of the posters Chris has a good body.. hot in fact; but something about his face when he is not Thor doesn’t do anything for me. and besides that I don’t like the way he walks.. that is a thing for me.
I can wait until Netflix or Red Box for this one. This was done years ago, and it was called “Swordfish”. Sadly this part looks like a cash grab for Chris, but I partly can’t blame him. He’s got three little mouths to feed and Elsa’s not bringing home the bacon with her blog.
Didn’t he earn 37 million last year? You can buy a whole pig farm with that. I am a Loki (ahem) girl and don’t fancy Chris, but he’s a good looking man who is fine in parts that suit him. Like Ben Affleck in fact. Outside the comfort zone, not so good.
I like Chris. I don’t find him completely incompetent as an actor, he’s quite charismatic imo. He made Thor, who is the epitome of the alpha male testosterone filled macho man, pretty relatable. He’s an insanely good looking man who does his job well enough, but he isn’t excellent by any means.
He’s awfully miscast here, though.
Agreed with every word.
oh dear, i couldn’t see the clip until i got home, and now i have, and I couldn’t get to the end. It was bad, very very bad. 🙁 poor Chris, he seems miscast and what’s with the american accent? good grief. it may survive a box-office dive, because Mann may pull something watchable over an hour and half, but that film trailer needs serious work. i wouldn’t even download it now, on the strength of that! it’s like Agents of Shield – awful!
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I had to watch the trailer on mute b/c my girls are beside me…but it looks like Hemsworth is Hollywood’s idea of a brogrammer. I like him as a actor, but Imma havta pass on this if that’s the case.
All of those people on Pajiba’s anti-vaxxer “Murderer’s Row” are people I consider stupid. Not uneducated, not unintelligent (in certain areas) necessarily. But generally stupid. Except maybe Mayim Byalik, b/c I just don’t know too much about her. Why would anyone want to follow in Rob Schneider’s footsteps?
Ok I will be honest, movie looks LAME but Chris Hemsworth looks GOOD SOOOO GOOD
I love him more than anythinhg, he is my dream man…. but even though that, I think I would probably stab my eyes with sharp pencils before sitting there for two hours watching that crap, I can use thar time to watch a picture of him or an interview