Did you enjoy our Kardashian-free break yesterday? I hope so. We actually had some new photos of Kim Kardashian, but there was just so much going on with Alamooney that Kim’s nonsense got pushed aside. Now that everything is slowing down, we might as well cover some of these photos. First up: Kim stepped out with North West today in Paris. Yes, Kim and her family are still camped out in Paris, partying and attending high-profile events. Something nice: North looks adorable in these photos. Something unpleasant: Kim’s holey ensemble is the pits. What the hell?
Last night, Kim attended a party for CR Fashion Book (Carine Roitfeld’s project) and Kim had her boobs out. You can check out her Instagram photos here. Riccardo Tisci was acting as Kim’s date for the event, at least that’s what it seemed like. Kim was wearing Givenchy. Also on Kim’s IG: a mysterious photo of Kim and Cara Delevingne looking damp together. Kim says it’s about some “secret project.” My guess? They probably did a photoshoot together. Maybe for CR Fashion Book. Or something.
I’m also including some photos of Kim out and about in Paris earlier this week. The fringed ensemble is pretty bad. As is the sheer-pants ensemble. This Paris trip has not been the best for Kim’s fashion, quite honestly.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
It’s finally happening! The dumb is actually trying to escape her body. It’s tearing holes in her clothes as it exits! EVERYBODY RUN
Haha! This made me chuckle 🙂 yet another prime example that money cannot buy class nor common sense. That outfit is hilarious
lol IKR? Just cuz it has a name brand, doesn’t make it nice
I kid you not, last year I purchased the SAME EXACT fabric, but in grey, at Joann Fabric’s. It was at Halloween and I paid $6.99 a yard. Combined it with spider webs and used it as table/door covering to make the house look old and spooky.
I think Kim’s outfit is Chanel. It is awful. I bet that awful outfit costs $2000. Lagerfield is crazy…
The baby looks happy in her outfit. I am sure it is baby pleather.
Awesome. I can’t believe this woman is sitting front role in the fashion shows. A prostitute in any alley of the world looks more klassy.
We are hysterical over this comment!
LOL best comment ever!
Moths…
North is a cutie. And I’m out.
+1
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North is super cute and seems very content. I just have a personal dislike for babies and small children in all black clothes. Put that baby in some pastels! Orange! Red! Cream! Blue! I’m not saying dress her in princess pink, but I personally hate seeing that sweet, fleeting baby softness hidden under black leather. Ugh.
While we’re at it, can we give her a toy?
totally agree. And I’m not opposed to some cute little black boots or even a little black jacket or pants, but the all black all leather look totally sucks on a cute little toddler. Too much…
i think the LEAST of kimye’s problems is the fact that north is always wearing black…
ITA I am the least “girly” woman on earth. I mostly wear black myself and have since I was a teenager. I refuse to buy my nieces & god daughters frilly pink stuff but even I wouldn’t dress a toddler or even a child in all black, especially not all black leather (or lace as at the show). My nickname has been Morticia since high school but for the love of god put that kid in something colourful and made of cotton.
That baby is divine and will forever be the perfect reason for this coupling.
Up the North.
Today’s high in Paris is 76 degrees. That sweet baby in heavy leather in 76 degree weather … it’s not just stupid, it’s cruel.
Kim has chosen to swelter. Sweltering has been chosen for North.
The Kardashians just jumped the shark for me. Buh bye.
ugh. that’s terrible. (it was in the low 70s here yesterday, and my son was sweating running around in short sleeves. poor nori.)
Holy jeez, I was wondering where they were that it was so cold.
North is super-adorable though. Maybe she will see how shallow her parents are and go to an ivy league, east-coast school, invent some amazing vaccine…. 😉
No it wasn’t. It was cold as hell in the morning. Seriously ya’ll need to stop speculating on the weather in Paris, this is getting ridiculous.
Oh, come on, guys – Kim said herself that North has a real eye for fashion and selects her own clothes…
@Maëva
That was really funny!!!
Most of these commenters have never been to Paris or have been in Paris at this time so they have no idea of the damp coldness of the season, but fact free opinions are free.
For the uninformed Paris swelters during the summer, but once it hits August it turns to drizzling, dampness and chill in the early mornings and early evenings.
Travelogue: The best time to be a tourist in Paris is spring-time, perfect temps, just a little drizzle of rain almost each night.
I completely agree. I love that baby!!!
There are not enough “Ws”, “Ts” and “Fs” in the world to properly describe how I feel about that pink outfit.
look, she obviously forgot that it was only October first. I’m a Halloween freak, I’ve been known to have done it a few times myself.
Once again Kim brings her A game to the public. Awful and absurd. Gross
That baby cannot be comfortable in all that leather.
I know ,its such a shame they care more about her being a little fashionista that putting her in some comfortable baby clothes that have some colour.
Poor kid.
It must be hard for her to walk in those big, clunky boots too.
And with that size of a heel. I feel so bad for this child. This is not proper parenting.
SMH. I can’t believe they have that kid dressed like that. Nori looks like Hell’s Angel going on a beer run.
I shrieked with laughter at your comment and woke up my 2-year-old grandson.
I agree that’s funny!
Hahahaha! (and who’d blame the poor kid for turning to drink??)
Lol. She also reminds me of that guy from the Village People. I’ve never seen anybody in the celebrity world or in real life dress a baby like that, Kim and Kanye are ridiculous.
I just feel bad because that baby is always in black , or some beige. She’s a baby not a fashionista , I feel like she’s treated like a prop.
The first thing that came to mind when I saw Kim’s outfit is – seriously???
She’s an adorable baby. I have this weird personal antipathy to dressing children in black, though.
I just saw your comment and agree wholeheartedly! Sorry I did not read further before contributing above.
I was wondering what the weather is like right now on Paris. Is it too warm for leather? Better hope North has her diapers changed often because that’s a major case of diaper rash waiting to happen. She is definitely a cutie.
I’m really surprised that people are so preoccupied with what Kim is wearing yet say nothing about how she’s dressed the kid. A full on leather ensemble with..is that a chain around the arm? How restricting must that be, especially the leather pants? If I saw that kid doing a moon walk across a back alley while two people knife fight in a circle, I wouldn’t bat an eye. What an inappropriate outfit. I would say it’s even ridiculous that an outfit like was made and sold but I honestly believe Kim gets a lot of Nori’s clothes custom/tailor made to match with her own outfits.
I hate to say it, but how many people actually think Kim would be very hesitant to flash Nori around if she had been…less than cute? I’m serious. I honestly think if people, being the jerks that they sometimes can be, had gossiped about Nori being an ugly child or Kim herself thought Nori was ugly (and she strikes me as the kind of parent that would think that) I don’t think we would be seeing Nori as much. Then the PR would be “we don’t show her around or parade her in front of the paps because we want to protect her.”
I don’t think Kim will buying any new purses because she just discovered the ultimate accessory: Nori.
The “we don’t show her around . . .” excuse was used when she was first born. Kanye stated that she was not America’s baby. I wonder what changed his mind? Also, I have been appalled at all the leather the baby has been wearing and the very inappropriate outfit they had her in at the Givenchy show. Those shoes are not doing her any good either. When my first was born I asked the dr what were the best shoes to buy and have her wear. He said that the best shoe was no shoe. So most of the time my daughter ran around barefoot. I hope that those shoes are for show only and that she wears different shoes when not out and about.
Why doesn’t she just tie a scarf around her waist and call it a day?
All I can see is holes and camel toe.
I see also Spanx. With trousers. ffs.
Snort then LOLLL.
Haha new name for Kimmie: Camel-Toe Swiss Cheese Mommy!
It just JUMPS out. CAMEL hole.
ok, I’m officially scared of this woman.
LOL mee too
Just a question….why a coat whereas it’s enough hot at Paris today?
She needs a coat to cover that @ss. I can only imagine how awful it looks in those outfits.
@Pandy, my son’s fave teddy bear is named Pandy and he swears that Pandy comes alive at night.
Not accusing you of anything, but if you go suspiciously quiet when I wash that manky little bear, I’m going to get some crazy ideas.
That hole-y look can actually look cute but certainly not with matching pink pants.
Anything can look cute it’s all in how you wear it,shame how cheap she looks in everything.
Her skirt looks like a bulging, fringed purse.
What part of “fashionable” did she see in that getup? I think she’s just trolling us these days.
You didn’t get the memo she and whinye are style icons. You shouldn’t ask how or why but simply to be in awe of this
Is she finally Mugatu Derelict clothes ?
Oh my gosh, North is what’s happening! How darling is that child?!! Love the cute in the morning!
Pale pink Swiss cheese walking ??!Wow
She looks like a walking, block of cheese!
Nori’s faces are the best. Her expression in the first pic is like “yeah, I’m also trying to figure out wtf this bitch had in her head when putting this on”.
No. It’s because of the flash from all the cameras. Let’s stop with these lame jokes.
that’s mean. nothing wrong with jokes.
The embalmed one has a serious moth infestation in her suitcase.
No words for the baby moto leathers. Except at least it’s not a baby stripper ensemble like the other day?
These people set the bar for sartorial trashiness.
It’s a shame Memaw Kardashian kept this modest ensemble in her wedding trunk for so long before passing it down to Kim cause it got moth eaten and quite honestly it was really classy and pretty and in fashion back when Kris wore it in the 80s
^^^ That can be the ONLY explanation to what I’m seeing here
I thought moth eaten too!
I have this vision of designers getting together and placing bets on who can get Kim to wear the worst outfit.
+1
I think most designers are just praying she doesn’t wear any of their designs.
Someone has to beat Riccardo Tisci awful couch-roses-printed dress.
Holy s#!t
you meant Holey Shit, yes?!?!
I’ll be here all week!!
lol
Holy cameltoe?
Her clothes are just fascinating!!! Got to love it.
I know there are many contenders but could this be her worst outfit yet?
Kim’s arm must get very tired holding the baby that far on her side all the time…god forbid Nori blocks the view of any peepholes.
Pretty sure she only holds her daughter for the pap stroll and promptly passes her off to a nanny in waiting.
And only for a couple pics of her and North together. DM has some of her by herself also.
Am I the only one who is thankful, that Kim at least wore her white spanx as panties… under those holey pink pants?
And I have to ask. Seriously. What happen to Kim’s own common sense? As annoying as she might be… at one time her clothes fit within reason. Were cut for her height and her makeup game was tight.
Kanye came to town. And his styling of Kim is just atrocious. Plus her hips have grown another four inches across from all the injections.
Her shape is starting to remind of me this… http://goo.gl/82CqaK
It is time to walk away from those injections.
Sorry but close up she has no spandex and No panties you can see her skin pucker throw those holes trying to get out….and no sign of even a G string ….and frankly at her age and you ladies know when that is after 12 hrs of wearing that sitting on a plane she is going to be one fragrant gal when she gets off that plane…Phew Wee….!
I blame mimif for this article.
Didn’t she want to do her own fashion/style show (bhahahahaha, I know) or something? Maybe that’s what this thing with Cara Delevigne is about.
I personally feel like people still don’t like her, especially the fashion ones except for that Givenchy guy and a few others who suck up to Kanye. Most just oblige her, I feel. I may be wrong but she’s such a famew—-, like literally. Its annoying.
That pink ensemble looks like Chanel, from a few seasons ago I think. I honestly think she just dressed by brand, and what others (Karl L in this instance i’m guessing) tells her is “in” and high fashion. I find it hard to believe that she genuinly thinks she looks good in these outfits..
Edit: the runway look http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashion-shows/fall-2014-ready-to-wear/chanel/collection
Her outfit is silly, but whatever. That get up she’s got that poor baby in is making me stabby. Dress in uncomfortable, insane, revealing outfits all you want. But putting your toddler in those ridiculous, stiff, heavy outfit-you officially suck as a parent.
holy Apollonia- looks like she found the leftovers from Prince’s girl band costumes.
How can one remain deluded for so long?
Ummm – just NO Kim, you delusional a-hole!!
It looks like she saw a swag lamp in a house of ill repute and insanely figured it would make a great skirt. Kim… it isn’t a skirt. Its a lampshade. And that poor baby, why can’t she dress the kid in some comfortable clothes made for a toddler instead of this???
You have to thank King Karl for this demure ensemble. http://www.allure.com/images/beauty-trends/runway-beauty/2014/chanel-fall-2014-01.jpg It’s Chanel Fall 2014, from the crazy show set in a Chanel supermarket. 🙂
Hideous outfit. Holes and a turtleneck…but, it looks a million times better on the model. Kim has the carnival mirror that makes you look skinny.
Ha ha. I totally read that headline wrong and was rather afraid to open this post. Now that I have….LOL@KK.
Looks like a serious case of the moths…
It’s fashion leprosy. Oh, Nori….I wish you luck because you are the only good thing Kim ever did.
Isn’t that the truth. Poor little girl. 🙁
Don’t worry, just a few more years and that Kid will be standing up for herself and not letting her parents dress her or parade her around like a designer bag.
it’s not fair that kim gets to prance around in spandex all day but she forces ignori in these uncomfortable leather gets ups. the baby should be in pale pink and leggings, not a thirty something year old woman!!!
WTF is North wearing?! She’s not a doll, Kim, stop dressing her like one. Seriously, Kim must look for the fugliest outfit she can find and order it 2 sizes smaller.
Lawd have mercy. Holey camel toe! Poor Lil Seaweed! Not only forced to wear unattractive clothes and clunky boots but also suffering the indignity of being carried by her mostly plastic mama.
Can’t. Stop. Laughing. The pink thingee ia a joke, right?!
North looks like John Legend
I read the headline as ” ho covered” instead of “hole covered” ! Time for more coffee!
I was under the impression that Kim did not want her spawn photographed. Was on board with the other Hollywood moms about it. So, what gives?
She wants her daughter photographed when it’s beneficial to her. Kim and Kanye also said they wanted to keep their marriage/wedding/relationship private…yeah well you know how that went….Kim and her klan are allergic to privacy…they just can’t do it.
So the child cannot wear pink…. But she can? I just decided that I need to do my part to stop the insanity that is the KK machine. Will never click again on any KK link. Seriously, it should be like an Internet revolt thing. Boycott KK? Then maybe they will go away, and the poor kid will get to play on the floor in a cotton onesie with some regular toys, go to sleep at decent hours and be seen laughing and smiling and not looking like a shocked zombified puppet.
No chains, no leather, no netting, no black, no clunky boots, at least until they can sell her teenage years like they are doing now with those other illiterate younger K’s.
Is her taste really this bad or is Kim messing with us? I’m all for vulgarity, joyfully expressed, a la Dolly, Zsa Zsa or Rupaul, but Kim’s not the playful type, unfortunately.
I can’t with her outfits.
Poor North looks like that illiterate gonad, Jaden Smith in this photo.
That’s what I thought. Poor girl her always worried face and the Halloween outfits that her parents put her in are a bad combination.
I pity her for now, because surely they are going to turn her into one of them West-KArdashian, and I really do not know what is worse. I surely do not pity the Jenner girls. They do enjoy this fame-w…ing life.
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As for the mom, KK, and all the class she pretends to have…she is dressed in something Amber Rose would wear and that says it all.
All I ever think about when I see that lovely toddler is that when my daughter was her age, she began expressing, emotionally about the clothing I put her in. When clothes were uncomfortable to her she would simply remove them. She was so easy to potty train because she hated wetting her diaper. She’d take it off immediately. By 18 mos she insisted on wearing dresses only. In cold weather over the “princess years” as we called them, we would simply put her in sweater dresses with leggings. The princess years included every frilly costume and dress involving every Disney girl…Cinderella particularly. She never gravitated to grey or leather…not once.
That spider eyed model Cara wore that outfit it’s from the Chanel fall fashion show back in the spring….she wore it in a few shots where she was dating that Michelle Rodriguez gal…Looks like she gave them to Kim who squeezed her huge butt into the pants…as for poor baby looks like she is starring in Sons of Anarchy…or the Hells Angels…by the time they get to LA if she wears them pants all the trip she will have diaper rash up to her ears…Leather real or fake is HOT I only wear mine in the dead of winter or when I was riding horses not bikes…saves on the rubbing between your legs…since that baby is not ride a horse or a bike she doesn’t need to be in them they are too uncomfortable …
The pink outfit looks horrendous on KK, absolutely horrendous. And the black one is ridiculous.
Moths?
Swiss Cheese that’s hideous!!
OMG the thought of that child sitting on a flight for hours and hours wearing all leather is seriously enraging me! This bitch and her bitch husband are insane.
I know, same! As soon as I saw this picture I was like ‘this better be some idiotic outfit for a photop and they have pjs or something for that little girl, or i swear i will hunt this bitch down and knock her out’. How can two people be so dumb??? I have never EVER seen a mother who so consistently dressed their infant to be so uncomfortable, I feel awful for baby north because no matter what Kanye and Kim believe, a baby doesnt really have a fashion sense so this to her is just pain and uncomfortable clothing. You just know that if north could pick her outfits she would be in cotton (and other soft material) onesies etc all the time.
She’s determined to win the Fug Madness title.
http://amradaronline.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/kim-kardashian-paris-by-day-and-night.jpg?
OMG her butt!!!
God, she bugs to no end! She just looks horrid and stupid. STUPID. And why does SHE get to wear pink, yet poor North has to wear head-to-toe black leather. Which is ridiculous on a toddler. Kim is just ridiculous. I want to smack her.
I don’t hate her fringed skirt, although I do hate how she styled it.
North looks like Baby Michael Jackson circa the Bad video in that jacket
I had fun cutting up shirts in Jr.High/High school 😛
Pastel pink and his hole pants aren’t “cutting” it lol
Holey Cheezus. Check out that kamel toe!