– Jennifer Garner might get her own talk show with Lauren Sanchez-Whitesell, they’re pitching it as “The View” for mothers [Celebrity Baby Blog]
– Calum Best grabbbed a random girl and shoved her against a wall, pushing his crotch against her, when he was out at a club with Lindsay Lohan [IDLYITW]
– Madonna completes Guy Richie’s emasculation by taking over his job, too [PopSugar]
– Victoria Beckham Is A Desperate Housewife And Enjoys Pain [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jessica Biel Pictures From Vanity Fair Magazine [DListed]
– Lindsay Lohan hangs out with a little person Britney Spears impersonator [DListed]
– Sarah Silverman in Maxim [CityRag]
– Charlize Theron at the Christian Dior Cruise Collection, not wearing a watch [ICYDK]
– Pamela Anderson nip slip [Drunken Stepfather]
– Jerry Falwell died [Gawker]
– Ewan McGregor uses the “Wonderjock” to life and promote his junk [The Blemish]
– Maxim’s hot 100 isn’t so hot [Celebslam]
– Britney Spears actually holding Jayden James [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Justin Timberlake flies Jessica Biel to the UK [Hollywood Rag]
– Anna Nicole left $710,000 to Daniel in her will [CelebWarship]
– Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher are going to have a reality dinner, caught on tape for your gawking pleasure [Agent Bedhead]
– Denise Richards loses that man she stole [Evil Beet]
– Pamela Anderson looks rough [yeeeah]
– Bratz Slut Dolls Get Their Own Film [Best Week Ever]
– Christina Aguilera in Italian Vogue [The Grumpiest]
– Sylvester Stallone pled guilty to bringing in HGH and testosterone into Australia [Socialite’s Life]
– Most embarassing beach pics ever [popbytes]
– Petra Necova hooked up with Paris’ ex, Stavros Niarchos [Mollygood]
– Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey Rub And Make Up [Hollywood Tuna]
– Britney and Sean Preston [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Muhammad Ali’s Brother Beat His Daughter Senseless [Rhymes with Snitch]

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