Charlie Sheen pulled a knife on his dentist while high on crack. Sure. [CDAN]
These teachers are awful people. [Starcasm]
Zoe Saldana is having twins. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Nick Jonas covers Flaunt, talks about his gay fans. [Evil Beet]
Cate Blanchett’s Giambattista Valli is pretty awesome. [RCFA]
Cara Delevingne looks really good here. No joke. [Celebslam]
I kind of want a germ-resistant scarf now. [The Frisky]
Amanda Bynes was kicked out of fashion school. [IDLY]
No one is playing Angry Birds anymore, apparently. [Gawker]
Douche-baby Justin Bieber punched a photographer. [PopBytes]
I believe Amanda Bynes’ parents are just as crazy as Amanda. [Bitten & Bound]
The writers got ahold of Katherine Heigl. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Somewhere a talented comic actor is waiting tables while Charlie Sheen cashes checks, snorts coke, and creates a public health crisis.
You win. Love your comment.
I always feel a little stabby at the dentist’s office, but I contain my urges…And well, I don’t do crack.
#fearofdentists
#fearofpatientswithknives
#toughchoice
On a serious note, Charlie looks like death warmed over in that photo. How old is he again?
Dentist shaming. Typical.
#warmdeathshaming
Hee.
Believe it or not, he’s 49. He sure hasn’t aged well, has he? Drugs will do that. So sad. He started out bright, talented, and good-looking. So very sad. I really fear for all his children.
Yeah, it’s bizarre to look up photos of him at the beginning.
I glimpsed a film of his from 1996 last night – can’t remember what it was called, awful science-fiction thing with Lindsay Crouse – but he was so hot in it.
Meth is the worst.
I work with a man who used to be mistaken for Charlie while traveling for business (especially after Wall Street). He was occasionally asked for autographs.
My co-worker is now just over 60 (always looked younger than his age) and looks great.
Needless to say, no one confuses him for Charlie anymore.
49 is pretty old. I think he looks about right for his age. Some drugs might age people but on the other hand he’s had a pretty cushy life.
gravity , time, and sorrow age people. good luck in avoiding these mr. narcissism
Dentists are assholes, I bet they have fantasies about twin threesomes.
(Says lawyer. Yes, we too have to go after somebody.)
Lol Size. Steve Martin, now he was an incredible dentist.
Also, my *friend* told me she has had the occasional unwholesome thought about the Kitchen Cousins on HGTV. I told her that’s totally copacetic. Right?
I wish Steve Martin was my dentist.
Antidentite.
I wish Steve Martin was my neighbor. I’d sit on his porch while he played the banjo, drinking some Old Fashioneds.
Dentists are Gods! and Penicillin is the name of Charlies pet rock.
I bit my dentist. He was killing me, and I had tears running down my face and I was saying “OP! OP!” And he didn’t stop. So I bit him. And he stopped. Didn’t think of stabbing him. Plus, no knife.
I love you even more for that story. I wish you had bitten my dentist.
Give him here – I’ll bite him for you!
Scary!
I still play Angry Birds.
I’ve been on level 17 of Tatooine in AB Star Wars for like 3 months now. *sobs and throws phone*
Sheen is batshit personified. He’s going to hurt someone. Again.
How can you be playing Angry Birds when you could be binge watching BB?
*withholds all manner of potatoes from The Artist Formerly Known as the Potato Skank*
Charlie, it’s not the dental assistant’s fault your mouth looks like that. Stab yourself!
His mouth is so, so very gross. Add to that where its been….ew!
Oh, he’s not using his mouth on them. He’s paying them to put their mouths on him. Believe it or not, he’s a year younger than Keanu Reeves, but looks decades older. I remember an interview he did where he ragged on Keanu. Keanu took it with a smile and grace and is still making movies. Charlie has been relegated to TV where they have to write in the scripts that he’s desirable, because he’s not IRL. Not by a long shot.
This mofo still snorting.. Shame
RE: the Cara Delevingne link: Wow. Does she ever remind me of a young Mariel Hemingway here.
I always see her too!
http://content9.flixster.com/photo/14/05/62/14056275_ori.jpg
http://magazines.famousfix.com/tpx_8896137/vogue-magazine-france-july-1984/
Get it together, Bynes! Maybe jail time would help her. The parents sure as hell aren’t.
Baby Jonas is hot! ….did I just say that?
Is there still anyone here who believes that Kelly Preston ‘accidentally’ shot herself in the arm and leg at Charlie’s house when she went to the bathroom and her foot touched a gun that just ‘happened’ to be on the floor?
This man is going to kill somebody one day. Afterwards, women will still say “Oh that Charlie Sheen, he’s such a bad boy, isn’t he?
+1 to all of it
I was thinking the same thing – he’s going to kill somebody.
I thought no one bought that accidental stuff for ages now. And that she even admitted he did it.
She still says its an accident. That woman is so far in denial its amazing. It can’t be a coincidence that she moved on with Travolta not too long after the shooting incident. Armchair psychologist here, but I’ve always wondered if she needed the safety of her arrangement with Travolta, as well as the $ci angle (of course)
Oops, the post with my actual comment got zapped and the double post apology stayed 🙂
Anyways, he is just so awful looking. Even in thumbnails. Can we use artist’s renderings or a picture of him from his better days for posts?
Close enough:
http://imagecache.artistrising.com/artwork/lrg/1/116/ZZVF000A.jpg
LMAO Kiddo 😂
Why though? This is what a nasty monster looks like.
I’m glad he looks like Mr. Burns in a bad wiglet. Dude deserves it.
Yes, but do we deserve to have to see it?
Through a series of errors while working on me one day and then having to try to correct it, I was in that chair for hours and a shaking mess and I wanted to stab the assistant and then the dentist. I felt like I was in a torture chamber. I would have gotten off , right? The jury would have understood.
I used to be a dental assistant and I was once actually stabbed. By the dentist! Not a good experience.
A+++ for all the comments on this thread! It’s on FIRE!!!
EL FUEGO!
Dang, I forgot how fantastic McConaughey looked in Magic Mike.
I now understand why he is not joining back into the fun. He will never look that incredible again. Not after that extreme weight loss. He lost so much of his muscle mass.
Even McConaughey’s face still has not recovered. Every time I see one of those new Lincoln SUV commercials…. he just looks old and haggard. The weight loss killed off most of his prettiness! Him and Charlie Sheen look a good decade older than what they are…
At least with Charlie, he deserves to have that wrecked face. With all the coke/meth/smoking.
I want pretty Matthew back! 🙂 Please eat some protein and get that muscle tone back!
Charlie Sheen has a dentist?!?
Snorted laughing …
If I was working at a dentist clinic and saw Sheen wobbling towards the door high on gosh knows what I’d bolt the door and pull down the blinds really quick.
Charlie Sheen is emblematic of everything that’s wrong with Hollywood. He’s a drug addict. He may quite likely suffer from mental health issues as a result. He is a hot mess. And yet Hollywood continues to reward him for his bad and destructive behavior. He’s not the only one that Hollywood rewards for behavior that would get normal people fired, jailed or Baker Acted.
If you’re going to point the finger at Hollywood, also point the finger at the people who watch his crappy shows. There were people who actually paid to hear him during this ‘talking’ tour. As long as people like that exist, Hollywood will be more than happy to take their money or parley their views into money.
Send him to this dentist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A
Thankfulness to my father who shared with me regarding this blog, this
weblog is really awesome.