Remember the Thrilla In Wasilla that went down last month? The entire Palin family was involved in some kind of drunken, bloody, crazy, messy, trashy brawl at a snowmobile party. Sources claimed that the Palins rolled up in a stretch Hummer and that Bristol and/or Willow may have instigated the thing. Several of the Palin kids were injured (not seriously) in the brawl and it was said that Bristol was throwing punches like a champ. Now TMZ got their hands on the police report about the incident and it’s full of even more amazing gems:
Sarah Palin’s family threw down in a massive drunken brawl as violent as any wrestling cage match — with ripped shirts, bloodied faces, and her daughter Bristol getting dragged around a lawn by her legs. The brawl went down last month near Anchorage, Alaska … when the Palin clan — Todd and his kids Willow, Track, and Bristol — went to a friend’s house party. According to the police report … obtained by TMZ … the violence erupted when Bristol went after a woman who had allegedly shoved her younger sister Willow.
Bristol told police the homeowner, Korey Klingenmeyer, shoved her to the ground, dragged her around, and started calling her a slut and a c**t.
Korey and several other witnesses at the party saw it differently … telling cops Bristol punched him in the face — he says he let her hit him 5-6 times before grabbing her fist and pushing back … sending her reeling to the ground. That scrap then sparked the all-out brawl — witnesses say Track and 3-4 other people came running to defend Bristol … and all hell broke loose … with the Palins, including dad Todd, taking on all comers. Willow says several people at the party we’re chanting, “F**k the Palins!”
One witness says Todd got jumped by 4 people, and Track jumped in to help his father. He emerged from the scrum with a torn shirt and bloody mouth. Bristol says she was uninjured, though one cop described her as having “dirt on her knees.”
Worth nothing … cops described almost everyone at the party as being “intoxicated” … including the Palins. As for Sarah … the report says she was sitting in a limo outside the party. She’s not mentioned at all in the fight — but it sounds like she tried to calm things down after the fact. The homeowner, Korey, did not want to press charges. In fact, prosecutors declined to file charges against any of the 20-plus involved in the melee.
Not surprisingly, Korey told cops the Palins lost the fight. We’ve reached out to the Palins … so far no response.
Sarah Palin already sort of/not really spoke about the incident when she defended Bristol in general a few weeks ago. You’d think that now Sarah Palin has her own online subscription channel, she would be more willing to tell her side of the story to her paying viewers. But I guess not. As for Bristol’s side of the story, that some dude pushed Willow to the ground and started calling her names… yeah, I don’t believe it. I’m not saying that the Palins are the instigators of every part of this brawl, but I think the Palins were drunk as hell and looking for a brawl and that’s what they got. No one is a winner here.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
This is the woman who waned to rule the free world. Oh my….she’d fit in so perfectly as the head bitch in charge at Honey Boo Boo’s house, although Mama June might kick her in the a$$ for that dreadful hairdo alone. North to Alaska….stay there Sarah and gaze out your window at Russia with your musket close by just in case a random moose wanders across your path and you’re dreaming about Sunday dinner.
Honey Boo Boo’s family is too classy for this dung heap of a family.
We’ all know Pumpkin wouldn’t get her ass beaten.
Why are we still hearing about this brawling and trashy bunch of classless rednecks? They add nothing to the world but their annoying presence.
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Yes!
I’d love to see her take on Shrillary in a cage match.
The Bobster:
Team Hillary to Win:
Palin is outclassed by almost every accomplished woman in Congress.
“Shrillary”?
Way to play into stereotypes about females.
Scary to think that Sarah could have been a heartbeat away from being leader of the United States. Can anyone imagine her and her family in the White House? Yikes!!
That thought still sends shudders down my spine.
That thought makes me giggle. Can you just imagine this mêlée taking place on the White House lawn?
It really makes you wonder what McCain was thinking when he chose her as a viable candidate for VP *shudders*
I think Barbara Mandrell was busy, and McCain was just out of ideas.
No offense to Ms. Mandrell—-her name just popped into my head. Could have been any random woman’s name.
But i believe everyone would have been better off if he had named Susan Sarandon, or perhaps Cher.
Can you imagine her going to other countries as a representative of our country? That would be have been so embarrassing!
And you think that clown Biden is better? Really?
Bobster:
At least Biden doesn’t get into physical altercations 🙂
Yes that clown Biden is better, much better, no contest really.
Yes, I really, really do. Name one instance where Biden and his family have brawled at a snowmobile party.
Palin had her followers a few years ago. I used to think she was the anus around which the dingleberries of our nation had found new purchase, but most of them have dropped off by now. Apparently, though, the Bobster is still clinging.
Biden is a very intelligent man, who knows what he’s doing, and he’s also a very kind man. Not my first pic as Prez, but I would feel safe with him at the rudder if that happened. He isn’t a stuffed shirt, and I like that about him.
Yes, like 1000X better.
Mama Grizzly gets points for staying in the limo, but clearly One Observatory Circle would never have been the same if that family had ended up living there.
I don’t beleive for a second that she wasn’t more involved in this than the police report states. I think it’s likely she still holds alot of power in that town and had the reports of her involvement omitted from the report.
This entire family are nothing but trash bags dressed up in fancy clothing. When I read this, I literally heard the duelling banjos theme. They seem like awful, entitled and arrogant people imo.
This. And no one wanted to press charges. Who goes to a house party with your family and stays in the car behind? Oh wait, I actually know a couple who do this. The wife wants to stay longer at a party, to drink and dance, so the husband waits in the car. For two hours or more.
I live in Wasilla. She never had much ‘power’ to begin with, and even less now.
When this first came out, there was a man who gave an interview to ABC. He witnessed the brawl and said Sarah was yelling “You know we are, don’t you?” Hahahaha! She did get her name out of the story.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/eric-thompson-palin-brawl-witness-fired
This clown could have been one heartbeat away from the Presidency, and yet there are still defenders of this trashy family.
good old fashioned white trash weekend
🎵🎶 Red Solo Cup, I fill you up.
Let’s have a party.
Let’s have a party 🎶🎵
lol!
I shouldn’t love this as much as I do.
Beverly Hillbillies with rabies
Ha! I love this too much, too.
This family…. good grief.
I usually don’t watch SNL, but I would love to see Tina Fey make a guest appearance to mock this situation.
Please, yes.
I can’t believe they haven’t done it yet. Hopefully they managed to, because it would be epic.
If would be so easy for the writers. There is little need for comic exaggeration where this family is concerned.
She looks like Stacey Keibler, professional wrestler and valet. Huh.
True Winner here is the Public: This wasn’t/Isn’t our VP
These folks are nothing but trash top to bottom …. the real befuddling thing to me is that to some subsection of the electorate this woman was and IS STILL appealing… Like in my country a person with education and credentials and experience an intellectual is something so prized and admired to this day and especially in light of the terrible authocratic regime of buttholes we’ve had… To think that to some this lowest of the low ignorant lowest common denominator is what flies and the level at which they wanna be talked down to..is just stunning
Everything you said, QQ. Just everything.
Sadly , the educated are often maligned in the USA, there is a trend to see education as a bad thing, the ‘traditionally’ educated are mockingly called elitists.
It’s sad.
QQ – it is so distressing! The Tea Party is vehemently anti-intellectual, and the GOP no longer cares about facts at all. There are politicians serving on important committees who believe the world is 6000 years old and that global warming is a myth. Here is a recent article about textbooks in Texas – which are reviewed not by professors who know the subjects, but by people who own car dealerships:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-sheet/wp/2014/09/12/proposed-texas-textbooks-are-inaccurate-biased-and-politicized-new-report-finds/
Oh Belle i cannot discuss the whole Texas education system and the textbooks issue.. It’s EXTREMELY upsetting and mind boggling
Gah! Rick Perry is such a tool shed. What an imbecile.
Grr, don’t even get me started on this “educated people are elitist” narrative. It makes zero sense…except when you consider the context from which I think it originated: Obama is educated, therefore we must automatically malign education.
That drove me insane – the narrative that it was more important to elect someone you could go have a beer with than someone highly educated and intelligent. I still remember Jon Stewart about losing his mind over the “elitist” thing.
Yup. ‘Murica!
It makes absolutely no sense at all and it is incredibly frustrating to talk to someone who has this “educated people are elitists” view. I know someone who is friend’s with one of my best friends and her husband. He is hardline conservative Republican who did not go to college but has different certifications in networking. My friend mentioned that I had graduated with my Master’s Degree in Legal Studies with the focus on human and civil rights. She also mentioned that I wanted to clerk with a law firm that specialized in civil rights and/or elder/disability law to serve as an advocate. You would be shocked at the amount of vitriol that was spewed in my direction. He mocked me for being a “socialist loving Liberal and it’s people like you who waste time and money on education. It must be so nice to live off your mommy and daddy’s dime then act all high and mighty. You’re a f&@king elitist Obama lover!” I remember this word for word and it was craziness!
TX Laney, that is crazy. But what’s even crazier is that many people who say that stuff most likely didn’t develop that point of view as a result of careful thought or critical analysis but are rather just repeating propaganda spoon fed them directly by Fox and their ilk. Kinda like the second amendment narrative, manufactured by the NRA to boost declining membership. ‘Murica indeed!
TX Laney: All I can say is : wow !
Speechless.
Laney, that is crazy, but I’d be willing to bet at it’s core, it had nothing to do with you, and everything to do with some inadequacy or whatever that he secretly feels. People like that are threatened by or jealous of accomplishments and success, and rather than face their own feelings about it, they just lash out to try to bring others down.
Plus, it sounds like he’s a real asshole to boot.
@Lucy2 yeah he is a real asshole. We have another friend who is also a Republican and she is also Enemy #1 on the asshole’s list. He has issues methinks @Esmom he is definitely a Fox News watcher, rabid Palin defender and even wants to vote for Donald Trump for president……yeah soooooooooooooo……
I only have two words for yall: WHITE TRASH.
Woo! Classy.
What’s that saying again:
‘ They are who *we* thought they were.’
As klassy as any Kardashian.
At least the Kardashians don’t brawl. The K’s are about making money ,they don’t have time to fight.
The home-owner is called Korey Klingenmeyer. Betcha the Klingenmeyers are the Alaskan version of Kardashians. So that can’t be Palins.
“No one is a winner here”. Huge understatement about the entire family.
There’s still a wide swath of America that worships Sarah Palin. Unfortunate that a crude, uneducated, bull-headed and deceitful dingbat like her still has a loyal following.
Isn’t that just mind-boggling?
There are people I know who still unconditionally support and defend her. It boggles my mind. And it lets me know to keep a safe distance from those folks.
Eh. Just seems like a party where people were drinking too much. Doesn’t sound like Sarah Palin herself was involved, just her college-aged kids. I think the only unusual thing about this is that most politicians on the national stage come from a wealthy, upper-class background and don’t attend commoner parties.
Gosh! I sound like a Palin apologist. I’m not, I swear!
Todd Palin is not a college-aged kid. He is a 50 year old grandfather. Track and Bristol are both parents and both past traditional college age. Did any of the Palin kids even go to college? There is no excuse for this behavior, not even from Willow, the only college aged one of the pack.
I am in my early 40s, and have an Irish family, and have NEVER been to a party where something like that happened, even in college. Because I’m not trashy.
And, the percentage of “college-aged” kids who commit felony assault is very, very low. Unless they are psychopaths and/or trashy.
The twisting people will go to to excuse Palin and her ilk would make Mr. Pretzel dizzy.
How old is Piper now? Isn’t time she joined the act and posted something offensive on Twitter or got her own show?
Piper? There’s more?
Yes, Lady D! There is Piper, who is about 12 or 13 now. Sarah tends to use her as a human shield.
I thought the Palins’ Christian fundamentalist religion would keep them from drinking or going to a party hosted by anyone who’d know the c-word? Oh, I forgot, Bristol was an advocate for chastity before marriage, too. My stepfather lives in Wasilla – says the Palins are “trailer trash,”
(his words not mine, but he’s 93 & isn’t going to get p.c. now.)
Please keep religion out of this mess. You can’t paint Christians with one brush.
Wait, Sarah always brings her Christian values up, it is part of her grifter act.
And she originally posted on Her Facebook page that she was “traveling” that day. So there goes that whole religious values thing.
So Taxi is only discussing the Palin “brand” in which Sarah uses god to grift.
Joh…oh,I see.
No wonder Republicans and conservatives lose elections when they validate Palin by allowing her to campaign for their candidates. I am a small government conservative but socially liberal independent voter and politicians like Palin make me want to run the other way.
All I can say is thank goodness she never ascended to any real power. Can you imagine this family at a state dinner? Some world leader would look at one of them wrong and it would turn into an international beat down.
Ha. Although I gotta believe that if McCain had made it to the White House, handlers would have been deployed to keep her out of the spotlight as much as possible. His team might have become aware of her flaws too late but they did catch on. And as a result I’d think her family would not be invited to any important events. I’d hope!
This brawl is no big surprise. I watched about 10 minutes of the house swap show featuring Joan and Melissa versus Bristol and Willow. Bristol’s little boy would hit his aunt and generally acted like an out of control brat. And those two acted like it was nothing. They just seemed vapid.
I could not watch any more of it, so I don’t know if Melissa was able to gain any control or not.
I wonder what Phil Robertson (Duck Dynasty) thinks of Sarah and her family now…didn’t the Robertson clan all go to Alaska to share testimonies with Sarah (on how we should all live our lives)?
Power, money and fame…..the end game for all.
I blame John McCain for hoisting this idiot on America.
It’s good thing Bristol wasn’t injured, it could have messed up her nose job and new chin.
I suspect Bristol probably has dirt on her knees often.
OH!!!
Wow, you needed to add a *mic drop* after that one!
Oh Snap!!!!!
Where are the reality show cameras when you need them?!
Who does that? What, are they like in high school or something!?
The thought that this woman could’ve been our president is absolutely frightening.
Stunning stuff indeed.
Another gawkable family with extraordinary names, like the ineffable Honey Bee/Boo? and Mr Sugar Puffthingy………Bristol and Track?
“Bristol Palin”: the original linctus that’s guaranteed to shift that annoying tickle in the throat!
(“If you ain’t ill, it’ll fix your car”)
How are they “Honey Boo Boo” kids’ names extraordinary? Jessica, Lauryn, Alana and Anna all seem pretty normal names to me…
Is anyone actually surprised that these backwoods, bear-hunting, Bible-thumping, narrow-minded Alaskans are also fightin’ white trash?
20-something people at the party and nobody took pictures or videos from their phones? Oh please. I hope there is a video and it shows up on the internet…
In the police report I read it said the main guy, Klingenmeyer (sp?) said someone at the party had recorded it. I so hope that it gets out so we can all see it. That would be too good!
Almost only one McCain heart attack away from the Nuclear Football…
This is hilarious, but it’s also terrifying to realize that utter trash like this woman was a heartbeat away from the White House. Who are these losers who keep handing their money over to this grifter family?
Remember when some of you wanted this piece of trash to be vice president? Hm.
I can’t help it, I would have paid to see that crazy fight. I can just hear that Benny Hill song playing while it all went down!
I am a born,raised, and currently living AK girl and I can speak for 99.9% of Alaska when I say 1) We’re not all like this thank you very much and 2) She’s a huge joke up here too no matter if you’re a hardcore republican or extreme democrat
I can’t believe none of you address the quote that the cops said Bristol wasn’t hurt – she only had dirt on her knees. My God! That’s a comedian’s dream. I don’t even know where to start with that one.
On another note, they used that pic again with her butt cheeks showing from the front behind her va-jay-jay. I love that pic.