I’ve been at this job for almost six years and let me tell you… this might be the worst Pumpkin Patch Season ever. Usually, all of the celebrities are bringing their kids to the Pumpkin Patch for a nice family photo-op. Obviously, the B and C-listers always show up, but every year, we get some surprises. Not this year. It’s been a parade of mostly C-listers and “nobody even cares”-listers.
Thankfully, the family Kardashian-West and Kardashian-Disick stepped out at the Underwood Family Farms yesterday. This is not the same as Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch (which is where all of the really thirsty celebrities go), but it’s still a pretty pap-friendly venue. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian brought out North and Kourtney and Kris Jenner brought out Mason and Penelope. Kourtney is expecting another little girl any day now. And Kim really needs to be pregnant right now so she can be preggo-twinsies with Duchess Kate again.
I have to give Kim some minor props for wearing flats. Even North is charming in her matching flats and little fringed cape. The clothing situation in these photos is very venue-appropriate. Shock.
As for Kanye, he recently told his students at the LA Trade Technical College (where he lectures as part of his community service) that he’s going to eventually turn his fashion line into an international business worth billions. He said: “I’m going to be making uniforms for my old high school through my brand Yeezy. I want to… eventually do uniforms for the entire city. Then I want those uniforms to be hot and I eventually want to be the anchor and the force behind a $1 billion company. Then I want to be the anchor of the first $1 trillion company.” And this is my favorite quote: ”I want to stop using the term ‘fashion’ because Eve made Adam bite an apple and since then it’s been illegal to be naked. I’m helping people follow the law in style.” #KlassicKanye #NoDisrespectToEve
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Toddlers in leather pants – bleh!
That poor child must be so uncomfortable all the time.
How tall is Kanye? Is he very short? I mean, Kim is very short and in these pictures he looks just a few cm taller than her.
Is it real leather? I’ve seen some leggings that look like that on the Instagram shops and they’re pretty popular.
If a baby is uncomfortable they let you know it. She looks fine. Too much projecting.
North looks happy and healthy. Also adorable. What’s the bfd? Everyone looks cute at the pumpkin patch. And thank goodness Kim is all tucked in.
If there’s 1 thing to complain about here it’s Kourtney’s shoes. Good lord those look painful! And i’m shocked Kim’s shoe choice is practical.
@ Florc
Huh? Kourtney’s wearing flat boots. Those are very practical.
They looked like booties. My mistake. Although, anything with a heel is not easy to travel in for long.
Kayne is very short. I think Kim is 5’2″ so Kayne is about 5’6″-5’7″ tops???
A toddler in leather pants is laughable. She can’t be too comfortable moving around, and leather (or fake leather?) pants are hot as hell. As usual, those two oy appear to care about making her fashion-y.
I think it’s a stupid thing to put on a kid but most toddlers I’ve met will let you know pretty clearly if they’re uncomfortable so I’m with FLORC on the kid probably doesn’t care, still ridiculous though.
My mind runs more to Kim’s pants. That tight and that unbreathable? I really feel for the poor peasant that has to wash her smalls.
Omg. Kim looks really good here. I really want those shoes! North is adorable. Purposely ignoring Kanye.
She’s so cute when she’s casual and you can’t see her ridiculous eye makeup. She’s so so pretty, I don’t know why she thinks she has to try so hard.
I love North’s scarf! Also love it’s color. Glad that only black and white business ended.
Yeah, Kim looks so good when she tone-down a little.
Kourtney is so much prettier and seems to be such a better mother than the more famous one. But….fortunately she didn’t choose to share her sex tapes with us so she gets the perks….I guess that’s what that paycheck is…..from her sister boinking Ray J and Ryan Seacrest leaping into action to get them on tv. Media so fixated on Northwest…all kids are cute and Kim makes sure that baby is papped as frequently as possible without looking too obvious. Kim is truly her mother’s daughter. She is also on the road to middle age and when she reaches it, she is going to be one big big woman. I digress. Good luck Northwest.
Kourtney is prettier because she still has her original face. Her boobs are fake, but she’s been upfront about that, so I don’t care. I do feel bad for Kim though, now that I’ve seen Kourtney pregnant again. Kourtney has always looked very good throughout each of her pregnancies. She has a very effortless pregnancy style and pregnancy seems to suit her. I think Kim thought hers was going to be the same. Boy! It was not even close.
Kourtney seems like a good mother, I’ll give her that, but she speaks like an idiot and keeps having children with an underachieving drunk. She doesn’t seem to care, though.
You guys are funny. She does talk like she’s on Quaaludes and now Kim is doing a slightly different version of the same voice. Scott has issues but might grow out of them….she’s kept the same man while Khloe has been dating, married, divorced and now dating and Kim, oh my, dating, dating, married, divorced, dating, married again. So Scottie boy has staying power. Way too much thought on this and way too many comments, but my husband likes to watch the boys throw the ball down the field, I don’t.
Kourtney is rather plain faced compared to Kim. Kim is actually beautiful. I think Kourtneys ass is less contrived.
North is beautiful. That sweet, innocent child in the hands of these two insufferable egomaniacs just makes me sad. They’re going to turn her into a shallow, vapid, materialistic mini version of themselves unless, by some miracle, she has the strength to fight it. All the money one could want and I look and her future and her tiny little face and just want to cry.
I keep hoping she’ll rebel, go to University and become a physicist or a lawyer or something that would completely shock her parents
That would be great! Like when the character in Legally Blonde goes to Harvard Law School and her parents are disappointed in her because she could have been a Victoria Secret model. Lol
Kanye’s mother was a history professor it’s not impossible.
I don’t think whatsoever that they’re bad parents., nasty assumptive comments.. I do see something a little odd where North seems to pull away in photos where Kim is carrying her. I’ve seen this before. It could mean nothing or it could mean that Kim might want to work on bonding with the baby more. That means a lot of one on one, just the two of them so the baby starts to rely on the mother more and that will create a stronger bond. If there’s too many people around all the time giving her attention, the baby might think Mom is just one of the pack.
I could see Kanye getting behind that if she chose to. But she’d have to be THE GREATEST ACCOUNTANT/ENGINEER/LAWYER OF ALL TIME!!!!!
Kim seems like she’d be disappointed that her daughter wouldn’t end up taking the easy route and cash in on her family’s name and sex tapes. Then again maybe she’ll surprise us all by wanting more for her daughter than Kim’s ‘career’ path?
I didn’t say that they didn’t love her, Sabrine. I just think that they have such a lack of values and self awareness that they will not be able to raise a child who is whole and unspoiled. She will be surrounded by people who worship money, looks and themselves, who will do anything for a paycheck, who alter their bodies through plastic surgery to the point of absurdity and who think they are above everyone else on earth. I don’t know how she will come out of it unscathed. If you think they have the capacity to be good parents when they don’t have the capacity to be good people, then your logic is beyond me. Or maybe you share their values. That might explain it. I don’t know.
You implied they care so much about themselves and only for her as an extension of themselves. That’s not love. That’s selfish behavior that leaves no room for love. So, you really did say in a roundabout way Norths parents do not love her as parents should. Unconditionally. They love her as a minime because they are not capable of anything more.
That is what I took away. I can’t see how your argument leaves room for also saying Kim and Kanye love their daughter unconditionally. Your whole statement seems in direct conflict with that.
Only I know what I meant, no matter how badly I said it, and no matter how good you are at telling me what I think. I never said they loved her unconditionally. I said they loved her. I meant they loved her in their way. I don’t agree that selfish, shallow people are incapable of love. Maybe it’s not a perfect love, maybe they love her for the wrong reasons, but I believe they love her. And I believe they will bring her up in a way that’s not good for her. I stand by what I said. Not by what you say I said.
GoodNames
Well, that is you try at mind reading. There’s a strong bias line of criticizing all certain people do. Nothing will ever be ok. They will never be caable of love or other human emotions. I think that’s just unrealistic. But great for these sites.
FLORC
Sorry, I don’t follow you. I said they WERE capable of love. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I don’t understand what people are projecting onto your comments, @GNAT, but I share your hope for North that she’s able to follow her own path and doesn’t get stuck in the vapid, materialistic, egomanical ways of her parents.
Thank you, Ag. That’s all I meant.
Ag
I like your version. There was too much extra in GNAT that expanded and was hard to ignore.
Still, people can change. I feel firmly Kris is the evil here. Kim could be a great mom who loves her child no matter what. Right now Kris is a puppet master to her daughter and every move is calculated for her after years of control and abuse.
To assume someone can’t love because of our outside looking in perspectives. It’s just too closed off. No guess can be accurate.
FLORC, First of all, I’ve said about 40 times that I think Kim loves North. Would you stop putting words in my mouth? I try to make allowances for you because I don’t think you completely understand how your tone comes across, but I really find it difficult to have a civil discussion with you.
Why is she in mini leather pants?
Who even knew they MADE leather pants for babies for the love of God.
Because in the Kardashian world, it’s not how you feel, it’s how you look. Northwest will either be pregnant by 15 or write a tell all by 20 or even date a white guy. North and the Gosselin kids are going to show their mamas what color the sky really is when they reach an age, believe me.
North’s grandma Donda West was a professor. Her Grandpa Robert Kardashian was a brilliant lawyer. She has brilliance in her background. Unfortunately “Lovey” is the grandparent who will have the most influence over her. Why would having a white boyfriend be a problem? She is half white and the man she knows as grandpa, Bruce Jenner is also white.
Seriously, WHO puts their baby in leather pants, this is so so strange and dumb. Also, Kim (or more like her assistant) has cut the black shirt she is wearing herself, I guess the original fit was different, but everything to highlight the “curves” she bought herself.
Haha. In the world I live in, woman work out to lose the curves she craves and injects. She never heard the boys in the day singing: Boys don’t make passes at girls with fat asses!”
A. North looks ridiculously cute.
B. 10 Hogwart’s House points to anyone who understands what Kanye is saying.
He wants to own and run a company as successful as Apple. He would use their logo but Apple owns the rights. Plus he is wants to be Steve Jobs
Way too many things around North’s neck that can catch on something and strangle her.
And is Kim missing a chunk of hair?
I noticed that. She looks like she lost some hair.
Yes, I’m not even a parent, but I know the bandana around her neck is a choking hazard. I guess that doesn’t matter though. Even babies must suffer in the name of fashion, according to the Wests.
The bandana and the cape together are too much…but then again, she’s a Kartrashian-West.
Don’t you DARE make me defend a Kardashian!!! However, it could be one of those bibs designed to look like a bandana (I have several for my baby, they’re actually really cute). They have a small velcro fastening on the back, completely safe for a baby.
As for the cape… The Incredibles covered that perfectly. ‘NO CAPES!!!’
No wait, I stand corrected. It is a full fledged bandana knotted around the child’s neck… Wow. Surely there might be someone with an ounce of sanity somewhere in their vicinity that might say ‘Probably not such a good idea, guys.’ No?
Isn’t the job of the 3 nannies and 2 bodyguards to watch her? They are always with them.
Kris is scary looking with those mirrored sunglasses. She is probably chomping at the bit to have her granddaughters start making money so she can get her cut
Look at the difference in the way Kanye holds North and the way Kim holds North. Kim never holds North close to her body but always away from her. Also, that child must have an eternal case of diaper rash because of wearing so much leather. She had to be sweating in those pants.
My theory: Kim holds North away because she doesn’t want her messing up her hair and makeup when the paps are around. She’s always concerned about how she looks. Kids that age love touching mommy’s face and grabbing her hair when held; usually because they love their moms. I just get the vibe that Kim is trying to avoid having Nori close enough to pull a hair out of place, smear her lipstick, or something similarly tragic (for Kim).
Or rip out an earring with half the earlobe still attached.
Agree about the big difference in how they hold Nori but more importantly, how Nori responds. She actually holds on to Kanye or his clothing, which is pretty normal. I don’t think it’s just Kim holding her far away so the kid can’t mess up her hair or makeup, Nori herself seems to push away from Kim when she can. Kim sometimes holds her hand in a way that seems to be controlling her (preventing her from doing something) rather than for comfort. I do think something is wrong with Kim and Nori picks up on it. Hoping that Kanye is bonding with her and that he stays sane enough to be there for her while she’s growing up. She has a Demon Grandmother, oops, Demon Lovey, but her aunts Kourtney and Khloe are undoubtedly normal with her. She also has Kanye’s aunt and nannies. So she’s much better off than kids stuck with just a dysfunctional parent. But it is disturbing to see pics of her. I don’t understand why some people say she looks healthy and happy. Healthy, yes. Happy? Not really.
I suppose that only with this family are matching leather pants and white shoes to trod through the dirt of a pumpkin patch to be considered “venue-appropriate”. Oh my. LOL!
Don’t care about K&K, but Nori is too, too cute in her bullfighter chic outfit.
Pfft. Kim looks like she is in a Jazzercise workout outfit, circa 1990’s.
That poor baby in those uncomfortable, un-breathing and rigid pants.
Kanye never seems to wear tee shirts of any other artists, but his own, and FYI, he needs a new designer because that shirt is the FUG with cheap looking graphics.
But they did bring ‘the horror’ for Halloween.
The end.
Plus, it was really cute of Kim to put those pumpkins in her pants…oh, wait…
How did people miss GNAT’s great comment about pumpkins in pants? Funny!
That’s because the genius that is Kanye West, could and would, only wear a shirt bearing the name of the most genius rapper/fashion designer/businessman/model/actor/baker/candlestick maker….etc. (too much genius to list)….
I would actually purchase one of his tees if it had the random wordiness of how he speaks:
Genius! Spittle! Caddyshack! Paparazzi! Mac and Cheese! Steve Jobs!
Talk about a Lil’ Punkin’ in the Pumpkin Patch. North is so cute I can’t stand it.
Is this the first time north has worn color???
Why are Kim & North wearing prison shoes? Those are the style that they make prisoners wear here when they are picking up trash on the road. Kind of appropriate, I guess…
Ha! That made me laugh so hard. I have those shoes, or at least the Keds version. I guess I better rethink my shoe game, huh?
Google prison shoes! Lol, I love a navy keds deck shoe until the jail here bought Walmart knock offs for all the inmates… I can’t wait til all the Kardashians dabble in Health Goth. 🙂
Where oh where is Phoebe Price, to show this grim galère what true style means.
Don’t care how much Kanye’s ghastly top cost…..it looks like it was £7.99 at Primark. (And I know whereof I speak, as a seasoned Primark-fossicker)
That kid is so cute.
Kim’s hair looks amazing!
Does that old hag Kris follow them *everywhere they go*? She’s like the Ghost of Famewhores Past.
Seriously. Kris needs to get a damn life. She just looks like an old leech in every photo of Kim.
I saw a clip on E News where Kanye was having a conversation with some “fashion folk” and said “we have to dress her in boy’s clothes because there are no cool pinks”. Is this man for real? Does he really think the entire world is going to be wearing HIS school uniforms? Which I’m sure will cost a fortune. Yeah, ok Kanye get right on that. I bet he’s on a mission to create the first “cool pink” color. He needs to come back down to earth.
I also see the entire West family is wearing white sneakers…let me guess, Kanye is trying to bring white sneakers back in style? Maybe he’ll claim to have invented white sneakers as well.
On a nicer note, Nori is so cute, can’t stand it. Kim’s hair is awesome…love it. I feel bad for penelope, she seems sad and left out…I don’t know.
And did Kim crack a smile at her child during this outing?
I was watching KUWTK (don’t judge me 🙈), Kim was going through North’s closet which is all she seems to ever do and Khloe came in then asked if that was a sheer top for a baby, Kimmy was like she has a matching one and they would wear it together. Khloe gave her the swiftest side eye ever. Literally two seconds later in that super whiny voice she was like ” you guys are all dressed up and I’m in sweats, I feel like I’m always in sweats. Khloe, looked at her and was like, you’re always in a cocktail dress. I laughed so hard.
I can’t stand it that Kanye wears a shirt that is his. It’s embarrassing.
It’s seasonally appropriate though. Skeletons and ghosts for a Halloween outing!
When is will Kim make her pregnancy announcement?!? She has to keep up with Duchess Kate!!!
Kim looks so much better lately.
Every time I see these people, I can only think how exhausting this facade must be. I can’t imagine always having to dress in skintight clothes and putting my kid in ridiculous outfits so that I can get attention. No one looks cute at all imho. They look uncomfortable. That lifestyle seems so sad and so unfulfilling. Being a product instead of a person has to take its toll.
Penelope looks so much more comfortable. That’s how you dress a toddler.
What a cute little girl!
They are finally doing a kid-friendly, age-appropriate activity with their kid and they look miserable. Not as much fun as fashion shows.
Mason is far and away my favorite Kardashian.
i LOVE mason. like even as a baby he was so adorable and fun and i could never resist watching the show just for a little glimpse of mase.
For two people who claim to hate the paparazzi so much it funny how they would choose to go to Mr. Bones pumpkin patch AKA ( paparazzi Fall hangout spot ). When Mr. Greentree and Lopez Ranch pumpkin patch are both nearby and both have actives for kids not to mention paparazzi free..
Thy didn’t go to Mr. Bones
As long as there is a market, an appetite, and an audience for these people (or any other ‘celebrity’), they will continue to do what they do.
[*It goes both ways*]
WHY IS THE NEWS STORY HERE NOT “KANYE WEST SMILED A LITTLE TINY BIT TODAY” THIS IS HUGE PEOPLE, HUGE
5 minutes away from my house and I had no idea! oh my
Totally OT: Sometimes I really miss Freddy Mercury. Imagine the music we could have listened to today.
I don’t think community service for an egomaniac should be pontificating about yourself to an audience of fans. How about scooping poop at an animal shelter, or picking up trash on the side of the highway.
No kidding. How is talking about how wonderful you are to a captive audience punishment? The legal system in California seems whacky to me.
I’ve have never seen a more miserable group of people pretending to be ONE BIG Happy Family…..I mean really LOOK at the photos with a clear vision and not as photos of Kardashians….those adults in that group are so completely disconnected with each other..the only one who seem happy to be there are the kids…..Kanye and Kim look like two prisoners walking to the gallows …but I will give Kanye a point for actually smiling while holding his baby girl…Kim looks like she’s carrying a sack of practically smelly garbage…Kris is hovering over the entire group as she directs the cameraman…lovely video of her doing just that on another site….and poor Kourtney trudging along behind Kim and Kris just going thru the motion, poor thing you can tell she wants a place to set down and get off her feet….and by the way on the video if you look carefully you will see a nanny walking just out of camera range at all times…bet you a 100 dollars as soon as the photos were done…Kanye took off like a rocket to parts unknown , Kim threw the Baby at the nanny and stomped off and Kris had to help carry Kourtneys kids back to the car cause she was exhausted …its all on the other photos..that C didn’t post…..LOL
I just saw the video, they sure don’t look like they are having fun…but maybe that’s because NO ONE cared they were there. Kim walked by a lot of people and no one bothered to look twice as if they didn’t care. I’m sure that made Kim upset. We all know how she loves a large crowd around her at all times. You may be right. Now that Kanye has publicly stated he wants to be the owner of a “trillion dollar” company, Kim will definitely stick around (even if she and Kanye are miserable with each other). At this point, the Kardashian/Jenner clan seem to only want to be around each other when it’s a photo op or when they are filming their show. They don’t seem happy but who knows, they may be putting on an act for ratings and pr. You never know with this klan.
As a side note, are you sure that’s their nanny? Seems odd to bring one to the pumpkin patch when there are 4 adults ! These people, I swear !
Who is the psycho stalker behind them?