– Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton fake make-up. Both of them need to go to jail for their respective DUIs. [The Blemish]
– Kate Hudson and her tight abs [PopSugar]
– Paul McCartney says his high profile divorce brought him closer to his three older children [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Predictably, Ewan McGregor says that he didn’t buy like a case of that underwear to make his wang look bigger [The Shallow End]
– Calum Best says Lindsay Lohan is great in bed [ICYDK]
– Are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer already back together? [DListed]
– Shrek The Third is played out, but if you like that sort of thing it might be fun [Pajiba]
– Celebrities with no hair [CityRag]
– Who has the most crass? [Celebritology]
– Mario Lopez is not going to replace Bob Barker on “The Price is Right” [Lifeline Live]
– Britney Spears parties in a bikini while everyone else is dressed [Celebslam]
– Pete Doherty playing soccer [Agent Bedhead]
– Creepy picture of Heath Ledger as The Joker in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel [The Grumpiest]
– Candy Spelling vs. Joe Francis [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Nick Carter becomes a UN ambassador [Hollywood Rag]
– Jessica Alba with straight hair [Gabsmash]
– There’s yet another Rambo movie, and predictably a lot of people are needlessly killed [Best Week Ever]
– Does Tobey Maguire’s kid have a poopy diaper? He sure seems to be carrying her like she does [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Someone needs to kick Avril Lavigne’s ass [yeeeah]
– Avril Lavigne wants to be a serious actress [Glitterati]
– Still scary-cute Audrey Tautou to play Coco Chanel [CelebWarship]
– Rebecca Romijn gets weird fan mail [CelebNewsWire]
– Nicole Kidman tries to kiss Keith Urban, has to fight the botox [Socialite’s Life]
– The sad season finale of “Ugly Betty” [popbytes]
– Pamela Anderson in some fabric that tries to pass itself off as a bikini. [Egotastic]
– Eva Longoria has a nasty ass [Hollywood Tuna]
– Lindsay Price: hot or not? [Bastardly]