Bruce Jenner turned 65 years old this week. He celebrated by getting a fabulous manicure! Seriously – go here to see the photos. The Mail claimed his nail polish was “bright pink” but I think it’s more of a fire-engine red. Bruce took off the nail polish a day later, but the photos had already been widely seen, and they contributed to the longstanding theory that Bruce is taking some steps to possibly transition into a woman. TMZ says that the bros at the golf club have been heckling him because of it:

Bruce Jenner has been taunted where he golfs everyday … by a few jerks who think Bruce’s new look doesn’t belong on the links or in the locker room. Sources connected with Bruce tell TMZ … almost everyone who golfs with Bruce at the Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks has been gracious … but several people are acting like 14-year-old boys.

In one case … a golfer passed Bruce on the green and screamed out, “How’s your d**k” … suggesting it might not be there much longer. Bruce was cool — he laughed and responded by pointing to his crotch and saying, “It’s right here. It hasn’t worked in 20 years.”

Another guy heckled Bruce in the locker room, mocking his hombre hairstyle and threatening to cut it off. Bruce still goes to Sherwood religiously, and most people treat him warmly and with respect. As for the 2 idiots … it’s 2014, and people have a right to live their lives the way they want as long as they don’t hurt anyone. And Bruce can probably kick their asses in golf.

[From TMZ]

“It hasn’t worked in 20 years”???? Well, that’s one way to retort. As for Bruce’s current sex life… last I heard, he was still dating Kris Jenner’s former friend, Ronda Kamihira. According to Us Weekly, Kris is still feeling all the feels about it.

Better after Bruce? Not quite. Kris Jenner is “livid” after Bruce Jenner recently stepped out with her former assistant and friend of 20 years, Ronda Kamihira, sources tell Us Weekly in the new issue.

Making matters worse? A source tells Us that Kris, 58, is none too pleased to be fielding questions related to Bruce’s burgeoning romance while promoting her new book, In the Kitchen With Kris. The mother of six, though, has been cautiously providing rather positive statements about her husband of 23 years, telling Ryan Seacrest on Oct. 21: “I hope he’s doing his thing and having a good time.”

The battle within is a different story. “She’s livid and embarrassed,” the same insider tells Us. “She told him she thought it was inappropriate.”

On his birthday Tuesday, Oct. 28, Bruce received birthday wishes from Kardashian family members including stepdaughters Kim and Kourtney. Kris remained silent on Instagram, although she managed to extend birthday wishes on the social media platform to rapper Drake, of all people, on Oct. 25.

Despite Kris’ outrage, another source says that Bruce, 65, plans to spend more time with Kamihira, 51 — whose kids once played with Kendall, 18, and Kylie, 17. “Bruce doesn’t feel the need to explain his relationship with Ronda to Kris,” explains the insider close to the former Olympian.

To counter Bruce’s alleged betrayal, Kris has been keeping up on her own. Three weeks after Bruce stepped out with Kamihira, the momager went public with Corey Gamble, a tour manager for Justin Bieber, whom she met at Riccardo Tisci’s birthday party in Ibiza, Spain, in August. The momager even invited Gamble to Kim’s 34th birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas this past Friday, Oct. 24. As one eyewitness recalled, “Kris and Corey were cuddling in the corner all night.”

[From Us Weekly]

This whole thing is so juvenile. These are people in their 50s and 60s and it’s like we’re reading about middle-schoolers. Plus, I don’t even buy that Kris is “livid” about getting questions regarding Bruce’s situation. Kris thinks she’s one of her daughters, and with that comes an unquenchable THIRST for any kind of attention, good or bad.

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