Khloe Kardashian poured herself into a black gown: surprisingly pretty or tacky?

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I was a little bit startled by these photos of Khloe Kardashian. She was doing the launch of HPNOTIQ Sparkle in Beverly Hills yesterday and she looked… great? I mean, she does look very good here. In case you’ve missed it, Khloe has practically been living in the gym for the past few months. There are stories about her crash-diets and her exercise anorexia, but God knows how much of it is true. Khloe does look noticeably slimmer here. There weren’t many shots of the Pinocchio Butt, unfortunately. I love when it makes an appearance, just because… what’s the point? What’s the point of working out like a fiend and doing crash diets if you’ve gotten gargantuan butt implants?

As for Khloe’s other possible alterations… as far as I can see, I think it’s just Botox (light Botox, nowhere near Kim’s Botox level) and lip injections. Kylie Jenner and Khloe have some of the most budget-looking lip injections, I think. Even Kim has made an effort to have more natural looking lips lately. But Kylie and Khloe still love the super-pouty look.

By the way, I feel like Khloe is still dealing with French Montana, even after they broke up a month ago. French keeps talking about how much he loves her in interviews too. There are rumors that French has started seeing Amber Rose, but Gossip Cop says Amber is actually dating French’s brother Zack. So… French is maybe still hung up on Khloe. And Khloe is still having feelings about Lamar Odom. It’s the Pinocchio Butt Circle of Life.

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  1. CTgirl says:

    How did she walk without busting out some T and A in that thing? Tacky, tacky, tacky.

  2. Nikki says:

    She looks horrible. Her makeup, boobs, butt, dress. She’s a mess.

    • hunter says:

      Yeah – she doesn’t look “noticeably thinner” to me, she looks stuffed into that dress which flattens her chest, smushes her stomach and hugs her weird butt.

      She doesn’t look bad but she doesn’t look great.

    • Nikki L. says:

      Her face makeup contouring is done poorly.

  3. Ag says:

    ok… good for her if she’s happy.

  4. Loopy says:

    I actually watch their Hamptons show and French did not come across so bad, they were kind of cute. But yes Khloe may still be hung up on Lamar.

    • sally says:

      I in the “coming up this season” preview of the show she said to Kris “if I had it my way, I’d still be married to Lamar” so she definitely is mourning that relationship. While French seems harmless, I literally don’t understand him. Nothing he said that entire episode was coherent, he never seemed serious about anything and seriously…I didn’t understand one word out of his mouth. You’re a grown man with children and a successful career…act like it.

      • Josephine says:

        Or, everything she does and says is to keep the reality show going and the family in the public eye. Just can’t pretend that any of these people have real feelings when they do such crappy things to people for the sake of that show. People who actually want to stay in a marriage don’t violate the privacy of the marriage or the other person for ratings.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      The show is scripted, there is nothing “real” about any of them except for their abiding thirst for attention.

  5. Dr Smith says:

    She looks wierd – her eyes….

  6. FLORC says:

    Khloe is a pretty girl. Unfortunately this dress is terrible. It looks like something Kris picked out to exploite her emotionally abused daughters.
    Her chest is real so that shouldn’t be mocked for how it looks. And she does not look like she lives at the gym. The folks who live at my main gym look like they live at the gym.

  7. littlemissnaughty says:

    I think she looks great here except … were those implants really necessary??? Let me rephrase that, does she think they look good? Ugh, I guess it’s a matter of personal taste and how you feel your best but I’m getting tired of the freakshow plastic surgery thing.

  8. H says:

    The fit is really off in the torso. Everything else looks great though!

  9. Jess says:

    I think she looks great! I always feel bad for her for some reason.

  10. riemc526 says:

    She’s starting to look like a centaur. I’m waiting for the two other legs to start growing out of her butt.

  11. Falkor says:

    Sweet crunchy christ she looks like she’s smuggling Christmas hams!

  12. serena says:

    Though she looks great (for Kardashian standards) her pinocchio butt still ridicules her entire look.

  13. Tina says:

    I think she looks great. Her .makeup does look a little off though. I think Khloe still loves Lamar deep down inside. I think she was almost forced to make her decision so quickly because of the family brand. Well, Lamar’s choices too. But still

    . I don’t think French was so bad either. He definitely made her happy and temporarily forget her troubles with Lamar. I think French has done well for himself coming into the country at age 13 with no English. He’s a hustler.

  14. Abigail says:

    Shameful confession: I watched their stupid Hamptons show last night. It was so boring and tedious, but the butt of lies was fascinating. It’s even bigger and more outrageous on camera. WTF is that thing? All I could think was, damn Khloe has had a lot of work done since this show started. I think she’s as plastic as Kim, except Kim was initially prettier so her transformation has been more doll-like. Kim, Khloe and Kris definitely top the plastic surgery overload in that household, and poor Kylie is apparently setting along the same path. Oh, no, wait. I forgot about Bruce. Kourtney at least looks good.

  15. Birdie says:

    I disagree with everything stated in this article. Khloe looks awful, her dress is way too small, she’s spilling out everywhere. She actually looks heavier.
    Her lip injections look more natural than Kim’s.

    • swack says:

      This dress makes he hips look larger for some reason. For the life of me I don’t understand why people can’t own their bodies and not try to squeeze into clothes that are too small.

    • Fan says:

      I agree with Birdie

  16. snowflake says:

    so I was not sure if khloe had a brazilian butt lift. part of me said yes, part of me said no. so anyway, i was watching an episode of the show Botched. this lady that was turned down for plastic surgery talked about what she had done elsewhere, mentioned a brazilian butt lift and stood up. her butt looked exactly like khloe. so now i’m convinced khloe’s had one.

  17. suzanne says:

    Please, God…just one day WITHOUT seeing this group of succubi…I beg of you…

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      Stay off of E! and avoid clicking and they’re pretty easy to ignore. They have no impact IRL so if you focus on everything else, they fade away, a thumbnail you can skim over at any website.

  18. Green Eyes says:

    She was by far the best looking Kardashion, sad their fixation for cartoonish body images rubbed off on her.

  19. Nev says:

    Love her. She looks great.

  20. Jag says:

    So now she’s doing what Kim does with the “two sizes too small” dresses that look glued onto her? I think she looks awful. It also looks like she had her chest tweaked, too. And I agree with an above poster that her eyes look strange now.

  21. Cupcake says:

    The contouring needs more blending or some type of correcting. She looks like a drag queen just starting out who hasn’t learned how to do make-up yet.

  22. Ang says:

    Ass of lies . I wish these people would go away. I just don’t get the constant interest in this whole family.

  23. Hissyfit says:

    She looks great but those butt implants needs to go!

  24. Jh says:

    Hmmm, it also appears that she poured her face into a new nose. Stop it already!

  25. ClownsToTheLeftOfMe says:

    When is this family going to realize that they are nothing but a JOKE?

  26. Joh says:

    Bleech

  27. whatsmyname? says:

    I don’t like her hair color it looks kind of cheap, she should try and go dark or something. Does ANYONE think that ass looks good? I swear this whole family is straight up trolling with everything they do.

  28. TheCountess says:

    It may just be the lighting and unlined fabric but I would swear there’s some visible sweat patches below waist. Including an unfortunate spot in the area of her cootch (sorry).

  29. ketjo says:

    Ladies….let me tell you something….those are the worst photoshopping work from the K Klan in a long time….I could use these photos as examples on what not to do when shopping photographs….the chest area has completely been done over….its whiter in tone and the boob area has been brushed smoothed and a new cleavage line brushed in ..the size have been reduced really apparent in the side view shots and the butt area has been shopping with lots of skirt taken out of the photo….to make her appear smaller that butt is actually larger if you can believe it….I would love to get my hands on the unshopped photos …I bet they would tell a whole different story…..LOL…that is one big woman…..

    • me says:

      The pic of Kim in that Skeleton costume was also photoshopped. especially her thigh gap, it was so obvious. They think we are stupid. Kim even posted a pic on twitter of her and Kendall where Kim was almost the same height as her lol come on now. We know how much shorter she is than her sister yet she still tries to fool us. That same pic was shown on another site a while ago from Paris Fashion Week unphotoshopped. They forget the proof is always out there.

  30. word says:

    I don’t know. This family is all smoke and mirrors. Without a team of hair and make-up people, spanx, hair extensions, lip injections, butt injections…what would they really look like? It would be different if they had some talent, but they are just known for “living their lives” in front of a camera. There is nothing else to talk about other than what they are wearing and who they are dating. Without all the boyfriends/husbands and horrible outfits, what would we have to say about them? NOTHING.

  31. Stephanie says:

    I love Khloe. She is by far the prettiest and most interesting Kardashian. So these pics annoy me. She’s always had a great figure so I don’t get the hip injection/cushion or whatever they are. If you look at older pics if her she has a more balanced hourglass. Now she’s given herself a fake pear shape. It’s sloppy looking bc a natural pear shape comes from a wide pelvis not necessarily extra meat.

  32. DrFunkenstein says:

    Epic Fail. You know, not everyone is cut out for “bombshell” status. It doesn’t make you any less attractive to realize you are not going to set the world afire in this kind of outfit.

  33. Kath says:

    I don’t understand why – as someone who has battled weight issues for much of her life – Khloe would want to get butt implants.

    It reminds me of that dressing room scene in ‘Mad About You’ where Helen Hunt says to her girlfriend that she looks great in the dress she’s trying on, and the girlfriend replies “Yeah, if I could take my ass off”.

  34. kitty-bye says:

    I am wondering when they will bring back the Past look Panniers (or side hoops)??? They seem to have the rear panels 🙂