– American Idol finale recap. Did Jordin Sparks cinch it? [Evil Beet]
– Did Blake Lewis change people’s minds in the American Idol finale? [popbytes]
– Is John Mayer’s standup funny? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Courtney Love and David LaChapelle at the crackhead prom [DListed]
– Matt Damon and his family arriving at Cannes [PopSugar]
– Matt Damon giving his daughter Isabella a kiss [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Katherine Heigl’s new hair [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jennifer Garner and Violet on the slide [ICYDK]
– Mischa Barton at Cannes [Bastardly]
– Sharon Stone chugging wine at Cannes [cityrag]
– Eva Longoria in a dance class (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Lindsay Lohan ran around the Soho Grand hotel in her underwear screaming obscenities at people [Gawker]
– Karolina Kurkova is sexy [The Blemish]
– Keith Urban wants to be a dad [The Shallow End]
– Paris Hilton turns to god [Celebslam]
– Julia Roberts will produce and play the lead in a film about a murdered British conservationist [Gabsmash]
– Stone Phillips is getting the axe from NBC News [Best Week Ever]
– The TomKat family looking cute on the set of Mad Money [Mollygood]
– Katie Holmes vs. porn star “virgin” Katee Holmes [Celebwarship]
– Bai Ling nipple slip redux [CelebNewsWire]
– Jessica Alba is about to dump Cash Warren because she’s saying she doesn’t have a partner [Agent Bedhead]
– Marissa Miller in black and white [The Grumpiest]
– Cameron Diaz at the Australian “Shrek the Third” premiere [Socialite’s Life]
– Oprah’s dad is writing a tell-all book about her and she didn’t hear about it until a newspaper called her [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Demi Moore says that she and Ashton Kutcher play Mexican dominoes for hours on end [yeeeah]